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Eyah some girls are wicked though.






On the other news, i encountered terrible things at the atm stand today, so i thought:

Na Annie Idibia dem suppose dey call Patience Idibia. Most of these women celebrities won't take quarter of what this great woman took.

Tonto dike only heard churchill cheated, the next thing instagram no rest. The good man gone bad. I wonder what she would have done if she had married 2baba . Maybe she go kuku open her own website, wwwdotmyhusbanddonbornoutsiteagaindotcom

Even when 2baba was being 'irresponsible' so to say and impregnating ladies anyhw (dnt even knw y u no c my elder sis, i for be 2baba side inlaw nw), Annie stood still, no media ranting, and now she's enjoying the orange of her labour.

I celebrate you great woman

#happyanniversary

Being a first class student is fun



Check dz out

https://www.nairaland.com/3639212/brief-success-story-university/1

What could this mean cuz i am not understanding


Lalasticlala come tell us

jospepper:
yea, which department,?

biz admin kongo campus

Angelinastto:
I also wish and hope for a first class honour. Congratulations dear!

yu can make it

cloudyskygrind:
Is this a university certificate that looks like a secondary school certificate? What a joke na wa!

Congrats man

no be certificate oo. Na just statement of result. Certificate never ready

FunmyKemmy:
Cool. It is well with you.

amen and you too

Incrizz:
Indomie and garri!?
As in dry garri or wet?
Kuli kuli and bread!?
Lol...shet!

Happy for you...

wet garri ni ooo. So sweet mehhnnn

jospepper:
I rep ABU Zaria set U02 Textile Science and Technology, Samaru campus.

wow. Na we we be dat

2undexy:
Your lips says it all....congrat

wetin do my lips oooo

brainy4oli:
Just wondering if everybody starts writing posts like this because they graduated from university?


**Edited** - OK, now I just saw d 1st class in d certificate. I can now understand ur shakaraing. Congrats dude. 1st class no easy, especially for ABU.

no vex sir thanks

buygala:
Congrats

May your 1st class certificate beget 1st class money and contributions to society's improvement

amen thank you

adaksbullet:
That's mine student their


I'm his lesurer



Ako has am alway called u, u are do me proud

thnk yu mu lesurer

Lalasticlala celebrate me oo. Who knows i might share my own testimony here too like others

Jamaticulus:
Congrats Op....motivation fun awon temi ni igboro

oya na omo iya mi

CrazyScientist:
Congrats OP... Success in your future endeavours.

thank you

It's never too late to celebrate the glory of God in my life. So i decided to share my success story with my fellow Nairalanders. Through the ups and downs and times when there was nothing to eat, times of mixing noodles with garri , times of kulikuli and bread, times i had to lie to get money from home, times i had to do my own budget padling cus my own recession started since 2011 when i started my diploma at Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria (Naturally Ahead). It wasn't an easy journey and i never had the zeal to finish with good grades. All i had in my head was the 'freedom'. I thought I could do anything cus my parents weren't there anymore to monitor my movements. Yes i did. I went astray. My year 1 mid-sessional results was nothing to write home about, but the funniest part is that my so called friends had better results . So i thought of who i wanted to be. As the first child of the family, i needed to set a pace.

My story changed that year when realised what i was in school for. I increased my reading habit. I did TDB once and i collapse the following day that was when i realised TDB no be for everybody

In short, the zeal came fully and i graduated with 'DISTINCTION'.

Waited for a year at home and got DE in 200level into the same institution. This time i had the motivation already, all that was lacking was money for food . The hustle continued and with God's glory, i came out as one of the best.

NAIRALAND contributed immersely to my success story cus i cant even list the things i learnt so far from this wonderful platform. GOD BLESS NAIRALAND.

And to all my fellow Nairalanders, God bless you too.

As naija dey so, result no be sure work ooo, but i pray these won't just be the papers to exchange for akara, but source of joy and happiness.

Dedicated to momma.

