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RomanceRe: She Calls HIM By Her Ex’s Name Even During Sex! by oliidell(m): 12:33pm On May 01, 2015
It's not good to jump into a new relationship as soon as u leave one. She shud have taken some time to sort herself out. She's obviously still very much into her ex. You both need to slow down and talk things out. Nothing in this life is cast in stone.
RomanceRe: Ladies,which Of These Guys Would You Have Said Yes To? by oliidell(m): 11:35am On May 01, 2015
kuuljay:
guy na waoh are you a professional councellor?
Nope, counseling is something I do informally for friends and family and it's really no big deal. You cant think straight wen ur mind is clouded with emotional issues, so naturally, u seek a 3rd party who repeats things u may alredy know and steers u in the right direction.

Though I hope to be a youth counselor someday.
RomanceRe: Ladies,which Of These Guys Would You Have Said Yes To? by oliidell(m):
FocusM, Let's do a SWOT analysis. The objective here is to choose whom to marry.

Peter
Strenght: 2.1 graduate, funny, sociable, honest, average height, great personality, 2 years r/ship
Weakness: drinks, smokes, frugal, not too fine, no definite date.

Paul
Strenght: better pay, generous, caring, christian, fine, definite date.
Weakness: boring, short, 3 months r/ship, not open, not sociable.

Your friend:
Strenght: Attractive, reasonable
Weakness: indecision
Opportunity: she's in a good position to asess them both and make a choice.
Threat: she can lose them both if her game gets out & age is not on her side.

Some home truths:
GF didn't stop seeing peter after meeting paul so she consciously prefers peter and is obviously seeing paul for the money.

She likes peter's swag and company even though he drinks and smokes and just endures paul cos he is finer and more caring.

She dosnt give two fvcks about paul's christianity but feels more secure with him cos he is not demanding and has named a month.

She'll be happier with peter, but he might never become generous and might cheat. Paul on the other hand would be a doting husband but he'll bore her to death. Some things about men don't change.

None of the guys fit her picture of Mr. Right. She wants a tall, handsome, funny, generous dude.

My advice:
GF should strip the two guys of all secondary qualities and ask herself who she genuinely prefers.

Then she should decide what she wants from marriage and what she can and cannot live with.

She is obviously more equally yoked with peter, so I'd rather she sticks with him and try to make him work on his weakness.

2 years over 3 months any day.
PoliticsRe: Kenya Attacks Nigeria: You Must See These Most Annoying Pictures by oliidell(m): 5:20am On Apr 30, 2015
Look closely at the two images. Ethiopia is the face,
Kenya is part of the hat-an accessory she can do without.
FamilyRe: Chibok Girl Rescue Atlast by oliidell(m): 8:59pm On Apr 28, 2015
Jusst saw it on CNN and Linda ikeji. Nothing on nairaland fp yet. Linda is just too smart.
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli Swims With Her Kids by oliidell(m): 11:51pm On Mar 31, 2015
In sean paul's voice .....I'm still in Love...with you oO...
RomanceRe: Know Why Ladies Do Not Shave Their Private Part by oliidell(m): 7:36am On Mar 28, 2015
I ddnt hav to read the post. Just clicked on the thread to post this:

Nairaland FP content is degenarating everyday. For the umpteenth time, seun do something.
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Sexier Between Wizkid's And Davido's Bodyguards?(photos) by oliidell(m): 3:55am On Mar 26, 2015
Gay Alert!!!
CrimeRe: Army Officer Shot Dead For Taking New Wife By His Brother by oliidell(m): 12:43pm On Mar 21, 2015
dre11:
Brothers killing brothers just because of women talk that could have being settle amicably.....




