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RomanceRe: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by okabe(m): 3:54pm On Mar 21, 2015
Op u b real m**u. . .I guess monickers dnt lie
FamilyRe: How Can A 37 Yrs Old Single Lady Attract Suitors? by okabe(m): 8:44am On Mar 21, 2015
Hmm hmmmm *clears throat*
Eeerrhm, wat was she doin wen she was younger (like between 20yrs n now), she dey busy dey form 4 guys bah?

Anyways, I just wan tell am sey her tym don pass, make she park her 911 one side abeg make chics c space park dia bentley ni grin
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Get Over Break'up by okabe(m): 9:09pm On Mar 19, 2015
Dia is only 1 way 2 get ova a breakup, GET OVA IT!
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 8:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
So I was at dis PDP rally n met dis really hot female house of assembly aspirant except she came wit her MAN-DATE
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PoliticsRe: Owl Appears In Delta Government House (picture) by okabe(m): 12:30pm On Mar 14, 2015
And so... undecided

Abeggi ah no wan c dis kind tin again 4 NL let alone 4 FP *pffttt*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hurray!!! Nairaland Is 10 Years Today!!! by okabe(m): 7:37am On Mar 10, 2015
Huuuuuurrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin
Congratz 2 d entire Nairaland family!

Congratsz 2 me, 7yrs no b beans

NL, na u biko!
HealthRe: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by okabe(m): 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2015
MarieSucre:
Tufiakwa!!! drink sperm? makagini? anything from the nether region is not for ingestion.
As in eh, I no just understand people, if pesin dey find wetin 2 drink, lacasera full everywia or even zobo grin or even amarula dem(at least e get d same consistency)
HealthRe: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by okabe(m): 12:07pm On Mar 07, 2015
Madeu:
You beat me to this. Many people can't differentiate between Sèmen and Sperm.
cool
Lol, next time bro wink
HealthRe: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by okabe(m): 12:04pm On Mar 07, 2015
Davivah:
nut-like foods such as groundnut,walnut,cashewnut n those categorized as legumes improve its productivity
Cashew, soya beans etc decrease sperm
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:01pm On Mar 07, 2015
Met dis pretty babe on a social network(mozat I tink), turns out she b real BADOO, my own future stalker. Everytime she b like WHATSAPP wit u boo? N I b like I want 2GO. She followed me to nimbuzz but I BUZZ off once she is online. Dis hapund until d stalker realised I was dodgin her n decided 2 ambush me on facebook. She was like, bae y hav u been avoidin me, u hav 2 FACE me 2day grin
HealthRe: Question, Myths, And Answers On Seminal Fluid(sperm) by okabe(m): 7:08am On Mar 07, 2015
faradexs09:
What's sperm?
A sperm is the fluid that is ejaculated during orgasm, it is whitish, opalascent and contains sperm cells, proteins and nutrients.
Op dis is totally wrong! Wat u described as sperm is actually referred to as s.emen

Sperm on d oda hand is short 4 spermatozoa wch r d fertile cells in semen that fertilise d ovum resulting in conception/pregnancy.

Nice job on educating the populace shaa *thumbs up*
CelebritiesRe: Most Stylish/Fashionable Nigerian Female Celebrities Under 40 ( Photos ) by okabe(m): 4:53pm On Feb 28, 2015
Nice, tho 4 me genie will alwez b number 1, den rita n Stephanie may follow smiley

Wetin I no undastand na wetin tiwa dey do dia shocked
Dat babe has a poor dress sense
PhonesRe: Android Devices Software Related Problems Solved Here: Ask Your Questions by okabe(m): 9:22pm On Feb 26, 2015
Samtobh:
If your phone is rooted,install root explorer or es file explorer
Go to the root of your phone, look for ETC folder and locate host.
Open the hoist as a text file and delete the content.
Its not rooted
PhonesHELP! Android Google Play Services Palaver by okabe(op): 8:54am On Feb 26, 2015
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r
1. Its play store isn't workin
2. I can't install google play service in d fone

