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It will be better than real women and sex dolls no doubt
She's a Pleasurebot..no quarells, no cheating and no STD's

i think the robots will have a hydraulic system
So the action will be like BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY

At least chances of getting STD's will be reduced, NO MORE CONDOMS!!!
And you can have one human robot for "personal" use

uj_sizzle: Reminds me of an episode of Big Bang Theory where Wolowitz tried using a robot's hand to stroke his peepee

Loool good times..

chukwudi01: You're a robosexual?

thats not even a real word... but the ones they've made so far look just like humans

I LOVE SCIENCE!!!

m.cnet.com/news/will-robots-replace-prostitutes/57418025


This is dedicated to all those of youthful vigor
and adventurous spirit.
I wish to warn you of amusements that will,
apparently, exist in 2050. For, by then, all
prostitutes will be robots.
I know there will be some who have craved
this notion since the first time they failed to
charm a girl at high school. However, this
prediction -- made by scientists at New
Zealand's Victoria University -- offers that one
of the greatest benefits of a prostibot is, well,
cleanliness.
My regular reading of New Zealand's Dominion
Post reveals to me that these android ladies
(and, one presumes, gentlemen) will be made
of bacteria resistant fiber and would be, um,
"flushed for human fluids."
Naturally, the thoughts of many might be
flooded with the question: "flushed by whom?"
My own first thought was that these prostibots
were described as "android." Does this mean
they will be created by the same fine brains
that brought us the self-driving car?
In their paper " Robots, Men and Sex Tourism,"
Professor Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars
focused with some resolution on how
Amsterdam's red light district might look in
2050.
They offer more reasons than mere perfectly
flushed fluids for their prognostication. They
say the prostibots -- working in a sex club with
the very onomatopoeic named "Yub-Yum" --
would destroy the trafficking of human
prostitutes from Eastern Europe and
elsewhere. They also claim that these new
androidesses will offer perfect beauty. I
wonder how many beholders will agree.
Oddly, they also suggest that men in search of
immediate commercial sexual pleasure would
have an emotional connection to their chosen
prostibot. This is touchingly difficult to
conceive, especially as men will know that
these machines cannot possibly respond to
them in any true way.
It is surely the hope for at least some men in
2012 that they are transmitting pleasure to
their human prostitute counterpart. Some men
are still human.
You might wonder why these vast minds are
feeling the need to consider futuristic
prostibottery. Well, Mars is a sexologist.
Yeoman, on the other hand, is a management
professor with a deep and abiding interest in
tourism.
Perhaps it was he, therefore, who bored down
into some of the economic aspects. This
utopian scenario involves the local city council
setting their rates. I wonder what the council's
percentage might be.
It is unclear, though, whether prostibots of
particular sizes, hair color -- or even perhaps
racy, gruff dialogue -- would demand higher
rates than those of more mundane qualities
(and, perhaps, bacteria-resistant fiber near its
sell-by date.)
However, I wonder whether this new world
has yet been sufficiently analyzed. I am
indebted beyond price to CBS Las Vegas, which
delved deeper into the fundamentals.
It asked Dennis Hof, he who owns the seminal
Moonlite Bunny Ranch -- a place where several
CES attendees have enjoyed a mopping of
their brows -- what he thought.
He said: "At the Bunny Ranch, we say 'it's not
just the sex, it's an adventure' -- and
oftentimes it's more about the adventure than
it is the sex."
Hof is surely a man who could teach the
professors a thing or two. His thinking is
lateral, but laserlike. His instinctive
understanding of human impulses is far
beyond that of any potential prostibot
engineer.
It will surely be a very long time before a
prostibot can look a man in the eye and
deduce his sadness, his happiness, his
reticence, his incompetence, and, most
especially, his appalling dress sense.
It isn't just about creating a robot that takes on
a certain identity. No matter how much they
hide it, humans are a little more sophisticated
than that.

@OP you cant be a baby daddy or contact STD if you use a condom
wt do u think dey make those for??

and i think its an urban myth that having a girlfriend will affect your studies, its all in the mind. You can choose to be a playboy and still get first class if YOU r dedicated

Bro you made the wrong choice

If you play gta 5:online, i'm sure your ranks have been set back to lv 1,
all owned apartments are gone and all your weapons, modded cars and money have been deleted
I'm scared to check mine, pls gta online players give us updates!!!!