Now a soul is cut short by just a senseless actions







Cc lalasticlala ishilove
Dats very sad. Two able siblings lost...& to think it's over such an issue. Wetin be the elder brother own sef? I think there's more to this.
@Dre 11; in ur rush to comment first, u forgot to proof read ur post. Modify abeg. Ishilove is allergic to bad English.
FoodRe: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? (photo) by oliidell(m): 4:42am On Mar 20, 2015
Bonapart:
Are the mods drunk..... this made front page just last week and it's here again... maka why..
Veveteride abi vevetamarine
gnykelly:
we've flogged this many times. it is velvet tamarind.
boluyongp:
E be like say MOD don overdrink orijin.. This kweshun was asked last week and it made frontpage fahhh and we said its Velvet Tamarind or Suade Fruit.. Wetin huh
OP: take time o, you no get google come dey disturb us for here..
Baffles me too. This topic has made FP multiple times but twice in a week speaks volumes. I thought nairaland had an unwritten rule about giving a time gap of at least one year before a topic can be repeated. What happened to rule 14. 'Search the forum before creating a new thread'

In recent times, I feel seun has abandoned us.
CelebritiesRe: The President Of Ghana Is The Father Of Nadia Buari Twins! by oliidell(m): 8:01pm On Mar 19, 2015
JiggamanGh:
Lol onila onila onila, the person that Marrys you will never be bored might get annoyed but wil Neva be bored.
Yea u right. She is a lipsrsealed

Kai, see lovely children.
CrimeRe: Abia Government Sacks ASOPADEC Director Over Rape Case by oliidell(m): 7:41pm On Mar 19, 2015
Best news iv heard today. It shouldn't stop at sacking. He should be arrested and prosecuted.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Stay In This Bathroom For A Day And Get 75 Million Dollars us. Yay Or Nah? by oliidell(m): 9:56am On Mar 15, 2015
kayciano:
I was expecting something TERRIBLE...


This is not BAD at all., compared to AVERAGE NIGERIA LAVATORY
Dude, speak for urself
Nairaland GeneralRe: Stay In This Bathroom For A Day And Get 75 Million Dollars us. Yay Or Nah? by oliidell(m): 8:52am On Mar 15, 2015
Babe that's more than 15 billion naira.... for that amount of money, many people will do anything. If u replace the roaches with leeches, I'l stil stay wink
PoliticsRe: Photos: The Longest Banner In Nigeria Hit Third Mainland Bride by oliidell(m): 6:48am On Mar 10, 2015
dovelike:
Am not surprised. Try again. smiley
U shudnt be. I'm sure u r used to that award
PoliticsRe: VP Sambo Held Hostage In Kano by oliidell(m): 12:10am On Mar 10, 2015
In May 2014, Vanguard Newspaper reported that the US Marines are in the country and have located the Chibok girls in Sambisa forest. A picture of an arrested Boko Haram bomb expert even accompanied the post.
It was later found to be unconfirmed and false. The DHQ denied the story and the link was deleted as u can see in the pics below. No apology, no litigation!
Ever since then I have taken every Vanguard news with a pinch of salt. This one inclusive. Sad Sam have lost it.

PoliticsRe: Photos: The Longest Banner In Nigeria Hit Third Mainland Bride by oliidell(m): 6:09pm On Mar 09, 2015
dovelike:
Surprise me

PoliticsRe: Photos: The Longest Banner In Nigeria Hit Third Mainland Bride by oliidell(m): 5:15pm On Mar 09, 2015
dovelike:
Nigerian has lots of yo
uths but they need directions.
U deserve an award
RomanceRe: Point Out How You Do Sleep With Your Wife Or Girlfriend?(pix) by oliidell(m): 3:24pm On Mar 08, 2015
Omo dat E guy na mumu. Dem suppose use cane wake am up...na I'm still back babe for G. The B & F guy na correct man. No dulling.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am I The Most Beatiful Girl In Nairaland? Pt 2 by oliidell(m): 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
The real u is way finer than the fake u. That's serious cause for concern.

You don't get a second chance to make a first impression.
RomanceRe: Point Out How You Do Sleep With Your Wife Or Girlfriend?(pix) by oliidell(m): 2:55pm On Mar 08, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hian !!!!!

