mikolo80:
Eheeen so New York and jersey na wrong place to be? will let the person know

To me Dallas is the best

mikolo80:
most jobs ask for it or work authorisation

come down to dalas, you don't need that....

mikolo80:
what about social security

you don't need it?

justwise:
Peckham in North London? Who wrote this joke of an article?

are you always thinking you are the only one that knows everything?

Meet with Nigerians or any other black you find who owns a car and ask how they go about theirs'.....
Dazzit.....

Scholes007:
no be me talk o. But no dey generalize a whole tribe oo

ok o

Sasuwa:
apc should employ him,

lmao

koronic:


Exactly what do u mean by the above statement?? r u saying only nigerians lie or that a typical nigerian is a liar?

I take this as an insult on Nigeria as a nation. u should reason properly before putting up such posts..

no o, na dat reason u come dey use type yarb at me.....

Why will i call my people liars?

U sef see how e package d lie, who fit talk like dat if not a nigerian....

Xbox222:

Very tribalistic and self centered set of people. Rot in hell

scholes007, have a say to this

jeloser:
i detected dis wen i was chattin ystdy and my batwy ran flat .. i quickly thought of a way to charge it ...scientifically without stress .. procedures 1..get a biro (#20) , fur (hair) u can use d one on ur head.. 2.... rub d tip of d biro on hair (make sure dere is no cream in it) 3...den put it on d positive mouth of d battery. try dis 4 lyk 10 tyms . and 50% of your battery will be back ...enjoy pls no insultive words/comment ..if you have any problem with this

so that your battery no go work wella again.....

Emi T-I-N-U-B-U... emi jagaban, broda who be u?

Lahilah ilalah..... So, u dey buy kitty cat? Where its free

10. They start to tell me to knack dem for once so that i go keep shut.....

Lets see whats gonna happen

Photo Shope..... Photo thanks.... Can i laff?

ogoplus:
Yes #packaging

I tell her I am senior executive in my company.


And that the phone is my official phone and its has a post paid sim loaded with 500,000 naira air time that allows make free national and international calls at my company's expense.

here is a real Nigerian, liar liar

La click la snore without sleeping

La click la die la hard.....

X-president yi sha

See how dem dey sense making

Mercylin:
So many men just believe they are just too good and perfect in the bedroom without knowing they do so many annoying things in the bedroom that women really hate.

Below are 15 annoying things men do in bed

1. Some men think it’s cool to spank a lady’s butt during sex but not every woman finds it amusing. So before you spank her butt, find out if she really enjoys it.

2. Women hate it when they are on top of their man, working real hard and he just stares at her like she is doing nothing. Very annoying.

3. Trying to recreate some awkward positions you saw on some videos is annoying. She is trying to make love and not create a s*x tape.

4. Stop asking her if she likes this or that while hitting her honeypot. Her body language would let you know if she’s enjoying it or not. Stop distracting her from enjoying the moment with too many questions.

5. It’s annoying when you act like she is doing nothing when she goes down on you. You make her look like an amateur. SMH.

6. It’s really gross when you go down on her first thing in the morning when she’s feeling unclean. She wants you to go down on her but she definitely doesn’t want it when she feels unclean.

7. Some men are so aggressive with their fingers and I wonder if they are searching for gold in her honeypot. It’s so annoying and frustrating when men do this.

8. It’s never cool to bite her nipple. It hurts and don’t think she enjoys it. You wouldn’t love it if she bites yours.

9. I believe watching too many videos is ruining the bedroom life. Pulling her hair so hard while you hit her honeypot is annoying. Are you trying to pull off her hair or what?

10. Some men are always in a hurry and they also bring that impatience to the bedroom. It’s really annoying when you rush pre-intimacy. She wants you to take your time.

11. Not paying attention to his boxers is really annoying. Every woman expects her man to wear a good and clean boxers not some old, dirty and baggy boxers.

12. Nothing annoys her most than you putting your fingers everywhere like you are playing some sort of instruments.

13. Squeezing her boobs like you are trying to squeeze out juice from an orange fruit. It’s really annoying when men do this.

14. It’s so annoying when he cums so quick and then sleeps off like he really did a hard job. It leaves a woman wondering how she just met this annoying dude that only thinks of himself in bed.

15. It’s really not attractive to taste urine so could the men please clean up properly if they want a woman to go down on them.

So no more excuses men. Ladies, ensure you make your man read this so he can stop all those annoying stuffs.

That no2 makes me laff....

All biafrans must do Tuale...y'all respect me like dat man..

bangalee1:
[size=18pt]The only news i want to hear about this man is that kirikiri or kuje prison has being prepared for him. he made kwara and kwarans poor. greedy, selfish, wicked soul. May the blood of innocent kwarans deal with you [/size]

hmmmm, the man wey be someone's role(road) model....

Okay

Did i hear u calling him smart

Now, they will say buhari dey do tour.... E no Match with anytin?

You need skonk and herb...... Agbo ati igbo.....

Scholes007:
no be me talk o. But no dey generalize a whole tribe oo

Understand your view tho

Lectuwaire:
picture of what? Read btw the lines to get the mssg nd be +ve.

Btw?