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Investment / Re: Mixed Feelings As MMM Resumes Operations by olafunny(m): 7:23am On Jan 14, 2017
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Phones / Re: How To Function In A Whatsapp Group? by olafunny(m): 7:22am On Jan 14, 2017
Ask4bigneyo:
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Are you Qdot?
Phones / Re: How To Function In A Whatsapp Group? by olafunny(m): 7:20am On Jan 14, 2017
GreenMavro:
I don't function well in all the WhatsApp groups am in but on MMM groups and Porn group am so active that am made the admin grin
Congratulations ooooo. More vaseline to your palm grin grin grin

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Phones / Re: How To Function In A Whatsapp Group? by olafunny(m): 7:19am On Jan 14, 2017
Bankalert:
OP leave dt matter....Dis is not d time...meanwhile MMM has come on board. i was able to GH 58,000 Finally after trying several times....waiting for my bankalert grin
Me i get 249k ooo
Phones / Re: How To Function In A Whatsapp Group? by olafunny(m): 7:17am On Jan 14, 2017
dprice:
first to comment
Sorry u ar second. But manage am. To me you are better that the guy above you who thinks his ethnic will die
Phones / Re: How To Function In A Whatsapp Group? by olafunny(m): 7:11am On Jan 14, 2017
All your village people who told u dat u were useless, and u couldn't do any useful in life, will all be surprised when they find out that you are now the HEAD ADMIN of five different WHATSAPP GROUPS cheesy cheesy




Hallelujah sombori cool

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NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC Batch A 2017 ABU Zaria by olafunny(m): 3:14pm On Jan 13, 2017
I support the movement. ABU zaria, naturally ahead
Health / Re: Before And After Photos Of A Burn Survivor Nigerian Lady by olafunny(m): 11:47am On Jan 13, 2017
ikombe:
undecided

The day u get burn, no one will give a Bleep
Health / Re: Before And After Photos Of A Burn Survivor Nigerian Lady by olafunny(m): 11:46am On Jan 13, 2017
kenonze:
There is no big deal here.
This is first degree burns.
Nature will take its place
And you are a female

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Health / Re: Before And After Photos Of A Burn Survivor Nigerian Lady by olafunny(m): 11:46am On Jan 13, 2017
Tt
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Facebook Account Unblocked With Help Of Sola Of Red Media Africa by olafunny(m): 8:13am On Jan 13, 2017
C as he look like BOVI, abi na only me dey c am? grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Knock Knock Challenge!!! Share Yours by olafunny(m): 12:49am On Jan 11, 2017
Knock knock!!!

Who's there?

Arize

Arize who?

Arize oh compashun, Nigeria score obey
Investment / Re: MMM Peeps: The Only Thing You Will See On January 14th AFCON 2017 by olafunny(m): 11:31pm On Jan 01, 2017
babakb:
Hahaha am having fun niggaz, i refused to Invest in Mmm they call me stupid, now Mmm don crashed i they Mock Dem they vex, Deal with guys Mmm is never coming back
Dont worry AFCON go Start that day.
Promise me to cry if it comes back. And please choose either English or pidgin, ur combination is too powerful
Politics / Re: Okorocha Gives Cash And Gifts To 1000 Women by olafunny(m): 6:42pm On Dec 29, 2016
Awon ole gbogbo. When dem dn thief money finish, why MMM no go flourish?

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Funny And Weird Pictures You Can Only See On Lagos Roads by olafunny(m): 1:27pm On Dec 29, 2016
I love lagos. Even the igbo brothers are now claiming lagos state.

Admission officer: Mr Chinedu Emeka, which state are you from?

Emeka: Sir, I'm from Surulere Lagos state. My great great great grand father was among the people that named Lagos.

Admission officer:

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Religion / Re: MMM: Pastor Mathew Ashimolowo's KICC Loses $4.8 Million by olafunny(m): 10:50pm On Dec 28, 2016
The weray moderator wen ban me because of MMM, i hope you are happy . So you can still bring MMM topic to front page. Why did u ban me cause i wrote on 10 signs that MMM might come back in january. Ban me here, i will publish it elsewhere. In fact you can delete my account on nairaland. I.diot



And for the op, becaus u want front page, u put MMM for your writeup. Oponu thats y u find it very hard to grow. And the i.diot haters who i dont even know their own, they will be typing poo without reading the poo the op posted. What has MMM gat to do with all he posted. Make God give una sense.

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Celebrities / Re: Orezi Gets Wristwatch From Alibaba As Christmas Gifts [PICS] by olafunny(m): 9:29am On Dec 28, 2016
opeyemiieblog:
wow....that's interesting





Joke of the day ::: When You Re too fund of woman backside ....lol...watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSYo5AcNzOQ&feature=youtu.be
You can actually do better. The visual and the sound effects are quite ok, but you lack the funny story. Try and improve and you'll be unstoppable. Do what will make pple laugh, not what makes you laugh
Foreign Affairs / Re: Graphic Photos From Ghana Gas Explosion by olafunny(m): 3:57pm On Dec 23, 2016
Addicted2Women:



Buhari

You will never go unpunished



God go heal you too bro

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Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 9:51pm On Dec 22, 2016
fkdmods:


