ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6
Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.
I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself
The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.
And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

Lolz this babe though....


BTW, it baffles me why ladies scream so loud when u bump into them. In my own case, when I bumped into her, she turned her behind, placed her hand to cover her below, then tilted her knees , the funny thing is in the position as soon as she bends , all she's covering in front is completely exposed behind.
*not everyone would understand this, shoutout to the hommies who gets the gist*

ireneony:
name them

Na All tosyne2much thread

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

Don't mind the rest. I believe you. You resemble rapist well-well.

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

@ bold: LOL

wristbangle:


Na All tosyne2much thread

eyahh really

make i cum read lies hw folks dey bump on ladies catch them unclad!

Why na,hope mrcork closed his eyes and why can't you lock the door?

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

UyiIredia:


@ bold: LOL

That was it oo
Mrcork never called me since then

onstelly:
Num two though I do that all the time

all the time? How many times are we talking about here?
you really should repair the lock on your door. lol.

wristbangle:
The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

Lobatan. She dey look u like pastor.

ireneony:

That was it oo
Mrcork never called me since then

The fucking must have really intense. But I thought MrCork only does lightskinned ladies. You are on the dark side.

What was the guy's expression?

onstelly:
Num two though I do that all the time

Number three is me. One time I was nekid in the kitchen I almost wanted to use a pot

UyiIredia:


The fucking must have really intense. But I thought MrCork only does lightskinned ladies. You are on the dark side.

oh u think so...iy must be my camera effect then.
On ground I'm light

Mannylex:


Lolz this babe though....


BTW, it baffles me why ladies scream so loud when u bump into them. In my own case, when I bumped into her, she turned her behind, placed her hand to cover her below, then tilted her knees , the funny thing is in the position as soon as she bends , all she's covering in front is completely exposed behind.
*not everyone would understand this, shoutout to the hommies who gets the gist*

I can relate to this Lol

Mannylex:


BTW, it baffles me why ladies scream so loud when u bump into them. In my own case, when I bumped into her, she turned her behind, placed her hand to cover her below, then tilted her knees , the funny thing is in the position as soon as she bends , all she's covering in front is completely exposed behind.
*not everyone would understand this, shoutout to the hommies who gets the gist*

Lol, I get that feeling...4me twas 2 girls at a go.

So here I was passing by the corridor to their room and hailed them, only to get a response I dint hear so well. Then I decided to go in and find out whatsup as their door was a bit ajar, only to witness the sight of sumthing
*weird enuff, they usually locked their door wen they're in*
The next thing I heard wer screams that alerted them boiz around who saw me come out laughing later and realised I had seen the holy grail. Na so them follow laff the matter.
Anywayz, I had always wyned them as i suspected they both go unclad in their rooms and that day confirmed it.
Later on, they came to my room and said they must retaliate...that they must see my own as a payback.
*see me see wahala*

ireneony:
oh u think so...iy must be my camera effect then.
On ground I'm light

Nah. U dark. Light dark. U no get artificial pawpaw yellow skin. Dats d type he likes.

So I checked people viewing tis thread n I saw a moniker... The weirdest so far....

Ladygudhead..... Uhm.. Is tis a pun intended moniker or simple mistake?? I tire o....

They were having their bath outside in the girls hostel and I happened to be passing by. I didn't even see them sef.

Next thing I heard were high pitched screams then a voice: "ah, na doki Na! Doki, Abeg come and tell us who has the biggest bweast... "

I turned and fled.



I regret doing that till this day

Mad man

Hmmmm, I would surely react differently from all the listed.

Virginkpekus:
Hmmmm, I would surely react differently from all the listed.

How would u react?

marshborn:
Mad man

I wasn't mad then.
I swear, if am given anothe opportunity like dat...

5minsmadness:
They were having their bath outside in the girls hostel and I happened to be passing by. I didn't even see them sef.

Next thing I heard were high pitched screams then a voice: "ah, na doki Na! Doki, Abeg come and tell us who has the biggest bweast... "

I turned and fled.



I regret doing that till this day

Hahaha funny u

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

when do u get to change ur dphuh When

One hot evening few weeks back, I was walking past Ireneony's apartment and I decided to holla. I noticed her door wasn't locked so, I just went straight in without knocking (we normally enter each other's apartment without knocking). Just when I shouted her name, I saw ireneony totally naked on the floor with her legs spread apart to receive fresh air from the table fan she tilted towards her direction.
She saw me and hurriedly got up to run to her room but she hit her right leg against something and fell down. She was in pains and couldn't move. This time, lo and behold! The rest is history

About to book space

tosyne2much:
Hahaha funny u

True story

BlueEyeBalls:
when do u get to change ur dphuh When

very soon

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

I'll show your father this post

10. They start to tell me to knack dem for once so that i go keep shut.....

slyIsaac:
So I checked people viewing tis thread n I saw a moniker... The weirdest so far....

Ladygudhead..... Uhm.. Is tis a pun intended moniker or simple mistake?? I tire o....

u av not really seen weird monikers ... keep searching,nairalanders don't disappoint.

BTW, 'slyIsaac', hmmm sounds somehow tho.