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pfijacobs:
Stretch marks and cleavage looking like the road God parted in the red sea..

na face guys dey fucjk now! these girls don finish for body and yonder! the breasts can part ways without assistance

A 29-year-old woman is confused and seeking advice after her boyfriend was sentenced to 15 years in prison abroad, yet insists she waits for him.
The woman met the guy when she was much younger, during her IT. After a while, he travelled abroad and she stopped hearing from him. She later heard that he was indicted. He was eventually sentenced to 15 years in prison and he is begging her to wait for him for 15 years after which he will return and pay her bride price. She also said he has vehemently objected to her marrying another man, though he hasn’t married her traditionally, in court or in church.
He also gave her a second suggestion, which is to come abroad and visit him in prison so he can get her pregnant then she will birth his child.
Read her tory below and also some advice she got from people.

dlondonbadboy:

Wuclked response to senseless statement!

BankeSmalls:
Let the government provide young people with jobs and enabling environment to earn money legally. The police and other security outfits keep frustrating businesses, leading young people to go and commit crime.

No amount of job provided will stop people from committing crime when it looks easy like selling drugs, Internet scam and rituals!

BeeBeeOoh:
•Say PH prison has 5000 inmates instead of 800



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/nigerian-prisons-convert-humans-animals-osinbajo-2/

turn them back to human sir

doctokwus:
So the names are not some people,who are they?
Or in your own English some people refer to some particular names?
If that's your own understanding of the English "some",then go back to Keyamo and tell him to define or give the names of the "some people", he meant.

iT SEEMS MANY ARE SUFFERING FROM BURDEN OF GOOD EDUCATION! HE SPECIFICALLY SAID PDP MEMBERS COMPLAINING ARE DOING IT BECAUSE OF THEIR CASH COW WHICH IS FAR FROM THEM NOW! GET THE ILLUSTRATION CLEAR!

HungerBAD:
Damn

KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER! INHERIT HIS LEFTOVERS!

MetroBaba1:
And What Will Happen After That?

lla

I did when I wipe my BB 9900! I reinstall WhatsApp and it is working! Though some functions are missing!

cummando:
She Go still die last last

And you go live forever!!forever!!! Alias Methuselah! Kontinue!!!

Sirheny007:


Desperate times require desperate measures.
Let nobody blame the man.
Thunder fire Bullhari!

When are you going to sell your landlord children or your children because of desperate situation? So that I can help you blame Buhari! Pls do in time! Thunder fire Buhari in advance!

ponziponzi:
Says a moronic sheeple

2 in 1 A slowpoke A Sheeple

Islie:
WOMAN DOCKED FOR ALLEGEDLY HIRING SUSPECTED ROBBERS TO ROB TENANT







http://pmexpressng.com/woman-docked-allegedly-hiring-suspected-robbers-rob-tenant/

As much as such a story is a lesson for over bearing landlords!I believe this event is riddled with inconsistency and deliberate falsehood by the tenant! It is wrong to remove tenant roof or jack door open in his absence!
That is the crime Mama is suffering for!

Don't mind this emotion first before common sense prevail bandwagon!
You claimed someone raped you more than a year ago
From your story, it obvious:
You are a friend to the accused
He invited you to his crib over free wifi (funny stuff)
You went to him along on Uber to his place
He bought eateries along the place
You got to his place, got exhausted
You guys are alone in the house, no friends involved
Change cloth, wear boxer on a shirt!
The young man started his advances
You rejected it until you gave in after cunnilingus (plate washing)
You cried that night, he begged you!
He call Uber to take you back to school
End of Rape related story!
What is Rape in this story?
No forced entry
No use of compelling weapon
No friends or 3rd party involvement
He never tear any of your clothes
No claim of being sized up with drug induced drink
Who rape using MouthAction as means? Perhaps he used the licki lickkky to subdue you but can't call it rape! If someone rapes you while burying his head under your torso, you can pass him out by breaking the coke bottle on his head!
That girl can lie for Nigeria at the Olympics!

