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Dis bwoi again!

Simple! withdraw all 'crush' or 'gf' privileges n treat her as a friend, straight up like u do wit ur guys, na she go beg

Moana:
My bf has never sent me airtime so i cannot answer this one

Iffa hear!
so 4 ur mind nau we beliv u abi
Issorait

Hope dia wud b free download?

Waiting. . .

They call people who can send more recharge cards

Yea yea, we've heard or read this topic before, truth is, it will keep coming.

Warning: Keep off if you hate long posts!

I am no relationship consultant or a romance expert but over time, i've come to discover the following among lovers...(and i think that on some level we already know these things)

1) sudden niceness: If you have witnessed this let me see your hand, wow, almost everyone. Well, me too. When your lover starts showing heightened interest in you just out of the blues, know that his/her hormones have taken over, or in rare cases, they came across an article on relationship. When this happens, my advice, flow with the tide, it doesn't last forever.

2) why should i apologise first? This one gets me everytime; like for real *lmao* does it really matter? Like you are in kindergarten.

3) forming angry when you are not: okay, agreed, i'm guilty of this one. We often believe that showing a bit temper is cute especially when trying to make a point. Most times, it leads to a happy ending (u knw d kind i mean *winks*) but not always! Perhaps in 1 out of 10 it escalates *watch out!*

4) trying to make you lover jealous: like seriously, people still attempt this funny stunt and sorry to say, it has ruined some flourishing relationships.

5) i dont care attitude: yea, this happens alot(whether intentionally or otherwise). My advice, nip this in the bud by communicating with you lover. Ignore it at your own peril.

6) what's mine, yours and ours? Hehehe, the juicy one finally. Setting the afore mentioned can be a little bit tricky and can set off some negative feelings. Every lover has in a particular time in life been confronted with this dilemma.(Pls lemme knw how u dealt/deal wit dis)

7) it's your responsibility! And so...? Doesn't mean you should sit on your hands while things go wrong. Luckily, new relationships are free of this plague but it however affects old and/or sour relationships. It's like a cankerworm.

8 ) leave me alone: this one is peculiar especially with the ladies. Often, you hear that tiny voice say "leave me alone" while inside, they are longing for that tender touch, a soft kiss on the neck, a gentle stroke on the cheek, showers of praise and admiration etc. No mind am, na small pikin dey worry am. Don't hesitate, show some love! Hey, don't forget, guys too *winks*. Remember, what's good for the goose is also good for the gander.

9) there are many fishes in the ocean: telling your lover this, is purely hilarious. Sure there are buh honey, this fish is what you hooked. In your mind you can catch a dolphin, a shark or even a whale; in reality, this is me-your salmon *lol*

10) giving ultimatums: this one is the height, gosh! Please as much as possible, don't dare this! Try not to make you lover choose between you and someone/something else, in most(if not all) cases, it doesn't end well. And i think it's funny, why? The reason is simple, you don't use such tricks on people with autonomy not to talk of when they are your lover, else, wait for the boomerang.

Feel free to add yours

Source: Supreme Stature

Op why?




Okay, on a more serious note, y shud they? people shud learn 2 cut odas some slack, especially wen mundane tins lyk diz r involved.

Luv me, luv my dog...innit?

2 of dem r very talented producers...but 4 me, young john remains d wicked producer

Pheelz no vex abeg

I dnt doubt wat u wrote 1 bit but I'm sure dia r people(both usual n random) dat u feel free talkin 2, practice wit doz ones...n wen u meet people who u aint free talkin 2, try not 2 read so much meanin in2 it, I mean, u can't possibly wanna talk 2 every tom, d-ck n harry

PS, d earlier u accept wat is, d happier u'd b n a happy soul alwez pulls people 2 himself

*selah*

SkinnyDude:
brother zone is the worst zone. friend zone is even better. it is like level two

Hehehe, obviously u neva hear of 'twinnie-zone'...dat's d height bro

Ogaaaaaa! Read ur books! D chic dey busy wit her academics u dey hia dey whine

vislabraye:
I don hear yhis friendzone thing taya....

Keep calm n relax, I'm comin wiv a thread on 'brother-zoning'

Wia dem ladies @?
Y'all will benefit 4rm dis

...N if any1 wanna practice, well...use ya head...

Thumbs up!


2 whom it may concern shaa

Nice tot buh it's easier theorised dan practised

Nice 1 Op



Readers, be warned, dis aint foolproof tho

Bolded:
Wetin concern crayfish with Harmattan?

Last time I checked you don't have to be a "mr something" to frolick with Beaty Queens. Ask flavour

Fair point...buh u beta b as darn sexy as he is

Op, it's pimple season dude

Bolded:
Line up ladies!

Time to come pick me a bride

Lol, not so fast dude

U'll hav 2 survive d men's pageant 1st

See emotional blackmail. Chai

Asin eh

Shoro niyen?
All dis ones wey she dey act since how much dem pay am? Oloshi!

rabbuy:
Aniways see yall @ the counter thread

sinaj:
i reserve my comment for a counter thread

All diz counter thread crew, diarris God o. . .FYI, I shall b waitin 4 u all dia

Prolly cos of ya moniker

Nice 1 Op

Did u learn all dis 4rm experience? - just curious

Hw come dis news is surfacing now after 3 full months?

Just here 2 observe

Waitin 4 d votin tho

D secret lies in moderation tho

People pls dnt go kill ursefs wiv sex cos of dis write-up

rokiatu:
Guys are still nervous to talk to girls in this time and age?

Hehehe, u'd b amazed at d number

[size=18pt]lack of determination[/size]

I mean, it is 4 beta 4 worse, ryt? In dat case, no matter wat goes wrong in a marriage, once u r ardent on makin it work. . .d rest na childs play