₦airaland Forum

Ligang:
Had similar experience few years ago.

Met a girl,we chatted for days and decided to meet up,went to pick her at her parent's place but on getting there she told me her little sister wanna get her provision at shoprite that i should chaffuer them and bring her sister back before we go out for our date. mumu me,I agreed.

Got to shoprite,i gentlemanly followed my would be baby & future sister in-law inside the mall. And lo, they were both picking the largest sizes of any thing they laid thier hands on....in my mind I was like wow these babes parent are rich and at least am a lucky dude finally.

Approaching the counter, the little sister said hope am ready to pay for everything they have bought...In my jocular voice i laughed and said she must be kidding until these misfits took it serious.

Trust me a Yoruba boy wey no dey shame,I tear for them right there... raising my voice at them.Jezz we just meeting after some days of chatting online and at a glance of that baskets are bills of more than 20k...Like am ur uncle

Took the intervention of one shoprite staff to calm my nerves down,I was so furious. Left them there,walked outta the mall(Enugu Shoprite) and go wait in d car.

After few minutes,they joined me empty handed!!!

So the sister wasn't actually buying anything! I lambasted the hell outta them while driving them back home, dropped thier lazy asses in thier home and off i go.

She called apologizing but I never set my eye on her after that day.iove men that call the bluff of these hungry, shameless gold diggers, publicly!

This is bad.

hopefulLandlord:
Hope is my name

Ok

hopefulLandlord:
Adeboye is my favourite pastor, he drove a car from Ore to Lagos on empty tank. also for saying anyone not giving him 10% is heading to hell

Johnson Suleiman too who prophesied El Rufai would die but nigguh still dey alive and kicking

Biodun Fatoyinbo for his screwing Ese Walters although we're still awaiting his "Robust Reply"

TB Joshua because, you know, Hillary Clinton is the president of United states

Tim Omotoso for his screwing all the young girls in his church

Kumuyi for his preaching against TV but now broadcasts programmes on that same TV

Oyedepo who slapped a witch, guess the holy spirit in him did not let him realise he was slapping an innocent girl that had poor English understanding

Rev Ezeugo King For burning "sinners" in his Church


Internationally

Peter Poppof for his using earpiece to get information from his workers and presenting it to the audience as prophecy and revealtion

Robert Tilton for his getting prayer requests in envelopes that come with money. he kept all the monies, disposed the prayer requests while telling his audience he prayed individually to every prayer requests

Jim Bakker for raping his assistant and paying her $270,000 to buy her silence

George Alan Rekers for his vehement preachings against homosexuality but was caught paying homosexual men to have sex with him

Tony Alamo for having sex with children while preaching against it when he's on the pulpit

Mike Murdock for saying if you send him $1000 your debts would be wiped out

I know say nah you, you Shud be a landlord now, are you still hoping?

inoki247:
evrytin iz not about religion.. is just a simple logic... like e did not happen to pipul like David, samuel.. in d bible did God leav dem.. samson wey geh just one girl no b girl keel him

You are not making any sense to me (speaking for myself). What is bad is bad.

inoki247:
it only kills rapist, pedophile nd mayb Gays... buh if u ar doing it willingly it can nt kill uuuu Tru d right process. it can only du wen d person av infections...
dont quote me if u not getting my point...

I don't get ur point, pls explain. Thanks.

Toosure70:
Dey deceive your self. Another failure saved by death. This man killed NAFDAC AND EFCC when he appointed mumus after Dora and Ribadu.

Nobody is perfect uncle

PlsBanMe:
Don't behave as if you knew what they discuss. Just send the audio clip to him via WhatsApp. He will be too ashamed that he will most probably apologize. Or,you may play the clip when you are with him. Tell him one of the guys he was discussing with actually recoded it and gave it to you. That way, you will cause hatred amongst your enemies.

Kia! you are wicked

DWJOBScom:
He was really a cool handsome dude come on, give him some love na

why not accolade?

AutoJoshNG:
.

