₦airaland Forum

mooregan: I'll choose not to answer or trade words with you cos I've seen that we r not on de same mental page, u still have a long way to go. Grow up dude.

yeah i'm much more sensible and more reasonable than you look at you repeating the same words i said and work on your English. WAIT!!! HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU WRITE JAMB IDIOT I BET YOU HAVEN'T ENTERED SCHOOL YET INFACT EVEN IF YOU HAVE ENTERED AM SURE YOU WROTE IT MORE THAN 3 TIMES CUZ U ARE A HOPELESS LOSER SO YES WE ARE NOT IN THE SAME MENTAL PAGE YOU ARE BELOW THE FOOD CHAIN RATHER "MENTAL CHAIN" (bet he doesn't know what food chain is....lmao)

Hey guys as you know September 17th is a very very very Big day around the world u know why?? Figure it out!!!
Alright i'll tell ya ITS BIGGER, ITS BETTER, ITS MORE CONTROVERSIAL ITS GTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! FIVEEEEEEEE SEQUEL TO GTA IV AND EPISODES FROM LIBERTY CITY WHICH WERE AMAZINNNNGG GAMES BUT IF YOU COMPARE GTA IV TRAILER TO GTA V TRAILER ON YOUTUBE HAAAA.... IN FACT DNT TRY.....
So here's a brief description of the game, unlike the other games its going to be 3 protagonist namely: Michael, Trevor and Franklin
Michael is an ex robber who left that old life and settled down bought a big house in Los santos and has 3 kids but that isn't enough to keep him satisfied
Trevor is Micheal's old friend from the old days but unlike Michael he lives in a dumpy trailer park and hasn't left his life of crime in the slightest. He is very insane ready to explode at any moment. As in REALLY INSANE
Franklin is a younger criminal just trying to make it in the bustling city representing Groove street Family
The game is set in San andreas but guys check out the trailer on YouTube as in CHECK IT OUT!!!!
So this page is for all you crazy gta fans lets meet each other
DO NOT POST LINKS TO DOWNLOAD GTA V because
NEWSFLASH: THE GAME ISN'T OUT AND ITS ONLY FOR XBOX 360 AND PS3 POSSIBLY FOR PC ROCKSTAR ISNT REALLY SURE
So welcome........

gozie143: here it is

ITS NOT EVEN OUT!!! UNLESS ITS THE BETA VERSION....WHICH WILL SUCK

mooregan: Where this one comot from Get a life dude!!

you too get a life STOP PRETENDING JOHNATAN IS A GOOD PRESIDENT CAN U COMPARE HIM TO OBAMA OR EVEN FORMER SA PRESIDENT NELSON MANDELA?
YEAH DIDN'T THINK SO!!! GET A LIFE STOP PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS OK AND FACE REALITY U ARE OBVIOUSLY LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD BABA GROW UP!!! I REST MY CASE PEACE OUT SUCKERS.....

Meet Goodluck Johnatan, as a former senate member he voted to close down all federal universities and give all the money saved directly to the theives in the house of rep, and as president supported to reduce the marrying age to 13.
FACT: Johnatan used half of the national tax for a villa in Brazil and to special trained english tutors for the first lady ( like that helped ). Should we even start with NEPA. Goodluck Johnatan wants to be your president in 2015 again, but he hates our safety so much he wants to make peace with infamous terrorist group Boko Haram leaving your families and loved ones vunerable to terrorist attacks. Johnatan has lost in direction more than once and has disappointed his wife much in the same way he'll disappoint you, and he definetly has hair problems
CALL GOODLUCK JOHNATAN: Tell him that ridiculous hat isn't fooling anyone, SHORT ASSED BALD BASTARD!!! ITS JUST LIKE YOUR POLICIES THIN ON TOP AND SHORT ON IDEAS
My fellow Nigerians do the right thing DO NOT VOTE FOR JOHNATAN!!!!
We made a mistake once lets not do it agin.....
Foward to every Group/Wall/Thread/TL etc.....

Meet Goodluck Johnatan, as a former senate member he voted to close down all federal universities and give all the money saved directly to the theives in the house of rep, and as president supported to reduce the marrying age to 13.
FACT: Johnatan used half of the national tax for a villa in Brazil and to special trained english tutors for the first lady ( like that helped ). Should we even start with NEPA. Goodluck Johnatan wants to be your president in 2015 again, but he hates our safety so much he wants to make peace with infamous terrorist group Boko Haram leaving your families and loved ones vunerable to terrorist attacks. Johnatan has lost in direction more than once and has disappointed his wife much in the same way he'll disappoint you, and he definetly has hair problems
CALL GOODLUCK JOHNATAN: Tell him that ridiculous hat isn't fooling anyone, SHORT ASSED BALD BASTARD!!! ITS JUST LIKE YOUR POLICIES THIN ON TOP AND SHORT ON IDEAS
My fellow Nigerians do the right thing DO NOT VOTE FOR JOHNATAN!!!!
We made a mistake once lets not do it agin.....
Foward to every Group/Wall/Thread/TL etc.....