I really love watching people die...
I love war

mtchewww something people can make for fun on youtube
There is no way it could fly all the way from texas
AND of all the countries its nigeria they want to spy on
Lets not whine ourselves

This is how i chat
me: hey whatsup
girl: am good u?
me: am good soo do u want to hang out later this week?
(50 mins later)
me:

gets them evry time

flawless..S:
u are right when I say kk or k it simple means am no more interested in the chat any other message am not going to reply

we've fished one of them out!!!
guys see ooo

Holy Cow!!!

Ruq: That shows you really have to work on yourself, if you're an introvert you should try to be a little open atimes and not care about what happens all the time, maybe go out or do something different. You actually remind me of myself and i tell you one day you look back and laugh yourself and wonder what was in your head to have such feelings.

You don't even seem like a violent person I can almost say you're a skinny guy of average height, with a calm face and not too dark, i don't think you talk much. Stay good.

close tho, u got evrytin except for the skinny part

Abbeylincson: No one can do that to my wife.I will file a case immediately against the firm for murder of my baby and attempt murder of my wife.I will make sure the firm paid for what they did especially their manager.Anger can cause anything.

Its not as easy as it sounds sir, you'll be surprised that the guy will walk free
naa 9ja we dey

charliejose: the faculty officer of d faculty of science is really crazy ....just 4 him to stamp my library card jeje oooo.., come nd see questions,,, asking me if Am brilliant nd hw many A's I ve in ssce
I just had to argue my way out of his office.... I like him sha

He asked me to fix his wall clock i swear..but was easy. As a reward he gave me the last prospectus in his office

Kiingsolomon: welcome bro. .....when was ur final enrolment?

was on dec11 i think...
have u done dept registration?

Kiingsolomon: #Switches of d TV....after Watching BlackBelt tv#

Dead channel

GeneralShepherd: This is what makes me mad with religious folks! What year did the ET visit? Care to share photos and links?
Some say the knowledge is top sceret within various governments in the world, are a government agent with high level clearance?

Speculation doesn't prove anything

So you are an atheist and you actually believe that earth is the only planet with life in the entire galaxy??
I dnt think you understand what an atheist does
There is a lot of proof that aliens visited us ...i'd post links but mb....
you can watch history channel on dstv weekdays around 3 or 4pm
the show is called "ancient aliens"

Ruq: With ESRB ratings its 17+ but that's not really an issue here because some people think even 14 yr olds and under can play it as far as they understand what to do. But you must also understand what happens in the game world stays in the game world even if you can apply some to reality.

The boy in question, dont you have friends, siblings or brothers ? do you always feel lonely ?

Naa only child..i jst entered unilag
but cnt resume till march
and yh i got a few friends (dunno if dey r really friends)

texanomaly: It's not the truth. What is wrong with you? That is a very childish way of showing your opinion. How old are you?

Well i'm old enough hun ;-)

GeneralShepherd: Alliens or god did it! Bravo

Dude if you dont believe in God then at least you have to believe in extraterrestials (ET) who may have visited us in the past
I mean you do believe there is life in on other planets in the universe right?

@wordbase im turnin 17 nxt month why??

Even the bible predicts a nuclear fallout
some of the stuff in revelations are similar to what will happen if there were a huge nuclear fallout

Whether its God or aliens, i believe there is a external higher power than us in the universe
Even science can prove that through historical events like man suddenly discovering fire or the story of Joan of arc (who really existed in the middle ages) or man discovering steel is a better weapon
Some of the swords made back then
even blacksmiths of today cant make it of the exact quality
WHAT DOES ALL THIS TELL US??

Another proof of aliens and technology might be in the bible
Ever heard the story of Jacob's ladder?

There is a lot of proof we were visited by aliens in all tribes around the world
Like the pyramids in eygpt and giza, do you think humans of back then could construct somethin like dat back then without help
AND YES!!!
dere is life on other planets in the universe
only a fool will believe we are the only ones in the entire universe

DEAD GAME!!! I don finish gta 5 its now san andreas i'll download abi??

if you like make a robot that can replace lecturers ( that will be nice)
we nigerians will still insult you cuz we like belittling and discouraging ourselves
and call any new invention an instrument of the devil
WE HATE TECHNOLOGY!!!

if you like make a robot that can replace lecturers ( that will be nice)
we nigerians will still insult you cuz we like belittling and discouraging ourselves
and call any new invention an instrument of the devil

i'm the fynestboi