₦airaland Forum

frenchwine:
For the love of Christ, all you folks above me still going hard on the crippled as to why he is still wearing the camo are just typifying the average Nigerian.
Daft, dunce, dense and downright idiotic.

How would you after watching the video still have it in you to turn a blind eye to the overbearing military aggression on helpless civilians and instead of criticising the military still criticise the victim.
What's so special about the military camo, isn't it the same camo that other citizens who call themselves celebrities flaunt in their videos and the military turn a blind eye. Isn't it the same camo of other better respected militaries which we go out of the country and feel proud to wear? What da fuq?

Will you just shut da fvckup! No one is above the law, why use your money to buy problem into your life. Even if he is crippled ,Is his brain crippled? Being crippled isnt a good excuse for breaking the law. I saw that dude at old market road off new market road that day close to the fidelity bank......was asking ma self he was an ex military man. He must be outta his mind. For those that myt wanna know,am not a uniform .

Will you just shut da fvckup! No one is above the law, why use your money to buy problem into your life. Even if he is crippled ,Is his brain crippled? Being crippled isnt a good excuse for breaking the law. I saw that dude at old market road off new market road that day close to the fidelity bank......was asking ma self he was an ex military man. He must be outta his mind. For those that myt wanna know,am not a uniform man.

Thisis2raw:
The people that supposed to protect and care about us are the ones killing us

, quote author=GreenMavro post=53242306]Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields -Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,/Computer science,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science or any Arts course?
Can the person speak English fluently?
Can they write well?
Do they have computer skills?
Okay please say hello to them for me.I just want to wish them Happy Sunday.[/quote]No dey smoke shitta weed again, u no dey hear ............kontinue

JamieNaija:
He featured them, they didnt feature him, Was the song on the album? No. It was scrapped. He can only attend certain interviews. I have to give it to him though, that dude is so talented he is still making waves. One Man Army.

U DESERVE A CHILLED BOTTLE OF ODEKU WITH ISI EWU ............... U R ON POINT

YoungDaddyB:
Overtime, I will expand and then increase pay as you said in relation to trust. Thanks yo

Bro pls am planning on opening a barbing salon in few weeks time......will appreciate your advise ,kindly drop your whatsapp digits.this is mine.....07069592225

Kobicove:
In jewelry business you would have to deal with a lot of bad debts unlike a barber shop where you get your money immediately...

But then it also depends on your risk appetite.

Having a barber shop also has its downsides, you need to monitor 'sales' closely otherwise your workers will steal you blind!

WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING? WHAT HAPPEN TO CCTV ?

Mr Seun and Lalasticlala please help me

chigoizie7:
Just pray I won't be the one u will slap, because I will not slap u back, I will simply punch ur mouth, atleast 4 tooth from up and den 5 from down go commot

U must be a stand up comedian

Poor Management team, will they claim dey dont see all dis negative news allover abt them every time.

Open a mega and classy unisex beauty salon with cctv inside.........(classy and at a strategic location)
Open a big bet9ja store in a busy area or bus stop
Invest in sponsoring extra ordinary football talents out of nigeria (my field)
So many i can tell you bro.....reach me on whatsapp 07069592225, got to go now.

But thefront camera is 2.2 mp

The problem with this dude is that he exists.............fish brain creature.

Just sue their ass and they will learn for onc,not the cancelation that is even the ish,but no Information..............Awon Were.

Just the same way i tell people messi should prove himself by coming to EPL.......Pep show us the stuff u made of and lets see

dimade1:
Let me show yow how to make 23 million naira with just $17 ,drop watsapp no or email address

07069592225

how person go fit know the size of the ring sef.......cos I don think taya.......una weh don marry make una advice person abeg.



meanwhyl congrats to the love birds.

LydayBobo:
He met $1 = N118
He left $1 = N260
He met GDP growth of 7.8%
He left GDP growth at 2.3%
He met foreign reserve of $62 billion
He left foreign reserve at negative balance even though he enjoyed oil price at $120 & above.

If this man is your hero, may God reduce ur life desires like ur hero reduced our Naira, our GDP & our foreign reserve & placing the country on a track to recession before he left.

Like Hero Like followers.........

YOU DESERVE A CHILLED GULDER FOR THIS POST

Hip hop singer, Davido, who was advertised to be among the artiste to perform at the just concluded
Festival of India, which took in

Saturday, 13th August 2016, was conspicuously absent.

This did not go down well with some guests who obviously wanted to see him in action.

Indeed, such people think that the inclusion of his name was a fluke, to the extent that some have expressed the opinion online.

The chief organiser, Bolaji Rosiji, also confirmed this.

Although he said

much on the development, other vital sources noted that the contract between the Festival of India and the artiste could run into N7m.


It was gathered that Davido informed them on Friday night, a day to the event, that he was indisposed.

accordingly Orgarnisers communicated Davido’s lawyers, as they hope to get a refund of the fee said to have been paid.

