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OverCalculating:
What stupid thing have you ever done for your crush for the sake of love? Share your experience. I saw someone's experience and it is very funny 🤣🤣🤣...guys, can you easily relate with this experience attached below?


Nigerian man recounts how adding his ex-girlfriend to his HMO plan 'as wife' has turned into a long-term financial burden, years after their breakup — even after she got married and welcomed a child🤦🏽‍♂️💔

According to him, she still uses the free healthcare benefits, and removing her now could put his job at risk.

So he is saving life and he thinks it is stupid because they are not together? Seriously?

Doesn't sound like you are a good person. I am sorry but I personally will be happy to at least save life.

I was hoping to know the price but this is definitely me coming back to the Nigeria stock exchange after 7 years hiatus.

I will pick 800m or 1billion if by waka you don't mean death. Those are easily options.

GanagiBitrus:
Right, EUFA deserved extra slots.

Italy are in danger of not qualifying, &yet they can comfortably beat most of the countries that qualified from other Federations.

That's why it is world cup not European cup. Europe is not bigger in size than most of the other federations and they have the highest slot because they have many countries some of which are just tiny islands.

franugo:
The officer was following a lawful order given to him by his superior, if Wike had an issue, he should have thrashed it out with the superior, not call the officer a fool and raise his voice like he's talking to Lere

Such an order can't be lawful, we are not in a military regime. We all can agree to hate Woke, and he is a f*cking tw*t that deserves extreme pain, but we can also agree that what the officer did is wrong. No sugar coating it.

franugo:
Dey speak English, Wike should go to court. He's a lawless man who only obeys court orders when it pleases him

Wike is a disgrace, a very garrulous human being and a shylock but let's be real, the military has no such rights. Like ALTERNATEID posited, we are not in the military regime. Wike deserved what happened but the military was wrong. It is a fact.

I am an usher. I am not likely to be his first point of contact, the female ushers will be. My job would be to calm them down and take over the situation.

I will find a way to compel him outside. Then call the attention of the Pastor's wife who is the person I trust the most for this type of thing.

I am sure she will ask us to get him cleaned up and changed his clothes. My biggest issue would be getting people not to fear.

I will advise you to leave all the good qualities she has and not marry her. It is not worth it. What will be worth it for you is a young looking lady who is probably using football age with you and who doesn't have those good characters.

As par say you no deserve good things.

If she had not aborted you would still have had issues with her if she doesn't conceive. It is your mindset.

Yes, she did something wrong, but with or without it, your mindset exists.

nurd:
Yes, thanks so much. I really understand. I pray you bounce back better. I can't imagine what it'll feel like to experience that much of a drop. SEO is really that volatile. But with your experience, it's really a matter of time. Can't advice seeing you have much more experience than me. Really hope you get your health issue sorted out completely too.

I have dabbled in pretty much all except link building. It is not my strong area, which is why I always resort to buying expired domains.

I did made some money with flipping and would have continued if not what happened. Was about to make close to 50million on a site sale, and boom, Google destroyed the site while it was being listed on Empire Flippers. I sold another $10k through Epik and Robert Monster made away with it all. These two events affected me a lot at that time.

Where I need help now is offering local SEO as foreign clients don't want to work with yet while the Nigerian companies I've encountered aren't serious. But I feel relieved seeing what is still possible if I can keep going.

But if you don't mind, why did you decide to pivot from site flipping? This is the method I want to see if I can get back into. Plan is to get a powerful expired domain and go from their. And seeing that a lot of strong domains (in terms of backlinks) are still ranking really well, I believe, as you have posited, that there is still a lot if opportunities here.

I think I know you in person. Small world. Please look for my email address on my threads and email me. Maybe we can do some things together.

nurd:
Just stumbled on your post while making research for diversify. I'm been an SEO too for close to 10 years, and I've been scared since March 2024 when Google deindex all my sites. I have not been able to find a viable alternative till now.

Truly it has been a challenge lately. My revenue has dropped from minimum of $20k per month to a minimum of $5k per month. I was having as much as $45k per month at a stage last year then health and Google happened. My major issue has been health, marital wahala and little to do with Google.

I sincerely believe I will climb back because my methods will continue to be relevant. I do SEO link building for companies and not directly responsible for their full SEO which means as long as SEO exists, I will continue to be relevant. People will always want to build links.

Another area that I know people will continue to look for is experts in local SEO and it is quite easy. Getting your first client will be hard but once you do and you have social proof from there, you are good to go. You can charge between $750 and $2500 per client and it is easy managing as many as 15 clients.

Another method is site flipping. I was the king here before I chose to pivot but coming back to it as well. The plan is to find sites whose owners don't know the value and buy them over. My plan is to target sites that are already making at least $2500 per month, pay the owners a multiple of 24 ( for a site making $2500 per month, that will be $57k ), extremely risky for newbies but my chances of losing is not high.

