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RomanceRe: Fiance Ask Her To Sleep Wit A Man For Contract by Okontami: 4:31pm On Mar 19, 2012
Madam Poster, just tell ur friend to walk out of that relationship. I can not behold a man call my woman sweet or romantic names not to say bang her PUNNY for money?? God punish the guy. Haba? whats 5Million,? how much will be her final profit at the end of the day? May be like 500k or 1M . Please and please, dignity is greater than all these monies. Am a man, i do girls but i have never used a girl or demanded for PUNNY cos i want to help a lady.
CelebritiesRe: Nonso Diobi Surprises His Mum With A Mansion On Mother’s Day by Okontami: 12:27pm On Mar 19, 2012
@Poster, you are hereby sentenced to one week of eating dirty PUNNY for the offence of wanting to deceive fellow citizens of Nairaland. It shall be without PAROLE
HealthRe: I Am Obsessed With consuming sand!! by Okontami: 10:52am On Mar 19, 2012
Please come and consume all the sand one around my Papa house, they will not have to worry about sweeping everyday
BusinessRe: MTN Uganda Loses Billions In mobile Money Scam by Okontami: 10:49am On Mar 19, 2012
Ok my people, which way nowhuh
CelebritiesRe: Most Beautiful First Lady...patience Jonathan...see PIX by Okontami: 10:47am On Mar 19, 2012
Forget all these panel beating, mama don crack for inside
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by Okontami: 8:33pm On Mar 16, 2012
My heart gets broken every time. Infact when i finish with any girl , in her own interest and safety she will just run away, which girl want a broken leg or twisted waist. Abi any one of una wan try me? grin
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Denies Reports Of Him Squatting With Wande Coal by Okontami: 3:38pm On Mar 16, 2012
My lovely Cocoa, sweeter than honey, i have been told that there are other ways to pass... may be you are a very active user of other avenues for passing. i know one hope its not the one i know ( Using the punny?) no be me talk am o na someone wey dey here o
BusinessRe: Whats The Fastest Selling Commodity In Nigeria? by Okontami: 2:52pm On Mar 16, 2012
PpPUUSssSY alias TOTO AND ALCOHOL
BusinessRe: Whats The Fastest Selling Commodity In Nigeria? by Okontami: 2:51pm On Mar 16, 2012
Kitty-Cat and ALCHOHOL abeg make una wake up
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Denies Reports Of Him Squatting With Wande Coal by Okontami: 2:50pm On Mar 16, 2012
freecocoa: Abeg enough of all these Don azzy,D janb,hit mobs and the rest nonsense,what is our own in their rubbish na?i dey talk say this lecture no wan end make i go house go chop,una come dey here dey post rubbish story up and down,mscheew.
Olodo, u no go face your book, na post u dey post. I dey wait for your result??
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji,” My Husband Showed Up. Look At My Ring.” by Okontami: 12:49pm On Mar 16, 2012
If you guys are annoyed that this made the front page, Please make una go hug transformer or make una go drink dettol mixed with jik, parazone , kerosene, petrol after that make una light one stick of cigar. Una just dey shout any how? Una dey ok sohuh Instead make you guys rejoice with people who are rejoicing all you frustrated human beings dey shout any how like dogs. Abeg you people need to be very careful. Because Linda is a MILF now una wan make she remain MILF for lifehuh Make she no marry? Linda, dont mind all the frustrated guys in the house, their time will come. Congrats once again
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji,” My Husband Showed Up. Look At My Ring.” by Okontami: 10:07am On Mar 16, 2012
Thank God o. You know i asked you last week , who dey yansh you? You did not answer me. Am so happy for you. Abeg try make this thing work o. I will be willing to come to your wedding with my gifts. HURRAY LINDA
RomanceRe: Must A Man Wear A New Suit On His Wedding Day? by Okontami: 4:21pm On Mar 15, 2012
My Guy he be like say u smoke Igbo. See, ignorance is a bad thing , Let me tell you my story.