Efforts by our correspondent to speak with the artiste or his manager did not yield fruits.

Calls and messages to his managers phone has not been acknowledged or replied till date.

duni04:
Seconded!

thirded!

duni04:
Seconded!

thirded!

McBrooklyn:
Oga, Swerve Joor!!!



We talking Moneygram and you're talking Instagram . . . You Well So??

I dey feel u pass Weed!

McBrooklyn:
Oga, Swerve Joor!!!



We talking Moneygram and you're talking Instagram . . . You Well So??

I dey feel u pass Weed!

gf-200k, sister 80k

the annoying part is that, na the sister go dey run helter skelter now o. girl friend nt even wife o.

nnamdi1993:
People wey i dey pity na guy wey thier babes dey uni,dem go dey hwz dey beat chest dat she cant do it. At dis level i dey nw,i no fit date babe wey still dey skul ooo, dem go jst use ur heart play pes2016 :-XPeople wey i dey pity na guy wey thier babes dey uni,dem go dey hwz dey beat chest dat she cant do it. At dis level i dey nw,i no fit date babe wey still dey skul ooo, dem go jst use ur heart play pes2016

100% correct.....u deserve a medal for dis.

nnamdi1993:
People wey i dey pity na guy wey thier babes dey uni,dem go dey hwz dey beat chest dat she cant do it. At dis level i dey nw,i no fit date babe wey still dey skul ooo, dem go jst use ur heart play pes2016 :-XPeople wey i dey pity na guy wey thier babes dey uni,dem go dey hwz dey beat chest dat she cant do it. At dis level i dey nw,i no fit date babe wey still dey skul ooo, dem go jst use ur heart play pes2016

100% correct.....u deserve a medal for dis.

waywardpikin:
Let me start by saying that I graduated with a cgpa of 4.09. I'd always been an As and Bs student. Wasn't the most serious but when exams come around I can read the entire note and finish an entire textbook. People in my department always wondered how I did it. Some thought I used to sort lecturers cos I was hardly in class. The only secret was that I partied hard, and read only when it mattered.

The day I was caught with expo was in the second semester of my final year. Our timetable was so jumbled up that some core courses were put together back to back (una sabi as some timetable dey sabi useless). After I finished the exam for that evening by 5pm, I discovered that the next paper was in the morning of the following day. I tried to read the paper but mehn the whole thing just seemed like Greek. Nothing seemed to enter my head. The numerous calculations were threatening to break my head and the owu wey dey knack the son of man that period no get one single joy. It was also the last paper for the semester so, low motivation. That was how the devil whispered to my ears:

'Wayward pikin, tidy expo na! Do am the way you dey do am those days for 100 level.'

'But I no get mind again like those days. This thing fit fail me o,' I replied.

'Oga don't dull yourself na final year you dey. Nothing dey happen,' the devil retorted.

It was the easier option anyway so I tidied my expo. Packed a whole notebook into one tiny sheet of paper.

The next day na so I dey offload my expo into my answer sheet. My heart was racing 'gbugum gbugum gbugum' but I was confident that if I could download my expo into my answer sheet I was guaranteed an A in a 3 unit course.

All of a sudden an invigilator walked up to me and said, 'Pass me your answer sheet.' I passed my answer sheet to him and expertly slid my expo between my question paper.

The invigilator went through my answer sheet with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to pass my question paper. I passed my question paper to him and expertly slid my expo to the floor and stepped on it with my timberland boot. The invigilator went through my question paper with a puzzled expression on his face and then asked me to stand up.

As e come b like say water don dey pass garri, I start to dey cut am eye say make he calm down na. Why him blood too dey hot? With my eyes and a low tone I begged him, 'Please sir... Please sir...'

Na so him voice come increase say, 'I SAID YOU SHOULD STAND UP YOUNG MAN!'

At this point other students were looking in our direction. It seemed like the devil had chosen today of all days to disgrace me. Last paper of my final year exams. What manner of fvckery is this?

'Bros abeg na,' I begged with all the pity I could muster.

'I said STAND UP!!!'

At this point I started weighing my options, as e don dey be like say devil wan use this man to spoil my career. And that was when I did the unthinkable.

With the speed of light, I reached for my expo and stuck the thing in my mouth. Na so the invigilator jump on top chair like Jackie Chan con grab my throat so I no go fit to swallow am.

'Spit it out! I say spit it out!!'

For where. Shey dem dey teach monkey how to jump tree? I swallowed the God-damned thing, next thing I knew the invigilator landed me a very hot slap. As e be say I don confiscate the evidence, that was all I needed. I pushed him off me and turned to face him with ferocity of Sango, Thor and Amadioha combined.

'You slapped me! Why would you slap me? What did I do? How dare you?' I boiled, pointing my fingers in his face because if you touch lecturer dem fit expel you ooo.

'What did you do? You brought expo into an exam hall!'

'Which expo? Did you see me with anything? Why would you slap me?' At this point I was holding my answer sheet and question paper as well as my school recepit and ID card. He tried to collect it from me but I slapped his hand away.