Meet Goodluck Johnatan, as a former senate member he voted to close down all federal universities and give all the money saved directly to the theives in the house of rep, and as president supported to reduce the marrying age to 13.
FACT: Johnatan used half of the national tax for a villa in Brazil and to special trained english tutors for the first lady ( like that helped ). Should we even start with NEPA. Goodluck Johnatan wants to be your president in 2015 again, but he hates our safety so much he wants to make peace with infamous terrorist group Boko Haram leaving your families and loved ones vunerable to terrorist attacks. Johnatan has lost in direction more than once and has disappointed his wife much in the same way he'll disappoint you, and he definetly has hair problems
CALL GOODLUCK JOHNATAN: Tell him that ridiculous hat isn't fooling anyone, SHORT ASSED BALD BASTARD!!! ITS JUST LIKE YOUR POLICIES THIN ON TOP AND SHORT ON IDEAS
My fellow Nigerians do the right thing DO NOT VOTE FOR JOHNATAN!!!!
We made a mistake once lets not do it agin.....
Foward to every Group/Wall/Thread/TL etc.....

Meet Goodluck Johnatan, as a former senate member he voted to close down all federal universities and give all the money saved directly to the theives in the house of rep, and as president supported to reduce the marrying age to 13.
FACT: Johnatan used half of the national tax for a villa in Brazil and to special trained english tutors for the first lady ( like that helped ). Should we even start with NEPA. Goodluck Johnatan wants to be your president in 2015 again, but he hates our safety so much he wants to make peace with infamous terrorist group Boko Haram leaving your families and loved ones vunerable to terrorist attacks. Johnatan has lost in direction more than once and has disappointed his wife much in the same way he'll disappoint you, and he definetly has hair problems
CALL GOODLUCK JOHNATAN: Tell him that ridiculous hat isn't fooling anyone, SHORT ASSED BALD BASTARD!!! ITS JUST LIKE YOUR POLICIES THIN ON TOP AND SHORT ON IDEAS
My fellow Nigerians do the right thing DO NOT VOTE FOR JOHNATAN!!!!
We made a mistake once lets not do it agin.....
Foward to every Group/Wall/Thread/TL etc.....

damoskiy: Unilag has released it cut off mark.

SAY GOD!!!

Onyezaza: Is unilag postume form out?

ode girl!!

this list should come out joor I CANT STAND HOME ANYMORE!!!
dstv is drrrryyyyy av finished gta 4 and the episodes!!! UNILAG LIST WHERE ARE U?

larvagurl: i no stab anything. wasnt really sure then but now i am

is ur name on d list?

larvagurl: the merit list is kinda out oh guyz, check the site for your fate

what kind of english is dis

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HAAAAAA NAA DAT GUY DEY BANNED FRM NAIRALAND WITH THE SAME NAME ABEG REPORT AM O!!! UR SCAMMING DAYS ARE OVER!!! OLEEE BARAWO THIEF

ASUU if u guys dare cancel my result and other successfull ones UR STUPID GODDAMN FAMILY WILL DIE!!!! STUPID IDIOTIC FOOLS U WILL DIE A GRUSOME DEATH IF U FUCKERS DARE CANCEL MY RESULT GO AND DIEEEEE!!!!

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no mind am naa dat theif. dey reported GUY UR SCAMIN DAYS R OVER!!!!! OLE BARAWO!!!!!!

nearly made the main mark by 0.3 but thank God i passed d catchment for ogun does catchment appear on merit list??

basildemaria: ..........CONFUSED....how can OMO IGBO claim catchment 4 unilag...abi OKEKE don turn to yoruba name ni?

am frm ogun state dey call me okeke cuz i look igbo

Walextopolino: maybe na u fail sha..

i pray dey did so d cut off go b low at least i passed catchment but I want to be on merit

Mesopotamia: tell that to lucifer!

did u fail?? i bet u did idiot bastard!!!!

Thank God i don hear there be mass failure in d post jamb

hey i heard from a friends mom who knows a lecturer said dat the cut off is generally low he says accounting is even 66 and will be on the site tommorrow....u didnt hear dis from me cappish??

mastermynd: ABEG,,sort of neww here,,,wen is unilag post utme form cumin out,,i ll like get the form,,,am putting in for adult education,,,pls i need suggestion,,,,,,,,
#old but gold#

d post jamb has been cancelled until further notice due to strike but u can buy past questions frm me for #40,000 holla back if u r ready

am a geology aspiration i scored 72.5% in p jamb agg:63.00 but the main merit last year was 63.50 but d catchment for ogun<my state> was 62.50 ABEG DO I HAVE CHANCE PLSSSS SOMEBODY SHOULD REPLY PLSSSS HELP A BRODA!!!

GUYS GUYS i had 63.00 as aggregate for geology IS IT GOOD

i don finish o d paper was sweet thank God. but that "unexpected visitor" dey disturb me like mad on the morning i swear

Omosivie,:
Unilag will release all d results @ once

SIR U SAY??!! NAA TMAO 3hrs after d exam

max_ben: heads up, u dont ve to leave home that early u can write at anytime tomorrow...
success with ur exam tomorrow...

what course are u going for?

for geology is it competitive?

Hmmmm b like say gp simple!! anyhow sha im writing tmao @ 8am ctis,would leave home at 6am wish me luck o!
look out for the guy in suit and glasses naa me o

any geologist here
abeg is geology competitive

anita.411:
are we to go in the stipulated time or anytime

no ma'am!! no ma'am!!
beta get dere an hour b4 d time

Walextopolino: i think nxt week

nope!! i heard its 3hrs after wednesday exam!!