Just because they have a website does not mean they exist there. They tried and failed badly. Look it up. Anyway, that is beside the point. The point is, Nigerians should learn from things like this. It is a mirror image of how the government runs the country. Just like MMM is a ponzi scheme, so too is the economy of Nigeria. The government is depleting the oil reserves and they are not bring in new revenue. Once oil is gone, i wonder where they will get their dollars from. If participants of MMM cannot find new recruits, where will the 30 percent profit come from?
the 30% doesnt come from new members only. Existing membera also need to provide helpie they wont get help. Even existing members put morethan the new members.
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 9:20pm On Dec 22, 2016
fkdmods:


No one is arguing against that. The point is, you need to acknowledge that MMM is a scam. Just because the site says "Don't be greedy" and "Use your spare money" does not negate that fact. If a burglar writes you to lock your doors very well at night and you don't and he comes and robs you, does that mean what the burglar did was right? Any financial pyramid scheme is a ponzi scheme. If the sustainability is dependent on new recruits then it is fraudulent. It is designed to enrich the organizer and to ultimately fail which is why they keep hopping from country to country. You will never see them in the U.S or Germany or the U.K. Why do you think that is?
france-mmm .net

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Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 9:06pm On Dec 22, 2016
fkdmods:


Same thing an armed robber would say. His/her thieving is feeds his family. Doesn't make it right though. Funny thing is, if anyone asks you knuckle heads where the 30% profit you are salivating for comes from, you'll all give the deer-in-a-headlights look. Unfreaking believable.
I'm sure no one reported me of stealing. Site clearly states how it works. Instructions b4 registration. "Don't be greedy" clearly stated. "Use your spare money". The participants are aware of these.
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 8:56pm On Dec 22, 2016
Babzilla:

Denial "I havent lost a kobo"
But you're here trying to burst a vein
I have EVERY right to mock anyone especially when the person was warned... and there's not a damned thing you or an RoosterDrinker can do about it and guess what Ill keep trolling and mocking and making your pathetic lives more miserable if only to teach you people some sense
Whats ur business what Ive done or not done
Or do U want me to extend a hand to you this season?
If you need help nigga ask stop crying like a bìtch
u keep saying if i need help. Ok i do, show your worth or yu jst making mouth.
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 8:53pm On Dec 22, 2016
Babzilla:



Hahahahaha!
Your parents must be starving then
I dont know who you are, but if you dare talk about my parents like that again your family shall cry over you soon. Its you and i who are having this conversation and if you have anything to say, mention me, not my parents.
Plssssssssssssss I'm begging you. That wasn't a threat, it was a curse. And that's how stupid i cud be preventing dirts on them.
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 8:45pm On Dec 22, 2016
Babzilla:

Peer to peer whatever the fùck u choose to call it doesnt make U any less stùpid ... U lost money cos U was lazy, greedy, and stùpid....If your little scheme was so successfull why are you so pained about ot
hahahahahha
Who I epp? If you needed help all you had to do was ask dumbo dont assume everyone knows ur problems fùcking M0r0n
And why wud your tiny brain assumed that i lost in the scheme grin. Well FYI i didnt lose a kobo, but i dont have any right to mock those who their monies are frozen. As stupid as u are, tell me one good thing you have done for someone yiu barely knew. People like you are not hard to sight in a gathering.
Investment / Re: Man Who Drank Insecticide Over MMM Crash Speaks: "I lost N750,000" by olafunny(m): 8:38pm On Dec 22, 2016
OP LION OF AFRICA.
Investment / Re: Man Who Drank Insecticide Over MMM Crash Speaks: "I lost N750,000" by olafunny(m): 8:34pm On Dec 22, 2016
OMOTOWO:
This guy burgled a shop and stole #40000 which he he invested in MMM...
u b grade one liar. Your own pass APC. U just want to be noticed. Ookkk we dn c u
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 8:31pm On Dec 22, 2016
Babzilla:


Lool Look whose calling someone dumb
U just gave away your life savings to one man
In exchange for some 30%
Like the bible says a foòl and his gold are soon parted
My friend I suggest you think up ways to survive this christmas cos you ginna have a looong winter coming and U dont have any nuts saved up
Come 13th January Ill be all over you like cheap suit
tongue
to one man? You are so dumb grin grin no clue. Just following what majority says. I think it's high time u started making research b4 u comment. MMM participants dont pay to Mavrodi, it's a peer to peer donation. And whatever they do with their money, u think that should be their problems not yours. Who u epp wey u dey shout rubbish
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 8:17pm On Dec 22, 2016
fkdmods:


Don't just listen. Act and change your mentality.

I dont know if that would put food on your table, but as good as i know, this mentality feeds my parents.
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 7:11pm On Dec 22, 2016
fkdmods:


I am trying to change your mentality. That's just one. Do you know how hard that is? It takes an act of God to change people like you. Plus, i sponsor random students on a yearly basis in Nigeria. What have you done?
grin grin grin grin i have listened to you
Investment / Re: MMM Guiders Donate Hundreds Of Naira In Provisions To Delta Orphans by olafunny(m): 5:22pm On Dec 22, 2016
fkdmods:


It's all about you abi? Just close your eyes and imagine that like millions of people have your thought process. How does the country get better. Nigeria is phucked.
Show me one single thing you have done to make Nigeria better, and I'll give up

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