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The Daily Odd Compliment is a collection of affirmations that make you feel warm and fuzzy and a bit uneasy inside, It serves up slightly skewed forms of flattery on a daily basis. Call it Cheesy or playful ....yet you can't deny the whole new exciting perspective of ''pickup lines'' it explores.

Here is a compilation of some of the best around.

danieloy4:
This is a satellite prison owned by the Nigerian Prison Service in gwantu Kaduna state.
Are we not in a wonderful country? Wonder what kind of inmates would be locked up in this

Do they allow inmates to own smartphones or you are out?

udemzeus:
He is starved of real sex and girls

Ooooooh.....do shut up. I bet you have a long queue of ladies waiting to sex you.

OP ....How close are you with the owner of this forum? Pardon my asking

dukie25:
One conspicuous absentee from ongoing celebration of Tinubu is Fashola, why is Tinubu's political godson not part of the celebration?
If you know the reasons for his absence please let the rest of us know. Thanks.

You should direct your energy & curiosity to other germane issues rather than losing sleep over who attended what. False Alarmist

BlissP:
And this dude seems to be role model to million Nigerians. How can a sane man put on boxers with his dick dangling and holds a Gun just for selfie! Dude must have been high on weed... No apology, but this isnt cool. Most of our celeb are classless! Yet to see kanye doing something similar.

Sorry. Holding out Kanye though

handsomeclouds:
I'm sure she won't appreciate you posting her pics online

Did you bother to read the chat at all. There was implied consent.

dacovajnr:
Op something is wrong with your brain..Nazo you go dey join foreigners dey rubbish our girls for here...how is Itumeleng a Nigerian Name Mr bigot? That name sounds Zambian..awon Ode

Nigga Chill

In the absence of an alternative job that pays well.....I will humbly advise you to develop a thick skin to the unkind words. You know, some ladies stomaching constant sexual harassment from their boss will give anything to be in your position....Kindly stomach the nonsense and you will have a great story to tell.

The Whole World is rooting for you #Bless

Before I delve to proffer advice into the nitty gritty of your impending decision. It's important I draw attention to the couching of your complaint. HABA!!...is there any law preventing you from proofreading this before subsequent posting. Like a caring commenter posed upstairs...."I pray and earnestly hope you do not teach English" because you will not be missed.

My brother, you can do better .....The whole world is rooting for you.

nnachukz:
If there is anything like justice in this country then Tinubu should be picked up and properly tried, the CCT haven acknowledged and accepted that it erred in its judgement. Otherwise anything done to Saraki while Tinubu walks free will amount to injustice and will show the judge as one just reading out a judgement handed to him by APC leaders.

Have you heard of double jeopardy.?

Lol....Prayer to persevere in the Prison for the years to come or Prayer for what exactly??

Lol.....Emeka Ike finally got what he's fighting for in ages......as for Madam Ibinabo, It rains but it pours.

BRAVO

ChappyChase:
What about us wey dey buy second hand phone

We both know the rhetorical nature of your question

Tribalism &bigotry has eaten deep into the bone-marrow of Nigerian youths. Quite ironical it is coming at a time where all corrupt & clueless politicians are uniting irrespective of tribe and varies interests. Honesty, I eagerly clicked on this thread expecting to learn about a Nigerian student who got the perfect G.P in the current Nigeria's educational system that is wrecked by needless bad blood from lecturers...yet you drew us to a Nigerian in diaspora. The guy got his due attention then...let this young man thrive in this.

More so, if we can celebrate a bread seller ....no stone must be left untouched in celebrating this genius. Is the adulation too much....I daresay we can still do better.

Let just be human for once ...It won't hurt.

Great Initiative .....Subpar incentive. ....the current economic realities has made 50k seem like mincemeat. #Theyshatry.

