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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by shamecurls(m): 8:06pm On Mar 21, 2016
gurunlocker:
This kinda blunder is rampant in a particular region of the country



Middle-East
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by iamCross(m): 8:07pm On Mar 21, 2016
Cut the crap.
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by yoged(m): 8:07pm On Mar 21, 2016
Initial stages matters a lot . Starting from the pre nursery to nursery, primary , secondary . Those are the real deal expecially nursery to primary. Once your background is damn poor in terms of spoken English . You are on a long thing .

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by anochuko01(m): 8:07pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
during my university days,there was dis lagos boy dat speaks english fluently. Wenever a lecturer asks question,he wud be d first person to stand up and be blowing yeye grammar.dat was wen we were in 100L. So fast forward to first semester 200L. Lecturer wud ask question but dis guy will not answer. So everyone became so inquisitive. Den we asked a very close friend of his why d guy had stopped talking in class. Den d friend told us d guy's carry over has no limit. Den dia is dis dimeji guy who wud never talk in class cos he cudnt speak fluent english. Wenever we av presentations,it was alwz a tug of war for him. Do u knw Dimeji graduated with a very strong 2.1? And d grammarian Ife graduated with 3rd class. D fact dat one cannot speak fluent english does not make unqualified. Go speak to Doctors,most of dem cannot speak fluent english

Grammarian ends up being a successful OAP and 2.1 guy goes about with his certificates.... grammar Na skill o!

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by obyrich(m): 8:09pm On Mar 21, 2016
ukjerry:
I really don't think it's this guy's fault though.
I agree with what omoyemirally said-
Just because he doesn't know how to express himself in English doesn't make him less educated.

My cousin bro can't speak but is an engineer (a very good one). Companies are looking for him but he's stuck with his company cos in his words "they gave him a chance". When asked how he scaled through the interview, he said twas a disaster but he just asked them to give him a chance and allow him do something and just cut off his first month salary. They did and it's history. They ended up paying him. (Let me not even start with his salary)

He always say, "comprehensive pry and sec sch fvcked me up, but Unn didn't teach me how to speak but how to fix"


My dear, your cousin may not be very articulate in his spoken English but could be sound in written communication. There is no excuse for any graduate, whatever may be their area of specialisation, who could not write simple sentences except where English is not the medium of instruction. I am very sure your cousin will have a higher expressive aptitude than this guy you are comparing him with. Let's call a spade, a spade.

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:09pm On Mar 21, 2016
..and he go follow complain say no Job lol

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Niwdog(m): 8:10pm On Mar 21, 2016
Fake. Front page na disease
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:11pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.


Wow!!!!! surprise me.... say something intelligent angry angry
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by necosla016(f): 8:12pm On Mar 21, 2016
He for just write everything for pidgin English at least..... shocked[img][/img] shocked shocked
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Jacobx007: 8:14pm On Mar 21, 2016
English is ONLY a language and nt a basis for intelligence! Ever wondered why the chinese can manufacture a product bt cannot write good english on the manual?
I want to see a MANUFACTURING Africa not English GRAMMAR Africa. We couldn't acquire DOLLARS cos we are busy chasing Grammar grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:15pm On Mar 21, 2016
Graduate indeed
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by palsenator(m): 8:16pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.
But I didn't get what he was passing across.

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Mskrisx(f): 8:17pm On Mar 21, 2016
dan9ice:
All join



That Pic below ur post made my day big time... Laughed the stress off!
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by icn121: 8:17pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

Are you justifying it or something?!?

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by obyrich(m): 8:18pm On Mar 21, 2016
Jacobx007:
English is ONLY a language and nt a basis for intelligence! Ever wondered why the chinese can manufacture a product bt cannot write good english on the manual?
I want to see a MANUFACTURING Africa not English GRAMMAR Africa. We couldn't acquire DOLLARS cos we are busy chasing Grammar grin grin grin grin grin grin
Those chinese speak and write Chinese well. No justification for mediocrity. I wonder how the guy passed his exams...

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Engineermbugame(m): 8:20pm On Mar 21, 2016
foliks:
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written: 'tarty tausanh'!
Olodumare!!!!!!
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand. Fine face, no brains.
funny o
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 8:21pm On Mar 21, 2016
He tried.
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by jubrils(m): 8:23pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
during my university days,there was dis lagos boy dat speaks english fluently. Wenever a lecturer asks question,he wud be d first person to stand up and be blowing yeye grammar.dat was wen we were in 100L. So fast forward to first semester 200L. Lecturer wud ask question but dis guy will not answer. So everyone became so inquisitive. Den we asked a very close friend of his why d guy had stopped talking in class. Den d friend told us d guy's carry over has no limit. Den dia is dis dimeji guy who wud never talk in class cos he cudnt speak fluent english. Wenever we av presentations,it was alwz a tug of war for him. Do u knw Dimeji graduated with a very strong 2.1? And d grammarian Ife graduated with 3rd class. D fact dat one cannot speak fluent english does not make unqualified. Go speak to Doctors,most of dem cannot speak fluent english

Choi! Doctors don suffer embarassed
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Klington: 8:23pm On Mar 21, 2016
this is exactly d effect of skipping GNS classes.. agreed English is not our mother tongue, a GRADUATE shld b able 2 make a comprehensive n readable sentence. habaaa!

