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Pls I am looking for a 13 inch laptop. I will love to be notified if it is available.

Bu.. but Lagos is a no man's land na.
It does not belong to a particular tribe.
Oniranu oshi.

The original slay mama.
Complete with brains unlike all these akpuruka everywhere.

Nairaland na hospital?

Fresca:
With those her sagging breasts? After everybody has entered her and turned her womb upside down... please I will never wish this kind of woman on my brother even my ex boyfriend..

A "feminist" insulting another woman's sexuality.
What a joker.

Check job/vacancies section.

God I thank you for the white man.
It is because of his appetite for research and love for attempting the impossible, that is why life is so simple these days.
If this world were to only be populated by blacks........ Tueh!

NwaAmaikpe:


Yeah...
Those short lines told a million stories.


It's the tale of a romantic wanting something so bad yet accepting they can't have it, letting it go in the anticipation of always having it someday when things are different....no matter how slim that possibility may be.
Just a hope that gives some closure.

I will not be surprised if you are Yuzedo.

keko14:
bro as u need help so I do....I pay the money but since the lady keep telling me they r still working on it, let just let hope.

You have been scammed.

[quote author=cuedish post=58170425][/quote]Coman go work. Agbero.

cuedish:
Oplolo-ewure ....no won fun'e Eranko jati jati

Didinrin. Ogun lo ma pe e. Idiota.

cuedish:
Michael Jackson na you baba for modification. ...
He died a worthless death and miserably.

I pray the you rediscover yourself before its too late.

Look at this ignoramus.
Michael's death is worth more than you and your entire family's existence.
I dont give a hoot about Bobrisky but next time use one of your mediocre artists to make comparison with him.
Rabbish.

Evaberry:
...
Tonto the slutty ashawo and Churchill the yahoo yahoo Boy ritualist
Two satanic agent cant be together
don't worry your son will hunt him both and kill u like how uve killed his future

You are trying too hard.
Ask NwaAmaikpe on tips to troll smoothly.

Thank you Op

Mightyraw:
She said I never took a pic with her,
So we had a few short with my phone e,
I thought the pix inappropriate so I delete the pictures before have could transfer it,
And she looked at me straight in the eye,
Raskee it's over, and so it is

Why did you have an issue taking a pix with her?

Haigod!
Women are wonderful creatures.
See preparation and planning na.
Remain small you go carry calculator and plot graph.
Anyway, I no blame you because na your first time.
Time go reach wey u go dey open leg anywhere and anyhow without all this senrenren.
Abeg no show your husband this thread, so as not to put undue pressure on him.

Mizwisdom:
Yes of course I do Sir, Drumbeat, naniboy, Chinua Achibe, Buchi Emecheta and Co are all available Sir. You can reach us through our email or if you don't mind dropping yours for us Sir, it will be good

oldbeerdroit@gmail.com.
Thanks

Pls do you have novels from Drumbeat publications?

itsmeurLady:
Aww u actually had time to go through my 2012 avi... we saw Tboss' Throwback pics and mine was looking like Beyoncé's compared to hers... poor you buh I'm not surprised tho, most Tboss' fans are shortsighted, materialistic and daft, controversial too .... I'm not surprised that she doesn't have anything to offer... hit ur head on the wall, a spade will always be a spade!!!

All this one?
Who go read am?
Swerve jare.
Local fowl.

itsmeurLady:
According to her, we'd soon start seeing her on our tv screen, billboards,everywhere... yeye dey smell

LOL!
Sniff around you, na the yeye from your oily face, cheap head band and lipstick dey smell.
Mkpi

Partnerbiz2:
That guy is spewing rubbish. And he is just learning attention seeking.
Linda Ikeji is affable and and a media personality hence could be seen by everybody.

So he needed 20 mill and got 200 mil. Who would give him that kind of money at 18 when he probably had not managed even a 100k biz. What experience doea he have to manage 200 mil. And the person won't take interests abi?

And he is still looking for more investors after getting ×10 of what he wanted.

Ge will return 10bn in 2yrs with 20mil indeed in nigeria with cost of running biz and vagaries associated with bizness in a capricious country.

We can just believe anything in naija. That's the same way they said one moribund resort in Bauchi had 3m pee night rooms.

See the way you are crying over this post. Go and think of a business idea that can add value to people instead of that rubbish in your signature.

adbokus:
Have a nice sunday sir, you will need it...

Thanks.

adbokus:
You see your life. Painful exit of sense...

Boring.. Go siddon

His mates are here on nairaland posting useless gifs/memes and arguing about girls that want to dig the copper in their pockets.
Shior.

adbokus:
Seeing that I am in a good mood, I won't obliterate you with some measure of vitriol for your fatuousness. This I will say though, let the so-called men have the so-called beautiful ladies. I will keep my peace with the so-called ugly ones...

Obliterate ko, obie trice ni.
Nansense.

adbokus:
I am definitely going for one of those so called ugly girls. The one who plants maize by the roadside&the one who dates a beaitiful woman have the same problem..Goats!...

LOL!
As if those beautiful girls will even give you face.


Go for people with your similar traits and leave those beauties for MEN.

maxiuc:
Women na really pass me and pass you

Chop chop make the owner come carry pot


Recycled bitches

I agree totally. Just the way your mother was passed around before settling for your poor father.

When Naija "celebs" want to intimidate their followers, they say they are counting money.
Even Gifty who has returned to Abakaliki has started canting too.

XIIX:
From the way she was eating all I saw was poverty

Why evuls?

Ebuka the BBN host was a part of this set. But I bet Ebuka has made times 10 of that prize money from then till now. Lets hope Efe does not fade to irrelevance.

xcllaxix:
A comedian is not meant to explain himself cuz of a joke.. That's why it's called a joke.. Obj don arrest any of them since?...TBoss and Co should cry me a river..

But AY just explained and apologized to her.
You should be the one crying the river.