Pls I nid urgent help
PhonesRe: [] Post Your Android Phone Problems Here And Get A Solution[] by okabe(m): 7:44am On Feb 26, 2015
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r
1. Its play store isn't workin
2. I can't install google play service in d fone

Pls I nid urgent help
PhonesRe: Android Devices Software Related Problems Solved Here: Ask Your Questions by okabe(m): 7:42am On Feb 26, 2015
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r
1. Its play store isn't workin
2. I can't install google play service in d fone

Pls I nid urgent help
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by okabe(m): 7:39am On Feb 26, 2015
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r
1. Its play store isn't workin
2. I can't install google play service in d fone

Pls I nid urgent help
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by okabe(m): 7:38am On Feb 26, 2015
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r
1. Its play store isn't workin
2. I can't install google play service in d fone

Pls I nid urgent help
RomanceRe: Introverts In A Relationship, How Do You Cope by okabe(m): 7:51am On Feb 25, 2015
Enockia:
i disagree wit u im in a relationship wit an introvert and its really exhuasting u can hardly tell wat uld do to please her or wats goin on in her mind pretty much complicating
Dude, u sure sey she love u? *just wondering* undecided
Cos in my experience, dat has got little or notin to do wit her introvert personality. Trust me
RomanceRe: Introverts In A Relationship, How Do You Cope by okabe(m): 12:43pm On Feb 22, 2015
Smh, it is with a painful heart that I drop this note (4 ppl wey go boda 2 read am shaa) for all of you who have contributed to this thread to the best of their understanding and by extension to everyone planning on making uninformed inputs as well. I urge all of you to please read around the subject matter and understand the concept of personality(it'd help y'all a lot). DO YOUR RESEARCH!
They are a thousand and one books out there you can read to enlighten yourself on the matter, just so you don't get things twisted. Many articles exist online also 4 my peeps who can't afford to buys books...and while you are at it, do well to read about temperament and behaviour as well. That being said, happy sunday to you all smiley
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 7:42am On Feb 15, 2015
To me, SUCK-SEX is everytin, dats y I dnt joke wit women who like to B ON TOP grin
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RomanceRe: I Am Pregnant For My Boyfriend's Best Friend by okabe(m): 9:49am On Feb 12, 2015
Okay, lemme get dis straight, u involved ursef in such a heinous act, despicable even, and u r obviously in no way ashamed of ursef dat u even had 2 make dis post...now, r we supposed 2 applaud u or somtin? undecided
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:41pm On Feb 10, 2015
pureIvory:
cool
Tanks hun wink
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 2:33pm On Feb 09, 2015
U r not a real woman until I VALiDATE u
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 11:07am On Jan 29, 2015
I aint hungry buh I nid a LAUNCH
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Music Makes Me Really Sick by okabe(m): 1:33pm On Jan 25, 2015
Oya shout am nah!
Or u go tell CNN angry
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:23am On Jan 25, 2015
For guys, its either party or games we can play with PADS...for ladies, PAD business no b game, hope y'all digg my FLOW



BTW, heard dat Chelsea's quadruple hopes didn't last 4-2 long, did
they? grin
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 7:50am On Jan 25, 2015
James can't jump BALE, he's a very tall footballer
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RomanceRe: p by okabe(m): 11:28pm On Jan 24, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
She won't let u in were?
Hahaha, her farm!
Lwkm, dis babe sef, buh e gud as u ask shaa, make pesin 4 dey sure wia op from dey come



Oya, op answer
Forum GamesRe: Last Post Wins! by okabe(m): 11:23pm On Jan 24, 2015
As I no come get crush nko...hw we go do am?
Forum GamesRe: Last Post Wins! by okabe(m): 9:16pm On Jan 24, 2015
banjicom:
Am still wining cheesy
Am the last to comment!
Not until u tell me what d prize is

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