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Am not the OP of this Topic, it was CULLED from a Speaker elsewhere. I got it, and it blessed me so i just think it will bless more people too on NL. Thank you all for your time!

"Firstly, i want you to know that your happiness is your responsibility. When you tie your happiness to external factors (like other people or situations) you aren't in the director's chair of your own life which won't be good.
The happiest people do not live with a certain set of circumstances, but rather with a certain set of attitudes. Choosing to be positive and grateful for what you have now is going to determine how you’re going to live the rest of your life. So look for something positive about today. Even if you have to look a little harder than usual, it still exists.

Our happiness and confidence are directly proportional to the degree that we (especially singles) surrender our life to God. When you do that, you can know joy and contentment, limiting whatever betide to the insignificant role it deserves. I've noticed that some singles often put conditions on their happiness. They say, "when I get married, then I'll be happy" or "when I have children, then I'll be happy," or "when I have a nice family, a comfortable home, and a fulfilling, high-paying job, then I'll be happy." They make the absence of loneliness or issues as one of the conditions of happiness. We mostly assume that we can't be happy until everything is perfect in our life. It shouldn't be so!

You can create your own happiness with these five tips.


1. Have God. He is the source of happiness. In the presence of God there is fullness of joy and at His right hands pleasures forever


2. Write your achievements. Train your
mind to find the positive by listing your achievements. Write down physical achievements, personal achievements, goals you've met, things you have done, and places you have visited. Too often we spend time thinking about what isn't right with us instead of focusing on
what's right.


3. Decide to make yourself a priority. Show yourself some love by prioritizing your well-being. If you aren't accustomed to making yourself a priority, maybe you have to look into that.


4. Fill your day with things you love. Be
passionate about your vision.


5. Do something new. It's easy to get stuck in routines. You can get renewed energy from trying something you've
never tried before.

Remember: Grieve not the Holy Spirit
(Eph. 4:30). He can only dwell in a joy-filled heart. It is not what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what
you think about it, guard your thought!"

How can i use the Lemon or Orange peel FTC?

The problem is not Distance, it's just a choice she choses.
If what you are saying is the truth, just tell only her Parents before you QUIT the relationship. Give them reasons why you are making the U-Turn. Because it's difficult to change an Adult only God can!

It's wrong for a Man to raise his hand against his wife, no matter the crime the woman commits.
You have to understand women, they are so emotional. Yes! They "talk alot" as some men say. But when a woman continues nagging, it's advisable the man picks his shirt and walk away from the house at that moment just to stop frustration/anger of the man...and return in a later minutes or hours.

Thank you Lord for the perfect qualities You deposited in me during creation and still counting...

I pose in a gungagaguanga mode, to listen/read what My Honourable that is esmorolously Vocalabialistic and esmomutuarilly always in a state of krinkunkrankum would say.... Let me just sit voguestually like a superman that is about to unleashed its lavorocious hennundo.
Oboy, am already sweating from my Navel and Nose in this small one i borrowed from him... Gramma no easy ooo!!!

It's in your hand.
What i will say is that there is TWO SIDES to this your post.
My advice for you if it's TRUE that this thing you said is correct, is to inform the woman that "she is somebody's wife and that you are not a COWARD to sleep with one's wife..... If it persist, threaten her that u will inform the husband. And you have to resist the seduction, no matter what u can, BUT IT'S JUST A CHOICE/DECISION that u have to make



Secondly, on the part of her daughter, i don't think it's right for you two to even be in a relationship because it's too close and this kind of close relationship only involve SEX and nothing else...... So tell both of them that you are not interested simple.



Don't forget that both of them will definitely hate you after you tell them this.
Becareful for the advice you will receive, for some will tell you to go ahead.... Look into the future before you take any action in life bro!!!

These are the various replies from Our Great Mummies:



When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry
for yourself!".



When you ask her where you should
drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."



When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.



When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every day.”



When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person wey take first get two heads abi?”



When she takes the DSTV remote to
work, just to punish you.



