@ poster,

God is the answer. Let Him choose for you. He knows ALL of us and the intents of our hearts. Start a personal relationship with Him, then you will have access to His "G14" classified info that will lead you to the choice that will not fail you.

9ja4eva:

Anybody dey sell garri here?

Hey! Solve the riddle in my last post and get a bag (200KG) of GARRI - FOC -  delivered to your door step! No joke 

@ Debosky,
is there Onitsha in Canada? 

Hope you've fully recovered. Ndo o!

From my experience, Mr.Biggs' quality depends on location. So, for me all Mr.Biggs are not Mr.Biggs. I believe they are into franchise and they ain't doing good job of it. I feel comfortable with Biggs on the Island but have been disappointed with the ones in locations like ipaja, Sango, etc even the one at Maryland serves shit at times. So, shine ya eyes b4 you wack in any Biggie Biggie!

Hnmnmnm! yawning!

What a sunny day
Having been beaten by the inevitable sun of my mother land
I finally made it home
Gosh! need something extremelly chilled to step it down
opening the refrigerator and doing a quick scan .  . . . .
Coke . . Nope!
5 Alive nope!
Kunnu . . NOPE!
Zobo . . .Nope!
Pinto .  ,    (Never mind! only the ijinle panpams can decode  )
Then it struck me like lighten . . . ,  . .

G4 . . . 
Garium Sulphate . . . 
Leebu . . . 

Okay, decision taken, now forthe preparation . . . . .

1st, reach for a round 555  (don't enjoy G4 in other countainers of different shape and material)
Grabbed a ragolis bottle (1.5l) of chilled water
Measured the "Leebu" with the "bend bend" peak milk thin  - old and faithful, it has  always given me the correct measurement in years!
With the leebu carefully measured inside the 555, I poured half of the ragolis water (actually refilled with tap water) on it. Stirred it and alllow it to settle (did I hear you say "then drain the water" No way!!! Garium water don cause palaver before o! - reserverd for aother tread. . . back to the prep, and guess what? you got it, drain the water, BUT by sipping it slowly  then stopped when it .  ,   , Hey! what about the dirty floating on the water? That it why Leebu is my favourite.  ,  no dirty, no sand, just pure white and very fine!!! Can't beat it! 
Anyways, after the draining, added half of the remaining chilled water leaving a quater behind (G4 Maths),  I know added sugar. For me, granulated or any other brand will not do except St louis. And my lucky number is six cubes
and a pint of salt to taste  you'd better believe me! and even give it a shot. Then added six cubes of iced block for continuous cooling  Now time to  . .   . . smoke? wack?drink? or whatever? Nope! Not yet one more ingridient and this is my favourite part. . .Added G-nuts, not bottled one o! The one from omoelepa that one needs to peel of the cover. This is coming last for a purpose! anyone that can guess right will get a bag of Leebu from me, posted to you wherever you reside on the surface or earth. After peeling the the G-nuts, I simply added the whole lots, like =N=50 worth and . . . . . ,  . . ,  .  . ,  .

TO BE CONTINUED  . . . You don't want to miss the different styles of "SMOKING" the G4 especially the rinsing the 555 with extra water other than the quater remaining. Hang out with me!

You may want to try laser shaving. It is a one time thing and I guess it is a lot tidy than bikini minini

Wonders shall never end!

Pls read on:

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/africa/12/10/infant.rape/

Soul mates are poeple in soul TIE  they are bound together by some sort of convenant (most of the time ungodly ones) and they may not even know about it. Whereas marrital partners are joined together in Holy Matrimony. Soul mate is a lot deeper than I have put it. Let me know if you need more info.

@ Aisha2,

Statiscally life expectancy for Nigerian men is 44 years and 43 for women ( source:world populatin data sheet 2006. www.prb.com), this has been ascribed to Environmental and Social  factors. I doubt if htere is anything spirtual about it, we just have poor health habits. I.E we do not go for regular medical check up, change in eating and working habits, Cancers, HIV and AIDS etc

The statistics here is for men and women. My stats is for Dads as in father - "man with kids". Meanwhile, like I said early my stats is purely from observation over a period of time it may not be very accurate but look around you if you are in Nija. Pls let me pose this question a again: if we are all exposed to the same hazard as mentioned, why is the "attack" more on the fathers?