I believe the Montgolfiers brothers were the first to invent a plane.

rusher14:
I like the girl already.

She is married.

Josh64:
I just feel Davido has been disrespectful to his baby mamas and kids with the way he has gone abt this Chioma issue.

Me too.

Wizkhalifa2:
A woman once testified concerning her son in my church, so the boys peni.s was stolen by would be ritualist, after series of prayers by a pastor, the peni.s was restored. Praise God ryt?. Well it didn't end there, she further said they took the boy to go nd test the peni.s on a prostitute. The whole church went silent.

Liar.

Turantula:
Buhari has finally outdone Hitler.
Dear middle Beltans its never too late to ask for forgiveness for the evil you did to Ndigbo.
Hopr there will be human beings left in Benue state come 2019

Everything is not all about the Ndigbo, shit happens. it's not only the Nigerian civil war that was fought, so being selfish and why Shud the Benue peeps apologize to Igbo.

skales67:
Health worker carry high five! That you are a health worker does not mean you can't become infected.

You even have higher chances of getting infected than i do because I take PreP (Truvuda) and Colloidal Silver before and after any unprotected encounter.

Attached below is my home test kit result done recently. I know my status...

LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO INTIMIDATE!

You are a pro

Houseofmaliq:
over 30 heavily armed men storms Dino melaye Maitama house, the senator shared this on his facebook page few seconds ago

Why is he telling us? very annoying senator, we he was enjoying did he rant on twitter?

Houseofmaliq:
over 30 heavily armed men storms Dino melaye Maitama house, the senator shared this on his facebook page few seconds ago

Why is he telling us? very annoying senator

Follygunners:
Really? Where did you go for Nigeria?
You mean 'wept'.

My bad! That's an error, thanks anyway

Olukokosir:
Are u for real ?

I think she is more beautiful than Anto and curvy, forget her toilet saga.

Pentools:
Nahhh! we've long gotten over each other...

Ok

Bambam is beautiful, love her outfit

Petersaints:
all of them na the same..OLE

Gani was never a thief, he was a good man

Newpride:
When Chief Gani's 14-year old first child asked for his dad's support to go to the Nigeria Defence Academy taking the NDA's form to his father to sign, Chief Gani left the form, reached for the cane and flogged the young man for planning to join his tormentors.

From Kaduna prison to Jos prison, from Gombe prison to portharcourt prison, from Kuje prison to Ikoyi prison, Chief Gani Fawehinmi was the most jailed human right activist from Nigeria.
For raising his voice against injustice, his books were confiscated, his library set ablaze, his house and chambers were always raided and he was assaulted on Mobolaji Bank Anthony Way in Lagos by Naval officers.
His travails from security agents never dissuaded him from defending the poor and the weak in the society.

"I defended the students of University of Ibadan in 1971 when one of the students, Kunle Adepeju, was shot dead by the police under Gowon’s regime and the government of the day set up a Commission of enquiry headed by Justice B. O. Kazim and I represented the students for 5 months in that tribunal of enquiry. In 1976, I defended the students of University of Benin against the wrath of the military government. In 1983, under Shehu Shagari, there was a peaceful demonstration by more than 4000 students of the University of Maiduguri against the misdirected high handedness of the leadership of Professor Jubril Aminu, (former Nigerian Ambassador to the U.S.) Several students were expelled and their education illegally truncated. I fought to the Supreme Court to obtain victory. This is just to mention few of my struggles for justice." Gani recalled.

They always came for him. He was arrested on his 50th birthday.

"I witnessed one of the times they came to arrest him in the house. They were about armed 20 policemen. It was as if they were coming to take a criminal and they brought a big Black Maria. He told them, ‘Gentlemen how are you? Are you ready?’ He told my mum to take care of us and he followed them" His daughter, Idiat recalled.

Due to incessant arrest Chief Gani always kept a bag with toothpaste, toothbrush and the Qur'an with him-always ready for jail.