Heaven is my home.. Runs outta thread more than my legs can carry me

I would come back to modify this post when I bleep for the first time
cheesy
Haba Tosyne no corrupt dis thread na, Op is talking about 'sleep' as in close ur eyes and sleep.
RomanceRe: Point Out How You Do Sleep With Your Wife Or Girlfriend?(pix) by oliidell(m): 2:52pm On Mar 08, 2015
My mattress is on the ground & na gisting stage we dey for now, so E wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Am I The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland?? by oliidell(m): 7:26pm On Mar 04, 2015
ReSexzskilz:
But i don't see any girl here who can really stand up to my beauty status, exept Mayapop and Sexzskil
You see ur life....as the old naija adage says 'one day is for the owner of the house'

I wish dis was on the Front page for evryone to c. Things are seldom what they seem. I wonder what people gain from this sort of unnecessary dishonesty. Now we don't even know if u are a he or a she. U shud hide ur head in shame.
FoodRe: What's The English Name Of This Fruit? by oliidell(m): 7:29pm On Feb 28, 2015
Timohunk:
you got it...the answer is blackberry
Naa Blackberry is a fleshy fruit in the same class as grapes, currants and other berries (straw, rapz, blue etc). The fruit in question is hard and dry, so it's def not blackberry.
FoodRe: What's The English Name Of This Fruit? by oliidell(m): 5:22pm On Feb 28, 2015
Blackberry, Kidding smiley...iv always wondered too. MODs FP Pls
PoliticsRe: If I Were Jonathan, I ‘ll Crack Nigeria – Agbakoba, SAN by oliidell(m): 3:17pm On Feb 28, 2015
Well said Olisa. People like you give me hope that we can still get it right.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Am I The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland?? by oliidell(m): 2:10pm On Feb 28, 2015
ReSexzskilz:
No disregard to Onila, Romanciella, MizMyColi, Rokiatu, Mayapop, Dominique, Ladytheetato, Caracta, Sexzskil my naira land role modelkiss and other gorgeous ladies on naira land, but am I d prettiest here on this forum? A lot of guys have pm me telling me I'm the most beautiful girl ever on naira land, how true can this be dear nairalanders?

Again, I don't mean to sound so arrogant, thanks!
Well, your post is a question and there is no harm in asking one. Beauty they say lies in the eyes of the beholder. Judging from ur profile pix, I'll say u are on a long tin ' cos nairaland got loads of pretty ladies. I'll just mention a few...

There's a certain nena adjei (Iv not seen her ard in a while though)

lolaluv1
Idowuogbo (even though she's modest abt her looks)
Then of course some of our beauty queens, past and present;
Jennimma
Ogugua88
Achukwunet
Lupey (yea Lupey)

There's adaobi123
Ellechrystal
Annypie
Vivly
Farano
Mariolae
And of course Ujsizzle

There's sexyseun
Sexzskil (u got dis one allright)
& some others I cant remember right now.


So u see, tough choice.
I see u registered less than a month ago, take part in the nxt pageant and get ur answer...nairaland fashion!
CelebritiesRe: 30 Celebrity Couples We Are Loving by oliidell(m): 8:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
Colourful pix....but I have a different understanding of the term 'celebrity couple'
CelebritiesRe: Bobby Kristina's Family Gather To Wish Her A Final Goodbye by oliidell(m): 3:04am On Feb 06, 2015
Aprime:
I don't want to sound mean but honestly, I don't care.
Speech is silver
PoliticsRe: “i Only Wanted To Trend”- Gov Fayose Apologies To Buhari (see Tweets) by oliidell(m): 3:40am On Jan 20, 2015
I thought that by now, most nairalanders would knw that FNN stands for Fake Naija News.

On a serious note however, Punch Newspaper messed up big time.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Whatsapp Chat Between Two Ex Lovers (pics) by oliidell(m): 8:25am On Jan 16, 2015
Trite
CultureRe: 7 Stereotypes Of Igbos That Aren’t Always True by oliidell(m): 9:19pm On Jan 14, 2015
UGLYS:
Quit patronizing her bro, she erred in her first post, though she is entitled to her opinion which I believe if spoken constructively won't arouse bitter reactions
First, I wasn't patronizing her. 'Patronize' is a negative word. As for her first post, u have to read my first reply. I realy like her reaction to my reply, It gave me an insight into her motive for the initial post. Chill bro it's d same 'ol caracta

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