Before i got married, i was of the opinion that buying new clothes is a waste of resources. I did not listen to what any other person had to say until my Dad called me and forced me to get those clothes , in fact he took the natives to the tailor and My Brother did other shopping for me. When their stress was much, i went ahead and bought a nice suit. 1 month after the wedding, after looking thru the album, which was in 2 batches, you wont believe that i dont show my friends the second album cos it is not decent at all as the clothes were not really cool, but the first album contains the picture where i was looking glamorous. Therefore, Mr downward thinker, you better throw your rubbish thoughts and nonesense principles into the trash and buy good clothes and look nice that day. Its only one day and the pictures live for ever. Guys will snap you with their phones and camcoders, Picture no dey lie my guy.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos To Seize Clothes Spread In Open Places by Okontami: 12:03pm On Mar 15, 2012
Babatunde Fashola have decided to be removing our g string , V string , full pants, swimming trunks , padded Bra, Corset , brassiers , etc. Please help us to beg him not to.
CareerRe: Is It Wise To Return To Nigeria To Practise Law? by Okontami: 1:18pm On Mar 14, 2012
Madam poster, You need to put your plan into God's hand. Naija is sweet , althugh i dont live in Naija my self too, but if you will like to know the truth TOURISM is not the same as MIGRATION i.e visiting Naija is not the same as living in Naija. For Job, you need to be alert and approach a lot of companies for vacancies so that your pay could worth it. If its business, (DONT YOU WANNA PRACTICE LAW AGAIN?)unless u want to run it in parallel. As per boys , boys plenty o. Dem go show you love, them go show you hate, dem go trip you like never before, dem go give you groove, and also they will also submit their pricks for you. Infact them go really f.uu.ckk you for Naija as you have never been. Boys are not smiling at all. All the trips must bring out result grin
RomanceRe: Describe Ur Ex Using Movie Titles by Okontami: 4:54pm On Mar 13, 2012
MADAM SHE NO DEY TIRE
RomanceRe: Describe Ur Ex Using Movie Titles by Okontami: 4:53pm On Mar 13, 2012
Wanna drain my pocket, thank God for Say I Soji
RomanceRe: Should Have Stayed With My Ex. by Okontami: 12:55pm On Mar 13, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~]It's only people that don't "really" value marriage and what it entails that'll not understand what is really going on here. . . This aint no boyfriend/girlfriend relationship! Since we can't flog her physically, we'll flog her lyrically. . . wink[/quote]KILLZ Alias lyrical WERE
RomanceRe: Should Have Stayed With My Ex. by Okontami: 12:35pm On Mar 13, 2012
Ejaisky: Please help me. I got married last December and I can't stop thinking about my ex. I can't stop regretting i should have gotten married to him instead of my husband.
Thank God.. Please let your story be a lesson to ladies out there who want to eat their cake and have it. But what did u see in your new man that was not in your EX. Its really funny how ladies will leave their guys of 3 to 5 years for a new chap they just met in 2months. They are enjoying the new spark of love and life they are seeing now with the new guy forgetting that the spark was just like this when they first met their ex boyfriend. Most ldies have short memories and that always lead them into rouble. Now look at you. Its either you carry your cross accept your fate or you walk out of that marriage cos if you try shit you might get killed by your husband who might be very obsessed with you. Then we will watch you on CRIME and Investigation CRIME OF PASSION at 8:00PM on WE TV grin
FamilyRe: Is It Right To Work For One's Father -inlaw/wife's Family?? by Okontami: 11:01am On Mar 13, 2012
nexeee: Please i need matured and sincere advice from the house.

I got married barely 5months ago to the most sweetest girl on earth..but am under immense pressure from her dad.He wants me to resign from my job and come work with him.He runs a massive haulage and transportation firm and has promised to make me a partner in the business.

