When your village people dey do you na hm u go swallow fuel and start dey smoke

Wizkid is now becoming king of savage. Check out this epic reply. Hilarious




Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44

Surely before December.

The way Nigeria government postpone things now makes me wonder. Hope the haven't postponed easter

NYSC-Now Your Struggle Continues

Nysc, today, made adjustments to the 2017 Batch A time table already released eearlier this month. The reason for the change is still unknown.



Below are the old and new time tables.





Source http://www.nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2017/2017a.php

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44

I wanted to comment, then i remembered i don't know what to eat this morning. And u are here fighting over efe richer dan skales.

OMOTOWO:
A

For Agbalagba

Meanwhile

They can't even pay corpers ordinary 5000

Oh my God warisdis



They look like Igbos though, not really surprised!

Chaiii

All i can say is thank God for granting me good health. Not that I'm not a sinner nor am i a priest, buh you just kindly spare me of sickness. Hmmm I thank you God.



May you never spend the rest of your lives with suckness that is incurable. Amen

the husband's face in the bedroom after the 5th round and the wife says 'it's as if you neva do anything ooo, lemme just shower so we continue'

Chaiii my Igbo brothers matter tire me.
Must everything turn business?



Owh Lawd! Which way na

Early morning sad news just kill my mood

henrydadon:
no shame at all..see as dem dey book space

wetin concern u

1 fact you don't know about me:


1. I don't care

Thin tall Rich Beauty



That's my kinda Lady




Meanwhile, somewhere in Lagos:

God bless you sis.

Life doesn't come with a MANUAL, it comes with a MOTHER







LIKE if you love your MOM

Officer: oga park well

Me: *parks well*

Officer: where all your paper?

Me: *shows him all papers, correct and up to date*

Officer: ehn oga why are you driving alone?

Me: Ah cus i chose to SIR

Officer: Why did you choose to? Come down and lemme see the name on your driver's license.

Me: ok SIR. *shows him* correct

Officer: *seeing everything is perfect* but why are you wearing all black and a black shade in hot afternoon?

Me:

Why not!


Some people don't even know the meaning and how joint account is being operated, they're just shouting No! No! No!


Anyways, for me to share the joint bed with her, y not joint account.


Your joint account can't be your salary account. Which means u still have your personal account. Joint account arises mostly becus of joint venture. Note that under normal circumstances, a single partly can not solely make transactions or withdraw from the account except the other party (ies) approves such. Except the bank is ready to be sued.


In fact, joint account will make the wife keep her eyes off your personal account and mind the joint account.

B4 i saw this man,




This was my thought about it



TTT

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!



Boda Dino

Hmmm 3some



Awon eyan Apostle Suleman

Apostle suleman personal person

Eyah some girls are wicked though.






On the other news, i encountered terrible things at the atm stand today, so i thought:

Na Annie Idibia dem suppose dey call Patience Idibia. Most of these women celebrities won't take quarter of what this great woman took.

Tonto dike only heard churchill cheated, the next thing instagram no rest. The good man gone bad. I wonder what she would have done if she had married 2baba . Maybe she go kuku open her own website, wwwdotmyhusbanddonbornoutsiteagaindotcom

Even when 2baba was being 'irresponsible' so to say and impregnating ladies anyhw (dnt even knw y u no c my elder sis, i for be 2baba side inlaw nw), Annie stood still, no media ranting, and now she's enjoying the orange of her labour.

I celebrate you great woman

#happyanniversary

Being a first class student is fun



Check dz out

https://www.nairaland.com/3639212/brief-success-story-university/1

What could this mean cuz i am not understanding


Lalasticlala come tell us