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Just imagine her in the middle of the do, telling you to take it easy in AI voice as you go full throttle to pound town, choi!

Funny but the US comes calling only when they're about to rip u off!

APC apologists will just be making lame excuses upandan rather than addressing the foolish incompetence of their choice! So Cardozo is dashing dollars to State Governments anyhow or what is this current clown saying. What is the account name & number the States' allocation is being dollarized into, abi dem dey chook the hard currency inside babariga?? Every explanation that seeks to deny the effect of the destructive policy of floating the naira just further confirms that those that voted for & are still defending this man, did so out of hate for the progress of their nation.

Before you give us import quantity, first tell us how much we have saved since it's removal in May last year. All these statistics don't mean anything to us right now, abi ona don finally decide say statistics dey edible??

Chongai people are well known in the north, especially for their women. They're the Calabar girls of the north (pardon the stereotype), ie, dey go use fork kii you with their high libidos! Na so rain catch me under one Chongai babe roof one night I went adventuring in Zaria back then. At first, it was maximum trips with her supple limbs wrapped tightly around my waist, her tiny bedroom voice urging me on to scatter the matter ever so softly, along with the rain on her zinc roof sounding like her ancestors were clapping for my dexterity. Everytime she mentioned the cold, I would proceed to administer a hot stroke of hard penicillin. Until six rounds later, that melodious voice rather than sounding inviting was beginning to set-off alarms in my head! A-girlie dem no dey use one night stand find pikin naw, dis thing suppose be recreation not disintegration.

Crazy how people perish more from lack of knowledge than hunger.

State with largest storage unit in Nigeria, Lagos State. State with largest natural gas deposit in Nigeria, Imo State! In between the d--k measuring contest, there's non with a plan on how to improve the country's power sector beyond grabbing, snatch and running away with loot unchecked!

That one rascal was mobbed for attempting to practice his political rascality in the wrong locality, has now turned to attempted murder for a man that wasn't present when said rascal's brain was being reset back to factory default! A faction of his party is fighting him, his treasurer is fighting him, the police is fighting him ....Julius, e clear say that position big pass you.

Black holes are definitely feminine entities. Attractive and voracious, never satisfied with what it's got, always hungry for more. Tell me what other creature in all creation can be described as a dark hungry core, camouflaged by a bright outer layer? Women .....can't live with them can't live without them!

Instead of focusing on the Bat mobile plunging the nation straight into poverty & chaos, you're looking at the supposed u-turn made by a private citizen in his own capacity. The leader of the nation is Tinubu, it's his policies and statements that ought to concern you and not a man you and your kind rejected. Abi has hunger made your vomit attractive to you??

So the NPF has now abrogated the position of the Judiciary. They now know more than the courts that have said he is a national Chairman, and have decided he is factional! Shame on the police! Ndi agwu!!

Asswipemod:
You and your ilk on this forum are so gullible. Do you think the North really wants to leave? Be deceiving yourself. They are sending subliminal messages to first, the military which is dominated by them, and then to the peoples of the North to start an insurrection. Think. Why are they doing this? Why are the elites desperate to ruin everything? It's simply because Tinubu reneged on them and his really dealing with them. He has been busy blocking every holes these terrible beings have been using to rape Nigeria blind. He has been cutting off their influence and power and they are now panicking. The food and dollar scarcity was created by them to fight him back. And as naturally wicked and greedy Nigerian business people are, they are following the cue to the detriment of the masses. Do you think it is by accident that BH and Fulani terrorists are everywhere. It's a long term plan to frustrate any Southern president from fixing Nigeria. If it was Tinubu that was president instead of GEJ when BH started, he would have crushed them before they fostered because he is as crazy as anything. He doesn't fear them. GEJ did, though.

'Subliminal' 'reneged', pls can you tell us the details of the said deal Tinubu is reneging on with the North? Which hole is being blocked by an administration that announced "subsidy is gone" but cannot account for a single penny saved since May 29th, last year?? As for "crushing Boko Haram", your Messiah's political party in 2014 wrote to the United States to block the sale of arms to GEJ's administration because according to them, a fight against Boko Haram is a fight against the North. Abi you were not old enough to comprehend political sabotage then?? Why won't terrorists & bandits be everywhere now, when for eight years this same party pampered and feted them while your Tinubu applauded the whole thing! The only thing I can seem to agree with you on is that he is certainly crazy to think the job of being president is a walk in the park. Campaign is over, oya coman do the magic you claimed to be master of, instead na so so explanations with no evidence.

