₦airaland Forum

[size=13pt]@OP, I am presently in Maiduguri town today Feb 1 2016. I can autorithatively say that this your report is a lie. [/size]

olusola11:
Hi nairalanders
my name appeared on nysc website as one of those that would be mobilised this march batch A 2016. However, i hav ats exams by march and this is clashing with the time we will be on camp. i want to ask if i would be permited to leave camp to write my exams. Candid adivce please. Thanks

Feign sickness then...

Eyyah. Pele oo

Nice answer

Everyone of them looking well responsible and presentable....Good to see Shola Shobowale again

englishmart:
that wasn't funny. That was a euphemistic insult. The man said he has his money. He wasn't begging that basket for free visa

xpac01:
That doesn't sound like a comedian response... To rigid.

Both of you should read this response below.

Godmother:
He's right now. Wanting visa just because of a show doesn't make much sense. If he was going for another reason now it wouldt be so bad.

blublahd:
One of the reasons am so dispassionate about fame. No fucking privacy!.

...and that's why Mr. Seun is always on a low radar I guess

This is a joke...right?

SaintAlbert53:
u mean no bruise atall?..wow,your village witches teeth don finish be that o.

I was going for an Interview in Lagos from Osogbo, approaching Asejire town was when this incident occurred. Well, When you know how to say "Allahumo Isrifu hanali waba walibala" well, No evil shall befall you

emalek86:
Aboki

What's all this na?...You littering this place for us

Glory be to God

I remembered when I too had an accident along Ife-Ibadan express road, the car somersaulted uncountable number of times into the bush, everyone was injured except me.

Glory be to God

Biko nye mego

Hope all these deep probing won't lead to coup de' tat?

Not only the generator isn't working but the whole state entirely.

I was in Uyo first time last year October, and spent disappointing 6 days, Grading each places visited, starting from the airport; 50% operation, e-Library below average, The stadium - average, now to the cinema; below expectation, all the movies presented as new movie, have all saw the movie here in Abuja..., and to my dismay, the place where the cinema is, nothing else is working, everything still under construction, not even Shoprite is opening yet and I remember vividly the way Akpabio hyped everything then like a world class standard and fully operating.

Finally, when leaving the state, Dana Air staff in charge of boarding passengers that day made me miss the flight because the sold out seat to politicians that wanted to travel to Abuja for their tribunal judgement.

Seriously, that state needs deliverance

Kelklein:
Man was told to solve this moral Dilemma in a Job Interview. His answer is genius.


Question:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus.

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect woman (or) man you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?



Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box"

cc: lalasticlala

It's stormy and likely windy, am passing by NOT that I stopped at the Bus stop, So, it's gonna be difficult for me to know if people are at the bus stop because I would focus solely on the road straight ahead of me.

mKc9ET:
and what the hell f**king business is that and what the hell f**king business is that.... can't they be real since they call them self celebrity and always want to be in the mouth of people

...and how does her way of life f**king affecting your life. ...once again, Mind your business.

Good

LMAO

LIE

Joblessness

Am reading

Cool

Nice one... God bless ya hustle fellas

rheether:
Niaraland guys will be surprising you with countless PM everyday. Most of them can't hold a decent conversation for 1hour.

Decent in your own view you mean

See them, Space Bookers Association of Nigeria (Nairaland)

IllestMind:
Not just yesterdays game. Every game!!

The few matches I watched I was very disappionted (madrid playing cross and nod)

Elclassico was a disgrace

Why would ronaldo play right and bale play left?

Rubbish tatics rubbish outcome

I happy die make e go premier league back! This is spain!! We don't do "cross and nod" we tap, break into your defense and score.

Yeah...Even as a Barcelona fan, the last El-Classico was too boring, Madrid didn't play like the real Spanish club...

#LEAVETRASHFORLAWMA...

Welcome to the street

mKc9ET:
and what the hell f**king business is that and what the hell f**king business is that.... can't they be real since they call them self celebrity and always want to be in the mouth of people

How is that f***king your business?

Can't people just mind your business for once and leave these people to the way they choose to leave their lives?...

This is a strong thing

Too much of NFS & GTA Vice City