EroticAngelina:
This sl*tt is high on calabar weed

lazy old haggard talking abt stuff she knows nothing abt.
'madame' u think supporting this new government and bashing Jonathan's govt will save u from going to prison for all ur shameless crimes
u want to eat ur cake and still have it. mtchew

Wow ... She must have offended you personally. Wow

apholaby007:
i no b like u na

You still have time to respond....instead of finding out how you got caught and rectifying it

You can chat with him ....Classic example of wasted youth.

No one seems to notice the intricate play on words attempted by Mr Sound sultan. Impressive I must say.

“Here it is.. Probably the biggest rap collaboration in 2016 yet..

Celebrated TV personality & the self acclaimed ‘King Of Talk’ – VJ ADAMS releases yet another banging tune.. Featuring Choc Boiz ‘MI Abaga & Ice Prince’ as well as Sound Sultan & Vector.

So the BIG QUESTION ....WHO KILLED IT??

[Verse 1 – Vj Adams]
My second album was ready before the first drop
Rap to me is a revolution am so fvcking hip hop
I meant the verses do i have to kill to prove to you
I do this for the love not a fvcking ticket meal
Am tryna paint a picture i don scope the telescope
Winning is a part of me that it so mandatory
I don’t need to introduce myself anymore cause they fvcking know me
Top is on the pedestal hommie you the shit, lavatory
It’s safe to say i paved the way for vjs that are here today
I look them in the eye and keep them fermently a mile away
Already defined television now define rap
Dragon flow is what i spit when i rap

[Hook]
So rap n!gga
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
So rap n!gga
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

[Verse 2 – Ice Prince]
See rap is for the hommies rap is for the real
Rap is for the battle rap is for the kill
See rap is like a science in the vocal booth
Rap is about some niggas who ain’t scared to tell the total truth
See, rap is for the hommie with the bragging right
To tell a brother that he wack if he ain’t sagging tight
You know, rap is for the shooters on the street
The niggas digging down the dirt so they can serve it on the beat
And that is hip, hop, the hippiedy hop
I put a nigga in a circle let us see what he got
If he coming and he stupid like he feeling he burn
Ama pull a vocal weapon that’s the way we respond
But fvck it, It’s R A P, the art lately
It thought me how to handle niggas when they act crazy
So bless Nas, rap, Mos Def and thanks Jay Z
I was a street nigga now you came and bang heads with me
It’s so rap nigga

[Verse 3 – Vector]
I see many rappers decline whenever we rhyme
The time... has ejaculated for them to sit behind
But not for me, see am, new pair cause am designed
For this kinds of craziness we facing this time
I speak lines that gives minds not a verse on regram
No shaking, i come hot bro, no Hating
Your girl know i come hot, whenever she goes down
And blowing on me she says it’s feeling like she’s blowing satan
And i don’t care who’s on the track, everybody getting left back
As long as your a rapper, fvck being cool, let’s rap
How do i define rap? Break it down simple
V E C T O R ba, Simple
This is rap and i don’t trust you all
Am dope enough to say fvck you all
If you got a problem with me, meet me don’t tweet me
It’ll be nice to see a pvssy muarfvcker
I was trippy me
Is you with
This is what i do for you
As there is nothing ya’ll can do for me
So check your time line, anytime a blogger’s tryna trend
Impression usually is, all of you or me

[Verse 4 – Sound Sultan]
Shedding brightness on wackness a million lightness of darkness
I put an end to the madness so call me Yaba your highness
AhaYaba your highness professors no fit define us
Bone astronomy mehn there’s one of me mehn they no fit design us
Damn the speakers don land we heading for the milky way
Stay loyal at my peak i guess i''ll humble ...the meeky way
And am the man Nnamdi mehn still making more Azikiwes
Bought my cd said it was wack i guess you did the Nicky way
Haha, butt fake you bought fake
You get it, the nicky way butt fake haha
Mehn i don’t need to define rap mehn
You need to get yourselves light and find rap