"Food in Nigeria is 20 times cheaper than many other countries"

Yes, that's why the whole world is crying Ebi pami oo while Nigerians are enjoying feasting on potato leaves!

Of course we all know they're all being sponsored by your party to preempt the real protests which will eventually happen at the rate things are going. Your party did it before with fake pastors, fake OBIdients and even fake result sheets, so we're not in the least bit surprised by this! When the common man finally hits the streets, the billboards will not be printed!

Typical APC propaganda and shifting blame techniques. Since the inauguration how much forex has this admin spent on unnecessary expensive purchases & foreign trips? The presidential yacht, luxury vehicle purchases & aviation maintainance are not paid for in Naira but Dollars! Politicians no longer save bribes in Naira but dollars since Dangote moved 70% of his liquidity to dollars. Those dollars held in those Banks don't belong to the MD/CEOs but politicians mostly of the APC, because they're the ruling party and they're the ones in charge of the economy! Imagine investing some of that wasted forex in our ailing health or power sector first, the heat in the country would've been manageable by now.

Shuo, but the same Deji ended up supporting the same Tinubu the bambiala voted for naw! After showing off the dollars he was paid online before the elections, I wonder if he thinks that by airing his fellow brother-in-alms, the part he played in making Nigeria into the tragedy it has become will be forgotten. What a shameless clown.

The Igbo man has been hated & despised because he wanted to go his own way since 1966. If ona try divide onasef comot, the rest of the country will first kill you people as much as you killed the Igbos and strip the north of every single free benefit they have been enjoying, before we let you go. Nonsense, after their broda has finished the country they now want to runaway, lai lai, we die here!! MU-MU ticket pipo.

Less talk more action.

When your principal was removing subsidy & floating the exchange rate, he did not mention desperate politicians then! Trucks were turned back with no arrest made, why are you na preaching to the choir, Oga VP??

I put it to you Seun, that this post is an assault on all honest garri drinkers in this forum. One can't tell if it is the pic that is blurred or the vision. But all the same, there are 18 triangles there.

All Propaganda Congress party of the sophisticated. There's nothing beyond a people that employed fake pastors and fake opposition.

Everyone has a choice, even fools too. But this guy that was given a COR at 4:00AM is operating with a tie-neck mandate and not the people's own. All that have been standing on a mandate they don't know it's origins are just realizing that they've been standing on sinking sand!

It's the same party with the same playbook, so they knew better than anyone else what the situation on ground was before they took over without a plan beyond grabbing & snatching. Furthermore, there is not a single one of them currently in this administration that was not applauding as the previous administration wrecked havoc on the nation's wealth, so this excuse is as DOA as moribund is.

Nice one. But Nigerians are not experiencing food shortage baba, na money shortage be the problem since the value of the cash at hand has been drastically reduced by the head buffoon in charge!

"The ICT Centre is located on a land which also hosts the ongoing Aguleri Unity Centre, which is costing the Community over 300 Million naira to put in other projects they have in mind for their Youth."

It's 2024 and the students are still spending while the teachers are eating potato leaves & crying ebin pawa oo! He definitely knows how to prepare a table before the rejected stone in the presence of his enemies.

Is it Seyi that told them to vote for a doddering half senile senior, why are they disturbing the young man's dinner plans??

Local woman is desperate for a taste of foreign vanilla pipe!

The same people that occupied Nigeria with coffins and pics of a he-goat labeled GEJ for N200 fuel, while publicly calling the President an "ineffectual buffoon and his wife a "shepopotamus", have no moral justification to condemn their opposition for doing same now that their messiah has taken fuel to N680!

Asides being a rubber-stamp non of you guys even know why you're there in the first place. To kill a dog you have to give it a bad name. And they don't know what kind of name to call this dawg because his hands are clean. All he did were by the orders of a man they're all too scared shitless of to callout!

Oga no talking in this town hall, everyone is busy with their own lessons.