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pls help guys, anytime i open internet explorer, it freezes after a while and says not responding.i have to close it before i can start browsing all over again

go and buy a dell and get a life, 7hrs word processing, 5hrs internet surfing

@ poster, 1. the babe doesn't respect you.
2.you will contend with promiscuity with her all life long, girls like that enjoy so many man's thing ,my dear if you dont mind a broken home or divorce or sudden death,OPEN SESAME

@ poster, DELL is the best laptop internationally,my p3 fell from the stairs and all that happened was that it couldn't close perfectly.i still browse super with it,now i have a dell d513,batterry 6hrs and the best of mercantability, DELL surely is the baba.

@ poster and all, hi guys, my bros just sent me a DELL D531,with vista basic,i installed avast anti virus,it later said something was wrong with one driver,i tried to install my starcomms dial up through a friend that has been doing it for people in my neighbourhood, no way( i currently browse with my starcomms on my p3, infact to shut down became a problem.at the beginnig,it said windows could not recognise the starcooms disc,me am tired of VISTA,any body to help please.

@ uchesandy, do you understand the meaning of online application,and you were raining abuses on the poor guy,shame on you.

my bro it does,but to find it,you have to search carefully,cos its more difficult than searching for gold

are you sure you are not jobless

@ poster,the girl love you but she is a matured and independent babe, what you will do is simple,don't call until she does,infact don't bother about until she showss some concern,she will come over at last.

i am sure,you want your babe to wear a good jeans,nice top,sexy bra and g-strings, nice shoes, look good,hair and all, and you will want to sleep with her,and am sure you want everything free,well guess what?FREE THINGS ARE ONLY IN PARADISE,SO TAKE A HIKE.

@shegirl, if you are interested,send the dude a mail.

delilah, dreamcast, and now i don't bother to save it

@ poster,Girl your man does not really mean 5yrs,all he is trying to say is that he needs time to be sure he is not making the greatest mistake he could ever do,don't be too eager,just show him love(make sure you don't use condom ) but seriously you have to prove to him that you are the best woman in the world for him,he surely wii want to marry you.

@poster, so you now want to ridicule your sorry arse,boy get it she's in love with another man and whether you have feeelings as big as the ocean, that won't matter now,GO AND LOOK FOR YOUR OWN,YOUR ERA HAS PASSED.

@ all the pretenders (girls),why can't you be honest for a second.I bet all of you will remove the panties before the guy gives the command.he is not too hot,he is just okay,he is this and that,fake people,fake thinking,no wonder everything in this country is fake.

@ poster, the condom did what? men don't fret,we all get to die of something,see you in hell.

handsome,be a sport, i bet you if you applied for a visa from her embassy now, you will get it,now is your chance,take it.

did i type send instead of SAID, I must be going bunkers

@ ebube,wrote the bankphb test in August also but i have not heard shit since,the agency then send we will know our result within 2 weeks but nothing till now, about the stanbic ibtc,try and put pressure on your insider,all the best.

@ poster take the advice of gold,women know their ways

@poster common go and ask her again and prepare well too,now the battle will be easier,you know how to conquer and when you succeed,go for the kill and our soul is yours forever,its going to be easy now,enjoy.

@poster, you guyz have something in common,make the most out of your relationship and be best of pals.

@ poster, i think its best you guys move on now,my babe of five years have been cheating on me since ages and i have also,we both know and laugh over it and can't let go because there is just something that connects us,but have been thinking seriously can i marry her?my friends,family,even my enemies say hell no,thats where the problem is.breaking up is inevitable and better,all the best.

@ poster and all standard english fans.nairaland is a forum where people of like minds,hopes and aspirations converge to unwind.its our way of relaxing and spreading the faith that we shall make it,sadly some myopic viewers still view it as an online test and cant let us be,millions of nigerians are unemployed because of warped minds like the poster who have all the certificates in the world but lack the practical skills to translate it into jobs and technological breakthrough.Ever wondered why USA is greater than England and the rest of them,simple they don't give a hoot if you have all the certificates in the world,their motto is if you can do it,come on board,lets take a cue from BILL GATES and MICHEAL DELL and leave ENGLISH FOR THE ENGLISH

@ poster,poor you,end times.take heart