I am trying not to give away too much here but here is how if I get such a site I will recoup my investment within 1 year, even possible within 6 months but I won't go into details, I want to help but I hope you understand.

Selling back links - The main reason I am willing to put serious money on this is backlinks sales and client hunting. SEO agencies and owners of business will DEFINITELY be contacting me for sponsored guest posts on these sites and because many of these people are always looking for more websites and I have partnership with over 24k website owners ( I was once an outreach manager for two of the biggest guest post market places hence the relationship I have with website owners ), I can offer them sites that are not mine and mark up the price. For each deal my mark up is usually between $100-$450. And depending on how big the client is, you can be getting 10 deals from a single client ( I worked with a client who was doing 25 deals per month through me and my mark up was $350 on average).

This method is not as easy as I have written this but if you are smart, you can make millions easily from this even with the current state of things. Partnering with webmasters and exchanging email contacts of link buyers is another interesting way. You give them your own leads in exchange for theirs and milk the contacts, I have such partnership with 25 websites owners and it is growing. I won't go into full details in this spect I am sorry.

I hope you make a come back pretty soon. Don't give up.

Use land mass to make the list and you will see Nigeria has way more churches compared to it land mass.

So she is this cheap. That's just 4m per month. I have always known that most of them are not half as rich as they make themselves look.

May his soul rest in peace if it deserves it

May his soul rest where it deserves.

I am so sorry to read what you are going through. I know how it feels as I am going through similar thing. I pray GOD sees you through.

DyshApp:
A Nigerian lady ended her relationship after discovering her boyfriend secretly married another woman when she became pregnant—only to learn, post-delivery DNA results proved he wasn’t the father.

This account was shared in a series of posts on X (formerly Twitter) by @themamaG_, who confirmed it happened to her and explained why she walked away.

She wrote: “I found out last year that my boyfriend got someone else pregnant. He rushed into a marriage because of the pregnancy, but this year we discovered through a DNA test that the child isn’t his.”

Feeling betrayed and unwilling to “share” him with a baby mama, she continued: “I broke up with him because I can’t share a man—especially one who has a child with someone else.”

“He needed to take responsibility for his actions. He hurt me, yes, but I weighed my options and decided to move on. Even if he wanted me back now, I’m never going back to an ex. I’m proud of how I handled it and my heart is still 🤍.”

Reflecting on her intuition, she added:

“The craziest part is that I told him before we split that the child might not be his. Turns out I was right—crazy stuff.”

The chances of this post being a clout chasing stunt is extremely high. I can bet my left testicle that it only happened in her imagination.

Mistersolar:
the catfish you eat eats maggot, now if you cut dead person for catfish dem go chop am too and you self go enjoy the catfish with beer ooo

I hate you. And I have some catfish in the freezer. I hate you I swear.

So you people know pouch rats eat dead people? Probably the dirty animal ever. If you give me to eat and I ate it before knowing I can kill you.

And I eat a lot of busy meats as I grew up in the village myself. But Okete ( pouch rats )? GOD forbid.

oluwaseyi0:
What's tithe doing there?

It is his faith and belief. He has every right to it. Don't bully him into believing what you believe. It is none of your F*cking problem.

Chilipepper:
If you know when this Generator
Was sold for 10k, Signify!!

This was our first generator in 1999, it was 7k.

rinzaugustine:
Everywhere in the news now is now about ashawo talk of Natasha and not the bad governance that have currently ruined Nigeria….Nigeria is a cursed zoo that can never prosper as a country till the shithole breaks up

Your family house is the cursed zone. Idiota.

Interested in this too.

Bumping this up.

Reading the comments on the first page shows the IQ level in Nigeria is very low.

The bank doesn't need to have the money, it is electronic transfer ffs.

Yes. Just before covid. Heineken. It involves me going to Germany and I won't be able to go with my wife and my girls. £6000 A month and with a chance to bring my family for 2 years. I rejected it cos I didn't want to cheat and I know I would cheat. I so regret it now.

Then 2 months ago, I got an offer of $4500 a month, part time. I rejected it because I know they will come back to me. And they will. The Indian they gave the job too is a rookie SEO and I am sure they will come back.

I am not greedy, I have been doing digital marketing and SEO for 17 years and as a result no longer cheap.

bukatyne:
Lovely analysis 👌 👍 👏

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Merry Christmas and happy new year to you and yours too.

Newborn27:
Aside from the analysis on fuel and rent...there are lots of things being poor does to one that being rich or averagely okay wouldn't...e.g see finish, misconception and others.

I know your intentions with this reply but tell you what? If you as a woman, especially a married woman, learn to honour boundaries and not harassing or stalking people, people won't "see you finish". There is something called dignity for a reason.