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Celebrities / Re: I Had An Ere*ction, But I Didn ’t Penetrate Her – Lord Paper Says by olamik123(m): 12:42pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
Eleyi Ogi di gan... konji 1 Like |
Investment / Re: Nigerians Ignore SEC's Warning On MMM, Say "MMM Is Not A Scam" by olamik123(m): 1:52pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
Government and SEC deprived you of diving into the wealth from bitcoin, is that fair? Banks will be like, your money is safe with us, and my question is, is our money really safe? They use our money (because without u and I, nothing like bank) to give loans to companies and make huge interest, if they are giving me 5% monthly, i won’t be shouting instead they charge me for using my money for business. Billing you unnecessary charges and the worse part of it is that you can’t talk, even if you do, who will hear you? Bank will send you a credit alert or interest alert of #0.50k and charge #4 for the sms. And you said that one is not a legalized scam (you are wicked). Politicians will be like vote for us, when you vote for us, we will do this do that. Your vote counts. Liars, the worst scams ever seen are the politicians, deceivers. The less privilege are the ones languishing in poverty but you are there living in luxuries, you denied us from going to the best schools because of the high fees but your children are in the best school outside the country. And you think you are not a scam? You are deceiving yourself. School will be like read your book and make sure you pass very well so that you can get a good job, where is the job? 6Years in primary, 6yrs secondary school that is if you didn’t repeat any class then 4 yrs in tertiary institution as the case may be plus another 1yr of youth service and after all these years no job to be found and you said that is not a scam? You subscribe to DSTV, after you might have paid your NEPA bill of which you only get light in the middle of the night around 1am -5am, tell me who want to use the light? And DSTV management could not even pause the operation for you since you are not using the service, that is non of their business and at the end of the month, NEPA will still come with an estimated bill of which you can’t shout, if you do, they will cut your wire and assume you did nothing to it for a month, you still pay for that month despite you didn’t use light and when you want to reconnect, you will pay reconnection fee. is that not a scam? If I should continue disclosing all their scams, facebook won’t be enough to accommodate it. We have been in this slavery long enough, we can’t take it any more. It is obvious they do not want the average man to live the better life that we suppose to. MMM has come to stay and not SEC nor Government can stop it They said MMM is a scam, yes we know is a ponzi scheme, yes we are aware of that is a fraud, yeeeessss we know about that also Ah, the founder is a thief, yes we read about that, we even read that he was jailed, and so what? MMM is too risky (Abeg shut up that dirty mouth) I’ve been taking risk since i was born, living in Nigeria (where there is no security, if its not boko haram today, it will be fulani herdsmen or some stupid avengers and their kinsmen kidnappers etc) is the greatest risk one can take and if i have been living in it for more than 40yrs with the risk attached, i tell you the truth, i can overcome any risk. We are risk takers We are scammers We are ponzians We are Mavrodian We are MMM 456 Likes 55 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Type Of Friends Man Should Avoid by olamik123(m): 7:20am On Sep 10, 2016 |
Type Of Friends Man Should Avoid Friends are very important. Infact science has found that people without friends are more likely to die an early death. Choosing your friends wisely is also important because some friends are just annoying and come with problems. Here are 6 kinds of friends no man needs in his life 1. THE FRIEND WHO IS ALWAYS BROKE We all get broke sometimes but it’s a problem if you are broke all the time. Having a friend who is broke all the time is a no, no. You have your own life to live and you just can’t spend all your time fixing his problems. No man needs a friend who is always broke to buy himself a bottle of beer and expects you to buy him a bottle always. 2. THE FRIEND WHO TRIES TO SLEEP WITH OUR GIRLFRIEND Some guys are just goats in human skin. Why will my friend want to sleep with my girlfriend? There is no point having a friend I can’t trust with my girlfriend. Guys who go behind you to flirt with your girlfriend aren’t worthy to be called friends. 3. THE FRIEND WHO IS ALWAYS DRUNK Getting drunk as teenagers was cool but we can’t continue that lifestyle as adults. No man needs a friend who does nothing with his spare time but drink. While drinking sometimes isn’t bad, we should also use our free time as friends to do something productive. 4. THE FRIEND WHO WILL NEVER HELP YOU OUT IN TIME OF NEED A friend who can’t help me out when I am in need shouldn’t be called my friend. Some guys are just annoying. They will prefer to buy you bottles of beer than help you out when you are in need. A friend who is there for you when you are in need is a friend indeed. 5. THE FRIEND WHO GOSSIPS The problem with having a friend who gossips about other people with you is that they will most likely talk about you with others. I always thought gossiping was for ladies but it seems guys are catching up real quick. No man needs a friend who gossips. 6. THE FRIEND WHO NEVER CHECKS ON YOU I expect my friend to check on me from time to time just as I do same. A friend who never calls me to check on me isn’t considered a friend. Some guys would never call to check on you. The only time they call is probably when they need a favour from you. |