[Verse 5 – M.I]
M.I, define rap? Okay
Listen rap is a noun which means two lines that
Will rhyme back like, freestyles or written
The synonym,the spitting, or kicking game
Licking mics forgetting fame
Also rap is a verb when we call it rapping
Grabbing the microphone and then, anything can happen
And, we use metaphors, similes and euphemisms
Cultural rebellion that can get the youth to listen arh
To reach a definition, i had to spend so many minutes in the kitchen
So much stress and repetition and
Visits to the infirmary for ammunition
Focused like a Navy Seal in stealth mode discerning mission
The definition is me, M.I Abaga
Struggled against the industry ready to kill a brother
And NBC is tryna Cue-bans like havana
M.I is a description of hip hop’s definition
Let’s go

Get it here:http://notjustok.com/2016/03/06/vj-adams-ft-m-i-ice-prince-vector-sound-sultan-define-rap-prod-tiwezi/

Kaybee14:
It is well.

No oo...It shall not be well for these politicians and powerbrokers who have siphoned, circumvented and are still deceiving the general populace about an end in sight to this mess. Things have fallen apart.....lastly....Woe betides anyone that tries to justify this.

N2.2Billion spent on prayers! The sheer number of zeros you have to add to get that amount was what first hit me. Then again, we spent N2.2 Billion on prayers and God gave us Buhari, dwindling oil prices, a nation gradually being encased by insecurity from all quarters, and an economy in the toilet. Seeing as everything has to revolve around the head(who in this case is Buhari),it follows then that one of two things is possible; Buhari was God’s choice for Nigeria, or God never got the money.

If we operate under the assumption that Buhari was God’s choice for Nigeria, then it follows that God either hates Nigeria, or Buhari is the mythical leader that will take us through fire for us to become pure as gold. I hope we do not completely get so burnt that nothing will remain at the end of the day. Fulani herdsmen have emerged, Boko Haram has no plans of taking their feet off the gas, IPOB agitators are growing by the day, and in the South South, kidnapping and armed robbery have escalated. In the meantime, the fuel situation in the country has struck an all-time low, prices of goods and services have skyrocketed, and the common man? Well, if they cannot afford it, let them leave it(I am just trying to sound like Buhari).So what exactly did N2.2Billion worth of prayers buy for us?


Maybe the money did not get to God. Those corrupt government officials from the last administration must have taken the money for themselves. Or they shared it with “holy men”. So what happened to “…in as much as you did this to the least of my brethren…”?Abi those ones no be God brethren? Or they are not the “least” of his brethren?
Either way, the people of Nigeria got the worst end of the deal. We were set back a cool N2.2Billion, yet, what did we get out of it? Let me make a quick list for you

1- A coterie of inept ministers who have been “sleeping beauties” for months now

2-A caricature nation where government officials talk from both sides of the mouth with nauseating boldness

3-A nation encircled by growing agitation and insecurity.


Those three are enough for now.
A few weeks ago, Buhari, toeing the fine path of his predecessor also went to Mecca to pray for us too(according to his media people).There is no need to calculate how much that trip cost us. We should be more concerned with the fact that we need prayers as a nation.

A nation of religious fanatics, in the Northern part of the country, Muslims and Christians fight from time to time in the name of religion(by the way, both of them worship the same God. Only difference is that they have different names for Him, and of course, different “sons”–paths– of God), while in the South, different Christian denominations daily criticize one another in a simmering cold war.


So we kill for “God”, fight cold wars for Him, then turn around and pray to him for our safety, our economy, and everything about the country. We just do things the wrong way, and expect that our very expensive prayers will fix the glaring human mistakes we have been making. God wants us to help ourselves. He probably wanted us to use the N2.2Billion to fix some aspects of our economy. But no, our religious fanaticism, which has led to several deaths by the way, makes us believe that throwing all our problems at His feet, while folding our arms will solve all of our problems.


N2.2Billion for prayers, and we got Buhari, and a nation that is gradually shutting down. Our religious fanaticism has finally tapered off to buffoonery.

http://omojuwa.com/2016/03/nnaemeka-oruh-nigeria-a-nation-of-religious-buffoons/