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It’s simple.
Only females have this dream for obvious reasons.
It means they shall have a never ending period.
The sure preventive method is to pray against this.
God will reveal it in a dream when the curse is finally lifted.

Wait small, one man from my village will attend to you.
It’s obvious someone is looking for free accommodation.

Talk is cheap: anybody can say anything.
I say all humans should focus on religion and live in the way of their creator daily.
This is despite never entering a church nor praying since 2015.

...and?

Mscheew.
What a waste of a click.

I am male so testosterone is my main beauty enhancer.
I wake up, exercise to open skin pores and get the heart racing, take a cold shower to fire my senses, shave my beard and pits then dry off and apply skin moisturizer.
That’s it, no trickery of any sort.
I am a full 100% African male.

Ishilove:
Someone I follow carried me there, and they keep mentioning me to mostly talk trash. I give it to them hot and back off, but they still keep mentioning me.

With women they always claim they were tricked.
I am yet to see one openly confess her love for sex.
My friend, take your time and act your age.
Children are here watching a fully grown adult act no different from their peers.
Sha, I learned long ago age doesn’t equal wisdom.
The most ignorant for some reason live the longest lives.

Proudlyngwa:
Wetin carry you go ashawo beer palour

Na ashawo na.
E dey hard person to recognize them?
I’m trying to find her start price but she’s acting hard to get.
The ‘hanty’ doesn’t know time no dey her side again.

Ishilove:
So of all the things to fear in this world, it is a bunch of faceless nincompoops that will make my heart race in trepidation?

Fear is a very, very... VERY wrong word for what I feel for you horde of _imbeciles. You and your ilk are a Congress of baboons, cowardly nonentities who get a clue to their life's purpose when they come online to cyber bully. I wasn't surprised to find out that baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates because Nairaland has made me interact with the humanoid versions. Even your username, 'okwabayi' points to a dangerously low IQ, manifesting itself in the venomous stupidity displayed in your posts and those of your fellow congressmen.

In short, I am embarrassed that I am bringing myself low by exchanging words with you. Get out of my face, you insignificant pile of dog _shit!

Ignored hence.

Try me and see.
I know your lap dog is watching carefully waiting for my next action.
It’s the reason your response took so long.
I know, posting it here will chase away your online admirers.
Don’t worry, I understand.

CheapDataGuy:
Lolx see mod inciting violence oooo.

Ayam blowing whistle on u right away... Lala......

What mod?
That jobless old woman is back to her unemployed ways.
It’s why she sleeps in the ashawo thread daily.

Ishilove:
You will not smell the old age you mock, kiddo. You've cursed yourself with untimely death

Hmm. Ishilove: the bearded one.
I remember you running scared when someone threatened to release your pics.
You have more than one member to fear here.

Ishilove:
Yes, I'm an 'old woman', and since 'old age' is what you want to use as mockery, may you never see it, may you never experience it, and may you not reach my age before you are plucked from this life.

Hehehehe, Igbo people and curses.
I see I have triggered the old woman.
Come here let me kiss you and make things better.
My friend go and find a husband.
The small boys here will only play and throway you like a used tampon.

Is there anything new here?
I bet it happened during the military regime but the consequence then was a sure and swift death.
Let them keep utilizing their natural resource.
Since MNCs have killed their lands and fish they have to make ends meet one way or the other.

Nairatrend:
taken already you came late

Nollywood oloshos are ubiquitous.
I can quickly jump to another.

I want her.

Torg77:
Do people really win big or bet9ja? It could be one big scam

I honestly don’t believe it too.
All the people I’ve asked always know one man from their village who hit it big.

The thing about men is, do not try a ‘female’ tranny.
He/she/it will beat you, a female, with logic during an argument and obviously will beat you up physically if it comes to throwing hands.
There is no way the mulatto can win this.

Mscheew.

Ishilove:
Come and say this to my face. Coward keyboard warrior

Dey there na.
Old woman.
Keep touching yourself while reading the escapades of manly men.

IdreamOfUnicorn:
are you ok?

Someone can not comment in peace again?

Ishilove:
Lmaaao!

Those cowards in the Ashawo beer parlour thread in the Sexuality section need this kind of treatment. They know how to call people names from the comfort of their slums, but meet them face to face they will be silent like sneaky rats.

What they need is correct brain formatting beating.

Are you an ashawo?
What do you do there?
How much is your start price?

Under the Nigerian constitution those look like 18 year old boys.

I always say animals in human skin shouldn’t birth children.
This is a very good example.
The woman looks like a damn child herself.

Sometimes I swear my preek can penetrate any female.
It didn’t prove me wrong this time.

Tina26:
Rip to the once informative nairaland

I pity you if you visit this junkyard for knowledge.

This local girl is looking like a snack.
I like this.
It isn’t skimpy but has a touch of class.
Any moderator who deletes this comment will have his/her urethra sewn shut.

It is always the character.
A woman’s character gets old very fast.
As such I will say ‘it is the grace of God’.
I know men who married in 2017 but started cheating six months later.
Their wives weren’t bad.
The men never cheated throughout their relationship days.
It just happened and continued like that.


[UPDATE]
She is right.
She is very right.
She is making the cliche Nollywood mistake: being a marriage counselor.
Wait, she isn’t even married!
Hahahahaha.
Her man will soon leave her.

It’s normally BBC.
I always settle for anything in HD.