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RomancePls Save Me, This Girl Wants To Kill Me. by oluclem(op): 11:42pm On Jul 25, 2009
There is this girl that work in an office next to my office in the same plaza but different employer. One day, this girl told me she likes me. As a young man, i have nothing to do than to accept her proposal. After the day work, I took her with my car to a nearby hotel and we had a "nice time" I never knew I have just sign a contract with the devil. That evening, we agreed to keep the relationship secret from everybody with the plaza. The next day she came back and want a repeat of the previous day show and I decline. She vow to report me to my employer( A pastor). cos i want to keep my job, I agreed. Ever since then she has become Oliver Twist grin grin lol. I am tired of this kind of relationship that is center on S*X only and I don't want her to report. please what should I do. I need every NL advice urgently.
RomanceRe: I Want To Die by oluclem(m): 6:44pm On Jul 25, 2009
What are you still waiting for, i checked on u today and discover you are still alive grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date A Male Virgin by oluclem(m): 6:37pm On Jul 25, 2009
platinumnk:
i know this 28 male virgin, he is the sweetest and one of my best friends.
platinumnk o ni ro,
how do you know? he is the sweetest, is he your boy friend or best friend?
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date A Male Virgin by oluclem(m): 6:30pm On Jul 25, 2009
walakolobo:
A male virgin, irrespective of his age, is already a dead man waiting to be buried, havent he heard of the saying "An hard di ck is a terrible thing to waste"
lol

I was once a virgin until my gf disvirgin me, Unforturnately, after gathering all the experience needed. She started complaining. lol

platinumnk:
yeah I would, they are the sweetest. wink
Pls tell them
RomanceRe: Where Is The Best Place To Kiss Your Girl Friend? by oluclem(m): 10:43pm On Jul 21, 2009
Canuck, What do u mean by ''IN HER GARDEN"
but as for me, I think it is anywhere u have d opportunity.
RomanceRe: If Women Were The Only Humans In The World It Would Be by oluclem(m): 11:16am On Jul 20, 2009
There won't be any need for nude dressing cos there are no men to seduce. Lol
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Lose Interest In Relationships After The Chase? by oluclem(m): 7:40pm On Jul 19, 2009
1 of D reason dat makes guys to back out or lose interest after a relationship is wen d lady in concern plays to hard to get. Sometimes, some girls feel dey all in all. In such a situation. Guy does nothing dan to play along pending d time he wil have a reason to back out.
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by oluclem(m): 9:05pm On Jul 16, 2009
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I dey pity sexy(whatever she call herself)  cry cry cry cry cry cry

sexyLeamon:
you guys will seriously kill me with this topic it wasn't intended to hurt anyone.
I'm pleading on her behalf that guys she forgive her, she said this topic wasn't intended to hurt anyone,  it's just to show her prefrence and love for dog grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: She Dated His Brother In-law; Now She’s Engaged To Him. by oluclem(m): 11:28pm On Jul 14, 2009
My own advice is that she should tell the new guy, if they are meant to be, they will and if not, then she has to continue with her life. But to keep silent is like prosponing the evil day.

Reason: The former guy may tell this new guy or change the whole thing to blackmail and start using that as an opportunity to come back (Oliver Twist) for wink wink wink wink wink wink
PropertiesRe: Lagos Lawmakers Disagree Over Tenancy Bill by oluclem(m): 10:44pm On Jul 14, 2009
damola1:
What's my own?


These lawmakers are wasting time on issues they are well aware there's very little they can do.
No mind them,

Why don't they work with the executive to increase the annual housing allowance (from the maximum 150k) that can hardly pay for a one bedroom self contain rather than trying to tell landlords what to charge on "their" building
EducationRe: Is Homework A Waste Of Time For Primary School Children? by oluclem(m): 10:25pm On Jul 14, 2009
I have read every nairalander contribution to this topic, but to some extent, I want to believe that homework is a waste of time, especially for children in some private school between the basic one to basic three. Most time their home work are things that are too big for children of their age to understand. At the end of the day, their teachers end up testing the parent/guardian knowledge, rather than pupils themselves.
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RomanceRe: My Girl_friend Is A Mamiwater~ Water Spirit! by oluclem(m): 12:02am On Jun 27, 2009
Tudór:
This is a really stupid thread. . .*hisses*
mami water ko. . . .uncle paraga ni. . .
lol
grin grin grin grin grin

Tudór, you wan kill me with laughter
Which one be Uncle paraga?
RomanceRe: Would You Choose A Partner On Religion Or On Love? by oluclem(m): 11:43pm On Jun 26, 2009
It is true that Love covereth all sin, But are there real love without other factors?
Like: Religious, Money etc.