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by tottinova: 8:25pm On Mar 21, 2016
Mabel12:
Saw This On FB Please What Is This Graduate Trying To Explain ?

Actually saw this on facebook and am like could this be an end time graduate lol



This guy is definitely in 2002.
He's in the past
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by MossLuv: 8:26pm On Mar 21, 2016
Do u knw what he studied in university? Speaking grammar does not mean u are learned and not speak good grammar does not mean u are not learned. What matter is to knw what u spent four years in university to study not english..... After all, english is a language and far as language is concern nobody is perfect. An english man can speaks english with errors just as yoruba man can also speak yoruba with errors....................................}
That is a very poor mentality to have. He's a university graduate for Heaven's sake!
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Starboy1986: 8:27pm On Mar 21, 2016
thesicilian:

That is a very poor mentality to have. He's a university graduate for Heaven's sake!
so because he is a university graduate then you need to down grade him base on how he write. Come to think can you read because if you do you will know the difference between God and god. To me he did just fine rather than forming to write better but speak poorly
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by wadetaw202: 8:27pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

You are very wrong. She is supposed to be a university graduate and not a tout

Stop covering up mediocrity
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by mevisbleek: 8:27pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

This has nothing to do with been Oyinbo. It's an embarrassment to graduates, an embarrassment to his or her Alma mater and most importantly an embarrassment to the society at large.

This is why employers look at graduates and offer us 30k because they feel that we are half baked. I'm flabbergasted to say the least.

I could not comprehend the message that the writer was trying to pass across.

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Jabioro: 8:28pm On Mar 21, 2016
There is no justification for this kind of grammar to be defended by any sane graduate .,you spent six year in secondary school environment, another good four to five years in high institution, haba! we should stop promoting mediocrity. what is bad is bad it has no other name rather than called it ," worst" .How do you expect him to handle his primary assignment in whatever area he found himself, how will he give situation report by written to his immediate boss...please we all needed stance away for kind expression .

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by cybriz82(m): 8:28pm On Mar 21, 2016
What abt some doctorz wey get hand writtin like say na epilepsy dey worry der hand.comon to write panadol in a straight words wey person go fit read. e go b like wetin bomb dn scatter.
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by AfroKnight: 8:29pm On Mar 21, 2016
When you cheat your way through primary and secondary schools, what else would you know?

Nowadays, parents shamelessly do their children's homework and challenge/insult teachers when their kids fail exams. How would your grown child not struggle with basic things that any 10 year old should have overcome?

Well, he must have been taught by people who cheated through school themselves. You can give only what you have. You teach what you know.

English is the only official language in Nigeria. If you have gone through secondary school and cannot communicate in English then something is wrong.

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Praktikals(m): 8:30pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
and so what? Do u knw d kind of background he had? Even if d university is sopoz to be a learning ground, do u tend to av learnt everything? So, forget it,no one is perfect. Do u knw what education is? Education is what u learn from womb to tomb. So,as far as u exist,u will continue learning. D fact dat he cnt construct simple and correct sentence does not make him an unqualified graduate.
U fit employ that kain pesin for your compini?
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by olagamalin(m): 8:30pm On Mar 21, 2016
You can chat with him ....Classic example of wasted youth.
Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Dynamite02: 8:31pm On Mar 21, 2016
oluwafreshkid:


The fact that Buhari can't govern Nigeria doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a soldier can't shoot a gun doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a policeman can't catch a thief doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that your pastor can't quote any bible verse doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that an electrical engineering graduate can't fix a light bulb doesn't make him unqualified?

Basics bro, basics...very important!
He would be unqualified if he went to the university to study english and literature and comes out speaking jargon

He would be qualified if he studied e.g computer science comes out as a computer wizard and yet speaks such jargon

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 21, 2016
omoyemirally:
and so what? Do u knw d kind of background he had? Even if d university is sopoz to be a learning ground, do u tend to av learnt everything? So, forget it,no one is perfect. Do u knw what education is? Education is what u learn from womb to tomb. So,as far as u exist,u will continue learning. D fact dat he cnt construct simple and correct sentence does not make him an unqualified graduate.

Give it up

You have no case

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Re: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Nobody: 8:34pm On Mar 21, 2016
Please stop making excuses for this graduate...mediocrity is not a thing to be celebrated....

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