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Just note the following, some of them might mean the same thing. This is the Ten KOMMANDMENTS

1. God
2. Prayer
3. Respect
4. Fidelity
5. Truthfulness
6. Understanding
7. Forgiveness
8. Industrious - (Man and Woman) - The man should be able to provide for the home while the woman should be able to bring quality ideas too.
9. Koboko. You must know how to make your woman scream i want more and  its enough o, i no dey do again.
10. Snail - You must be able to make your man to be confessing of the glory of the Lord when you are f.ucking the hell out of him. You should be able to dig him that he wont know when he will be making promises without you requesting.

SHIKENA its ten over ten

Gracie1818:
what was ur experience and how did you cope. I havent missed aperiod yet bt am kind of 70% sure i may be prego.

Na im be say bros don finish work o Na wa for you, una too fuc.k,. Its a thing of joy and fun. but it tell us somthing that you are not giving ur baby your brea.sts all d time. Others please learn. Baby friendly all the way jo.

Logic mind , your mind is slightly illogical. Lets solve the problem on ground first. We will solve Nigeria problem in the future. Lets treat case by case basis. I have been trying to call the VC but his line is switched off. If only i know the name of the Lecturer, his name could be making the news paper tomorrow morning.

He be like say una don inhale igbo wey una no pay for. What has caused this quarrel now. Lets mess the lecturer up thats the mission, not bleeping ourselves up. Haba lets drop all these fights abeg

Dear Nairalanders, please flood these email addresses with mails to complain to the VC Professor Obafunwa that one of his boys is attempting to r.ape another man's wife.  I am so serious . With our voice we can make him call them to order. john@profjohnobafunwa.com and joobafunwa@hotmail.com

Madam Chima, this is serious,  No lecturer is worth being afraid of ,if you know your book unless  the poster is saying she is begging for marks. I say it and stand by it that if i read it that this woman suffer from the hand of this lecturer, i promise real hell for the lecturer. I am taking this personal. I and swear i will

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=880961.msg10291787#msg10291787 date=1330436969]Married or not, RESIGN FROM THE UNIVERSITY.[/quote]Mrs Chima, u really dissapoint me o. How will u say she should leave the university, i swear na that lecturer will leave LASU. How much does he have?, how much does he earn? What is his status in the society?. Girl abeg give me his name and evidence of his act and let me tell you he will be out of job in 2 weeks. I can come to Naija because of this. Exploitations gets me angry. Them him to go and f.uck ashawo

@Poster, you are very stupid. Does it mean a lecturer can scare you at your status and age? You or your husband paid for that school right? Then you can f.uck him up straight. The only way he can have power over you is if you are very un serious and you are begging for marks. In fact during my masters lecturers are very afraid of me. I dont talk to them neither do i give them room to victimize any one in class. I will smoke my cigar just outside the class and they dare not talk. So u need not to be timid. Its your money you are paying for tuition, no one can bring you down. Give us his name, lets f.uck him up. I promise

Freecocoa Why are all the men in the house dey hunger and thirst for your PUNANNY u are at the danger of being gang banged. In order to escape this , Just come home to PAPA (OKONTAMI)

Please advise this dude. Today's success is not enough. Winning must be every time and not sometimes. He should start thinking of what is next after this. Yes he has a first class , what is next. Today's success is for today, build on it to have a great life. Congrats my Guy

Oluwaseun, have you visited www.oldversion.com before? Their slogan is simple " Because newer is not always better" Am not afraid to say it, your new Naira land beta is one of the greatest craps i have seen in a while. It is not ok. No one is saying you should not evolve, but add your thoughts to this present foundation and we will support you. This is our home o. Dont forget this is what bring smile to our faces everyday.

