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Jadekitana:
It's time I joined this damned site. Heard it's fun here! Now welcome the Queen of Sheba.By the way, who is the most handsome bloke here? Introduce yourself asap

Jade & Kitana- thick as thieves.

So Princess Kitana is here to locate her Liu Kang. U need a thick skin to survive here. Ur friend shud hav warned u.



Welcome to Romanceland.

Op u slack sha. As she begin stutter, u for rush am two hot slaps. Thank God for directing u.

Carnations:
I just love little Olivia.. She's so prettyI!!

Exactly my tots too. We c wat we program our minds to c

I see two pictures, which of them is yours?

O.N.I.L.AAAA! When u were 15, u wanted to fvk Usher Raymond but did not consider him bf material. Now u are 20?? & still haven't lost the hots....Lol

Ofcourse It's very possible to be sexually attracted to someone u don't like. All it takes is to like a particular attribute.

Different accounts everyday but one thing is certain. The truth will always prevail.

Strange but True

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump.

Starfish don't have brains.

Polar bears are left handed.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating

Porcupines float in water.

Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into to shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/two communications)

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".

Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If you spell out consecutive numbers, you have to go up to one thousand until you would find the letter "a"

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth.Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building, it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in aircrashes.

Certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed, and survive.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times,but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

Coca Cola was originally green.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest Pope was 11 years old.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

In "Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam".

In the TV series I Love Lucy, Ricki Ricardo never actually said "Lucy you have some 'splaining to do"

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original film "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

James Doohan, who played Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on Star Trek, was missing the entire middle finger of his right hand.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.

During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury.

The city with the most Roll Royces per capita: Hong Kong

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

Cost of raising a medium-sized dog to the age of 11: £4000

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The term "whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got the "whole 9 yards."

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The US Interstate road system was designed so that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of fuel that it burns.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine

You can tell from the statue of a mounted horseman how the rider died. If all four of the horse's feet are on the ground, he died of natural causes. One foot raised means he died from wounds suffered in battle. Two legs raised means he died in action.

Source: http://www.begent.org/funfact.htm

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tosyne2much:
OP, you need to mend your ways.. One thing I detest most is uttering a word that would make my mother shed tears. Please be cautious of what you say and the manner in which you say it

Women are soft hearted and can cry over little things whether they are right or wrong. Start doing things you have not been doing. Surprisingly buy her gifts no matter how little it is; start assisting in taking some of her responsibilities (by assisting her in the kitchen and so on). Also, henceforth, endeavour to always talk to her in warm and tender voice even when circumstances demand anger


However, one can barely succeed in life if your mother says negative words into your life. Bro, abeg try put a smile on the face of that woman oooo. Thousands of people who have lost their mothers always wish they could have them back, but here you are, and can't treat the one you have with love and respect

Wao Tosyne! U just moved some notches up my respect ladder.

Chuzydon, I see plenty of good advice in here. I'll just add that the Fourth Commandment says; "Honour ur Father and ur Mother so that ur days will be long in the land.....". It's the only commandment with a explicit repercussion. U copy?

Drabeey. God bless you real good
The initial pics says 11:10 pm. So I'm assuming u called 112 just before that time. The ambulance arrived at 1140 so that makes the response time roughly 30 mins.
Now considering the proximity and the time of the day, that's not good enough. A lot can happen in 30 minutes. I hope the ambulance was a mobile ICU. Well, like someone stated, thank God they came Something tells me she'll be fine though. Kudos to all of you that helped out. Once again, well done OP

In the light of the Shiite massacre, Iran will definitely go ahead and flood the market...Winter is Coming!

Alexa Internet Inc. is a globally acclaimed web analytics company that provides commercial web traffic data and analysis. It's toolbar collects online data based on browsing behaviour and transmits them to the company's website for analysis.
This enables Alexa to provide global ranking and other information on websites based on traffic data.

On alexa.com, top websites are ranked; globally, by country and by category. I pop in often to view the top 500 Nigerian websites and yesternight, I was surprised to see 'www.sugabellyrocks.com' sitting smugly at No. 327.

Remember Empress Sugabelly-the alleged victim of the Audu boys rape saga? That's her website.

Now, 327 might not sound exactly laudable but if we consider the hundreds of thousands-if not millions of sites jostling for space on the web, it's quite a feat.

The negative publicity finally did her some good.

tunapawizzy:
U really need to see a doctor

No, you need to do a thorough mental evaluation to try and recoup what is left of your dysfunctional brain. Judging from your posts and the way u insult people on this forum, you are obviously disturbed. You just had the misfortune of picking on the wrong guy today.

gaby53:
fool!!!... What is white skin got to do here... Pfaff. Inferiority complex. Pouah!

Next time type "what has white skin..." Btw u can't define inferiority complex

tunapawizzy:
So cos he isn't a white Brit he can't support a foreign sport club? Abi whats d correlation between supporting a club n stepping in an intl airport....stop reasoning with ur anus sir

If you can't find the connection then you are retarded. You need to develop your senses of reasoning and humour.

ifeomaekol:
ur comment is soooooooo funny----i don laff tire. Bt na true u talk sha, I bet u say ds guy neva enter bus wey dey go lagos. Lol

Was expecting to see a white brit. Was disappointed to see sm1 that might not know his way to any interntional Airport.