My nameis Akosile Olayinka, and i am proud of myself


NB: graduated last year, still waiting for NYSC. Should in case, you know

onyeezeigbo:
"Can you imagine
I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car, so I decided to use the remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food in a restaurant before I face the traffic.
As I ordered the food and sat down to eat, a well-dressed man in a suit sitting beside me said, "I love the way you eat, try their snail, I will pay." I hastily added four pieces of snail at a cost of N2,000 and continued eating. He said again, "You eat so well, please get a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating." I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill came up to about N10,000. I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down and I bent to pick it. I discovered that the man was
bare-footed! I thought the man was attending a certain church but 3 hefty guys immediately busted in and grabbed him by the arm. One of them said to me, "I'm sorry if this man has been disturbing you, he just escape
from our psychiatric hospital this morning...
I fainted!
Who go pay 4 me, abeg...."

And mum wont carry me to church

Sound sultan shared this pic on his IG page. How many of this celebrities can you recognize at first sight?



Lalasticlala

Life continues

abbey621:
People bashing the writer are sick in the head! When MMM finally crashes and people start committing suicides, shouldn't we feel guilty as a society that we didn't do all our best to warn against their risky behavior? Be your neighbor's keeper, SAVE A LIFE!!!

How many people committed suicide when savanah bank crashed with billions?

What has the government done about it?

Yes! I am a participant of MMM, and i know the risks involved. I read and understood that before i ventured into it and also before i refer people to do it.

When i joined MMM few months ago, i was also the doubting Thomas, but i started with my 'spare money' anyway. I have always taken critisms on nairaland very serious because i always believed before you criticize, you must have had some facts to back it up. So whenever anyone posted anything against MMM, i would read and take it into consideration before my next move.

But lately i realized that all these anti-mmm really have no more points to prove, but are only finding excuses to prove that they will be right someday. Last year, all they wrote about was how it would crash. It went on 'break' and they were really really happy, hmmm 'sadists' i would call them. During the break, they started analysing how MMM would never come back. Even the dumbhead turns to overnight writer . 10 posts about MMM not coming back could hit the front page in a day. Everyone of them wanted to be noticed, but actually, we saw you. Some even turned sudden researchers, surfing the net just to copy and past unconfirmed news about MMM. Like someone posted that Mavrodi made away with certain billion dollars, like he helped him to pack the money . I was so disappointed in nairaland for even moving such unconfirmed news to front page.

I read 10 reasons MMM would never come back. I also read some statistical evidence done by a nairalander on how MMM would never come back. Ehn ehn, so you sabi this na hm you no do statistics on how naija go comot for recession smh. They almost made me believe that MMM was not coming back. But atlast i noticed they were just trying to prove no point.

Your neighbor, whom you never cared about, now is the person you suddenly care for because you don't want him to lose money? What some of these anti-MMMers do is worse that being armed robbers. MMM is illegal, but betting should be yet it's legalized.

Because you are opportuned to live a life you want doesn't mean every other person is. At work, you reduce your balance sheet figures so as to pay less tax to the government, what are you doing? Your company has more, the government has less to develop the economy, isnt that worst? Before you criticize MMMers, please check yourself.

MMM came back earlier than promised, started matching the following day and those same people who wrote long articles about MMM never coming back now change titles to 'MMM is not fully back' 'Why MMM will crash again' 10 reasons why MMM is dying and will soon be dead' 'Pls don't pay into MMM' 'MMM won't last long' chaiii people, why all these. Ignorance is a disease, a very critical one for that matter.

To me if you really care about these people like you claim, then leave them. Your fake articles contribute immersely to the panic in the minds of the participants. MMM came in 2015 and almost spent a year without problem. But ever since yiu started writing these articles, panic started. What have you contributed, fear! In the hearts on those who you claim you care for.

Anyways, since i realized most of the writers are jealous about their neighbors and friends, who they thoughts were nothing, but are doing great things through MMM, i gave up. I don't care about what you write anymore. Savanah bank crashed years back, the customers are not paid, but they moved on with their lives.