ChiefPiiko:
She got served

Don't mind this emotion first before common sense prevail bandwagon!
You claimed someone raped you more than a year ago
From your story, it obvious:
You are a friend to the accused
He invited you to his crib over free wifi (funny stuff)
You went to him along on Uber to his place
He bought eateries along the place
You got to his place, got exhausted
You guys are alone in the house, no friends involved
Change cloth, wear boxer on a shirt!
The young man started his advances
You rejected it until you gave in after cunnilingus (plate washing)
You cried that night, he begged you!
He call Uber to take you back to school
End of Rape related story!
What is Rape in this story?
No forced entry
No use of compelling weapon
No friends or 3rd party involvement
He never tear any of your clothes
No claim of being sized up with drug induced drink
Who rape using MouthAction as means? Perhaps he used the licki lickkky to subdue you but can't call it rape! If someone rapes you while burying his head under your torso, you can pass him out by breaking the coke bottle on his head!
That girl can lie for Nigeria at the Olympics!

makydebbie:
I'm forced to think you're the lady sef. She's a student and she's hoeing around abi?

She accused a guy of rape and he shouldn't take legal actions to defend himself? Do you know what will happen to his reputation because a girl couldn't sit her ass down but was prick hopping?

Don't mind this emotion first before common sense prevail bandwagon!
You claimed someone raped you more than a year ago
From your story, it obvious:
You are a friend to the accused
He invited you to his crib over free wifi (funny stuff)
You went to him along on Uber to his place
He bought eateries along the place
You got to his place, got exhausted
You guys are alone in the house, no friends involved
Change cloth, wear boxer on a shirt!
The young man started his advances
You rejected it until you gave in after cunnilingus (plate washing)
You cried that night, he begged you!
He call Uber to take you back to school
End of Rape related story!
What is Rape in this story?
No forced entry
No use of compelling weapon
No friends or 3rd party involvement
He never tear any of your clothes
No claim of being sized up with drug induced drink
Who rape using MouthAction as means? Perhaps he used the licki lickkky to subdue you but can't call it rape! If someone rapes you while burying his head under your torso, you can pass him out by breaking the coke bottle on his head!
That girl can lie for Nigeria at the Olympics!

romeorailss:
Rubbish team

Watch has dem go draw today or lose... Na me talk am

Before u come here to shout I'm a Chelsea fan and I clobber ur head off ur neck


I'm a Realmadrid fan... So u should know that I'm supposed to be supporting ManU, if u know what that means .


I only simply hate the way that Mourinho currently handles the team, it all started from Liverpool game, a lazy team will come out to play Liverpool, a team without defence, a team who plays attacking football without any caution to conceding. Na him Mourinho carry boys wey don dey play well since beginning of season , carry dem go dey defend for Liverpool, affect dem winning mentality.

This is the result

He won't win a single spoon this season With such wack mentality. When u play against top teams and u play for a draw instead of play to win, how then are you ready to challenge bigger clubs in ucl. U've accepted defeat then

Bomb fall on you
Mourihno won 3 majors last season!
Conte and Wenger shared one apiece!
Still the best!
When Wenger, Conte, Klopp wins Champion League
Then they stand and be compared with the special one

Nuelmatic:
The Daughter of the special Adviser to president Mohammadu Buhari, Moremi Ojudu, took to her facebook page to apologized to her dad after a fallout with him several months ago.

Sometimes back, she lamented the poor state of Nigerian Economy under president Mohammadu Buhari. click the link to see

https://www.nairaland.com/3810302/basket-tomatoes-n25k-lagos-moremi.

She, however, took to her facebook page to write the below:



https://www.facebook.com/moremi.ojudu/posts/10214440019491340

https://i2.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/banners/Babafemi_Ojudu_896883546.jpg?w=720https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19875371_10213234940765125_7196415254380935704_n.jpg?oh=c48a972f576644dcec4bac65afc159c3&oe=5AA200DB

In SouthWest
Fear Ekiti or Ondo Man when he is angry! I think it has to do with education that made them strong hearted to forgive people easily!!!

kirajustice:
Former aviation minister, Chief Olufemi Fani Kayode has stated that the People's Democratic party will bury the ruling All Progressives Congress(APC) in 2019.