If I hear say im burn that jersey!

pyyxxaro:
Make she take am easy o

Cos e be like say she de on HIT period

She wants to MATE dat small boy

First of all, u r FTC asides the OP & strangely, u got no likes....that speaks volumes

Secondly, it's 'heat' not 'hit'

Hardeybohwarley:
I kept wondering when she would marry let alone get a kid of her own...part of my mind tells me my thinking is Utopia.

Her daughter is grown....& stop wondering..

In Fela's Voice (wonder, wonder, wonder wonder...till u turn to wanderer)

Did anyone bother to look at the date and time on that post??

philips70:
Na the mechanic drive the tipper abeg. He's trying to evade any problem the police might bring.

trulords:
na u drive d moto mr bello no use scope.. u dey go cell no time

Una two head correct...make dem give that mechanic two matured slaps, e go talk true....omo see scope o

samento:
You should be reasonable a bit. Is it the wife you voted for or the husband. Be objective I beg of you.

What's this one's point. If you can't define objective, pls google it...but then, you still have to understand the definition.

anonimi:
The real cog is Buhari himself.
Fact. Not pretense oh.



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That's what we keep saying about objectivity...So IYO, PDP is acceptable and APC is not acceptable.

Value of fixed property is subject to change. The important thing is to declare ownership.

So Buhari didn't declare his wife's assets and it's unacceptable and GEJ also didn't and it's acceptable. You even tendered an excuse for GEJ. Who says Civil Servants are not supposed to declare their assets??

Twaddle!

ihatesycophant:
Did you take time to read the content of the article or just sum up through the caption? He never condemn Buhari but condemned those that hide under him to politicise the anti graft war. He even eulogised Buhari, that many says they are following Buhari but only by mouth, that Buhari declared his asset but none except him and the vice president did but they claim they're doing what Buhari is doing. Please go back to the content and read very well. He never condemn him. He used the word FG. FG have different component, Buhari is just a symbol of the head of Fg but people under him are also FG. These are the people he's referring to, that they take undue advantage of him. Like the example he cited, CCB is also part of the FG but have the law that binds them and they need not to consult Buhari before taking any action within the ambit of their law. Now, if they do anything good or bad are they not FG any more. What Sani was trying to raise is that it wasn't only Bukola that was governor or declare asset within the year they open books but CCB just intentionally single him out that virtually all governors then declare false asset.

Dude stop wasting ur energy. No matter how long you dwell on this, some people will never get it. Not everyone understands English and some are just hopelessly subjective.

donphilopus:
This guy always wanna be in the news even if it's for negativity. You challenge your Governor openly to be in the news? You challenge your President as well to be in the news? You do everything possible to always be heard! It's high time you kept shut.

Donphilopus, you need to know a man's story before having an opinion about him. There is absolutely nothing wrong with what he said. Anti-corruption fights should be totally separate from politics. You need to know Shehu Sani's antecedents before you judge him. His student Union Activism transcended Nigeria, he is a fore front Human Rights Activist..His fight for Democracy during the Military Era earned a Life Imprisonment sentence. He fought side by side with the likes of Gani, Fela and Beko. He was the first Senator to declare his assets in this dispensation and he always says it as it is.

You obviously don't anything about him. You should read more.

Seun:
So they didn't have tranquilizer darts? Rubbish. Such a majestic creature wasted because they didn't have a plan. Where did you get this photo, though?
Update: details added to first post.

That would have been the most appropriate option but in the absence of tranquilizers, there is nothing wrong in killing it before it hurts someone. Even in developed countries, animals are put down if the need arises. It wasn't going to live forever anyway.

sonofananimal:
we need animal RIGHT in this God DAME country!

this is very unlawful killing an innocent endanger animal anyhow

Was typing a comment....then I saw ur moniker.

BluStreak:
Word! Someone should put this into perspective. Like a song back in the days, "Love Has No Guarantee". The guy might actually be faking it just to land this babe while making it seem like he adores the ground she walks on.

It is your right to want to have cute kids. I had this same thought process and God answered my prayers. We as guys always go for the beautiful ladies 1st before studying them to decide if they are good enough to marry or not. There is nothing wrong for a lady to desire her man have good looks which will compliment hers and translate to cute and lovely kids.

People giving instances with Tinubu and Obasonjo and the likes, do you guys have the inside scoop of what goes on in the marriage. At least we all have a snippet of Stella Obasanjo with one present senator now (though it may just have been rumours). Wealth does not equate to HAPPINESS in marriage. It only aids happiness.

Please my lady, Don't Do It. I don't mind being hated for being objective and realistic on this issue.

Blustreak, this totally resonates with me. You have ur head properly screwed on.

Kagorba3 I don't usually jump on this kind of threads cos of the Hints, Hearts and Better Lovers people peddling fake stories but yours seems genuine.

I'm sure u know what to do. You are just looking for validation. Love starts with the eyes, so there must be a good degree of chemistry/physical attraction for any consensual relationship to work. That man might not even love you. Maybe he just wants to marry a fine girl & his attitude is likely to change after marriage.

Take my advice...SCRAM