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Agriculture / Re: Poultry Farmers Beg President Buhari Not To Re-Open Borders by olujuwonj(m): 7:48am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: Cocoa Bongo. Cocoa Pod Breaking Made Easy. by olujuwonj(m): 7:46am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: Cocoa Bongo. Cocoa Pod Breaking Made Easy. by olujuwonj(m): 7:46am On Nov 14, 2019
Please try uploading again and again... People like seeing what they want to pay for!
Agriculture / Re: Buy Your Goat,cow From North by olujuwonj(m): 7:37am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: Pig Farmers Lets Meet Here by olujuwonj(m): 7:24am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: Buy Your Battery Cage @ Affordable Rate (click Here Now ! !! !!!) by olujuwonj(m): 7:23am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: UNN Rice Hits The Market(photo) by olujuwonj(m): 7:21am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: How To Increase The Body Weight Of Broilers by olujuwonj(m): 7:19am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: 30k Twice A Week From My Pepper Farm by olujuwonj(m): 7:19am On Nov 14, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: Nairaland Farmers Contact Details by olujuwonj(m): 7:17am On Nov 14, 2019
olujuwonj:
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Agriculture / Re: Nairaland Farmers Contact Details by olujuwonj(m): 7:16am On Nov 14, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 7 Skills And Qualities Employers Look For In Candidates by olujuwonj(m): 7:13am On Nov 14, 2019
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Religion / Re: 2 Nuns Became Pregnant Working In Africa, Catholic Church Investigates by olujuwonj(m): 11:24am On Nov 06, 2019
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Education / Re: FUTA Students Killed A Big Python Around The University Senate Building. by olujuwonj(m): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2019
Kastrom:
Pythons re really suffering in Nigeria

How do you mean... Leave them to grow and hunt humans Abi?... I pity you pity Naija pythons... Several was killed during my services year in Bayelsa, those reptiles really grow bigger than you can imagine.
Business / Re: Please Help... Help Some People Are Using My Account For Illegal Transactions... by olujuwonj(m): 10:40am On Nov 05, 2019
pictures or adonbilivit.

because you heard that SA girl own.

I have a printed statement of account as evidence.
Business / Re: Please Help... Help Some People Are Using My Account For Illegal Transactions... by olujuwonj(m): 10:39am On Nov 05, 2019
ekensi01:
Account number and what bank? The name too oh and BVN.

Email it to me.
I don't have your email sir.
Education / Re: FUTA Students Killed A Big Python Around The University Senate Building. by olujuwonj(m): 8:46am On Nov 05, 2019
Chai... This is capable of strangulating a full grown man...

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Sports / Re: Thierry Henry: How I Benched Nwankwo Kanu At Arsenal by olujuwonj(m): 5:37pm On Nov 03, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Thierry Henry.
Role model like no other.

Player so good that even the British Monarchy couldn't resist going back in time to name their Kings after him.

Below is an accurate ranking of all time greatests of soccer.
After C.Ronaldo, there is Pele, then there is Henry, after which is Zidane, then Eusebio before Maradona..
Then a Messi far behind him.


Ronaldo the true legend...
Education / Re: FUNAAB Expels Michael Adewale Ifemosu For Writing Open Letter To VC On Facebook by olujuwonj(m): 5:13pm On Nov 03, 2019
Solowande:
Good for him, the Bible says wisdom is profitable to direct.

You are a big fool...

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Family / Re: Snake In My Roof by olujuwonj(m): 9:28am On May 20, 2019
kings59:



Follow what this person has said ooo. Since the snake is at the top of the roof, more likely in a hole, I can tell you that that snake is a black cobra( Naga specie).

That type of cobra is very agressive, they ain't affected by fumigation, onions, bitter kola, carbide or planting lemon grass.


Stop there! Who says mangose are not present in Nigeria?... All those ones hunted as bush meat! Are they from Taiwan?

My cousin left the room window open, and there was a hole on the net. That black cobra climbed the fense, from the fence, it stretched and rolled over the rope we use to spread cloth, from the rope it entered the hole on the net.

I wanted to go out and get something( I was the only one at home that night) , but before going, something told me to flash torch light at the curtain ,as I flashed light at the curtain, loo and behold I saw a long fat black cobra rolling itself on the black rod. I blinded its eyes with the rechargeable lamp I bought.


I can't fight or slaughter the snake alone, so I decided to keep the snake company by continuously talking and gingering myself. After 30 mins, my sis and mom came back home. They came in and saw me flashing light in the room. I told them to come and see. Immediately they both saw it, the shouted and began to shiver.



I then told my sis that our cousin left the window open and left for work. So I told her to go and call like 4 guys. She came back with them.

As I showed them the snake, to my greatest surprise, the 4 guys began to fight one another saying, " na me get the snake oo, na me go chop am" others were also saying same."