Every day and its fun, There is no way you wont quarrel with ur wife. Different things must happen. clash of ideas, clash of emotions , clash in priority, clash in objectives, Konji and Agro dey catch you but no dey catch her and vice versa, money matters too. cos u might just see her as over spending. Imagine suggestion that u should buy a 2,500 chandelier or make una go malta for this economic crunch Some times devil go just dey at work. So my girl just know that marriage is not what it is on TV and Magazines. but after each quarell , abeg pull your wife to ur side and slam her ur koboko, then the fight is over. U guys can now talk it out.

Yes we are Virgins disvirginers we rule. As we take pop ur Mama cherry na so ur own go soon pop. So stop to dey make mouth . Its for a while. We sef don do all these ones pass. We know ur type

Yes we are Virgins disvirginers we rule. As we take pop ur Mama cherry na so ur own go soon pop. So stop to dey make mouth . Its for a while. We sef don do all these ones pass. We know ur type

@Mr Poster a big girl  is that girl that her brain matches up with her physical look. If can decode what i mean. I mean creative intelligence. Not hungry hustlers, lairs or ashawos . If you dont make your money from any other thing than with your PUNNANY you are not a big girl. You are just a sex slave and a hawker. These hustlers have blackberry but cannot pay for subscription, they have cars but can not fuel it. They have houses but cannot afford to pay for electricity. In fact they have never generated a penny in their life on their own without the help of MR DICKson . Big up to all the independent ladies in the house. Shame on all you PUNNANY hawkers. God punish UNA. I DEY VEX

My girl Abeg u need to balance your home and your career. Dont resign or looseyour new Job. Beg your husband and let him know that you have made arrangement for the baby (Ensure u make proper arrangement for someone to take care of ur baby). Then try to be very humble at it and let him know why you should not continue to be home 24/7( be very constructive o). He is not a fool. He should know u too need to spend without recourse to him every time. My wife also resigned her Job cos of my Job and my baby as we had to leave Naija. And u too dont try to be hot by force as he my be afraid u could be cutting show as ur bele don go down. Just be modest , humble and open to him. If you know me this is one of the little times i have used my brain to think; so take my advise.

Dear All, Please How do i donate to Perx using my VISA card ? Kindly advise me. Am waiting OKONTAMI

Dear All Abeg I dey sell OMO and LUX in case una wan throw away.
Infact i go really sell.

@Poster, i dont watch film. I act films. BLUE FILMS

Basic rule of life, NEVER PLAY THE RAMBO

I have been eating and sucking PUNANNY for 3 hours, na wa for this valentine o

God is a merciful God, Na collapse the building suppose collapse before o

Sorry o, Day of Judgement has come for Moremi hall. The sins of that hostel is too much. The hostel is a proud supplier of punnany from Ages to Ages.

If you go to any one of them , they will ensure that thunder fire your pocket. You no get eyes to see say these girls just wan make u mugun. Wetin dey toto? I rather bang Ashewo that buy blackbery porshe for a babe

Well, i no fit shout. Married women, abeg make una go face your husbands. Dem force you marry or na because of peer pressure? We no go poke una if we discover say una don marry. So stop turning your selves to HUNGRY MILFs

Ladies please dont waste your time to do this exercise because after spending so much money fixing your dirty tingy, na u go still go offer am for regular combing. So dont deceive yourself. Una must poke

Dear SSS,

Please roast his D.I.C.K for me . I want to feed my dogs

All of you are stupid. Who else will the Deputy Gov have banged a 60 yr old MILF, make una dey very careful o. He needed cleansing and he did that. How many of you are innocent? We have all been reckless with punany at one time or the other, so why the pretence and holier than thou attitude??

@ Poster, what is your problem? Do you pay every time you insert your rod in her hole? Thats the payment you are making now. You better call her to order urgently to be sure if she really loves you. I once had a parasite like that, One night i just ensured i banged the hell out of her after using some bad roots. In the morning she left, i deleted her number and refused to call her or pick her calls. You better be wise.

Guy am very sorry to dash your hope. All you can do to ensure that your property is in shape that day is for you to be on Skype all through the day. That way you can be sure no one is chopping your PUnany