When he was asked the possibility of defending Ralph Uwazurike he said:

"If am approached by Uwazurike to take up his case, I will fly straight to wherever he is or, if I cannot go there by air, I will go there by road. If I cannot go there by road, I will trek to defend his right to hold an opinion because freedom of speech is a fundamental right. Because he has the right to pursue any objective and if they feel that his objective is criminal, then he has the right to defend himself in the court of law and we shall defend the issue of his fundamental rights"

Chief Gani was Unbiased, detribalized and unsentimental patriot. When her own daughter was working in his Chambers, she either resumed before/at 7am or be locked outside the gate like every latecomer.

Chief Gani's lung began to deteriorate while doctors were busy focusing on his heart and blood pressure. It got so bad that he called his cardiologist, Dr Mike Fadayomi, his childhood friend from the age of four. He is one of the best cardiologist in this world. He directed Chief Gani to a radiologist to do the X-ray first. When he (radiologist) came with the wet X-ray and showed it to Gani and Fadayomi, the cardiologist shouted;

"Gani something dangerous is wrong with your left lung. You must run to London. I don't understand this"

When Chief Gani got to London the doctors told him that he was among the 5% patients in the world who don't smoke or drink and yet had lung cancer.
Gani narrated his ordeals to the doctors in London and one of them hinted that his "horrible detention" must have triggered the lung failure.
The human right activist was asked to prepare for the worst and Gani wept.

To prevent politicians from "hijacking" his burial, Gani bought his casket while alive and made cash available for his funeral with instructions to his children about how he liked his funeral to be.

Chief Gani Fawehinmi literally lost his voice to the ravaging lung cancer before his Sun finally set on 9th September 2009. And Nigeria hasn't been able to find a replacement for that voice of justice and courage till date.

Let's celebrate another selfless Nigerian
A legal icon
A symbol of justice
And OUR HERO.
He would have be 80years old today.

The day I read his autobiography, I went for Nigeria.

iamJ:
hardworking yoots?


buhari was right, dull yoots and yet they feel entitled



in america b4 youths will gather like this, its an earth shattering event not bbn

Have you been to America?

Iamsheye:
And they're having exams this week

You can imagine. My roommates are reading like never before.

TheUpsetGirl1:
no bad feelings but you guys are ugly....

Ur moniker says it all, you must be very bitter and frustrated.

Pentools:
I'm happy for you OP...HML in advance n may all ur dreams come true. Amen!

Remembering how I got mine in 2010 on same 2go I cant help it but say this could have been us but life happened to me in 2015 then I stopped paying her attention as I spaced her, she then felt I was cheating on her since I no longer take her seriously, we dated for 6 wonderful years n few months although we ain't together no more but we still cool.

Op make una enjoy jare, you worth it...

Ha! why naw? You guys Shud try and work things out. 6 years no be beans.

Butterflyleo:
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https://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/tp_content_wide/public/Animal%20Smile%20Two%20SIZE.jpg

This is wickedness.

Olatara:
Come unto me by William McDowell,
All I want is you by William McDowell,
I belong to you by William McDowell,
No longer slave to fear,
Hillsong especially worthy is the lamb.
in fact they so much, I cant remember all.

You split the sea, so I could walk right through it, my fears are drown in perfect love, you rescued and I can stand and sing, I am a child of God. Jonathan David (no longer slave)

Come unto me by William McDowell,
All I want is you by William McDowell,
I belong to you by William McDowell,
No longer slave to fear,
Hillsong especially worthy is the lamb.
in fact they so much, I cant remember all.

This life is beautifullllll, but everything seems to be falling apart This life is beautifullllll, but everything seems to be falling apart

AreaFada2:
Chai! I posted about some pastors shagging every every church member like 30 minutes ago on another thread. And here is a church member confirming it.

So this shagomaniac is your spiritual mentor, bah?

So how can you be sure he didn't shag your girl?

Kip lawyer dia, do you want to scatter their relationship

kullozone:
Most Nigerians will always want to hear that a wealthy man got his money through illegal means, just so they can have an excuse for being poor. Yeye people!

Lol