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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by olukayoday(m): 1:11pm On Sep 14, 2015
MichoAfarad:

men, i saw you now,i opted in for elect/elect seat 48, the invigilator was somehow funny sha and the other Madam was cool also.
I spoke to about 3 different guyz, they where all mech engine aspirants that was why i assumed everyone that was in the hall were all mech.engi students.....Can you describe yourself briefly;what u wore that day if i can still remember
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by olukayoday(m): 12:00pm On Sep 14, 2015
i think everyone that wrote their exam in f202/203 on friday were all mech. Eng asp.i was nub 14.i was the second guy the invigelatior was telling "don't you know this is UI" because i opened d question paper..I can see so many pple remembering God now.Anywayz by the grace of God i know i will come out in flying colours.
Education / Re: Does Listening To Nigerian Music While Reading Help Students Study Better? by olukayoday(m): 1:49pm On May 19, 2015
noordean:
It worked for you because u r a mathematics student. There are some courses you can't read with earpiece in ur ears.
i was about saying that.Listening to music and studing is a NO NO for me.I've tried it several times; i find it hard studing and listening to music at the same time.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by olukayoday(m): 8:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
Please, someone should add me to the group 08135862660::::::::: Are we going to buy any post utme form?
Politics / Re: Inec’s Team Probes Alleged Irregularities In Rivers Polls - PUNCH by olukayoday(m): 8:53pm On Mar 30, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Majid Michel, AY, Chidi Mokeme At Ramsey Nouah’s 44th Birthday Party by olukayoday(m): 1:07pm On Dec 21, 2014
Hurray
Nairaland / General / Re: NNPC Attributes Sudden Fuel Queues In Lagos To Road Construction Gridlock by olukayoday(m): 1:12am On Dec 10, 2014
eeyah
Crime / Re: She Demanded For #2M & A Car: Alleged UNILAG Rapist Finally Speaks by olukayoday(m): 2:56pm On Dec 09, 2014
eeyah
Forum Games / Re: Twelve Letter Word Game!! Form A New Word From The Last Letter by olukayoday(m): 11:14am On Nov 07, 2014
tdayof:
selflessness
scientifically
Forum Games / Re: Twelve Letter Word Game!! Form A New Word From The Last Letter by olukayoday(m): 3:41pm On Nov 06, 2014
chukxie:

Yankee- doodle.
Examinations
Celebrities / Re: Bleaching At Its Peak(photo) by olukayoday(m): 7:27pm On Sep 21, 2014
Heeheehee speechless!!!
Politics / Re: An Igbo Man Running For Governor In Lagos State by olukayoday(m): 7:51am On Sep 21, 2014
This guys are simply olojukokoros why can't they contest in their states.
Romance / Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by olukayoday(m): 11:22pm On Sep 15, 2014
lipsrsealed jst passing.....
Phones / Pls Help!!! by olukayoday(m): 2:15pm On Jul 11, 2014
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Sports / Re: Netherlands Vs Mexico - World Cup (2 - 1) On 29th June 2014 by olukayoday(m): 12:55am On Jun 29, 2014
Netherland 2~0 Mexico
Sports / Re: A Hate Speech on Football (Soccer) by an American Lady by olukayoday(m): 6:29pm On Jun 28, 2014
what else should i say!...."B o r i n"

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Jokes Etc / Re: Brain Drain.. Answer And Smile Out Loud by olukayoday(m): 12:45am On Nov 17, 2013
i think u r bonaventure
Jokes Etc / Re: Laf Ur Ribs To Ache by olukayoday(m): 12:36am On Nov 17, 2013
9ice joke but i didn't laff my ribs 2 ache....any1 who luvs pan cakes shud say hi
Jokes Etc / Girl And Boy Friend by olukayoday(m): 12:21am On Nov 17, 2013
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud,but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

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Jokes Etc / Re: God Is Powerless by olukayoday(m): 2:37pm On Oct 19, 2013
I DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ANYTIN...EVRYTIN WRITTEN JUST TRASH......EVEN D TITLE IZ NONSENSE.....HW CAN U START UR STORY WITH GOD IZ POWERLESS.....
Jokes Etc / Re: Laug Untill You Piss For Pant by olukayoday(m): 10:24pm On Oct 17, 2013
it iz nt complsory 2 create a topic.....if don't hav wot 2 rite
Jokes Etc / Re: Things Don Change For Me, I Swear. Don't Laugh Else U Will Be Laughed At by olukayoday(m): 10:19pm On Oct 17, 2013
i'm i supposed 2 laugh or congratulate u...dis joke dry pass sahara
Jokes Etc / Re: Fg To ASUU by olukayoday(m): 10:12pm On Oct 17, 2013
space 4 sale.......any1
Jokes Etc / Re: My Strategy To Raise $1billion In Nigeria by olukayoday(m): 10:09pm On Oct 17, 2013
this story is nt meant 2 be 4 d joke section........dis guyz iz a story teller i wonder hw many years it took 2 compile diz whole epistle.....
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day- ASUU Strike 100days Celebration by olukayoday(m): 9:56pm On Oct 17, 2013
ASUU STRIKE as made so many pple jobless...hw wud som1 spend time designin somtin lik dis.........anyway 9ice pic sha
Jokes Etc / Re: Miss it n miss new year by olukayoday(m): 9:46pm On Oct 17, 2013
i've heard dis joke b4......nd joke iz even a combination of 2 different jokes....tried 2 laugh bt i wasn't able 2 to do dat......
Jokes Etc / Re: Things Men And Women Want by olukayoday(m): 12:40am On Oct 12, 2013
wow......u r a gud story teller
Jokes Etc / Re: One Word For Akpos!!! by olukayoday(m): 12:35am On Oct 12, 2013
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....e.t.c
TV/Movies / Re: TV station(s) That Airs The Most Educative Programmes? by olukayoday(m): 9:24pm On Sep 14, 2013
discovery world

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