When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
If when you tell her you are going to a friend's place and she asks, ''When last
did that friend come here to play with you?



When she asks you if the food is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat her.



When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.



When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.



When she tells you, ''I No kill my mother, so you No Go Kill me''.



When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.



When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house Nkor? Which money did you think was used in buying them ?''

Our mum are the best...
add yours..............

These are various ways our mothers respond to us:


When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry
for yourself!".



When you ask her where you should
drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."



When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.



When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every day.”



When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person wey take first get two heads abi?”



When she takes the DSTV remote to
work, just to punish you.



When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
If when you tell her you are going to a friend's place and she asks, ''When last
did that friend come here to play with you?



When she asks you if the food is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat her.



When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.



When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.



When she tells you, ''I No kill my mother, so you No Go Kill me''.



When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.



When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house Nkor? Which money did you think was used in buying them ?''

But they are the best mothers in the Whlole-Wide-World....thanks Mum
add yours..............

Yes @Richommie LADIES are Emotional Beings, they 'feel' so easy n quick!

In two years, only u date John, Sule, Izu, Seun even Adamu, Ahh you be AIRTEL NETWORK.... Sorry lets leave her alone for now. If asked, some ladies will say ''i discovad he isn't romantic for my liking'' Oyo for you. What is your life like? Is relationship you problem, why can't u just paus and have a rethink and take it slow.... Below is just a summary i think would help your about your Singleness:::


I mean enough of relationship all the time, put a pause for now, the act of been in a relationship always do not allow healing up, know where you fell and most importantly know what God is saying about you...


You don't need to be in relationship all the time that is why there are many heartbreaks here and there, give yourself a break and celebrate your singleness! Being single is a time when a fellow is not in a love relationship with the opposite sex and this should be a must-have period in everyone's life.


Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.


Yes, you need to be on your own for a
while, a time to determine your purpose, to pursue your vision, to acquire skills and knowledge, a time to be you and loving all the whole of you. I was at a program and someone said shedoesn't want to be single and searching, that's a wrong motive. If you end up getting married in such a situation, you will want to be single again because you have missed that part.


Relationship or marriage is not an answer to loneliness, stop attaching your happiness to being in a relationship. There is actually no guarantee that marriage will fix loneliness.


Some married people are incredibly lonely,trapped in awful marriages with no-one to talk to about it. I am not saying marriage is bad, I am saying we shouldn't fall into the pit of marriage-will- solve-my-problems because it won't. Too many single 'Christians' go through life as if their time of singleness is just a parenthesis before their real life begins in marriage. As a result, they delay active involvement in serving Christ or working out purpose, believing that such full-scale working out can wait until they are married. Too wrong, you can't define yourself in marriage. Like I do say; ''be a purposeful fellow'', a partner will be an addition after you have discovered your purpose and celebrate your single period!


Sorry if the thread is too long but i
do hope u don learn something

This post remind me of my "Obiangelli" O sweet Obiangelli. I like Your posts, they are always on Point. Keep it up.

Yes. This what i tell people. Be Pretty and Smart (Brain).
Thanks EroticAngelina for this thread. It's educative and na Open secret.
Remember, am following the ''How to catch guys who want sex with you thread'' too...
It's good to follow follow better people like you jare. Keep it up!!!

@EroticAngelina
You are on point, and your points are Actively true. Remember that itz not everyone who would agree to this, while some will mock it. But i think i learned, she learned and many learned from this post. Don't let the Mockers stop u. Keep it up Beauty!!!

I have learnt alot from this write-up, not as one who is into those acts, but one who was just at a seconds to start the act.
After i read this, i bowed my knees in prayer ''Lord, please help me to live a worthy life desired of you, not of that which men pleases, but You.'' And those words here can stop ringing in my ears ever since. Thanks for those good post... Don't think they are not helping even if 90% of people here mock it. They are making impact and am a testimony of it.
Thanks @kentozybee!!!

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Good Thread!
This Obiangeli is in trouble.
Since this thread don teach me new scope.
God bless you for me Lovelynature........