'Oh, you think you're smart? Mr Patrick, come please.'

Mr Patrick came over, a man that didn't take me any course but knew me very well. I was always respectful and greeted him all the time.

'Yes what is it?'

'This boy brought expo to the exam hall.'

'What? You brought expo?'

'No sir I didn't bring anything. I was busy writing my exams next thing I knew this man came here and started harassing me. Next thing I knew he slapped me,' I said, turning to face my assailant with even more anger in my face, 'Why would you slap me?'

'You mean you have the guts to lie to me to my face? Something that you swallowed. I will deal with you today!'

'What swallow? Did you anything in my mouth?' I opened my mouth for all to see.

The speed with which Mr Patrick ran to get exam malpractice form still dey shock me till today. He didn't walk o. HE RAN. As if he had been praying for this day to come. Someone that I thought was my friend lol. I hate him till tomorrow and I never greeted him after that incident. He came back with the form but none of them could get me to sign that form because once you've signed it you have implicated yourself which in my school (don't ask, won't tell) could lead to a fine as high as N70,000 and also expulsion. They all kept trying to collect my answer sheet and receipt and ID card but the way I hold am tight ehn, you go know say na my life I dey fight for.

As I don enter devil trap I might as well fight my way out of it.

'He didn't carry any expo na. Leave him alone!'

'Why would you slap him?'

'Leave him, he's innocent!'

Shouts of support rented the exam hall, it didn't matter that half the students in the exam hall witnessed me swallowing the evidence. Eventually they called the school security to come bundle me and lock me up. When the security detail arrived and they saw me, their hands fall. They were people I knew and I used to tip them and buy them drinks every now and then. Besides, I wasn't the kind of guy that causes trouble.

Anyway I wasn't allowed to write the exam again, and that was how I quickly boarded a shuttle bus back to my off campus apartment before any more stories that touch comes into play. To say that I was embarrassed and pained by everything that happened is saying the least, but I am thankful that I had the good sense to not fill the exam malpractice form. When the results came out, that particular course showed up as a missing script.

That incident cost me an extra semester in uni which I would just approximate to an extra year. It wasn't funny but now I can laugh lol.

Over to you guys. Have you ever been caught with expo before?

#Wayward Pikin

CC seun lalasticlala Fynestboi Richiez olawalebabs

Am sure dis happened in EKSU

bigW:
Have you done d research and 100% right dat she takes cannabis? have you seen her smoke it? does David smoke cannabis? Does he show example as a good father? does he being rich make him a good parent?

because you are talking like you wia Dis yle all dis wia do playing out

I don't care about david's riches, neither am I saying david smoking is good either.....all na their problem .......my ish is a nursing mother smoking, and when I post evidence that she does , u go rest na.....c u soon

bigW:
Have you done d research and 100% right dat she takes cannabis? have you seen her smoke it? does David smoke cannabis? Does he show example as a good father? does he being rich make him a good parent?

because you are talking like you wia Dis yle all dis wia do playing out

I don't care about david's riches, neither am I saying david smoking is good either.....all na their problem .......my ish is a nursing mother smoking, and when I post evidence that she does , u ho rest na.....c u soon

shuggah:
which official record showed that bro..haba what if this girl was ur sis...or dont u knw that a lie could be made up to cover up d truth

sis ma foot....you shouldn't complain since u too loose to open ur legs before seeing a ring.......many mumus will say the fame and money couldn't be resisted. story for tge Gods.

Naijagirltalks:
Davido also smokes

I don't have a problem with davido smoking, if he like make he smoke a whole tree and not weed sef, its his headache, but a lady smoking while nursing a baby shows she is stack raving mad......she wan kill the baby b that na.

MrLexander:
I went through this post on instagram and also davidos own gist about the bruhaha .. baby mama baby papa ish.. and the most annoying part of it all is that lots of davidos fans strted takings sides and rendering curses on this man like dey knew the real gist behind this whole story.. pple are just quick to judge. Cos its davido or what? What if dos shits davido typed aint true? What if it was to get cheap pity from masses? How can you take someones kid to travel witout telling her or letting her know.. cos dele momodu got power too just like d dad.. lols. Power and connection don jam.. hes now frustrated

oga do your research and read well before u start saying thrash on social media......cannabis was found in the blood of the baby , due to the baby mama's heavy smoking. .......if dele momodu truly cares , then he should clean her up take her off the street first.......she is just a gold digger, and dele momodu's eye service is too much.he should help dat poor gal financially as a good uncle since her dad is late and stop his childish attitude.Am suprised dat is dele that even posted the ish first and not the small davido........Momodu fall my hand, no be small.

Real Madrid should just sign the guy ............case closed.

Please am working towards being a registered Fifa Agent/Intermediary,but really need advise on how to link players to Potential clubs....

Have made some research online regarding that but haven't gotten an handful information, Please anyone with a useful information.