₦airaland Forum

Why won’t service providers be experiencing down time more frequently now, when their relay towers are powered solely by diesel whose price is at an all time high! As long as power outages is an issue in this country, services of all works and type will be epileptic at best. That’s the opportunity cost of voting in people whose priorities are geared towards sharing N3.7 trillion of a padded budget amongst themselves than investing in power & energy to stimulate an already flailing economy. 😎

TruthsFM:
Wow this is huge profits here, I’m happy for him. Now USA Reps want to ban tiktok in America, I hope the American Senate turn against the Bill to ban tiktok in USA 🇺🇸

Why are you happy for him, does he know you abi you be wan bill am beforehand?? Not even FTC in NL attracts minimum wage prize money, while you’re here concerned for the US and their laws! Nigerians won’t kii somebody with laff, just read the news and move on broda if you don’t know what to say! 😂

Abeg fada, that’s exactly how feminism started. After having her marriage proposal rejected by Femi, Simisola took her life and died. Expecting Femi to be overwhelmed with remorse like Romeo and die with her too, she forgot that he only told her he loved her the night of their prackin to ensure uninterrupted service connectivity, he never said he’d die for her! So Simi went alone to hell and negotiated with Lilith for revenge, who sent her back to earth as a dangerous idea to women. That’s how the problem of the first proposal from woman to man, became known as Femi-n-Simi aka feminism! If you don’t believe me ask google. If you don’t see it there, just know google ain’t perfect!😌

This administration’s coming soon don many pass Andy Best & GrandTouch Pictures own combined! Nowadays, one can hardly tell from its frequency if their "coming" is a prelude to a masturbatory orgasm or something else.

As mediocre as their promises always are, it comes as no surprise to anyone but their supporters why they can’t seem to meet their own set goals. N3.7 trillion for a few good men but N5 billion is unavailable for student loans, and he expects the poor to breathe, from wia??

Just think how many billions are in one trillion and maybe you can comprehend why the biggest problem of your economy is not binance but this one chance politicians!

All products of free education (except the one that they said his greatness made him school at home), who now believe that for education to be good it has to be expensive, according to Dishonorable hEll’rufai!

Countries practice power rotations, but non is given a guaranteed 8yrs. More so, non as populous and fragmented as this country is! Imagine a northern extremist buying his way into power and constitutionally remaining there for 8 whole fr*cking years, Christianity & Benue State will cease to exist in Nigeria! Distinguished dumbos and rubber stamps don’t care about the future because they think their present is a gift they have to be perpetually grateful for!

Did anyone plant your placenta in that your neighborhood? If the people around you are making life uncomfortable for you, go somewhere else ffs! In a world of 7 billion people and all it has on offer, do you honestly want to live & die in one place, after interacting with only one race of people?? Hard man, oya carry knife and kii yasef na make we hear word, no be me send u join confra. Naija is tough right now, so all you’ll get is tough love, no time!😌

Armed resistor abi binatone stabilizer, na when army man slap you, you go know say police wen slap you is your friend!

Ochanja has always had a roundabout because of that fountain. The refuse that piles up periodically along that street, was apparently just cleared away. So to clear dirty don turn achievement for Anambra State! Choi! The fear of Otti amongst SE Govs is reeeeeeeal!!😂

aribisala0:
If you spend 20 minutes to research ,read and comprehend information that is TOTALLY IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN
That would be a productive use of your time
There is nothing about the budget that is not accessible on your device

This is a country where out of 205.4 million active mobile phone users, 45.7% (93.5 million adults) are registered voters & 31% of that population (ie 76million adults) are illiterates. If the Senate is serious about its “integrity” then it has a duty to explain to the public and not expect them to figure things out on their own. They are being paid to work for the people, their offices are not birthrights!

The NPF cannot ascertain the identity of a man who threatened the life of a VVIP like the First Lady on camera, clear audiovisual and known location. But they can fly down to Lagos and pick a pregnant woman to Abuja from just a Facebook consumer brand review of an unknown tomato paste. When they say Nigeria doesn’t belong to Nigerians, this is what they mean …..till one day for the owner!