Aaago gbogbo omo ile kaaro oojire! Mo kiyin tomode tagbalagba, mo ki olorioko o, ki nto wole o.

Nje emi Olufidu ni lati ilu odi keji, ni oke odo.

Mo nkoja lo ni ilu Nairalandi ni mo ba ta ju kan, mo ri ododo abemi kan ti owu mi

Yoruba bo won ni, a mo bere lowo oloju ki a to gbaa!

Nje le gbami laaye lati ja ododo naa?

@Militia,

This is just my observation over the past 15yrs. Just look around you.

@jj1623,

hi thanks everyone! i think i've got the point!

but what if i graduated from the ESL school later and then he asked? is it appropriate to have a drink with him because i just wanted to make friends,

Obviously, you have developed a very very very sooooffffftttttt spot for this white-bearded, bald-headed , coke-bottle googled prof. (even though I never met him!) and bent on having a feel of him . . . common dude, is he the only one you can make friend with? See plenty of US nairalanders living in US you no want ve drink with us, abi becos we never ask you?

For your 411 I've just included my email addy in my profile - an invitation to e-drink!


ATTENTION MR. ADMIN,

Did you program forum to be transforming our slangs to queen's english? Naira-landers changed to Nairaland users!But see "Naira-landers" on this line did not change - garbage in, garbage out - - that's computer for you!

Nice job though.

Great tread!

hmmm!

academic intelligence = 1st calss & 2.1
academic "averagees" = 2.2 & 3
academic disaster = pass & drop out
financial intelligence = synergy(Accounting, HR, Maketing, Sale & admin)
financial intelligence = financial freedom
since, academic intelligence, academic "averagees" and academic disaster <>financial intelligence
therefore, 1st class & 2.1, 2.2 & 3 and pass & drop out < > financial freedom
but academic *.* + financial intelligence = financial freedom
Conclusion:
Add "financial intelligence" to WHATEVER grade you have and you get FINANCIAL FREEDOM.           Q.E.D. 

@poster,

. . . when you have a fool-proof money-generating idea then you can start to build a system around it and before you know it you have a company of your own. Dude, am not kidding here!  You don't need to wait until you have everything required to start a company before you actually start. Once, you have a solid idea, do your feasibility studies, if positive, go ahead and start it anyhow and every other thing will fall in place along the line. 

@iice,

.  . .  are you saying everyone other than fathers are immuned to all that you mentioned

Irrespective of cause of death, fathers' death rate seems to be higher than any other. Just look around you!

Hi all,

Has anyone notice that 3 out of 5 in Nija have lost their fathers before age 20yr? is there anything spiritual to this? and why do husband/father die so early? is this peculiar to our environment only?

They both have touched my life in different ways that have made me who I am today. One complements the other. So, both are precious and indispensable (even though the old man is no more) and are in classes of their own.

@ Ess,

If I am given a gun and a free 2minutes pass to shoot anyone I want and no charges will be brought against me,  My mu will be dead in 2seconds with fourty-one 9mm bullets lodged in her chest and head,  Which means I'm left with my dad.

What a passion in the negative for the one that brought you to this world! Do you mind sharing with us or me? I am really touched by your posting.

@ Militia,

Very mature oh!  Thank you!  I do not care the reason for the rejection!  Please remove your dross and take mirror look your "precious" cargo well well oh!  No man is what humiliating it!  You need to move and move fast before this man spits on your "pussy cat"!  Once a man no want me---he is perfectly justified oh----- for I am not the Queen of Sheba!--- I will check out so fast  because customers full road oh!  In hot competition from other babes sef!  Sharp sharp I don go!  I have never pinned for one man for more than one week!  Please!  Na king Solomon?

. ,  . . . .You are just naughty by nature!!! She is talking of love "wan tin tin " you are talking of "cargo". God will have mercy on you.