I currently work in a bank and earn a moderate pay that is enough for me and my wife.the snag is that i work very late most times.i love my wife and her family but i think its not right working for my father-inlaw...my wife thinks otherwise..she is of the opinion that her only brother is just 14years and somebody needs to know the business very well as her dad doesn't want to leave it in the hands of strangers,moreover she thinks the company will gain alot from my experience.most of my friends think i should gladly take the offer as i will have enough time and make more money.

i really need your take on this...is it right for one to work for one's father-inlaw..or better put wife's family?? cool cool Young Man, dont try it. Dont resign your Job. Its always sweet from the ouside, when you move closer they will let you know that you really dont belong there. Your wife attitude will surely change and slack based on the fact that its her father that feeds you and your family. I've got my pride and wont do it. I would have married a daughter of a big manufacturer in Lagos but cos of this type of imposition, i had to move away. They were not even giving me any room to reason , they just wanted me to take over the company and run it.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Would Culture Prevent You From Loving And Marrying An American Woman by Okontami: 3:52pm On Mar 12, 2012
Young Woman,living with a Nigerian Man could be a task for you since you might not understand our culture, but if you have an open mind and a free heart you will be able to learn and enjoy your Man. Nigerian men are supportive and hard working, they always want to provide for their home and take care of their family but there are rules and boundaries you must not cross. Respect is key and you are not allowed to involve in activities which could be perceived as bringing shame to the family e.g excessive partying, clubbing etc. You are to be a cook, nanny, and a wild kid on the block in bed. But you can be rest assured that you will be taken care of well if you meet the right man. He will assist you with the house tasks too. But if u meet those who want to use you to do papers, sorry. So watch and pray. If you misbehave a Naija man will kick u out before you think about it.
CelebritiesRe: Was I Wrong To Apologize To Suzan Peters? Linda Ikeji, by Okontami: 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2012
Abeg Linda and Susan , who dey yansh una, wetin dey worry you people na. Abeg make we hear word jare. This one no reach to cause yawa abeg Susan free Linda . You don hear. Linda you sef , u be olofofo. I like ur style sha
Christianity EtcRe: You Only Get Born Again Once. How True Is This? by Okontami: 1:23pm On Mar 12, 2012
Great, please give me your sister, so that we can commit fornication together, at least she does not see it as a sin to God. Mumu Ewure
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Nairaland: State Of The Forum by Okontami: 12:12pm On Mar 12, 2012
Seun: Dear Nairalanders,

I have to apologize about the intermittent errors we've been experiencing since we switched to the New Nairaland script. When making the switch, my estimate was that we would lose about 20% of our traffic on the short term, and hopefully gain all it back in a month or so, and I was prepared to take that risk.

However, I never expected that we'd have issues with site uptime as a result of the switch. Most of the issues have been as a result of bugs pushed by me in the middle of the night when my faculties were not working optimally. I think we'd be lucky not to lose 40% or more of our traffic if this keeps happening.

I hereby apologize to Nairalanders for these errors of mine. I want to assure you that my programming partner and I are doing our best to deliver a world class "New Nairaland" experience to you. Our ultimate goal is to make New Nairaland better than Old Nairaland, in every way, within a month.

Thanks a million for your understanding.
Why were you acting like a bully before? So you can present things this way instead of banning us because we were telling you our mind. Go and sin no more. We will support you. Just let us know what you want.
BusinessRe: If I Deposit ₦500,000 With A Nigerian Bank For A Year by Okontami: 9:42am On Mar 12, 2012
pyx: bank will only give you less than 7% but let talk and negotiate with my lawyer I can give you a better return if the money is injected into my business. My mobile 08027189462
its a business and due proces shall be followed
and Other offer is for me to give you free businesss info freely call for whatever form you want to subscribe
Mr Poster dont answer this guy o. He will defraud you. you better keep your money in the bank till your brain function properly to do somthing with it. If you are greedy , you will loose. Rich people make money in trinkles, if you want to make it big once, you will weep
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by Okontami: 12:48pm On Mar 11, 2012
Seun and Moderators, you guys blocked me because, i was airing my opinion. You are more than a DICTATOR and have a RACIST attitude. How on earth will you do such a thing, you actually BANNED mehuh? Infact you have just threaded on the SERPENT tail. You will you act like a BULLY? What is your problemhuh I think you dont even know who your users are. We are telling you your descision is CRAP, you are busy bullying us by banning us. Where is your BRAND instincthuh Keep the initial format and put your wonderful additions that you have done, you wont listen but you want to kick us out. The way the post are arranged is not inviting to the eyes. Young man you need to be very careful. You can delete my account for all i care.

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