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Sure you are good enough for what you are requesting for?

Lets see ya face, ya taste sound to be very high. I want to know if you are good enough for what I have for you.

Show ya face ooooo

@ poster
valentine? its simply rubbish, nonsense self indulgence and unrealistic show of unfounded infatuation named "love"

Posting this on behalf of my cousin

- tell us the truth, are you sure you are not talking about yaself?

do not have strenght for trouble

- Yoruba english!!!!

studying animal science

- a zoo keeper can do as a hubby

cause she just got out of a relationship

- she never learn from this

her phone number would be given to the serious one.

- you sound to be the unserious one
Get something better to do. Read, pass out and get a job at the zoo

Is this what you want to do in your entire life? With the community money that was used to send you to school, this is what you came out with: asking help on how to toast a girl.
Which school did you go self?
Anyway a candid advice for you:
Check out the suya man or road side roasted chicken seller closest to you and they will gladly put you thru.
Olodo like you.

You can only combat something you are trained to combat.
How can you combat fake pastors when you are not trained as an "unfake" Pastor.
Leave God to do that, just pray you do not fall into their hands.
Do not be deceived: fake Pastors must exist!
Cos if there is no fake, then you cannot have the genuine.

Why is everyone blaming Berti, the devil sorry! the bad guy here is Sani Mumu, sorry again, Lulu and his ash-brained board members.
If i was contacted by Mumu to handle the eagles with this kind of pay, i go take oooo.
Until Mumu and his gang are flushed out, we shall continue to see vultures instead of eagles on the pitch
Nigeria should brace up for the worst super vultures ever to be seen.
May God forgive Mumu and the gang.

Poor boy! He must have been so tired from his "mehgaurd" night job he is using to support his football career.
The pressure from home for more money must have weighed the guy down.
Sorry ooo.

@ poster
Thanks for the info.
Its heart warming to hear that such a feat can be achieved from this part of the globe.
This great man of God has shown us that with your faith, nothing is too high for you to achieve.
Thank God for giving us such a man of faith.
We expect many mind blowing faith-driven achievements.

Try this, she looks serious enough as you requested

What is Sani Lulu and his board waiting for? They should go along with Berti
I think his name should read Sani Mumu rather than Sani Lulu

Maybe she looked like this:

:p :p :p

Cool joke, nice one too

This lady sent in her picture for your consideration.
You can give her a chance.

You Man are sick. I fail to understand the jazz behind the worship of some jerry curled overweight man. This is really disturbing

I feel very irritated and shocked at the choice of your words.
You seem to be ignorant of the simple meaning of "overweight" and "worship"
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[li]The man is not overweight dummy![/li]
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I believe if the poster had said he was Bush's look alike you would have smiled like a jackass.
I like Pastor Chris, he is successful at what he does and good looking. Try to appreciate good thing when you see one.
Aisha you are an apology, what a sense of judgment you exhibit!

Please i need a clarification on this very important topic.
Abraham, Jacob, David, Solomon etc married more than one wife and they are very relevant in christiandom today!
Is God against polygamy?

Let me give you some lessons Mr know All?

Interestingly nigerians are very good in praise singing,there is no mush ado about him.

I believe you ran out of Nigeria seeking for "greener pasture" in a strange land and yet you can open your mouth to say we like praise singing as if you are not a nigerian, please hang it. Are you in any way different, who's giving you false feeling of belonging to where you are seen as pest!
Your sense of judgment is unreliable and thwarted cos you live in a society where immorality and crazy behaviours are the order of the day, so you have no audacity to tell us that "there is no much ado about him'.

In the areas of Miracle workings i doubt him 100%

How can you have a sound sense of judgment when everything around you fights everything about divinity and miracles, am not surprised.

but i do agree that God do work some miracles through him

You are confused.

coping with the bully attitudes of the Healing school members

Whenever you go to the hospital and spend all your life savings with 'gbese', how nice the nurses can be to you?! Now you come to a place where you do not pay a dime but when you are strictly asked to behave in certain manner, you term it 'bully'.
Can you try misbehaving in the presence of a witch doctor but you see God's presence as a place where anything goes?

at the end of the day a prayer from Pastor chris has not done anything to change the situations of these children.

Now Pastor Chris has become the "bad guy" here cos out of many sick folks that came with many going back healed, whose fault is it? From your comment it is clear you need some lessons on "walking by faith".

He is too flamboyant as an ordinary man of God

Is it wrong for a man of God to be rich? Well if you check up the meaning of 'flamboyant', i think it gives a good description of the man of God.

I personally expected him to help Sunny Okosun(his kinsman) in his medical treatment

Your personal opinion is of no relevance here.
If Sunny Okosun desires divine healing, he knows what to do, so do not paint Pastor Chris in bad picture for Sunny's predicament, he is old enough to speak for himself.

instead of spending heavy money on his publicity worldwide and drop his expensive life style with body guards.

It is quite pathetic that you do not know what it takes to preach the Gospel in our day. How can you, when the land you are sojourning lives in pitch black rejecting the light of the Gospel. You are just a replicate of your society.
Not a dime of your money is used in his co called "expensive" life style whereas your hard earned money is being blown away in Iraq everyday, sorry for you ooooooo. The bodyguards are for deviants like you that have no respect for spiritual authority. People who dare tread where angels dread.
So you see that you are only a guy with little or no knowledge of this topic, be very careful how you talk about men of God cos you were never given the responsibility of policing the Church of God.
Learn to seal your lips else you might blame yourself, not a threat but an advise.

Still waiting too.
Keep your cool, no shaking, the calls will soon start pouring in.
Am 100% sure of it.
Remember, na government thing, so many bottle necks.

Are you sure you are not talking about yourself here?
Your joke is out of order, stop cutting and pasting, even if you have to, try take some time and edit it!

Let us share the theme God gave the various churches this year 2008.
Mine is Year of Fulfilment.

The rich will always rule over the poor. Nice joke

Very dull joke

Can someone tell me how this is supposed to be funny?!?!?

Very funny

Cool, see what alcohol can do to you!