@ Poster jare,

You probably have given the guy too much attention and he is now feeling cool with himself and pissed off at you; fashy him for a season ( not like devil o!) then see what happens, ok? Meanwhile, focus on soemthing else for now. 

1. ) Re-construct our roads. Let us have good network of road. We can always copy the developed nation where they have achieved a reasonable level of traffick control. For example, we can have more major roads like ikorodu roads & Agege Motor road and let them be parallel and perpendicular to one another. Then install traffick lights at the intersections.
2.) Let government provide buses (luxurious) not "danfo" to shuttle this major roads
3.) Revive our dead railway service and expand its coverage.
4.) Extend railway service to neat-by towns like Ibadan, Epe, Ijebu, etc. (I love to live in Ibadan and won't mind working at Lagos provided there is good transport system)
4.) Set up addidtional mode of transportation like subway
5.)come up with alternate routes to Island from Ikoyi and mail land in order to resolve bottle neck @ Falomo bridge.

Just my 2k. 

@ Seun,

There is no power in praying.  If you don't use your brain to make good decisions, your family will suffer.
How you feel is very important, but feeling right about a decision doesn't make it right.  It has to make sense.

Are you an atheist, oga admin? 

@ vadewoyin,

Check www.nigeriansinglesonline.net
I prefer to date now rather than dating when I am old

Can we chat sometime? My addy is in my profile. We seem to have something in common.

What you are all looking for all over the net is right here under your noses on Nairaland. 

Telly B, Thanks  alot 4 your contribution . Am very grateful 4 making me 2 understand that destiny exist and no body is made 2 be greater than other , it just that we do go 4 our talent  and d cause of our problem.

I wish we can meet     do i mean it     

Lol, thanks Nestle. I'll be in Nigeria (if that's your present location) as soon as my office okays me for an upcoming assignment. Otherwise, for now I'll keep in touch by email - dtellb@yahoo.com

Classic example of destiny!!!

To start with, Christ said we should love & pray for our enemies, cool.    But, I have not seen it in my bible where He said we should pray for evil powers - refer to as principalities & power, spiritual wickedness in high places

For those that say some Christians pray against their enemies, please be informed that it is evil powers that they pray against and not mere powerless human foes. The logic is this: human beings are all born equal without any mystical or magical power. We are all born BLANK - so to say - without any spiritual powers. Now, some folks do possess some power which they acquired through consultation with demons (which are falling angels) and they use this power to oppress fellow human beings especially those that do not have Christ. So, what Christians do with their "fire" and Holy Ghost prayers is to disarm them of these evil powers through spiritual warfare. Then, pray, as Jesus commanded, for them (the human foes)  to be delivered (from these powers) and have their salvation. So, if one does not love these "enemies", would one go through the warfare, deliverance and salvation prayers for them? Well, that is simply the way to "love" your enemies in obeying the commandment of our Lord Jesus Christ. But mind you, some hard-core, die-hard agents that have sold their lives to satan will choose to die rather than allow themselves to be divested of these evil powers, and in that case christians can't do nothing other than to allow them you have their wishes.  slaves that love their chains will forever live in bondage!


Back to the main topic, there are levels to prayers. One can pray quietly or otherwise as the spirit moves - there is no hard and fast rule about it. But some warfare prayer will not be effective if one does not enforce one's authority with firm tone. Basically, warfare is commanding evil powers to do what they don't want to do and they will resist. If you guys could go throuhg book of Acts, you will find  ".  .and they lifted up their voices" several times,  so loud prayer is not strange in Chritiandom. Furthermore, when Jesus got to the grave of Lazarus, the bible recorded that " . . and he cried in a LOUD voice":

John 11:43

   "When he had said this, Jesus called in a loud voice, "Lazarus, come out!" 44The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face.
     Jesus said to them, "Take off the grave clothes and let him go."


Also, how did Jesus pray on Mount Olives? Let's see in:

Luke 22:44
And being in an agony [of mind], He prayed [all the] more earnestly and intently, and His sweat became like great [Marvin Vincent, Word Studies.] clots of blood dropping down upon the ground.


