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Samuel femi 0256323441 Wema bank |
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Why not.. will do it over and over again... Did it when we had our first baby... Doing it again now that we are still expecting another... She deserves it... Kudos to all virtuous woman out there... |
please what could be wrong, could it be my browser ,do the English test now and was scored zero. |
please can somebody help me with feeding chart from fries to fingerlings, meant how may days will someone give the fries artemia before changing the feed.thanks |
please can somebody help me with feeding chart, meant how may days will someone give the fries artemia before changing the feed.thanks |
please add me too 07038981729 |
Please I need a farm work or a fish farm job, am a graduate of aquaculture and fisheries,I have practical experience in breeding and management of fish seeds. My location is Abeokuta Ogun state |
please i need a job (agriculture sector)am a graduate of aquaculture and fisheries management.. with vast experience in fish breeding...fish management etc |
Please house I need advice...I have a job interview on Saturday 29th of this month as a hostel master and agric teacher.. Please what do I need to prepare for. What are the things I should be prepared for. this is my first interview... don't want to loose this opportunity. thanks |
emmahoney:thanks Sir |
Please nairalands I need your advice...I have job interview on Saturday 29th of this month as a hostel master and agric teacher.. Please what do I need to prepare for. What are the things I should be prepared for. this is my first interview... don't want to loose this opportunity. thanks |
YORUBAAAAAAAA!!!
Yoruba people can't correct someone without adding insult as a suffix.
1. do it like this, ode.
2. press the red button, oponu.
3. hold it for me, didirin!
4. you can't greet person, alaileko.
5. give it to your brother, agbaya.
6. Go and take your bath, obun.
7. Go and do your assignment, Olodo.
8. you better wake up, oloorun iya.
9. Yago lona funmi joor, arindin.
10. iwo ni moun pe......aditi.
11. where are you coming from, onirin kurin?
12. Stop writing on the wall, Baseje!
13. you forgot what I just told you now, alakogbagbe.
14. So the one you ate is not enough, oloun je iya.
15. who put your mouth there, saliu elenu gboro?
16. Is that where I asked you to put it, abunu.
17. I know you are laughing now..... oni yeye.
Ours is the best culture... |
SEX IS SWEET!!! Most downfalls of men are caused by MULTIPLE girlfriends. Sex is a spiritual encounter I stand to be corrected, not every girl has a good spirit, some are demon, some has poison in between their legs, some are killers and destiny destroyers, be careful. A man who can control his sexual urge is a man who can live many years on earth. 1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer, a cheat and a boy. 2. A real man has only one woman in his life. 3. For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely. 4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers. 5. Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward. 6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother. If she can't be your wife don't sleep with her. 7. Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you. If you don't you will have few days on earth with much poverty on you. You may insult me but it doesn't matter to me now, because am done telling you this. 8. It is not everything you see under skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you and leave you uncomfortable. Control your sex urge. Self control and abstinence in most cases pays a lot. 9. Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Those things are just packaging; and packaging can be very deceptive avoid such. 10. Respect any lady that loves you. Yes, its not easy for a lady to throw her love on you and support your future. 11. Do not beat any woman, even if she is not your wife. 12. Real man learn how to keep secret, not all that happens in your home that you turn to discussion outside with friends or family.BE THE REAL MAN TODAY.. |
great one ijebu
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let it go bro... pls do not beat her....such a lady doesn't deserved you.. eventually if she shows up tomorrow....let her no the truth and ends it there....at the fullness of time she ll understand and what will follow na regret. |
BossLaifay:thank you |
Koolking:so what is the difference between seed n gift o...the iPhone n lappy was sown into his life....him for reject am or take am to Charity organization |
frequent or not ...please never mind.... |
Mandrake007:thank you....all claiming to be Virgin y their level of purity and chastity is zero.... |
midehi2:thank you jare. ....blind love |
please be my mentor..am interested,. ..this is my email ....Samuelfemi365@gmail.com. thanks |
good for them
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desreek9:oh yes tell them....abortion z murder....some ladies don't even no when they r ovulating |
EMOTIONAL MANAGEMENT This lady's experience is worth sharing 2004 he was out of job. I was responsible for upkeep of the family. I was out on a particular day to look for daily bread. Coming back earlier than usual, I noticed the special attention and focused by people on me on entering my street. I opened the gate, a neighbour on her balcony ran inside. I saw curtains doing open and close and I knew something was wrong. It was a big compound of six flats. Mine was the storey building BQ at the back and we occupied the first floor. On getting to my door, I called out to my neighbour upstairs. Me - Mummy Femi, eku ile oh (Greetings) From upstairs - TV volume muted...... I had my key with me, but I refused to use it. I went to the kitchen exit door knocking. .... Me - Hello Dear. Please come and open the door for me. I don't want to enter through the sitting room because of my loads. No response. ..... Me - I don't know why you are sleeping like this. If you like come and open, this is where I will be till you wake up oh. Inside - Murmuring and tip toeing........ Main door silently opened and closed. ........ Bedroom door opened with a bang.. Then yawning and stretching. He opened the kitchen door for me and I entered my house. If you don't get the gist let me explain. I knew from people's action that he was in the house with a woman. Neighbours are ready to watch a show they didn't pay for. But; 1. I was not ready to entertain them. 2. I was not ready to make mockery of my family. 3. I was not ready to lose my freedom. 4. I hate mosquitoes with a passion. If I start a fight and anything happen to either of them, they won't allow me to use mosquitoes repellant in prison. So I gave him time to clear his mess. On entering my room I was greeted by the perfume of the silly girl and saw one earing on the bed. The girl lives opposite our house. Days after I went to her house with the earring. Me - Knocks on her door..... Her mother - Opened with fears written all over her. Me - Good afternoon ma. Please I'm looking for Victoria. Mother - Ko si nile. Se kosi? (She's not at home. Hope no problem) Me - Kosi ma. Mowa fun ni earring e to jabo sori bed mi nigba towa ba oko mi sun ni ma. (No problem ma. I just came to return her earing that dropped on my bed when she had sex with my husband) Her mother - shaking like pepeye (duck) ...... I dropped the earing and left. In all situations always control your emotions and learn to cry with open eyes. Think of yourself first No man with untamed libido is worth fighting for. If all your sacrifice doesn't work, leave honourably..... Don't stigmatized yourself and embarrass your family. |
opelyem:Please Sir can we talk on WhatsApp 07061501193 |
ddestiny20:talk2femy@gmail.com |