We no see trailer, wetin concern us with trailer driver?? Both the insult & the apology no concern we! If all the people in this pasta’s country agreed to ronu against Naija, it still will not be close to the population in Nigeria using ronu to hold this nation’s great destiny down. That’s why we can’t be bothered about one apostle Suleiman lookalike mor’fvka crying for engagements on his pulpit. Nigeria has 99 problems, Ghana neva reach to be one!😎

Mugu boys!

Ever heard the story of the boy that nursed a baby viper to maturity in his room? No! Why because he didn’t live to tell the tale. Na adopted children dey cause problems for family pass for dis life! In case u want to mention, see u see Tinupu…. I rest my case…

Oga face ur war with Tinubu and the SW squarely and keep the Igbos out of it! I expect my Igbo brothers to stay clear of this attempt to enlist them in a war of words between recent political allies. After helping somebody to steal the will of the people, ure now crying to the victims that ur gang used 'partia' to share the loot. Make we for do wetin??😂

The APC is a ‘the more u look the less u see’ fraternity. Their promises are always linked to a not too distant vanishing point. E.g

Students loan (audio power) has reached its vanishing point.

Dubai visa is back (glitch in audio power, had to be reinserted twice) finally reached its vanishing point.

Dangote/PH refinery (audio/visual power, but with glitchy interface) at yield point, almost at vanishing point.

Did u honestly believe the renewed hope was for u? Lol!! It was for them that missed out on the free plunder for north under PMB! No one steals power to work for others. 😎

PDP looted in millions, while APC is now looting in trillions. The Guinean bricklayer jumped Pro and went straight to Promax! In less than a year the stealing scandals coming from his party are enough to sink a small country like England’s economy! Billions of dollars trillions of Naira, their looting is what has increased the hardship of Nigerians not any crypto rubbish story! PMB whipped Naija with whips, but this neegha who said it’s his turn to bat, is gonna whip Naija with thorns & scorpions!😂

DatNiggaDaz:
The word "schadenfreund" the germans did not invent that World for tribalistically inclined foolish humans who thought emilokan will favor only them and their families

Brand new thread of lamentations wey Op still dey unroll, this guy just opened & ended it with this comment!

IBD Dende don collect im trucks of smuggled rice be that.😎

Funny people …..they’re concerned that the SE will experience scarcity of husbands when Benue indigenes are almost extinct. Female students in the north are now an endangered species & every standing SW Oba is now a moving Fulani target!

My car plate number go don dey answer Mai Ruwa 1, before anybody go know!

The difference between an applause and an ovation is Obi. In the North, Obi! In the South, Obi! In the East, Obi! In the West, Obi! The love for Obi like MTN, is everywhere you go! The bricklayer of Lagos & his supporters will not like dis.😌

They’ve got ninety-nine problems but hunger is not one!😌

" Wigwe body & family arrive in cartons," Op na icefish dem dey import??


Be like NL go need to dey run IELTS for people before dem post for here.

Once you hear 'may' just know the report is a figment of the reporter’s imagination.

Nigerians have not opted for anything aside cement blocks for their buildings. Stop projecting ur poverty on others.

There’s nothing a man will do that a woman will not forgive, as long as his money for expensive gifts like this never runs dry. 😎

How do they know it wasn’t terrorists disguised as State guards? Abi did dey come with the roster of terrorists & State guards with them?

If PO na boss, Tintibulation is a keke napep! Kikikiki

Okay we have heard u, now run along.

His recent exposé on IBD Ibrahim Dende, a powerful smuggler operating along the Seme border, has been aired as a live documentary on Arise News. More interestingly, this same IBD Dende, a close associate of our president was included in the presidential contingent to the recent climate change conference in Dubai, COP28. FIJ did not only expose the rot in the Nigerian Customs, but unknowingly also confirmed that the leopard can never change its spots. Make of that what you will.

At the risk of sounding politically incorrect, no be she go find their trouble?? She mocked their hunger and they mocked her broad shoulders, one one, opari! Naija streetz is military, you just gatz be a soldier because, ‘first to do' no dey pain, na 'second to do' dey make eye red!