A prayer that brougth about sweat described as "clot of blood" obviously could not have been a "bread and butter" one. I leave you guys to fix an appropriate picture for it.

If anyone has any question, please keep it coming.

. ,  and did someone mention "Mountain of fire" Watch what you say, for angelic slap could be felt physically.  

Shalom

Great topic with such diverse opinions and emotions.

@ Ladies in the house,

A woman cooks for her family - not her husband alone - because she loves to do so. I cannot but wonder why some women feel like they are slave when they prepare nice food for their families. How do you feel when you see your husband and kids look healthy and well fed courtesy of your cooking skills? It is a thing of joy for a woman to take care of her family and cooking for them is an integral part of this care we talk about. Come to think of it, none of you has mentioned the fact that cooking coud be a good instrument of control! C'mmn ladies! If your husby refuses you anything - and I mean anything at all, give him a correct dish and while he is at it   make your demand and see what happens . . .  


@ guys in the house,

I know the importance of a wife cooking in the house cannot be over-emphasized, but guys I don't believe man should lord it over the woman. The way some guys have been saying it on this forum gives the impression that the woman should slave away under their roofs to feed them. Love your wife and treat her right then she will bring it upon herself to make, and feed you with sumptuous home-made grub that your heart desires; even if she missed the cooking class while grwoing up she won't mind taking a crash course to make up for it in order  to satisfy your apetite, but you need to make her want to do it with love and affection.


@ those that support chef or fast food,

This is not acceptable for the long term.  The best of chef's food or ff meal cannot equal, not to think of surpassing, a food cooked by a loving wife with all the affection from her heart. Eating is not only about pushing the food down one's throat, what about the emotion and love attached to it. Eating in the house does not only bound the family together it also creates atmoshere of love and care. I can tell mine's emotion by the taste of her food, so there is communication in food. Is anyone feeling me at this point So, what gets communicated to you when you eat the concoction mixed and prepared by some lousy, uncaring, profit-seeking individual.

@ 50/50 palaver,

I don't subcribe to this at all    but I do give in 100% to husby supporting wifey and vice versa in all aspect of their relationship afterall God brought woman to man as helper. And while she is helping him, he is helping her as well; it is vice versa. I don't mind giving "mine"  breakfast in bed or even a week vac from kitchen and that is not to say I won't assist her at other times as I deem fit or when she requests that i do so. If I get home earlier than her, nothing stops me from fixing dinner before she comes in. Guys, if you have ever worked in the kitchen you will appreciate what your loves go through before getting that nice meal to the table.


So, what is the value of a woman who cannot cook?

A woman who cannot cook for whatever reason is simply incomplete and there is no other aspect of her that can make up for this inability to cook.  

Point of correction!!!

@ all thay have been quoting "cut your coat according to your size" . .  . this has changed in recent times, it is now "cut your coat according to your cloth".

@poster

Whatever you will not eat don't even THINK of smelling it or sharing it with your teeth!

@poster

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419ers thrive on greed and corvetousness of the gullibles. There must be a bait either in terms of money, affection, etc before a catch; let everyone wise-up! 

@  jenny2007,

Majority evade tax! The tax law is there but who cares!?!?!?? As long there is a "short cut" to it, trust my fellow country men. However, there are companies that can not "help it" like the multinantionals, they dare not or else they will get their as***s burnt. One can actually get one's clearance anytime if one has been paying taxes but with the nornal Naija little stress though.

@ FLT123,

Taxes are no rocket science! Those that handle it are not super humans; it is only that they are priviledged to have the related info and in Nija getting info is stressful.


@ adconline,

Great! I must confess that I tripped when I saw nija gov links u posted. I have not been there though, I hope the desired info are there.

A classical case of children of a butcher eating BONE!

May the Almighty God turn the wisdom of all evil geniuses to foolishness .  .
Give strength to the weak . . .
Frustrate the effforts of the stubbon manipulators. . .

AND

finally, may God in His infinite mercies use those elected to restore the Glory of the Nation and move the country forward . ,  . .  .    Did I hear Amen?