As for me, no matter where thta "LOVE" is coming from, if you're not a christian, I won't marry you,
Simple
BusinessRe: Best Nigerian Bank? by oluclem(m): 11:31pm On Jun 26, 2009
oceanx:
UBA PLC
UBA koo UBA Ni, Abeg, People should mention other bank. Within a twinkling of an eye, UBA will finish your money with their hidden Charges.

As for me, I will Prefer every other banks excluding UBA.

But for WEMA, First Bank & Union Bank, Always go there with your mat. grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dokubo Rejects Amnesty by oluclem(m): 9:14pm On Jun 26, 2009
tkb417:
thank u.
i take am resemble you
Resemble who? Ko so ri e mbe
PoliticsRe: Two Members Of The Federal House Of Reps Exchange Blows by oluclem(m): 9:10pm On Jun 26, 2009
deb:
Man! Our lawmakers are so passionate about our country.
See them fighting for our rights everyday grin grin grin bunch of imbeciles cheesy

LMAO grin grin grin How about Ekiti vs Osun?
Gbam grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Two Members Of The Federal House Of Reps Exchange Blows by oluclem(m): 9:08pm On Jun 26, 2009
Eaglebabe:
The two snators senators should be sent Niger Delta that where they will be most useful.
lol

I bet you they won't, dey no wan die
PoliticsRe: Dokubo Rejects Amnesty by oluclem(m): 4:16pm On Jun 26, 2009
asha 80:
Since he is also a thief what is he still doing in power huh
Help ask tkb417

olodo
PoliticsRe: Two Members Of The Federal House Of Reps Exchange Blows by oluclem(m): 4:09pm On Jun 26, 2009
Tudór:
Those two idiots,instead of eating our money for free should put their talent to good use and represent nigeria in boxing for the next olympics. . . grin
Gbam, you've said it all.
PoliticsRe: Honourable S M Eyiboh For President by oluclem(m): 4:07pm On Jun 26, 2009
MrCrackles:
I dont give a fuc.k if the same phrase was used for John F Kennedy
The dude who sponsored you to come and shout his name on the internet is not for President, maybe a local government leader! grin
lol grin grin grin grin grin grin
BusinessRe: Best Nigerian Bank? by oluclem(m): 3:54pm On Jun 26, 2009
All the Banks are good except for UBA angry angry angry with their numerous hidden charges angry angry angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson Died: Cardiac Arrest by oluclem(m): 11:33pm On Jun 25, 2009
[/quote][quote author=wavemasta link=topic=288713.msg4090874#msg4090874 date=1245968553]I am still watching CNN. He's in a COMA, he hasn't been officially declared dead yet!
Doubting Thomas, lol shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Anyway Jackson RIP
CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson Died: Cardiac Arrest by oluclem(m): 11:21pm On Jun 25, 2009
Seun too has just confirm the news too on her program, so it is true.
CrimeRe: Popular Masqurade Charged With Theft. by oluclem(m): 8:03pm On Jun 24, 2009
[quote from Aloy.Emeka on Yesterday at 06:21:17 PM]Spirit no de thief. They take what belongs to them. If the masquerade robbed you, it means you didn't pay tithes to the spirit.[quote][/quote]Ara orun is broke and need some currency on his way back to heaven, lol grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong Hugging Your Ex-girl Friend In Front Of Your Girl. by oluclem(m): 4:50pm On Jun 19, 2009
[quote from Lexiwhite]Nothing. . .  u can even ask your current girl to learn some new tricks from her predecessor abi [quote][/quote]Gbam!!!!!!!!!! Nothing special,  Go on, Ori e o wa n be cool cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Friend Living Next Door? by oluclem(m): 2:20pm On Jun 18, 2009
Guy, is anything wrong with that? Afterall love know no boundaries.
dpat60 on Yesterday at 08:19:18 PM
Poster carry go, nothing do u if u the even date ur sis
RomanceRe: She Is Too Open To Me, Is It Good by oluclem(m): 3:28pm On Jun 17, 2009
Quote from: luxoire on Today at 02:48:12 PM
@nnayi - wait ohh - come come - you are in a r/ship with a girl that says she has a bf and she was going to sleep round his house?  

me i am confuse oh

i saw that part, put assumed she told him nothing happened.
afterall them dey open minded here.
Gbam!!!! you have said it all.

But I think I will prefer a girl that open up to me, even if I am not confortable with her Chracter, I know it will help me to work on her. Since she doesn't know how to keep secret.
ComputersIs Lg Scratch And Win Promo Real? by oluclem(op): 5:50pm On Jun 08, 2009
Has any nairalander ever win in the LG scratch and win promo? If you have won, please tell me how you redeem your gift.
Meanwhile, I bought 1.5 H/P Air Condition at one of the LG outlet in Lagos on 15th of last month and was given a scratch card. I scratched the card and won a micro wave. Three weeks after they keep telling me to come the next day.

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