FFK, in a series of tweets on Friday, said that God who destroyed Egyptian ruler, Pharaoh in the Red Sea would make PDP clinch power in 2019.

FFK tweeted;



https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/933983169925320704

https://politicsngr.com/2017/11/24/atiku-decampment-apc-will-buried-2019-femi-fani-kayode/

Now I know why Atiku likes Arsenal with passion! They are both experts in failure! As long as Obasanjo is alive! Atiku will never win any election in Nigeria! It is about what he intends to do for Nigeria better than Buhari but more to humble Obasanjo, El-Rufai and others who he perceived to have impeded his political progress years back!!!

Sakie:
The musician,Peter okoye who broke up with his brother,Paul Okoye,and their manager, Jude Okoye has hired a new manager
He shared this picture on his Instagram page which he captioned

"Formal introduction! Meet my manager @vzhun Welcome to the PClassic team�� ������������ Her contact details on my bio��#KingOfEmpire�� #CoolitDown #ForMyHead��‍♂️"
Source:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbzDEbNAqGE/

This is Emem Ema, one of the group member of the rested KUSH that sang "Let live Together" but they could not stay together after one album or one single!

lokoventurex1:
Recently, i wrote about my experience with my employer. (now former employer). For those that didn't read the gist, this was how it happened...

I was unfairly sacked by the bank my former employer recruited me for. I already narrated how we had an imbalance of $40000 in the unit i was in my former bank. This led to the eventual dismissal.

I had also explained how i was cleared of this case by the EFCC. Even despite that, my bank still dealt with me and some other guys.

As the popular saying goes, "no about yourself alone" . I only know of myself truly cos i was unfairly thrown of the bank for a case i know nothing about.

I had to resign to fate when the bank asked me to go on the 11th of October, 2017. I returned to my recruiting firm and i made them know all that happened.

I was expecting at least my last salary with the bank on the 21st of October, but unfortunately i didn't get any alert. I was very worried. I put it in a call to my recruiting firm, but the zonal manager couldn't even give me a specific reason why i wasn't paid for the few work i did in October before the dismissal.

I started sending emails to my recruiting firm since i heard my other colleagues that were also dismissed as regards this same missing $40000 were paid their salary for October. My recruiting firm were tossing me around. The zonal manager even said my bank didn't pay me for the October work.

This same recruiting firm hadn't credited my Retirement Savings Account for all the months i worked with them. I actually spent one year and a month before the dismissal. This made to write to Nairaland.

Nairaland gave me a lot of advice. One of the readers of that piece had to go ahead to provide me exceptional professional services via email. We have grown to be friends now even without seeing her. I also took one of the advises that says i should write to PENCOM.

Before i wrote to pencom,i pleaded with them that they should pay my October salary and also credit my RSA, but no one in the firm took me seriously.

I wrote to pencom as regards the unremitted pension for more than one year and i copied this my friend that kept advising via mails. Perhaps, my recruiting firm thought the person i copied asides pencom was another important person. For the first time, my recruiting firm responded when they already saw my mail to pencom.

I wrote the mail to PENCOM on the 18th Nov., my recruiting firm sent a mail on the 20th Nov., to me copying pencom with attachment that my pension has been paid to my pension administrator. My pension administrator also confirmed this payment the next day with series of credit alert showing the eventual remittance.

PENCOM already sent me a mail that they have taken the matter up. This gladens my heart, not because i wanted to embarrass the recruiting firm, but at least to save other colleagues that are still under them to the bank.

This same recruiting firm paid my October salary they lied my bank didn't make provision for yesterday. I already threatened them to write to the office of the public defendant. I guess this prompted the eventual payment.

Don't let go everything especially when you've good evidence. If I hadn't written to PENCOM, my one year pension wouldn't have been paid. If i hadn't threatened them with the office of the public defendant, they wouldn't have paid me the October salary.

