₦airaland Forum

Funkymallam: Nobody go fit curse u here, when i funky dey.
I gat ya back

Mr Man, you better be careful, Seun don d=give you oppurtunity to inbox and add babes now you come dey do like he goat. No show for you

Seun,frank talk - abeg get your branding straight. know what to stick to. Arrange those posts in to tables. The way they are just there is annoying. Its not friendly to the eyes. The only plus is that i can codedly talk to all my fantasied NLders i fit dey yansh member too o. At least we did it on Facebook, hi5 , Tagged , badoo now its time to yansh Nairalanders. HURRAY.

Imanuelle: Just wonderin why people would be threatenin to leav due to a change!.... Truth is... U'll definitely come back again... Na site theme we come look? Or na content?

I dey vex guy I no fit leave, but we have a right to express our dissatisfaction. So shut da 4k up. The themes and fonts are bad and you know it muthafukin sycophant

brinell: Hi Seun,

Like any new thing after being used to one for a long time, it initially looked a bit strange, however, as you start using it you start getting used to it and even liking it.

Please also note that it is expected that there would be poor review initially, change is not an easy thing to accept. So don't be bothered about that. But what I think I would like to see is a 'big head', that is, a bolder heading or a bit more loaded or eye catching top. The website title section first hit me as an advert or so, it wasn't bold or audacious enough in my opinion. But then again, this is just an initial observation. Things improve steadily with constructive criticism, especially when people accept change.

Keep up doing a great job.

You are sick, if this new one is better no one will complain. Facebook new releases are always better with new features and the brand is retained. Haba Seun, and you go school

Seun, you mess up and you really YAB. You no dey hear word, na wa for you o. Why are you so stubborn You are a stubborn boy.

This post is so foo.lish and s.tupid , once you add your year of birth , then its no more any surprise. You just did garbage in garbage out and some useless twists. I gave you my shoe size first, then i gave you my year of birth. Them what big deal have you done. And other posters are being amazed I wonder where your intelligence is? Please go back to school and learn

Mzekezeke:
Why apologise? The Nigerian is corrupt through and through. Its not enough that they forge South African passports and ID documents now they want to forge yellow fever certificates just so that their dirty, diseased area boys can come and sell drugs and whores in South Africa. SA government must stand firm for not allowing naija trash to come in.

Your fathers have already gone on their knees begging so you keep shut and go to the hospital for your next treatment(Antiritroviral treatment) please go and use your drugs instead of coming here to run your mouth.

If we can Make UK to intervene in the airline saga , who is SA? Aids invested country. Abeg, MTN, Multichoice, Shoprite,Telkom etc would have called their goverment to order on what could be at stake. Imagine if we take over those companies for good. They choose the lesser evil.

@Poster, My hospital here does not do any of such insertion of fingers or hand. Nigeria is still somehow backward when it comes to equipment procuring. When i asked the doctor if he was not going to check my wife's dilation, he said no thats its not the practice again and that events and development has overturned that practice. I discussed it with my friends and they all laughed at me calling me Naija illetrate.

Nairaland is a family compound where you have the good the bad and the ugly. antt do without Nairaland.

All you haters, Nairaland is a place you come and lose your sorrow. Nairaland is a perfect replication of the real world. You get to know how human being reallt think. (Infact you get candid opinions if you are someone with a free mind and intelligent). A lot of people are so hypo critic and Most of us are so fake that we will swear we dont sleep with our wifes if not for sign of pregnancy

rokiatu:
Abuse you for what? Read my signature. And opinions differ, you can swallow that Mr. Like I said before, I only read the first post. And if your eyes are clear enough you must have seen I said "if you are not in a relationship/married"

Even if my type is a LovePeddler, that should have no affect on you. So what is my type and the best and worst I can do should be  least of your concern.

Oya Rokia, ma binu. Haba you just dey PARA? Sorry, dem no dey beg you?? ( Oya je ki a tage)

rokiatu:
I only read his first post.

@POSTER IN THAT CASE, YOU BETTER SENT HER AWAY ASAP. What does she have that your wife don't?

Where did you hide your Brain before You can abuse me o. At least we know your type and know the worst you can do.

Nairaland is cool. Its the only place every Nigerian can express their inner views without any remorse. You know some Naija people are hypo-critic but with Naira land every one is let loose. Its a case of WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ? WHO --SEUN SEUN SEUN SEUN. Facebook, i have deleted my profile details and pictures , i just visit to see what people post

DAVIDO , you dey craze o. This your post just made my day after a long hectic de briefing.

