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FeBuhari14
(3 weeks to go)

That was 30 years ago. Now what do you think our children will be digging out of the dump of history in the next 30 years?:

23/01/2035

They will be reading something of this nature:

GEJ could neither defeat bokorams nor rescue Chibok girls until GMB came on board in 2015

akinsadeez:
Oh! So now his sense has returned. He didn't know all this when he was joining the PDP to pronounce a certificate as fake based on a unilorin journal. His apology does not change anything. we already know where his loyalty lies.

#change

#Febuhari 14

#GMB till Patience Jonathan knows the meaning of 'incumbent'

Oh...you don't know that pdp can release the kind of money that can make some people's brain shut down

anonimi:
Otuoke ke? Nobody dey go that direction oh!
After FailBuhari 14th, all roads lead to Daura

I just returned from being banned without trial When Buhari becomes the presi in may he will change all the nairaland mods and señd the present ones to exile in otuokeland

Seun:
If I caught this kind of fish, I would fry it and eat it every day morning, afternoon, and night, until it's finished. Fried fish and iced water.
I would also grind the bones, intestines, skin, eggs, and other yucky parts that I can't eat, and mix them with rice or couscous for my dog.

Hopefully, you will spare the eyebrows of the fish

All questions answer. Shame on pdp government.

They couldn't search for Chibok girls
They couldn't search for missing $20b
They couldn't search for bokoharams and their sponsors
they couldn't search for solution to epileptic power supply but...

They dedicate all their time, energy and our resources to demanding for a learned general's secondary school certificate.

Shame on them

Nice one

FFk and other fear-gripped pdp members should just call themselves to order even while they prepare for long years away from looting.

anonimi:
You mean like the pensioner who wept in 2011 after his third failure but has returned to us to EMPLOY him to our nation's top job after shakara boasting that would be his final attempt at convincing us to RECRUIT him

Maybe if he had not LIED about ABANDONING secondary school to join the army we might have pitied him this time!





Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos

Anini, u no well o na our president you dey paint like that. I hope you are preparing to relocate to otuoke with your guy in may.

Kandaha:
Nope, that's the Bailaiff of Court. They seldom wear the Uniform to effect service tho . Anyways, Dbanj was served by substituted means and the method used in this instance was by pasting it on his last known address .

So the man in Uniform is actually Mr Idowu , check the Affidavit of Service.

Thank you lol I got it all mixed up

KanwuliaJara:
See YORUBA FAKE LIFE?
Instead of going to school jeje. . . .HE IS BUSY SMOKING IGBO AND CHOPPING TOTO IN AMSTERDAM'S RED-LIGHT DISTRICT?
Ewu BADAGRY!
I never liked him anyway.

Always looked fake.

Davido SHORTY-GANGSTER. . . .Omo DIMPLES! Watch out. . . YOUR ARE NEXT. . . with that your 'slimy, snake-like tongue' and short 'blokos'!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/848589_DAVIDO_CHEVY_CAMARO_1_jpgebbf171cd93b2d6578d87124baf28249

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1564863_1536404_davido_jpeg1a5b1c3e84cff3b188733c1e87433940_jpeg1d2be84d52267360b5db4a229f8e638e

It is better to be a debtor than to pretend to be Alaba trader with big warehouse while you rob every night or disguise to be fighting for Allah by the name Bokoharam while you rob banks, kidnap for ransom, rape, steal and destroy. Yoruba fake life is still better

olashas:
Naaah. Court bailiff. Can you see the other guy with a white shirt? That should be his 'gate man'.

Oh ok

Is that his uniformed gateman proudly displaying the court summons in front of camera? I smell another old soldier returning to labour market soon.

Afternote: I learnt that was a court bailiff that came to serve the court summons.

His next single release after paying the debt will be 'mo bo lowo won remix remixed again'

Creative findings indeed. In KSU, are there only girls from Kogi state?

Lol. They were expecting Buhari's campaing line to be ''I didn't have a certificate''

Time to act fast. They are probably there to open a branch of their evil and sadistic religion there.

Misplaced priorities in demonstration

Shameless pdp government. if they had invested this much energy into fighting insurgency and corruption Nigeria would have become a developing country

Faun:
FFK has continued to disgrace himself and his Yoruba race.
The people who used to hail him during his days of s..t.upidity in the early 2014 (Ilugunboy, Berem, Aresa, Demdem) now look like complete oafs. He ain't Omoluabi no more.
FFK is a representative of his people. Give him food and he'd even slap his own father.

This Fani hen I don tire for him case.

Samchelsea:
Fair enough
.
2011...Buhari and Pastor Tunde Bakare...2015 Buhari
and Pastor Osinbajo,...2019 Buhari and Cardinal
Okogie,....2023 Buhari and Bible

Lol are you saying Jonathan will drop Osinbajo for Okogie during his second term campaign? I don't think Buhari needs 8 years, 4 is enough to practically transform this nation.

So sad

I am sure he will present his shoes along with the uniform since he wasn't shoeless in his primary school days

9jauk:
Charly boy oya eat this

This guy pass Charly boy...he don evict this big rat so that he go sleep inside.

Uchwilliam:
I see some sense in dis

I hope you know where to get your own coffin, Check olx.

kingphilip:
me PDP? taar
I'm neither apc nor PDP

I just de observe the useless politics jare

Lol. I was more of an observant too before I decided we need change. Try to vote for Buhari o. You hear?

kingphilip:
and somebody trying to correct a mistake is making a mistake my kid sis wouldn't have made

You got me there. You must be PDP no doubt

Hold on please I am searching for my PVC.
GMB all d way

They are laughing at the peedickpee loosers. Nothing unusual