Things still work in Nigeria if you go through the proper channel. I have not gotten another job yet, but I'm very convinced i will get one soonest.

To all of you that made my initial writing to the Front Page, God bless you all.

You may search for My Plight with my recruiting firm on this section., you will find my first writing there for proper clarification.....

With all deserved regards

I have similar issues with an employer that laid me off in 2015 January and to my surprised! My pension contribution is not up to date! Please advice me on how to write the pencom! So that I can get final disclosure on the matter! Thanks bro

You can relate with this information
While looking for solution to genital issue

https://www.webmd.com/men/guide/blood-in-semen-hematospermia-causes-symptoms-tests-treatments#1

myboy2010:
Dt ur friend seems to be a boygirl... he is doing menstruation and ejaculating at the same time

Dude! U no well!

Billyonaire:
Hahahahahaha.

Did you read my laughter ? Well, you are funny. Because there is nothing to worry about and you have just destroyed your marriage just for the sake of your ego.

What the fucck is wrong with having kids whether in wedlock or out of wedlock since you guys have named marriage to be a wedlock ?

A woman has miscarried 9 times for you and you are not feeling guilt ? Can you even handle miscarriage once in your life without throwing tantrums ? You have virtually destroyed the woman and she is fed up. How can we tell that you are not fuccking your ex-girlfriend and mother of your child and this is making your brain soft.

Sit your asss down and be a man of the house and not some cry baby and know that a child is never a mistake whether in a marriage or outside marriage cos marriage a Human invention to maintain peaceful biological partnership but you can choose to be single and still make bodies for spirit to dwell on.

Call your wife and apologize for your weakness and let your child visit you once in a while. You must come to terms with the fact that you have a wonderful child and tell all friends and wife family that you had a child before marriage. I wonder why you hide your offspring for the sake of marriage, cos for me, a child is way up on the ladder of priority than marriage.

This is a fact you will learn as you become more intelligent than you are now. Your wife did nothing wrong in exposing your fatherhood, you are feeling sad cos your ego is leading you astray from being human to being what ever I can not describe. Which sane man will hide his own child for the sake of marriage.

You guys should stop being ignorant of laws of nature.

A million dollar worth of advice given freely
If anybody says a contrary opinion to this! He is not your friend, single and have experience marital bliss in his life so he is out looking for bedfellows!
It seems you are truly what you accused your wife of! In all your complaints, you never said she is cheating on you and that is the only reason why a marriage can break irretrievably! Cheating!
Every other issue in marriage is a test of the union! Deal with yours man!

Hate or Love him, it remains an established FACT that he is
so far the best performing President in South Eastern
Nigeria.
BULLET POINTS:
● 600 km of roads currently under construction across the 5
states of the region
● Allocation of 16.67 billion Naira from the FG’s SUKUK
Bond, to 4 critical road projects in the region:
a) Rehabilitation of Onitsha-Enugu Expressway
b) Rehabilitation of Sections 1, 2 and 3 of the Enugu-Port
Harcourt Road
● Payment of pensions to former Biafran Police who served
during the Nigerian Civil War. These officers, and their next
of kin, have waited for their pensions for 17 years since the
Presidential pardon
● Ebonyi was among the first few to benefit from PFI, result
is the revitalization of a moribund Fertilizer Blending Plant
in Abakaliki
● 2018 budget proposal has allocated up to N10 billion for
the development of the Enyimba Industrial Park and Nnewi
Auto Park, as part of the Federal Government’s Special
Economic Zones (SEZ) Initiative
● 287 Km Mega Electric Power Transmission Project, which
will boost transmission capacity from Ikot-Ekpene all the
way to Enugu COMPLETED, to be switched on Monday
November 21st
● Release of funds and resumption of work on the Second
Niger Bridge project
● Presidential Approval for the commencement of Lagos-
Calabar Coastal Railway Project
God bless the President
God bless Nigeria
God bless Nigerians
May God open the eyes of the wailers, haters and Biafrats to see what this man is doing! Amen

modelmike7:
Propaganda at its best.

