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Celebrities / Re: I Had An Ere*ction, But I Didn ’t Penetrate Her – Lord Paper Says by olamik123(m): 12:42pm On Sep 14, 2016
Eleyi Ogi di gan... konji

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Investment / Re: Nigerians Ignore SEC's Warning On MMM, Say "MMM Is Not A Scam" by olamik123(m): 1:52pm On Sep 12, 2016
Government and SEC deprived you of diving into the wealth from bitcoin, is that fair?
Banks will be like, your money is safe with us, and my question is, is our money really safe? They use our money (because without u and I, nothing like bank) to give loans to companies and make huge interest, if they are giving me 5% monthly, i won’t be shouting instead they charge me for using my money for business. Billing you unnecessary charges and the worse part of it is that you can’t talk, even if you do, who will hear you? Bank will send you a credit alert or interest alert of #0.50k and charge #4 for the sms. And you said that one is not a legalized scam (you are wicked).
Politicians will be like vote for us, when you vote for us, we will do this do that. Your vote counts. Liars, the worst scams ever seen are the politicians, deceivers. The less privilege are the ones languishing in poverty but you are there living in luxuries, you denied us from going to the best schools because of the high fees but your children are in the best school outside the country. And you think you are not a scam? You are deceiving yourself.
School will be like read your book and make sure you pass very well so that you can get a good job, where is the job? 6Years in primary, 6yrs secondary school that is if you didn’t repeat any class then 4 yrs in tertiary institution as the case may be plus another 1yr of youth service and after all these years no job to be found and you said that is not a scam?
You subscribe to DSTV, after you might have paid your NEPA bill of which you only get light in the middle of the night around 1am -5am, tell me who want to use the light? And DSTV management could not even pause the operation for you since you are not using the service, that is non of their business and at the end of the month, NEPA will still come with an estimated bill of which you can’t shout, if you do, they will cut your wire and assume you did nothing to it for a month, you still pay for that month despite you didn’t use light and when you want to reconnect, you will pay reconnection fee. is that not a scam?
If I should continue disclosing all their scams, facebook won’t be enough to accommodate it.
We have been in this slavery long enough, we can’t take it any more. It is obvious they do not want the average man to live the better life that we suppose to.
MMM has come to stay and not SEC nor Government can stop it
They said MMM is a scam, yes we know
is a ponzi scheme, yes we are aware of that
is a fraud, yeeeessss we know about that also
Ah, the founder is a thief, yes we read about that, we even read that he was jailed, and so what?
MMM is too risky (Abeg shut up that dirty mouth)
I’ve been taking risk since i was born, living in Nigeria (where there is no security, if its not boko haram today, it will be fulani herdsmen or some stupid avengers and their kinsmen kidnappers etc) is the greatest risk one can take and if i have been living in it for more than 40yrs with the risk attached, i tell you the truth, i can overcome any risk.
We are risk takers
We are scammers
We are ponzians
We are Mavrodian
We are MMM

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Nairaland / General / Type Of Friends Man Should Avoid by olamik123(m): 7:20am On Sep 10, 2016
Type Of Friends Man Should Avoid

Friends are very important. Infact science has found that people without friends are more likely to die an early death.

Choosing your friends wisely is also important because some friends are just annoying and come with problems.

Here are 6 kinds of friends no man needs in his life

1. THE FRIEND WHO IS ALWAYS BROKE

We all get broke sometimes but it’s a problem if you are broke all the time. Having a friend who is broke all the time is a no, no. You have your own life to live and you just can’t spend all your time fixing his problems. No man needs a friend who is always broke to buy himself a bottle of beer and expects you to buy him a bottle always.

2. THE FRIEND WHO TRIES TO SLEEP WITH OUR GIRLFRIEND

Some guys are just goats in human skin. Why will my friend want to sleep with my girlfriend? There is no point having a friend I can’t trust with my girlfriend. Guys who go behind you to flirt with your girlfriend aren’t worthy to be called friends.

3. THE FRIEND WHO IS ALWAYS DRUNK

Getting drunk as teenagers was cool but we can’t continue that lifestyle as adults. No man needs a friend who does nothing with his spare time but drink. While drinking sometimes isn’t bad, we should also use our free time as friends to do something productive.

4. THE FRIEND WHO WILL NEVER HELP YOU OUT IN TIME OF NEED

A friend who can’t help me out when I am in need shouldn’t be called my friend. Some guys are just annoying. They will prefer to buy you bottles of beer than help you out when you are in need. A friend who is there for you when you are in need is a friend indeed.

5. THE FRIEND WHO GOSSIPS

The problem with having a friend who gossips about other people with you is that they will most likely talk about you with others. I always thought gossiping was for ladies but it seems guys are catching up real quick. No man needs a friend who gossips.

