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Food / Re: 17 Foods From Your Nigerian Childhood You’ll Probably Never See Again by Okemmuo(m): 3:39pm On Feb 20, 2016
refiner:




lol....am married already wif 15 grand children!

so keep ur rings for someone dats ready to be Lord of d rings!!!undecided
. Lol...Madam ain't goh no tym for Lord of d rings series...buh sure i'll kip it to ma sef... smiley wink
Politics / Re: Tambuwal Weds Mairo-Mustapha As Second Wife In Kano by Okemmuo(m): 11:48am On Feb 20, 2016
maryam6:
Yea, we wedded yrstdaytongue grin
. Lol
C ya teeth grin grin
Food / Re: 17 Foods From Your Nigerian Childhood You’ll Probably Never See Again by Okemmuo(m): 11:23am On Feb 20, 2016
refiner:
I know about 11 of dem!....ate dem wen I was in prim school!


my best dere was dat goody goody and speedy!
. grin ;DBae so u Don old rich like dis grin.....Coman colet ma ring asap.. wink
Food / Re: 17 Foods From Your Nigerian Childhood You’ll Probably Never See Again by Okemmuo(m): 11:20am On Feb 20, 2016
I chopped all deze tins oo... grin grin grin..Chaiyayayayayayaye grin
Family / Re: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Okemmuo(m): 7:05am On Feb 19, 2016
mjswthrt:
ok
. Yea dear...Don rilly no how private or unprivate dis mesage is,buh any beta ways of hooking up
Business / Re: These Are The Nigerians Benefiting From The Fall Of The Naira by Okemmuo(m): 7:00am On Feb 19, 2016
Teespice:
all of you blaming Buhari no get sense I swear

this is a matter of simple economics. it would still be the same thing even if your so called messiah was still president.

if he had saved and diversified the economy, thereby not making oil our mainstay, the effect won't be this bad.

this is not a matter of politics abeg.

it is not only Nigeria as an oil producing country that is going through this problem. but you won't hear anything because other countries put measures in place since one day, oil prices would most definitely fall and there would be need to cushion the hard effects it would have on the economy.
. Bae u geh sense I swear
Business / Re: These Are The Nigerians Benefiting From The Fall Of The Naira by Okemmuo(m): 6:56am On Feb 19, 2016
Lamexx:
This is BUHARINOMICS. And to think that we have a Finance Minister and CBN governor. By the time it gets to NGN1,000 to a dollar, maybe Nigerians will wake up and use the CHANGE they deceived us with to pursue this govt out of Aso rock. Hope it would not be too late by then.
. Duuddeee...SMH u dnt evenn no why we are experiencing dis economic slide...when our past leaders were ennjoying Oyel Money...dey dint no dat the "stone wich d builders accepted will one day becom d cursed stone"...?
Celebrities / Re: This Happens When God Picks Your Call (PICTURED) by Okemmuo(m): 9:44am On Feb 17, 2016
Nna ehhnn...nawa o..i tot d thread was goin to be somfin funny or prolly advert of a new fone.....SMH
Politics / Re: Buratai's Convoy Was Blocked In Abuja Yesterday - Harun Elbinawi by Okemmuo(m): 1:47pm On Feb 15, 2016
Dis Op is high on expired drugs

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Business / Re: Naira Falls To 325 On Dollar Shortage -punch by Okemmuo(m): 9:54am On Feb 13, 2016
ZombieNation:


Sell your kidney or get your virgin butthole into gay p0rn
.
LOL grin > grin grin....dduuuudddeee....
Education / Re: ABU Zaria Female Students Missing!!! by Okemmuo(m): 9:29am On Feb 12, 2016
God pls may dey be found...alive and well

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Celebrities / Re: Bariga Slum Where Olamide Grew Up (photos) by Okemmuo(m): 11:45pm On Feb 05, 2016
repogirl:
I am the one, thanks. smiley
.

Ur welcom jare
Politics / Re: Soldier Gives Children Gift At An IDP Camp by Okemmuo(m): 4:17pm On Feb 05, 2016
Now this is lovely....like we see in the movies (foreign o) smiley
Family / Re: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Okemmuo(m): 3:43am On Feb 01, 2016
mjswthrt:
Last year
.

C ya mouth like last year grin grin. Mine was JSS...no biggie bout it
Romance / Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by Okemmuo(m): 1:02am On Jan 31, 2016
Iffffffy:
Why not ask ur mum how she feels when ur dad dosnt eat her food? Sillly question
.

Bae abeeg no vez na...