It is the former Vice President and family's right to be treated by the FG as long as he lives.
So, no way the government can say no.
Try harder wailers. They know the President is so lenient with their wahala and will always do everything to explain to the people with sane mind the true position of things and they will still turn around to say , it is because of their wailing that it was reversed.

We know how y'all work,
BUNCH OF TROUBE-MAKERS!!

NB: It is thread like this you see the wailers coming out full force , beating their chest like KING KONG!
Funny Nigerians!

What do you expect from people incapable of using common sense as long as their senses tell them it is lie! It is a lie! It is not even the Buhari's responsibility to take care of the ex top leaders! It is constitutional preserves that everyone of them should be taken care of!

Bridegroom is marrying mammy water! Congrats to them!

Position: Head, Benefit Administration

The Role: This is a Middle Management position.

The successful candidate reports to the Head, Operations Division and will be responsible for Coordination of the entire benefit administration operations in line with approved policy and guidelines.

Review and develop strategies in ensuring error free and timely processing of benefit applications.

Upgrade and manage database of Employers, clients etc and provide key information for relevant Company strategic.

Provide lead on automation of benefit application process for operational excellence.

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The Person

Minimum of Fist Degree (2nd Class Lower) or HND (Lower Credit) in any Management or Financial discipline from a reputable Institution.
The candidate must have minimum of 12 years post NYSC experience, 8 of which must have been in a Financial Institution and minimum of 5 years in similar Management positions as Head of Department overseeing benefits/claims processing in a Financial Institution.
The candidate must possess excellent written, oral communications and presentation skills; and demonstrate required competence in effective handling of clients related issues.

Interested candidates should mail their CVs to careers@aiicopension.com not later than 2 weeks from the date of this advert.

Position: Head, Risk Management - Ref: RD/RMD

The Role: This is a Senior Management position.

The successful candidate reports to the Managing Director and will be responsible for Planning, designing and implementing an overall risk management process for the company in line with ERM objectives.

Assessments and descriptions of risks associated with the company's businesses.

Evaluation of the company's risks with established criteria such as cost, legal requirements and environmental factors.

Assist in developing risk mitigation strategies for the organization s critical risks and for monitoring these risks.

Developing risk response processes including contingency and business continuity programs.

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Monitor on a continuous basis mitigations to identified risks to ensure adequacy and effectiveness.

Creating and building risk awareness culture in the company.

Preparation of monthly and quarterly reports to Board and the Regulator.

The Person

Minimum of a First Degree in Accounting or any Financial discipline from a reputable University. A Professional membership of ICAN, CIS, MRM etc. is required.
The ideal candidate must have a minimum of 12 years post NYSC experience, 8 of which must have been in a Financial Institution and a minimum of 5 years in Senior Management position.
Deep knowledge of Enterprise Risk Management in the Financial industry and excellent communication and presentation skills are critical for this role.

Interested candidates should mail their CVs to careers@aiicopension.com not later than 2 weeks from the date of this advert.

After. 1 year of not sleeping with your husband! One thing going through his mind is that you are equally cheating with someone else! The year long punishment is not advisable! If anybody tells you that your cheating husband does it because he has fell out of love for you! The person is lying! Men cheat due to many reasons but not because they don't love their wives! Women cheat with who they love! If you aren't sleeping with your husband during the 1 year punishment! You are you sharing your sex life with? Do you kill the sex life because your husband deserved punishment thereby you sex starving yourself? Your resort to punishment or depriving your man of sex was commendable though it should timed and both of you should talk and work on regaining the drive in the marriage!
Madam! Go back to your man, in my view, he is a dead man living with a wife capable of poisoning him anytime! If I were him, I will leave the house before I am dispatch to the grave quickly! When women hate, they hate to the extreme! When they love! They love same way! A cheating wife can kill her husband, kill her children and do all manners stupid things to express their love but nobody can tell a cheating man to kill his children!

Please Madam! Try and get people intervene in the yearlong punishment!

