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When you're rich and famous like us, anything you do will turn news.

Nemesis of impatience...
Amadioha didn't pick his call because he stopped paying his dues...

Beautiful and Brainful women. They are using their brains accordingly.

Up Super, Doper Eagles
Nigeria 2 - 1 Senegal

If am a Police Officer, i'll do the same. It's their duty to serve the people mostly when Money is involved. Sometimes, you've to play a Fool to be able to feed yourself and your family, it doesn't mean you're indeed a fool. The Fantastically rich people I know are very humble...

May God grant him good health

Look is temporal, character is permanent.
In 10-20years time, looks won't keep your relationship, but character/behaviour/personality will.
I'll rather marry the physically ugly woman with excellent attributes here on earth and have an amazing union and Make-Heaven easily; instead of shortening my lifespan because of one Physically beautiful but terrible Obiangelli. Because your Union can make or distabilize you.
Looks fades away, but character doesn't.

Ladies love any guy who is in control. They hate needy guys who lack self-esteem and seeks permission before they take a decision. The Bahd guys have Guts. They act like they don't care even when they do. They have humour, good vibes, swaggz and know how to press a ladies Mumu Button. Act Nice art thy own peril...
Nice Guy: Can I Kiss You?
Bad Guy: ...Jacks Her and Finger her without offloading her Jeans...
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Nice Guy: Please My love, can you come to my Place tomorrow?
Bad Guy: Meet me at home 2moro by 5pm. Help me get a CD on that Chemist at my Junction on your way coming.
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Nice Guy: Wow! You look Beautiful from head to toe on that dress.
Bad Guy: This your Eye lash too much na, you dey go shrine. Take handkachief clean am small jare.
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Nice Guy: Hello swetty, just want to let you know I can't do without you my Love. I miss you so much...
Bad Guy: How far, I dey house. Branch market come prepare stew for me, I dey hungry.
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Nice Guy: Good Morning Sweety, how was your Night? Hope you slept good?
Bad Guy Wetin dey do you? I dey call you, you no dey pick. You be Ogbanje, Call me jare... Hangs up!
NICE GUYS are boring, easily friendzone under a month, BAD GUYS are the Real MVP. They play the Games the way Ladies love it played and surprisingly, the so called church girls can't do without them.

OP, come close to me, oya Konk yourself twice...
How can you be begging an Obiangelli to sleep at your place the first time? It makes you needy, boring, it further portray your low self esteem and register you as a friendzone Ukwa. Only irresponsible and girls with low self esteem will oblige to do that after your begi-begi...
Instead of begging a girl, use words, sensual stimulant and humour to press her mumu button, before she realizes herself, it's already an ODD hour of no return.
Ladies want you to be In-Control and be Unpredictable... Only the GOOD/BAD GUYS know what I mean.

Good news. I love it when I see my country men/women showcase their worth to a global audience.
I pray he excel and I wish him a permanent deal.

Good news coming from our Upper houses of late.
I pray it continues. The "Afonja" Saraki and "Adamu" Dogara get leadership sense!

May his soul rest in peace.

The sweetless and painful thing is that the Educated and Selfish people are the ones falling victim of this Educated-SCAM.
My Landlord almost went like the picture below when he lost all his November Kulele

Just because you've not won any of your BET9JA ticket since May 2016 - January 2017 doesn't mean God is not picking other peoples calls.
Remember the air you breath is not by your Power. Frustrated Gambler at loose... Someone should help me tell LAWMA to lock Mainland Bridge before Ogbeni jump into it...
May be God is about picking your call, and your impatient may just make it Divert to my Phone...

The best description of Lalasticlala right now;

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YES! YES!! YES!!!
It's rare to see this happen in this part of the world. And if it happens, it means her mind has been totally made not to Lose the Guy seeing the qualities he posseses that she crave for.
It's just painful that 99.99% of her type (in this part of the world) are taken forgranted, their hearts broken and shattered to pieces...
I salute her rare Courage though. It's best when a woman Loves you more. She can sacrifice are all just to make you happy

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Nice write up OP.
That No. 1, 3 and 5 are so important. Not only on dating sites/social media, but in all our endeavour. First impression matters too.

Why should a Girl allow s3x on the first day/date/visit. Allowing it shows she has low self-esteem and she also lack self-control. It's never right, no matter the Pressure, except the pervert rape her...

Let's not be Hypocritical.
There's is nothing like Small or Big sin. What is wrong is wrong. If your conscience ain't free with it, stop it.
I don't think any homosapien here is free from the guilt of kissing but trust humans, they are better judge on others case...

Let's see who carry the day.

Who has height really helped in a relationship rather than common sense...
What is the essence of being tall and yet you can't cook a sumptuous Egusi soup and pounded yam for me to enjoy and see you as an Asset to invest in rather you always make me buy extras; extra yards of ankara, extra expenses, extra stretch to kiss... Mbanu, that's wrong investment for me sister.
I still prefare those Short and sensible Obiangellis than Tall and senxlex mofos.

That feeling after you've defeated your enemy Spiritually, Physically and Politically...

Matthew has finally used all his (school) pocket money to Play Bet9ja, and RealMadrid fail to win and qualify as he predicted...

I need not blame him... The persin wey move this topic to front page need;