After I settled on how the snake would be shared, we all went in and the killing began.

I hit the head, it fell and began to roll in an unspecified direction, it was very fast, the other guy got the middle part by slicing it with a cutlass. The snake hurriedly crawled under the wardrobe. One of the guys quickly got the head as we shifted the wardrobe.

The snake died instantly and it's head was decapitated immediately.

I know the risk we took in killing that snake.


So Op please just call a snake charmer because that one on your roof might be able to spit. Its spit is very harmful to the eyes if not washed properly.



Also note that mating season is coming, June, July, august, be expecting like 4 to 5 of them.

Act quickly before june.



OR

You can buy a pussy cat, they are threat to snakes.

It's just like a kidnapper living next to you.

The cat is the ''kidnapper'' while the snake is the ''you"

It's very dangerous to live close to a kidnapper because one day dem fit kidnap or kill the person. So it is with cat and snake.


There is only two animals that can kill a snake but you can't find them in Nigeria or import them.

They are;


1. Mongoose

2. Honey badger( even lions are afraid of honey badger)

When snake bits these animals, the venom travels straight to its heart, the venom gets neutralized and becomes harmless, it bounces back through their veins.

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Signs His Charge Sheet Ahead Of His Arraignment On Monday (pics) by olujuwonj(m): 9:07am On May 17, 2019
Hedonini:


I tell you. Very watery charges. And to think they had to duplicate what should have been a one count charge to seven counts, just to 'form competence', is just a joke.

So after all the media noise, this is the only thing they can come up with. We have a long way to go.

I tell you!... Nonsense people
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Brisin Applicants Whatsapp Group. by olujuwonj(m): 9:39pm On Oct 06, 2018
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Education / Re: Apply For Bilateral Education Agreement (BEA) Scholarship Awards 2018/2019 by olujuwonj(m): 6:48pm On Feb 05, 2018
The registration isn't going through... The link to register is dead... The mago mago has started already....


CAN ANYTHING EVER WORK IN THIS COUNTRY?

NIGERIA I HAIL THEE... my motorolla c112 is still working... yet this country is finding it difficult even to refine her own petroleum....
Business / Re: Please Help... Help Some People Are Using My Account For Illegal Transactions... by olujuwonj(m): 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2017
TarOrfeek:
pictures or adonbilivit.

because you heard that SA girl own.

which one is S.A again?...
Business / Re: Please Help... Help Some People Are Using My Account For Illegal Transactions... by olujuwonj(m): 8:28pm On Aug 31, 2017
ekensi01:
I don't get you.

Get a new ATM card and withdraw it and close the account.

But explain it well let me ask my friend who works in the bank to get me details on monday. First bank or which one?

I received an alert from the bank... and i went there to confirm... the money was there... i was not allowed access to my bank because it was frozen and some transfer is being being made on my account without my notice...
Business / Please Help... Help Some People Are Using My Account For Illegal Transactions... by olujuwonj(m): 8:12pm On Aug 31, 2017
Fellow nigerians, please my account is being used by some powerful people in this country for illegal, fictitious transactions... though I have not been using the account for some time now but i don't think it is dormant either, because i made some transactions with it earlier this year..


I suddenly received an alert of a huge some of money of which i know absolutely nothing about... to confirm this I checked at the nearest ATM for my balance, I discovered my card has been blocked by the bank. I lodged a complain at the bank and i was told my account was deactivated temporarily by the headquarters... the money has since been deducted/transfer without my notice....


please... help me fellow nigerians... help me... I dont want to go to jail, while some people lavish the wealth of our nation.... HELP ME PLEASE OOOO.... NAA GOD I TAKE BEG OOONA!!!!
Family / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by olujuwonj(m): 5:45am On Aug 09, 2017
Mammieace:
If you do that to me, it's everyday I will be offending you. grin
... no problem as long as u are juz human as i am... marginal satisfact.... grin
Mammieace:
If you do that to me, it's everyday I will be offending you. grin
... no problem as long as u are juz human as i am... marginal satisfact....
Family / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by olujuwonj(m): 5:30am On Aug 09, 2017
bigtboi:
good story!!!


























Buh! do u last that long?
.... well just a little longer than she does....
Family / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by olujuwonj(m): 7:07am On Aug 05, 2017
Give her the S position she enjoys... n the one that makes her scream....
stop suddenly n tell her she did u wrong... iron out the issue....
n bang her to squirting... she will never do it again... i BET!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by olujuwonj(m): 6:49am On Aug 05, 2017
am sure m getting this job.... not because i didnt hit the submit button...but because of FAVOUR from GOD

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Many People Have Received The SMS From Npower. by olujuwonj(m): 3:46pm On Jul 10, 2017
i am for n-agro.... yet to receive any info... has anyone got a message?

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