Phones / Re: Why Is Everybody Selling Their Tecno Camon C9 by olamik123(m): 6:35am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Most of them want to use the money for mmmí ½í²¯ í ½í± 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Common Wrong Reasons To Get Married by olamik123(m): 6:23am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Common Wrong Reasons To Get Married If you want to get marry think about this things i will list below and think about it Number 10 is important i love the way it was wrote because its common among Men and Women COMMON WRONG REASONS TO GET MARRIED For most people, getting married is one of the hallmarks in their lives and they can’t just wait for that special day to come. It’s so nice to finally get married, but do you know there are wrong reasons to get married? When you get married for the wrong reasons, the chances of your marriage working are really slim. John Dumelo took to his Instagram page to talk about this and I must confess I love the wrong reasons he gave not to get married. If you want to get married, make sure you don’t get married due to any of the reasons below. Below are 10 wrong reasons to get married 1. Don’t marry for s*x. 2. Don’t marry because you are of age. 3. Don’t marry because you are getting old. 4. Don’t marry because you are lonely. 5. Don’t marry because you need someone to support you financially. 6. Don’t marry because you mistakenly got pregnant. 7. Don’t marry because you don’t want to lose the person. 8. Don’t marry because of family pressures. 9. Don’t marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see. 10. Don’t marry because all your friends are getting married. But get married because you are in love, get married cos he or she is your best friend and when that love is no more, he or she can still make you smile. Make sure you don’t get trapped into marrying for the wrong reasons. |
Romance / 9 Funny But True Facts About The Human Pen!s by olamik123(m): 3:25pm On Aug 15, 2016 |
9 Funny But True Facts
About The Human Pen!s
The most important feature that distinguishes a man
from a woman is his private part, or his Pen1s. The
human pen1s has a lot of history which people are
oblivious to, If you think because you’re a guy and you
own a pen1s and that makes you a pen1s expert then
think again because here are some pen1s facts I’m
sure you never knew of.
1. DEAD PEOPLE CAN GET ERECTIONS
Yes, you read that right. This occurrence has been
recorded in history and is called “angel lust” or “death
erection.” Death erection often occurs to people who
die from hanging, whether by suicide or as a means of
execution. Death erection is caused by the noose
applying pressure to the cerebellum, which stimulates
the right nerves, and provokes an erection.
2. FETUSES ALSO GET ERECTIONS TOO
Yes, inside a woman’s womb. While pregnant. Fetal
erections are, apparently, caused by testosterone
surges within a little guy’s body.
3. ALL P3NISES START OUT AS CL1TORIS
Don’t give me that look. All joysticks started as a
clitor1s; while the fetus is developing inside the
mother’s womb, the body develops this area as a
clitor1s, until your Y chromosome triggers the right sex
hormones to cause it to develop into a pen1s.
4.CIRCUMCISED GUYS HAVE LESS CHANCES OF
GETTING HIV
The foreskin contains an abundant number of
Langerhans cells, which are easily infected by HIV.
Not a reason to be careless.
5. HUMANS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS WHO LACK
PEN1S BONES
Yes, there is such a thing. For those who have just
encountered this fact, get this: all other placental
mammals possess a pen1s bone, which assists in
prolonged sexual intercourse. As humans evolved, we
somehow lost this skeletal feature, since our more
advanced *and selective* mating behavior dictates
that we won’t need one anymore. Just imagine how
long you could last if we still had penis bones.
6. THE HUMAN PEN1S USE TO HAVE SPINES
This is another feature lost to many years of evolution.
Penile spines, like those found in domestic cats, serve
to stimulate ovulation during withdrawal *after
intercourse*, with the secondary role of scraping the
semen of previous copulations. We lost this because
our species tends to find more permanent mates, and
we grew less promiscuous–than cats, that is. And
yeah, it did kind of make intercourse painful for
females.
7 . SOME PEOPLE HAVE TWO PEN1SES
You might have heard or read about that guy from
Reddit—and we can tell you that he’s not kidding.
There’s a rare condition called Diphallia, where a guy
can develop two functioning joysticks! Talk about
lucky?
8. THE PEN11S CAN BREAK
Despite our species losing the penis bone, the human
penis is still prone to breakage, either from an injury or
from rough sex. This is often serious and requires
immediate medical attention.