6. THE FRIEND WHO NEVER CHECKS ON YOU

I expect my friend to check on me from time to time just as I do same. A friend who never calls me to check on me isn’t considered a friend. Some guys would never call to check on you. The only time they call is probably when they need a favour from you.
Phones / Re: Why Is Everybody Selling Their Tecno Camon C9 by olamik123(m): 6:35am On Sep 06, 2016
Most of them want to use the money for mmm💯 👆

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Nairaland / General / Common Wrong Reasons To Get Married by olamik123(m): 6:23am On Sep 06, 2016
Common Wrong Reasons To Get Married

If you want to get marry think about this things i will list below and think about it

Number 10 is important i love the way it was wrote because its common among Men and Women

COMMON WRONG REASONS TO GET MARRIED


For most people, getting married is one of the hallmarks in their lives and they can’t just wait for that special day to come. It’s so nice to finally get married, but do you know there are wrong reasons to get married? When you get married for the wrong reasons, the chances of your marriage working are really slim. John Dumelo took to his Instagram page to talk about this and I must confess I love the wrong reasons he gave not to get married. If you want to get married, make sure you don’t get married due to any of the reasons below.

Below are 10 wrong reasons to get married

1. Don’t marry for s*x.

2. Don’t marry because you are of age.

3. Don’t marry because you are getting old.

4. Don’t marry because you are lonely.

5. Don’t marry because you need someone to support you financially.

6. Don’t marry because you mistakenly got pregnant.

7. Don’t marry because you don’t want to lose the person.

8. Don’t marry because of family pressures.

9. Don’t marry because you like the idea of marriage and admire every wedding gown you see.

10. Don’t marry because all your friends are getting married.

But get married because you are in love, get married cos he or she is your best friend and when that love is no more, he or she can still make you smile.

Make sure you don’t get trapped into marrying for the wrong reasons.
Romance / 9 Funny But True Facts About The Human Pen!s by olamik123(m): 3:25pm On Aug 15, 2016
9 Funny But True Facts About The Human Pen!s The most important feature that distinguishes a man from a woman is his private part, or his Pen1s. The human pen1s has a lot of history which people are oblivious to, If you think because you’re a guy and you own a pen1s and that makes you a pen1s expert then think again because here are some pen1s facts I’m sure you never knew of. 1. DEAD PEOPLE CAN GET ERECTIONS Yes, you read that right. This occurrence has been recorded in history and is called “angel lust” or “death erection.” Death erection often occurs to people who die from hanging, whether by suicide or as a means of execution. Death erection is caused by the noose applying pressure to the cerebellum, which stimulates the right nerves, and provokes an erection. 2. FETUSES ALSO GET ERECTIONS TOO Yes, inside a woman’s womb. While pregnant. Fetal erections are, apparently, caused by testosterone surges within a little guy’s body. 3. ALL P3NISES START OUT AS CL1TORIS Don’t give me that look. All joysticks started as a clitor1s; while the fetus is developing inside the mother’s womb, the body develops this area as a clitor1s, until your Y chromosome triggers the right sex hormones to cause it to develop into a pen1s. 4.CIRCUMCISED GUYS HAVE LESS CHANCES OF GETTING HIV The foreskin contains an abundant number of Langerhans cells, which are easily infected by HIV. Not a reason to be careless. 5. HUMANS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS WHO LACK PEN1S BONES Yes, there is such a thing. For those who have just encountered this fact, get this: all other placental mammals possess a pen1s bone, which assists in prolonged sexual intercourse. As humans evolved, we somehow lost this skeletal feature, since our more advanced *and selective* mating behavior dictates that we won’t need one anymore. Just imagine how long you could last if we still had penis bones. 6. THE HUMAN PEN1S USE TO HAVE SPINES This is another feature lost to many years of evolution. Penile spines, like those found in domestic cats, serve to stimulate ovulation during withdrawal *after intercourse*, with the secondary role of scraping the semen of previous copulations. We lost this because our species tends to find more permanent mates, and we grew less promiscuous–than cats, that is. And yeah, it did kind of make intercourse painful for females. 7 . SOME PEOPLE HAVE TWO PEN1SES You might have heard or read about that guy from Reddit—and we can tell you that he’s not kidding. There’s a rare condition called Diphallia, where a guy can develop two functioning joysticks! Talk about lucky? 8. THE PEN11S CAN BREAK Despite our species losing the penis bone, the human penis is still prone to breakage, either from an injury or from rough sex. This is often serious and requires immediate medical attention. 9. SIZE ACTUALLY MATTERS Especially for men themselves, who tend to be conscious about the size of their pen1s. The global size average falls in the 3-4 inch mark, with extremes falling to North Korea, producing the shortest average penile length measuring a mere 3.8 inches, and the African Republic of Congo, which bags the top penile length average with a whopping 7.1 inches!.. they must probably skipped Nigeria in the survey out of fear of terrorists because if they did we would have beaten Congo in size.

