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Are you for real or you just dont have a brain?

madridsta007:
The Bible did not discuss or mention masturbation. However, would you consider masturbation a sin?

I am sure you would. Because it is. You know it is. Hence if you find your child, male or female, masturbating you would probably spank that child.

We love to indulge in self-denial and take refuge in the, 'the Bible does not say this' argument. Those are just banalities. There are some things that are common sense. There are some things that one learns from experience. If a Man of God tells his sheep- and yes, we seem to forget that he said this to his RCCG members at an RCCG conference- why should he be berated by outsiders? I do not see the point, especially when he has not said anything that is illegal or unconstitutional.

E never do. Do you know how many people will take this way too serious just because their DADDY said so?

Cherishing:
hmm

dis matta never do

Its all personal

sapiosexual1:
Pls add a third : The Berean Christians: A category while I humbly yet proudly belong to.
Yes having heard his words, I went back to search the Scriptures, and lo! None of it was biblical. Not the #beardgang thang, or the marrying from redeem thang or the jobless or cooking or matchmaking thang. None is biblical.

So yes, I am not happy that a person who many describes as a "man of God" could say such. Just the way another popular minister threatened to open the gates of hell last year. We Thankgod for his mercies sha.

Gbam. You just hit the nail on the freaking head.

EfaLebo:
I think he was sentimental plus said all those things out of anger and frustration

So being 40 years in marriage means he knows all about marriage. As if marriage has a formula. All of you supporting this rant by your so-called Daddy are just gullible zombies that follow anything a pastor says. Different scenarios for different people. He just told you his own experience and what makes you think it will apply to everyone.

There are women that can pray for over 3 hours and cook very well but still make bad wives. Men with jobs still make terrible husbands than some jobless ones. Don't be quick to judge.

Tkayhandsome:
Adeboye is a counsellor and a father. A man who is married for over 40years. Yo can't know more than he knows

farouk0403:
Ode you can't do without the north, they will keep on ruling until enternity, we are the masters here, north are born to rule is in our blood.

You can save your energy by doing something tangible, or keep on nagging in social media like a mad dog, I guess fayose is your role model.

What exactly are you trying to say here?

All you APC Supporters are talking thrash. This is someone that promised N1 = $1.

Naira is still N310 and you lot are praising him. Has he really done anything? rather than trying to salvage the issue his administration caused in the first place.

Cutehector:
Wtf!!!! Disabled persons aren't allowed to drive! Nw I knw FRSC is fvcked up!

Don't sound like an Ignoramus out of ignorance. This happens.

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shumuel:
It just doesn't feel right, The Bible says and i quote ''It is not what goes into the Man that defiles the Man but what comes out of him''

Just think of it, the same tongue you use in Praying ''communicating'' with your maker is the same tongue you use to lick sper.m or cum, these things are meant for reproductions not Ice-creams.

But because the world has gone A wire, if you must, please protect the tongue. I heard there are Tongue Condo.ms now, use it.

You must be very silly . I can swear with my life that you do worse things. Yet you come here and say giving blowjobs is a sin. You people should come out of the box and think straight.

edgeproduk:
Hmmm,yeeboos you guys are taking this too far.Make sure JK wins if not...your chances in lagos just got slimmer.This is how yeeboos always behave when they get to other peoples land,they tried this some times ago in Warri but we gave them the shock of their lives burning down their shops they had no were to go and they started begging...They are the most ethnically bigotted tribe in Nigeria and also the most politically irrelivand sets in Nigeria always trying to prove that they belong main while they are very political unstable and reckless, that is why the only time they had the opportunity of been the senate leader a lot of drammers unfolded such as two times impeachment of their leaders as the senate president.Even if JK wins your mistery just started.
Anyone that try to insult me ends up just confirming what I wrote,hmmmm I am edge and I say So...

You are just a goat

She's a MILF

hairyanus:
If we must trace the origin of this problem...it must end on the table of that white-beared-whiskey drinking Lord Lugard and his girl friend.