9. SIZE ACTUALLY MATTERS
Especially for men themselves, who tend to be
conscious about the size of their pen1s. The global
size average falls in the 3-4 inch mark, with extremes
falling to North Korea, producing the shortest average
penile length measuring a mere 3.8 inches, and the
African Republic of Congo, which bags the top penile
length average with a whopping 7.1 inches!.. they
must probably skipped Nigeria in the survey out of
fear of terrorists because if they did we would have
beaten Congo in size. 4 Likes |
Education / Re: Lautech Releases 2016/2017 Admission Screening Result by olamik123(m): 8:52am On Aug 13, 2016 |
I checked my cousin own buh pending |
Phones / Re: Take A Look At This Picture And Guess What They Are Doing With Their Phones by olamik123(m): 9:59am On Aug 10, 2016 |
Man go survive nah |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Erisco Foods Limited 2016 Recruitment (97 Positions) by olamik123(m): 9:41am On Aug 10, 2016 |
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NYSC / Re: Corper In Bum Short Khaki And Boot by olamik123(m): 9:38am On Aug 10, 2016 |
[quote author=olamik123 Her Breast Name Nah Eclipse |
NYSC / Re: Corper In Bum Short Khaki And Boot by olamik123(m): 9:37am On Aug 10, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Pdp's Markarfi's Committee Waylays OBASANJO (picture) by olamik123(m): 9:10am On Aug 06, 2016 |
Same bird on d same featherí ½í±Obasanjo Ebora gbogbo Nigeria |
Career / Re: Meet The Young Nigerian Who Is Rated As One Of The Best Cook/baker In Dubai by olamik123(m): 5:38pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Good For Him ;DGood For Him |
Education / Re: List Of Universities Currently On Strike Or Closed Indefinitely by olamik123(m): 10:32am On Jul 15, 2016 |
Reopen Lautech
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Education / Re: List Of Universities Currently On Strike Or Closed Indefinitely by olamik123(m): 7:09am On Jul 15, 2016 |
#Reopen Lautech
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Politics / Re: Buhari Facilitates With Oladunni Oyewumi Ajagungbade The Soun Of Ogbomoso At 90 by olamik123(m): 8:03am On May 27, 2016 |
That is my king..... Hbd baba 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Jamil At A Pool In Dubai by olamik123(m): 1:22pm On May 26, 2016 |
I juz love Tiwa.... Ride on God is with u
I juz love Tiwa.... Ride on God is with u 7 Likes |
Phones / Re: See How I Was Scammed In Computer Village Today by olamik123(m): 5:02pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
Nah One Chance Be that ooo |
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Pastor In Terms Of Message Delivering? by olamik123(m): 1:24pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
Revd Dr Olusegun Ige Of Olaoluwa Baptist Church Ogbomoso |
Phones / Re: Cheapest Data Plans For Android, IOS And PC Users In April 2016 by olamik123(m): 10:57am On Apr 04, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Valentine Drinking: Lady Urinates On Herself (Photo) by olamik123(m): 11:37pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
Her pussy don Lana... She 4gt to wear pampas |
NYSC / Re: Inside Cross River NYSC 'Orientation Camp' (Photos) by olamik123(m): 7:49am On Nov 03, 2015 |
Obubra camp very worst.... that's wia I served |
Politics / Re: Update On Diepreye Alamieyeseigha’s Death by olamik123(m): 7:39pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
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Phones / Re: The Best Smartphone That Costs Less Than 25K by olamik123(m): 5:43pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
just go for infinix hot note, simply d best for nw...... am using it nd it so lovely.... d battery life is 100% OK camera e nah bam |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 26th September 2015 by olamik123(m): 2:30pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Leicester will surely flog arsenal today...... sure game |
Politics / Re: People Stone Saraki At Ilorin Eid Praying Ground - Newsrescue.com by olamik123(m): 12:39pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
I don't believe dizz...... |
Politics / Re: CCT: Court Orders Saraki's Arrest by olamik123(m): 3:08pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
This is the work of tinubu |
Phones / Re: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by olamik123(m): 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Nice write up..... am enjoying my infinix hot note...... |
Phones / Re: MTN Bans Illegally Pre-registered SIMS (Photos) by olamik123(m): 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
Nawaoooo..... make dem block my line nd I port to other networks.... Shey nah only Mtn waka cum ni? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Olamide, Patoranking, Kiss Daniel Others Battle For Plot Of Land In Lekki by olamik123(m): 1:20pm On Aug 28, 2015 |
baddo noni baddo noni |
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