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Dat awkward moment wen u tink she's feelin d niggga, u step up ur game n she goes AWOL on ur sorry asss

Ok

Enegod:
Because good guys dont have the balls to ask for a blōw job, they just sit there all night then run home and wakk off.

Women want a man not a sissy boy, they already have a p*ssy.
Now go get that Mouth Action you wakk off thinking about every night and quit playing the "oh why wont she love me" crap

I alwez tell people, if u c friendzone on d horizon, turn up d flirting n d babe will b beggin 2 feel d nigga
Works almost alwez, 2 out of 3 times *guaranteed*

Luedave:
**** op ur reasons are good but b4 u date a 'gal' i believe as a wise guy u for don study her well. Dats y some guys can be silly, they just open their mouth and tell a stranger to date them.

Hian! Bro nawa wit u o...wch 1 com b dat?
If u must knw a geh b4 dating her, den y date her? Just marry am 1 time nah

Rainess:
I think every guy and nearly every woman does it... even in a relationship.

10q jare...tell dem

Buh wait o, y wud som1 in a r/ship self-service? Dats a clear sign he/she nids a new bf/gf

4 is top on d list...totally dumped 2 gehs cos of 4

Hazardd:
iphone 6!
Because that will be wonderful..lol

Lol, abeg she no ask 4 wetin go neutralise d gf

jessiecah:
Biko, who asked you?

U r too fine 2 b dis hostile, step down ur gear small abeg. . .

'Baby fire dey go' na only 4 club e dey make sense, hia, nt so much

xynerise:
Your fada o

Them don spoil you for your house abi? I go use slap repair you

I dnt gat no time 4 u, I'm on dis thread 4 knowledgeable people. . .so pls kindly park ur beetle wella make I c space park my royce

pcguru1:
next time put Dr House's pix its more awesome that way

Tanks, I guess

xynerise:
See tesco dey use me form rhymes sha

Chai, m dealin wit a dim.wit. Pls show me d rhymes abeg, u simp.leton! Mtcheew

xynerise:
Antelope, we got your first comment.

Takes 1 to knw 1. . .buh dnt worry, u won't b 4 long, ur next bubble bath will b in my pot of broth

D ansa is pretty simple
[size=20pt]everybody lies![/size]

D ansa is pretty simple


Wait 4 it...

D ansa is pretty simple
everybody lies!

rokiatu:
So because of my comment am a profession in it?

You deserve an award for your ignorant.

Wat! R u now sayin u r nt a professional? Cos 4rm wia I stand, u sure sounded like one wen jumped in2 conclusion dat all guys masturbate

rokiatu:
hahahahahahha what play is it? Adult play?

Haha very funny

Call it anything, u r d professional in d business

rokiatu:
Whats there to think about?

Show me and man who don't masturbate and I will show you a flying chicken

Since u hav judged, I shall judge thee too, ye self-pleasing **** (I reserve my comments, dnt nid no ban 4rm anybody)

Buh seriously, try 2 avoid blanket comments everywia u go...cos I'm sure its ur type dat make masturbation look like childs play...

rokiatu:
1 Lying


2 Lying


3 Lying



4 Lying


5 Lying


6 Lying


7 Lying


8 Lying


9 Lying


10 Lying


[size=16pt]A guy will say, do and be what ever you want just to get between a woman's legs.[/size]


That is extremely disgusting to us women.

I'm tempted to say 'dats a lie' but dat wud b me callin u a liar n dats rude.
Anyways, I choose 2 disagree wit ur post, I seriously believ u gals like bein lied 2, infact u desire 2 b lied 2.
I tink d problem is u dnt like discoverin u've been lied 2

*i stand 2 b corrected tho*

Op, hmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmm
1st of all, r u planning on being my lady?
If u r, den just b ursef n lemme decide if I can deal
2nd of all, r u sure u can handle d answers u'd get? Or u just want guys 2 waste dia time?

Seriously, Op u nid a life

Op, 4 real?

nope:
1. I hate it when guys have long nails. So disgusting.

2.Guys who smell bad and look dirty.

3.Guys who listen to reply and not to understand.

4. Guys who think being aggressive is the way to get a a girl to fall for you.

5. Touchy guys. Guys who touch you inappropriately or sitting too close to you especially if there was never a romantic connection

Nawa o, that's why people differ. I suggest, rather than whine on NL, better go out there and mingle with those with the characters you like. Plus I find it's easier to appreciate people for who they are. . .stay clear if you can't deal!

Toh bahd...RIP

Wow! Gud 4 her