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Dyt:
Really
But mine is separated and bent oo

Team chop nails

Lolz, the day my gf slept over at my place, all my nails were missing. I guess she chop am after she finished her own

accepted!!
Same way jobless ladies doesn't deserve to get married or even date.

Lolz, my ex once told me she will never understand if I go broke and am trying to explain why I cant afford to buy her stuff she requested for.

I put her to test and that's exactly what she did.

I call the relationship off and told her to call me when she's ready to understand a broke guy.

DOZZMAN62@GMAIL.COM
tHANKS

I hate what you did, you are such a player though you might not know what you are doing but it's bad.

You sent her mixed signals, you definitely know she will come for you, you didn't stop there, you also went ahead and kissed her. hahaaa it will only take the grace of God for virgin to resist that not to talk of someone who is not.

me and you know what you did, and it's bad, stop using her as yr learning tool.

Evergreen4:
What happened to the doctrine of "chop and clean mouth" ?

buhahaha. kalokalo doctrine

To the guy above me, letting us know his moniker will do us a big favor. I know ppl will take advantage of this.

dicksonxtreme:
House, Please I need Amazon acct that has been used for purchase before.. ..

Any help just quote this

PM me

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I don't know if anybody ever try this, trying to balance between on and off of a bulb switch and see what happens.

the bitch keep winning when we play soccer, even wen i use Madrid.

now i can charge my phone secretly on my friends laptop.

tanx op

eyeview:
Let me tell you this...
1,The moment you get to have sex with her,that friendship is destroyed forever. It will never be same again with her.
2,Its not every advance from a lady that you must weakly fall for. Had it been she was the one in a troubled relationship that had issues,would she give in to your advances? I guess no.
3,She's going thru a lonely phase and if you manage to avoid this,when she gets into a happy relationship,she'll appreciate you for being a gentleman.

I wish I saw this post earlier, I will av make a change

MzNelly:
We want romance

Don't you guys watch telemundo?

they prefer telekondo

Collinz2:
seriously? If u dnt get it then stop buggin me with f.ucking question

Bug?
I tot bug is an insect, so how am I a bug?


Lolz,
I notice u are cool headed so I wanna see if u get provoked at times.

Gud morning Mr. collinz

Collinz2:
OH MY GOD!!! U have to be on payg to use any method

which one is any method, is that the third. method?

Collinz2:
To y'all who want a clear tutorials on payg trick read carefully.
Ther are two methods:
1. Transfer method.
2. 1mb method.

1. TRANSFER METHOD
1. Get two sim cards.
2. One must be on Payg plan.
3. Load any amount on the other sim.
4. Now transfer #30 to the payg sim (nothing more or less).
5. Now switch on your data connection and start browsing and downloading.
6. Browse for 50min - 55min and disconnet.
7. Transfer #30 to the sim again and continue.
Some people take the risk of connecting again without transfer again (the choice is yours).

2. 1MB METHOD
1. Activate the 1mb (recommended).
2. To be safe transfer #35 to the sim.
3. On/connect your data.
4. Connect your vpn (very important).
5. And start browsing.
6. When it stop browsing off your data wait for 3sec - 5sec and re-connect.

NOTE:
1. If you dont connect vpn you are taking the risk of browsing for 3omin and getting your money zapped.
2. The 1mb expire at 11:59pm and etisalat auto-renew it.
3. If no methods work for you that means its your sim card.

*330*1# - Activate 1mb.
*330*2# - Deactivate 1mb.
*200*2*2*1*1# - activate 1mb (Alternative way).
*200*2*2*1*2# - Deactivate 1mb (Alternative way).
*223*0000*amount*recipient number# - To transfer.

If you dont understand ask reasonable question......

Do I need to be on payg b4 I can do d second method?

i cant. help but laugh my a$$* off, i believe all the story and there is nothing u can say that will change my mind set about India

Yes its true, check here also.

www.IFiClickThatLinkMakeiBend.com

Collinz2:
wait he can receive my calls, my message, use my credit and data?

nop he won't receive yr messages, Buh for calls u get it simultaneously.

Mathematical:
BACK OF COURSE.. EVEN IF MY BAE SAYS I SHOULD COME ON TO THE FRONT.. I'LL STILL RESPECT HER..DECLINE AND STAY PUT.. WHAT'S WITH THE FRONT THINGY? .

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ar u sure u ar a lady, coz I so love yr way of thinking.

akashi01:
yes...once there's data on one it will work on both

who e go con favour, u go dey receive his call na, including using his credit.

akashi01:
oga collinz please can I clone your sim so that we can be rocking the payG together?....I've been locked out of payG fr over a week now

Ar u sure it's gonna work that way, or av u tried it b4?

I read this slowly and it brings back old memory, lolz

I believe what you don't know its a sin is not a sin.


who wants to play Mummy and Daddy?

StealthyMe:
Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe

Small Children...e don tey wey we don dey scope

DAT one too long

she- unfortunately my sub will expire any minute from now.

me - ehnn ehn, OK take care ehn.

dorlapoh20:
Eyah i would have seen you if i had seen you earlier

still trying to decoded diz English, nairalander can speak oyinbo sha, tanx anyway. u save my a$$

dorlapoh20:
Good luck now i don quote u no do that ooooo

u late na, I don jump already, after I don dey inside one fish belle

no body av ever do all diz to me, no body like me, even till now nobody as ever quote me or even like my post.

on my way to river Ogun, I must jump ni.

I pray they no finish diz blood one day, if dey finish am maybe dey go come dey shout muscle of Jesus or flesh of Jesus

igi aruwe

atupa mii DA

baba jeun soke

fikan gbakan

Sunday elese OSI

bamidele baba

ipadabo omo chibok

ibadi aran

Igbo sambisa

America maa gbo

superb list.
try them and bring testimonies.