Lastly, before you fight for MMM participants in the hands of Mavrodi, fight for the old pensioners in the hands of the government. Fight for kwara state workers in the hands of the government. Fight for the economy in the hands of the government. Then i'll know you really care about us.


LONG LIVE MMM

Original writer: olafunny

Freeko4:
Hope dis makes ftp

i know it won't and i don't care

Yes! I am a participant of MMM, and i know the risks involved. I read and understood that before i ventured into it and also before i refer people to do it.

When i joined MMM few months ago, i was also the doubting Thomas, but i started with my 'spare money' anyway. I have always taken critisms on nairaland very serious because i always believed before you criticize, you must have had some facts to back it up. So whenever anyone posted anything against MMM, i would read and take it into consideration before my next move.

But lately i realized that all these anti-mmm really have no more points to prove, but are only finding excuses to prove that they will be right someday. Last year, all they wrote about was how it would crash. It went on 'break' and they were really really happy, hmmm 'sadists' i would call them. During the break, they started analysing how MMM would never come back. Even the dumbhead turns to overnight writer . 10 posts about MMM not coming back could hit the front page in a day. Everyone of them wanted to be noticed, but actually, we saw you. Some even turned sudden researchers, surfing the net just to copy and past unconfirmed news about MMM. Like someone posted that Mavrodi made away with certain billion dollars, like he helped him to pack the money . I was so disappointed in nairaland for even moving such unconfirmed news to front page.

I read 10 reasons MMM would never come back. I also read some statistical evidence done by a nairalander on how MMM would never come back. Ehn ehn, so you sabi this na hm you no do statistics on how naija go comot for recession smh. They almost made me believe that MMM was not coming back. But atlast i noticed they were just trying to prove no point.

Your neighbor, whom you never cared about, now is the person you suddenly care for because you don't want him to lose money? What some of these anti-MMMers do is worse that being armed robbers. MMM is illegal, but betting should be yet it's legalized.

Because you are opportuned to live a life you want doesn't mean every other person is. At work, you reduce your balance sheet figures so as to pay less tax to the government, what are you doing? Your company has more, the government has less to develop the economy, isnt that worst? Before you criticize MMMers, please check yourself.

MMM came back earlier than promised, started matching the following day and those same people who wrote long articles about MMM never coming back now change titles to 'MMM is not fully back' 'Why MMM will crash again' 10 reasons why MMM is dying and will soon be dead' 'Pls don't pay into MMM' 'MMM won't last long' chaiii people, why all these. Ignorance is a disease, a very critical one for that matter.

To me if you really care about these people like you claim, then leave them. Your fake articles contribute immersely to the panic in the minds of the participants. MMM came in 2015 and almost spent a year without problem. But ever since yiu started writing these articles, panic started. What have you contributed, fear! In the hearts on those who you claim you care for.

Anyways, since i realized most of the writers are jealous about their neighbors and friends, who they thoughts were nothing, but are doing great things through MMM, i gave up. I don't care about what you write anymore. Savanah bank crashed years back, the customers are not paid, but they moved on with their lives.

Lastly, before you fight for MMM participants in the hands of Mavrodi, fight for the old pensioners in the hands of the government. Fight for kwara state workers in the hands of the government. Fight for the economy in the hands of the government. Then i'll know you really care about us.


LONG LIVE MMM

Original writer: olafunny

Between MMM and APC, which one is now more reliable?



Like if it's MMM, share if it's APC

THEY ARE ALWAYS JEALOUS OF ANOTHER MAN'S SUCCESS. THEY HATE SO MUCH THAT THEY DO ANYTHING TO PULL ANOTHER MAN.






THOSE PEOPLE ARE MANY HERE ON NAIRALAND

adewumiopeyemi:
Wait op u don forget this. 6. Do not watch blue phone on someone phone.

But they can watch green PHONE

HRM

Long live MMM and the haters