Spot on

Safari29:
We don't have a president

Please explain what GEJ was supposed to do? You are just an ignoramus and a dumb id10t with a great vacuum in your head. People like you should not be in this country at all

Na wa...After i don buy over 200 bags na now dem come reduce am.. Diaris God oo

Guy,

Either forget the phone or collect it back. And don't regret buying the phone, cos as at that point in time, thats what u wanted to do.

But wait oo. U couldn't afford buying a phone outright and u decided to buy via corporative and pay for 12 months for a girl? Seriously

Abiagirl777:
O.D.E.(mth 203)
Eng 209(eng.thermodynamics),the lecturer dat handled a huge chunk of de course is a hopeless stammerer.
My set failed de course lyk the world trade centre failed in 9/11

Sounds like a FUTO student

Orji Uzo Kalu did not finish University?? How the hell did he become governor?

Its simple.. If T.B Joshua was if found guilty that his engineers built without approval, then he should be prosecuted.

If he wasn't aware, then the court should decide how they will play this one out.

Let us all leave sentiment that he is a man of God. Thats no excuse. The "Touch not my anointed" doesn't come to play in this one

yuppieman: In our kind of society, ‎​‎​†ђe front seat of Ω̴̴̩̩̩̥̩ man's car į̸̸̨§ meant for his wife/gf as ‎​†ђε case may be. But in your case, you have your sister sitting in ‎​†ђε front seat before you got ‎​2 your gf, now coutesy demands that your sister alights and go 2 ‎​†ђε back seat but in your case she didn't (for whatever reason); your gf should have let it slide pass afterall she will get 2 sit in your car more than your sister will ever sit there. Now, 2 answer your question directly, if your sister į̸̸̨§ much younger than your gf, you would have politely requested that she moved 2 ‎​†ђε back seat (as Ω̴̴̩̩̩̥̩ mark of respect) but if they are abt ‎​†ђε same age then you would have politely requested her 2 sit at ‎​†ђε bck for that once.

Are you sure you are okay??

There's nothing wrong in this. Except you don't like her at all.

But there's a catch. You can only do this if you are sure she's the one you want to be with. Otherwise if you just want to chop and run, its definitely gonna get complicated.

But wait oo... She's wanting to have sex with you mostly. Sounds to me like she just wants to have fun. thats even merrier. Fire down..

Just a food for thought.

Malaria has a cure and yet it kills over 2 million people every year
Ebola virus has no cure and it has killed only less than 2,000 people since the outbreak in the 70's

Is there something we are missing here?

Liability,

i hope you realize this is a place to post real stuff... Not different stories you see online.... You just copy and paste here to see people's comments.

first it was a guy not spending money on his girlfriend
second it was you getting pregnant for someone you do not know
third, you caught your landlord sniffing your panties
and now, you told someone the truth and he hates you forever...

I thought Japan was at it already??

Sentimental people of Nairaland.

First it was chibok girls
And then it was ebola

Nobody is asking who imported the stuff and allowed it to sit there for 11 years. If you import any item, will you allow it to sit at the port for donkey years??

My advice, whenever you people see posts like this, ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS first before you complain

Ok, I've sitting here in this dental clinic at Garrison in Port Harcourt since 8am. I haven't even been called for a card not to talk of receiving medical attention. After paying card fee of N1400. I've been told to sit here and its been over 4 hours. Whats up with this rubbish?

Naija politics.... I tire

Nigerian Film

If these airports aren't renovated by our leaders, who will? me or you? definitely not.

So please stop commending the guy like he divided red sea. Its his JOB.. Period

purpinkx: My 1st time i scored 204 ... Got admitted to physics ... @16 . A year later i wrote again and scored 244 ... There won't be a 3rd time cos i'm now and Engineer
bottom line ... It wasn't difficult

Wasnt difficult cos of help now. U coulda tried Jamb in late 90's or even early 2000 and see the difference

he's in B1.. look well .. to the right.. he stands

Honda 2008 Accord = Evil Spirit