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Education / Re: Lautech Releases 2016/2017 Admission Screening Result by olamik123(m): 8:52am On Aug 13, 2016
I checked my cousin own buh pending
Phones / Re: Take A Look At This Picture And Guess What They Are Doing With Their Phones by olamik123(m): 9:59am On Aug 10, 2016
Man go survive nah
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Erisco Foods Limited 2016 Recruitment (97 Positions) by olamik123(m): 9:41am On Aug 10, 2016
Thanks For diz info👆👆
NYSC / Re: Corper In Bum Short Khaki And Boot by olamik123(m): 9:38am On Aug 10, 2016
[quote author=olamik123 Her Breast Name Nah Eclipse
NYSC / Re: Corper In Bum Short Khaki And Boot by olamik123(m): 9:37am On Aug 10, 2016
eph12:
Breast looks good though
Politics / Re: Pdp's Markarfi's Committee Waylays OBASANJO (picture) by olamik123(m): 9:10am On Aug 06, 2016
Same bird on d same feather👆Obasanjo Ebora gbogbo Nigeria
Career / Re: Meet The Young Nigerian Who Is Rated As One Of The Best Cook/baker In Dubai by olamik123(m): 5:38pm On Aug 03, 2016
Good For Him ;DGood For Him
Education / Re: List Of Universities Currently On Strike Or Closed Indefinitely by olamik123(m): 10:32am On Jul 15, 2016
Reopen Lautech

Education / Re: List Of Universities Currently On Strike Or Closed Indefinitely by olamik123(m): 7:09am On Jul 15, 2016
#Reopen Lautech

Politics / Re: Buhari Facilitates With Oladunni Oyewumi Ajagungbade The Soun Of Ogbomoso At 90 by olamik123(m): 8:03am On May 27, 2016
That is my king..... Hbd baba

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Jamil At A Pool In Dubai by olamik123(m): 1:22pm On May 26, 2016
I juz love Tiwa.... Ride on God is with u smileyI juz love Tiwa.... Ride on God is with u

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Phones / Re: See How I Was Scammed In Computer Village Today by olamik123(m): 5:02pm On Apr 26, 2016
Nah One Chance Be that ooo
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Pastor In Terms Of Message Delivering? by olamik123(m): 1:24pm On Apr 24, 2016
Revd Dr Olusegun Ige Of Olaoluwa Baptist Church Ogbomoso
Phones / Re: Cheapest Data Plans For Android, IOS And PC Users In April 2016 by olamik123(m): 10:57am On Apr 04, 2016
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Romance / Re: Valentine Drinking: Lady Urinates On Herself (Photo) by olamik123(m): 11:37pm On Feb 15, 2016
Her pussy don Lana... She 4gt to wear pampas
NYSC / Re: Inside Cross River NYSC 'Orientation Camp' (Photos) by olamik123(m): 7:49am On Nov 03, 2015
Obubra camp very worst.... that's wia I served
Politics / Re: Update On Diepreye Alamieyeseigha’s Death by olamik123(m): 7:39pm On Oct 10, 2015
Vanity upon Vanity***** RIP# Iku ya jü esin lor :-XVanity upon Vanity***** RIP# Iku ya jü esin lor
Phones / Re: The Best Smartphone That Costs Less Than 25K by olamik123(m): 5:43pm On Sep 27, 2015
just go for infinix hot note, simply d best for nw...... am using it nd it so lovely.... d battery life is 100% OK camera e nah bam
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 26th September 2015 by olamik123(m): 2:30pm On Sep 26, 2015
Leicester will surely flog arsenal today...... sure game
Politics / Re: People Stone Saraki At Ilorin Eid Praying Ground - Newsrescue.com by olamik123(m): 12:39pm On Sep 24, 2015
I don't believe dizz......
Politics / Re: CCT: Court Orders Saraki's Arrest by olamik123(m): 3:08pm On Sep 18, 2015
This is the work of tinubu
Phones / Re: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by olamik123(m): 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2015
Nice write up..... am enjoying my infinix hot note......
Phones / Re: MTN Bans Illegally Pre-registered SIMS (Photos) by olamik123(m): 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2015
Nawaoooo..... make dem block my line nd I port to other networks.... Shey nah only Mtn waka cum ni?

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide, Patoranking, Kiss Daniel Others Battle For Plot Of Land In Lekki by olamik123(m): 1:20pm On Aug 28, 2015
baddo noni smileybaddo noni

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