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Op u b real m**u. . .I guess monickers dnt lie |
Hmm hmmmm *clears throat* Eeerrhm, wat was she doin wen she was younger (like between 20yrs n now), she dey busy dey form 4 guys bah? Anyways, I just wan tell am sey her tym don pass, make she park her 911 one side abeg make chics c space park dia bentley ni ![]() |
Dia is only 1 way 2 get ova a breakup, GET OVA IT! |
So I was at dis PDP rally n met dis really hot female house of assembly aspirant except she came wit her MAN-DATE |
And so... ![]() Abeggi ah no wan c dis kind tin again 4 NL let alone 4 FP *pffttt* |
Huuuuuurrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ![]() Congratz 2 d entire Nairaland family! Congratsz 2 me, 7yrs no b beans NL, na u biko! |
MarieSucre:As in eh, I no just understand people, if pesin dey find wetin 2 drink, lacasera full everywia or even zobo or even amarula dem(at least e get d same consistency) |
Madeu: ![]() Lol, next time bro ![]() |
Davivah:Cashew, soya beans etc decrease sperm |
Met dis pretty babe on a social network(mozat I tink), turns out she b real BADOO, my own future stalker. Everytime she b like WHATSAPP wit u boo? N I b like I want 2GO. She followed me to nimbuzz but I BUZZ off once she is online. Dis hapund until d stalker realised I was dodgin her n decided 2 ambush me on facebook. She was like, bae y hav u been avoidin me, u hav 2 FACE me 2day ![]() |
faradexs09:Op dis is totally wrong! Wat u described as sperm is actually referred to as s.emen Sperm on d oda hand is short 4 spermatozoa wch r d fertile cells in semen that fertilise d ovum resulting in conception/pregnancy. Nice job on educating the populace shaa *thumbs up* |
Nice, tho 4 me genie will alwez b number 1, den rita n Stephanie may follow ![]() Wetin I no undastand na wetin tiwa dey do dia Dat babe has a poor dress sense |
Samtobh:Its not rooted |
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r 1. Its play store isn't workin 2. I can't install google play service in d fone Pls I nid urgent help |
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r 1. Its play store isn't workin 2. I can't install google play service in d fone Pls I nid urgent help |
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r 1. Its play store isn't workin 2. I can't install google play service in d fone Pls I nid urgent help |
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r 1. Its play store isn't workin 2. I can't install google play service in d fone Pls I nid urgent help |
Hi guys, my fone is behavin funny n its frustratin me. I use a tecno N7 fone n its problems r 1. Its play store isn't workin 2. I can't install google play service in d fone Pls I nid urgent help |
Enockia:Dude, u sure sey she love u? *just wondering* ![]() Cos in my experience, dat has got little or notin to do wit her introvert personality. Trust me |
Smh, it is with a painful heart that I drop this note (4 ppl wey go boda 2 read am shaa) for all of you who have contributed to this thread to the best of their understanding and by extension to everyone planning on making uninformed inputs as well. I urge all of you to please read around the subject matter and understand the concept of personality(it'd help y'all a lot). DO YOUR RESEARCH! They are a thousand and one books out there you can read to enlighten yourself on the matter, just so you don't get things twisted. Many articles exist online also 4 my peeps who can't afford to buys books...and while you are at it, do well to read about temperament and behaviour as well. That being said, happy sunday to you all ![]() |
To me, SUCK-SEX is everytin, dats y I dnt joke wit women who like to B ON TOP ![]() |
Okay, lemme get dis straight, u involved ursef in such a heinous act, despicable even, and u r obviously in no way ashamed of ursef dat u even had 2 make dis post...now, r we supposed 2 applaud u or somtin? ![]() |
pureIvory:Tanks hun ![]() |
U r not a real woman until I VALiDATE u |
I aint hungry buh I nid a LAUNCH |
Oya shout am nah! Or u go tell CNN ![]() |
For guys, its either party or games we can play with PADS...for ladies, PAD business no b game, hope y'all digg my FLOW BTW, heard dat Chelsea's quadruple hopes didn't last 4-2 long, did they? ![]() |
James can't jump BALE, he's a very tall footballer |
asdfjklhaha:Hahaha, her farm! Lwkm, dis babe sef, buh e gud as u ask shaa, make pesin 4 dey sure wia op from dey come Oya, op answer |
As I no come get crush nko...hw we go do am? |
banjicom:Not until u tell me what d prize is |
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