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Family / Re: Must I Befriend My Husband Mistress Before There Will Be Peace In My Home? by Okemmuo(m): 7:14am On Jan 29, 2016
myfantasies:
So u r saying even as a wife ur words r not important, u r being taken for granted

SMH

I don't pray for such
.
But of course nobody prays for such. Just render ur advice dear
Celebrities / Re: Bariga Slum Where Olamide Grew Up (photos) by Okemmuo(m): 10:14am On Jan 27, 2016
repogirl:
grin na the worstest na...there is bad, worse, worst, and then worstest
.

smiley smiley smileybeautiful. Lovely....dats if ur d one on ur d.p oo... grin
Celebrities / Re: Bariga Slum Where Olamide Grew Up (photos) by Okemmuo(m): 6:50am On Jan 27, 2016
This is a freaking lie...this is not where olamide lived...we lived close wen we were kids (dou we dint mit) and dat is not my street.......
Health / Re: Men - My Childhood; My Manhood; My Prostate.. A Must Read!! by Okemmuo(m): 4:38pm On Jan 25, 2016
Seen and understood...Tnx Man

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Politics / Re: Photos From The Attack By Herdsmen In Adamawa State by Okemmuo(m): 12:14pm On Jan 25, 2016
carinmom:
F
.

F?... undecided undecided
Health / Re: Lassa Fever: Don’t Drink Garri With Cold Water – NMA Chairman by Okemmuo(m): 9:59am On Jan 25, 2016
Eehhnn just to rinse d garri....dahsall
Crime / Re: DPO, Scores Killed In Adamawa By Fulani Gunmen by Okemmuo(m): 6:52am On Jan 25, 2016
Quite bad. God console their families. BTW today is my...our birthday,hoping to get some likes for I and my twin sis... smiley wink
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Militants Kill One In Fresh Yobe Town Attack by Okemmuo(m): 2:54pm On Jan 24, 2016
They are regrouping @ Yobe state now....God bless the NA...hunt dem down
Romance / Re: Types Of Guys You Should Not Play 'Hard-To-Get' With by Okemmuo(m): 9:58am On Jan 23, 2016
Sincerely,this hard to get ish....if u notice d guy is shy and u rily like him u musnt necessarily literally use broom to pursue him....mehn..u can't imagine the amount of courage he summoned to tek dah step

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Romance / Re: Types Of Guys You Should Not Play 'Hard-To-Get' With by Okemmuo(m): 7:33am On Jan 23, 2016
manie:




She settled for him out of pity and necessity. Her market value must have changed in the last 8 years. I doubt if a busy and forward looking guy, with series of female admirers will devote 8 solid years of his life chasing a woman.

Men should learn how to move on if a lady turns down your advances, work hard and succeed then you will find out that you will not do the chasing again rather the ladies will be the one who will want to get your attention.
. Ehhhyyyaaa.....and that's what maakes them fake.. sad sad
Romance / Re: Types Of Guys You Should Not Play 'Hard-To-Get' With by Okemmuo(m): 7:29am On Jan 23, 2016
Rapmoney:
That's why friendship is necessary; don't make it seem as if the guy is embarking on a journey to the top of Mount Everest! He can't continue chasing you up and down, his emotions are at stake too cool
. Duuudddeee..... smiley cheesy grin wink > grin smiley

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Politics / Re: APC & PDP Senators Disagree Over 2016 Budget Implementation by Okemmuo(m): 9:02am On Jan 21, 2016
Toh,we just dey observe una

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Crime / Re: Police Rescue Suspected Rice, Noodles Thief From Mob Beatings (picture) by Okemmuo(m): 6:22pm On Jan 19, 2016
Just wish a law could be created that the same treatment be given to our dear thieves. Called politicians grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Lovers Drown During Romantic Rendezvous By River In Delta by Okemmuo(m): 2:02pm On Jan 15, 2016
Lol...chai
Politics / Re: Soldier Writes From Sambisa Forest In Commemoration Of Armed Forces Remembrance by Okemmuo(m): 1:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
frisky2good:
Soldiers do not compare themselves with civilians. They believe they are doing their duty so they never ask for sympathy. This is fake!
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Duuude...dey are not asking for ur sympathy,dey are asking for ur prayers,just as ur pastor prays for ur success in ur business and career...
Politics / Re: Budget Scandal: Impeach Buhari, PDP Tells National Assembly by Okemmuo(m): 10:52pm On Jan 14, 2016
Nna eehhnn...D way pipu support Jonatan above buhari dis dayz dey fear me.....av u forgoten so soon that it was people's fathers and sons that were on the war front against boko haram while d NSA shared d money for thier upkeep...why are u guys so heartless...haba mana.. sad sad

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