Thanks man. Just try to tell them say u sef na OLODO, but they deserve to know the truth early from you in order for u to retain your respect. If no, They will make jest of u in the future

Mr Poster, if you do it, you will wish you never did.

1) The f.u,cking will not stop once you start with her
2) She will not be free any more in the house
3) She will not be able to sit where you or yur wife is again
4) She will be in constant fear of madam knowing and will  try to overcome her fear, thereby doing things that looks disrespectful
5) Your wife will finally know because you will need to struggle to dispose that condom- your brain will fail you and you will not dispose it well.
6) If you go skin to skin (alias RAW) you can impregnate her or get some few infections
7) If its pregnancy better for you (Then you will start biting your fingers cos prophecy will now come that you must not remove the belle
If its infection, then you will give madam Kraw kraw for TOTO, then your yansh don open ,cos women will always wake up and accuse you.

So think twice, am not saying dont cheat on your wife if thats everything in your brain now, cheat but do it stylishly. Go outside and do it or you will forever regret it.

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[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=855380.msg10319306#msg10319306 date=1330758208]LMAO@me wanting Somalian men.   

You got me bleeped up nukka.  Why would I leave my husband for a dusty nukka like you?   [/quote]Well if that Somali girl feel we are blind or deaf. Please see her clans

This poster is so misinformed just like my bast ard room mate those years that said he will come and visit Africa in order to see animals (He does not even know there are lots of countries in Africa and all we have is not just animals) . You can feel how she is brainwashed to feel nothing good can come from Naija except crap. Please lets ask her what she can pride her self of? Just one thing Madam Shilling; Be warned o and next time you want to release bad odour from your mouth please go front.

naijasexy:
I love my mum's scent. I just feel safe and secure whenever I perceive anything close to it, it's amazing.

Madam hope u no dey give ur mama Head in order to lick the smell, abeg small small o

Madam Dabiri, should tell her colleagues to stop stealing and use our money to do those things that they are actually meant for.

Nigerians don't want to suffer that's why we try our best to excel in our fields of choice, coming back home is not an option for most of Nigerians in Diaspora. Let the BASIC necessities of life be fixed and you will see guys trooping down without being told. Who doesn't want to work 8am-4pm as its the case in Naija??

Oga Poster, Why are you are so dumb. Please state the things you are expecting to see on d Sites that you are not seeing.
What are the KPIs you are basing your judgement on? or you are just opening your mouth wide because you want to release some bad odour? Always be constructive in your criticism and judgement hence forth . OLODO

Ori gbogbo yin ope

@Olumide, i tire for you o, there is no cause for alarm, he is just like his father (abi i lie?), lol. Please don be afraid, all you need are children learning aids. These aids are used to make children learn subconsciously without even knowing they are learning, it becomes part of them naturally. They comes in terms of audio and visuals. Just as your little baby knows barney, Anna montana ,Lion King, Tom n' Jerry, Casper, Winnie the Pooh & Tigger, Chillie Willie, Tweetie Bird, Bugs Bunny, the Roadrunner & Will E. Coyote, Muppet Babies, the Flinstones and Underdog thats how counting and recognition of characters will come. As for writing, all you need is another learning aids which is all dots completion books. Its now left to you to make sure he connects those dots everyday. We too were dull when we were young , but now, We don get how many degrees? Pepper don rest scatter everywhere.

Dear All, IDOWUOGBO is the greatest hater on Nairaland. She has the worst mouth (Baddest mouth). Well i will blame it on home training or alchol abuse

I love the smell of clean PUNANNY alias KPEKUS it smells like peppered chicken

@Idowuogbo If you continue to abuse this way. I will pray that the next D I CK you will suck will give you throat infection . Haba, see how you just dey finish Killz. Small Small now.

[quote author=p.wiz link=topic=879547.msg10306094#msg10306094 date=1330598844]^^^ you're a m.o.r.o.n[/quote] if you are referring to me, na ur Papa be m.oron . If you are not referring to me then Sorry

I have never ceased to beat my girl friends. You will notice that in my name. I flog them with my KOKORO, KOBOKO, DI.CK, . @Poster, you be fool o, how u go beat woman You wan go jail? Instead, flog their yansh with your cane