FarahAideed:
As usual cooked up red names by a lying administration

Your education is a crying shame if you can't point out one name in the list that is misleading! Which school did you attend really asking?

hucienda:
It will be difficult for most countries to support 'cos they also dealing with secessionist movements in theirs - Scotland in the UK; Biafra in Nigeria; Lombardi, Corsica, Sicily in Italy etc.

God bless your sense of intellectual attributes
Virtually every country has one ethnic or minority group wanting to stand alone and break way! The Catalonia conundrum could lead to massive fragmentation of the global order of countries!

dustmalik:
Don't mind him

You can imagine the person saying a particular region is backward yet his is mentally and grammatically disordered!

wrongchoice:
COURTSHIP DAYS AND MY HATRED FOR WOMEN BEATERS
During our courtship days I have always reiterated my stand on men that do beat their wife. I was of the opinion that they are not lesser than a beast.
She is very quiet, she hardly finishes her words, and she was full of smile that my grandma named her “smiling smiling girl”. My family members were thanking God for me because of her gentle nature. She doesn’t have friends, she goes to church regularly. I went for her because I have seen a lot of unhappy homes and by all means I wanted to avoid such situation. Before her, I had seen many girls that I love and they equally love me too. I leave them immediately I see a sign of anger in them. So, I told her that all I wanted in my life was happiness and I will make sure I keep the home together and going smoothly in as much that happens.
She has her trust issues which I thought they were necessary and not out of control (that was my greatest mistake), but aggressiveness and hatred ,I never had that thought a bit. She didn’t even look it.

MY FIRST SHOCKER
After the introduction, she was eager for the wedding despite the fact that I hardly got employed in a small firm barely a year. We fixed the date and arrangements were going.
3 days before the wedding , I told my wife to-be that one of my friends promised to bring event ;ushers for our wedding just to add glamour to the day, she didn’t allow me to finish when she started shouting on top of her voice and with this kind of never seen before aggressiveness. I never saw such red eyes before in 2 years of our courtship and over 6 years as friends. She said my friends and I were bringing oloshos to sleep with for bash eve which I never even plan to have. Her argument wasn’t a concern but I never see her reacted that way. I cried and I knew I was in for a big trouble.

THE REAL SHOW

Fast forward to after wedding. To my surprise, before any argument she would hit me, sometimes slap just less than 2 months in the marriage. I discovered she has the strength of 3 men. We are talking about a lady that never misses any church program as a youth and when we moved to our new area , she became more popular than myself in the church. This went on for a while coupled with terrible issues that I would be taken one after the other.

THE DAY OF LESSON
There was this afternoon that an argument ensue base on (what I will share latter) , she took out knife, I collected it from her, she brought out fork I collected it from her, she resulted to my belt and she started beating me with it ,I didn’t even struggle with her just like before. She took her shoe hitting it on my head ,I didn’t even move, I wasn’t even angry self. She bite me on my shoulder and thumb which nearly had that finger off if not for quick medical attention. At this point a question flashed through my mind, “would this be how my live would be going?”. This woman may even ask me to lay flat to receive some lashes if I didn’t make attempt to stop her. I concluded that I have to do something. Then without any iota of anger in me. I raised my hand up and gave her 2 thunderous slaps across her face. She opened her mouth for complete 5 minutes she couldn’t close it. I knew she would be thinking she has over stepped her boundary. She started shouting that I have killed her and all sorts. People that never had me speak in that street for good one year I stayed their plus close to a year she has spent with me were aghast. Since that day many things changed for the worse. Though she stopped hitting me after that, except sometimes when she would push me against the wall and i get some bruises.
I later travelled home and my siblings were asking me if my hands were tied to my back while a woman was inflicting all these injuries on my body. They saw both the fresh ones and the old bruises. It was a very big issue that families, church members had to intervene. I can tell you since that day things had never remain the same again. It was the beginning of trouble and unhappy home.

My question is this? If you were in my position what would you have done differently?


you can check the previous post here
https://www.nairaland.com/4126638/how-wife-been-terrorizing-me

You should have left her immediately after the first shocker! That was your greatest undoing! But all hope is not lost! Leave her before she leaves you in the cemetery!