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The problem of d super eagles is not d players but d coach. Give those players (minus Mikel) to a good coach and you'll at least have a decent team.

Is there any applicant for MSc Microbiology. Let's hook up o. I've got pq but to get answers for some of d questions is proving difficult

What do you think?

Not all muslims are terrorists, and not all terrorists are muslims. But my imagination gets the better of me. I thought, if Prophet Mohammed (PBH) and other islamic icons of old like Uthman dan fodio (in nigeria) are alive in our present age, will they not be considered as terrorists? Will the prophet allow a christian to be his president or governor? Will he not fight for the establishment of Sharia in his country? Will he allow the establishment of a church in his village? One thing is certain though, the war campaign of Uthman dan fodio, that lead to the spread of islam in northern Nigeria, will be considered terrorist activities. Your views?

hovitox: please any word about the exam date of the m.sc programme? tired of waiting abi na ASUU cause am

I'm tired too o. Nairalanders in unilag, whats happening now? Gist us.

This is a good write-up. More of this and less of tongue-bashing.

ondo_boi: I beg top disagree, Offering/tithing "time" is the most important.

Happy Sunday.
I also liked your post.

25f2eb5 add me

Funny. Well, that is why i said many people, not everybody. So u r part of d exception.

Its very interesting how easily people sleep in church. To some people, going to church is like taking a sleeping pill. The puzzling part is that sleep usually comes during the message, which many people consider the most important part of the service. Some people say the devil is the cause of that sleep. A funny instance was when someone said that when the message starts, the devil will start blowing you with hand-fan. What do you think? What makes you sleep in church? Is it just biological or spiritual?

All what we are saying is good o. But when exactly are we writing the exams. I'm tired of all this o.

koladecollins: At last, it ended in praise. Offer letter beckons.

Please, what course did u study in school and which department did u apply to at kpmg?

maestrob: @ olumyde

Please, when did u write kpmg test and submitted ur credentials?

I wrote the test on june 20th and submitted credentials about a week later.

primus_maximus: Sori u saw it late, hope it went well? In your group exercise you wer asked abt a fast food and the order in which customers enta and what they buy right?

exactly! Is dt what you also did?

primus_maximus: Send me a mail.. I'll forward it to u

Thanks. But i've already done d assessment b4 i saw your post. I appreciate your help though. For those asking about SHL, what we were given was inductive reasoning, dt has to do wt shapes, determining what will be the next in a sequence of shape arrangement, questions dt has to do wt 'operators'. If u still don't understand contact primus. In Group exercise, you'll be part of a team given a task to solve. At d panel interview, 'tell us about urself' is likely the first question, they want to know a bit of ur family and educational background. They'll definitely ask you why u suddenly considered audit, if u are from a non-commercial educational background. I've done my best, leaving d rest for God.....awaiting result

olumyde: Its not about maybe you used 1 or 2 sittings for ur undergraduate education. What they require is that you have at least 5 credits in 1 sitting, including maths and english. It doesn't matter in what subjects you have the credits. And yes, they are strict about d conditions i stated above.

So, you can still change your mind, if you have the time. No harm in trying. I used 2 sittings for my undergraduate, but i only used 1 result for kpmg, cos i had more than 5 credits including maths and english in dt result

sweetrie: pls I need help, I av cadbury n access test for wednesday, got kpmg for friday n am overwhelmed any tips?? Do I even bother going cos am combining results? Thank u..

I mean no offense, but primus was a little bit wrong in the answer he have you. Read d next post i'll quote.

Mysterysaint001: Thanks. SHL abstract, Group exercises and Panel interview.

Pls, what does SHL Abstract look like. It's urgent. Anybody can help me out, cos i've searched online but i'm still confused.

hackwi: I see maturity in the body of Christ now. We are the
light of the world. Without us the world is darkness. We are the salt of the earth. Without us the world is unseasoned.

Yes. The above msg can be expanded on and be presented as a thread. This is d type of msg we need.

enilove: The above message is known as "THOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE".

We need to post messages that Jesus Christ will be proud of, not thread that makes the devil happy.

God bless you. More annointing to you in Jesus' name.

Amen. Thanks

obaxlove: Like how long will it take?

about 3 - 4 hours according to the document sent along wt d mail

FearGodAndLive: The notion that you can make believers out of unbelievers on here is false. The so called atheists are not seekers but rather detractors. It would be foolhardy for anyone to waste a minute, or even a second, trying to convince them.

Noted. We shouldn't be aggressive in convincing them. We only have the responsibility of stating the truth in clear terms. Its their choice to believe or not. "Go ye into the world and preach the gospel"

The rate at which we christians get at each other is really disheartening. Going through nairaland's religion section sometimes is like passing through a war zone. The thing is that we can not all agree or disagree on all issues. On some threads,two people who usually vehemently disagree, will agree and be buddies. Move to d next thread and you'll see them fighting like cats and dogs again. Some people just want to argue or show that they have superior spiritual knowledge, not that they want to edify the body of Christ. Most of the issues we fight over will not even determine whether we'll inherit eternal life or eternal punishment at last. Many of us who come to prove biblical scholars on NL are severely lacking in the area of evangelizing and preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ to unbelievers, all we do is fault churches, fault pastors, fault other believers, etc. We must change this attitude. Even if you have something to say to edify the body of Christ, state it in a non-offensive way. If someone replies you offensively, try to calm the person down, and post gracefully. There are so many unbelievers on NL, we should be thinking of how to reach out to them. I know my post may not get front page cos its not controversial, but i hope it will bless the few ppl that come across it. May the grace of our Lord Jesus, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the HolySpirit be with us all.

You people should respect this thread. How many times have you argued back and forth like this without any result. The ppl that are doing this should be sanctioned. Deep and anony should come back quickly before this thread is completely polluted.

D_gRaNd_ShErifF: plz, I need an authentic answer to diz question asap. are diz guys (KPMG) realy strict on the "one sitting" requirement during d recruiting process? coz it seems like PWC doesn't have that as their requirement.

Its not about maybe you used 1 or 2 sittings for ur undergraduate education. What they require is that you have at least 5 credits in 1 sitting, including maths and english. It doesn't matter in what subjects you have the credits. And yes, they are strict about d conditions i stated above.

Mysterysaint001: What's the partner interview like? Cuz I just got mailed that I passed the assessment centre. Are the questions competency based? And which partner interviewed ya?

Congrats to you too. Pls, what is the assessment centre like? What is to be expected?

I thought of posting something on this topic too. Someone told me about it, and immediately i heard i'm to pay, i decided not to apply. 12k for state govt job? God forbid. The problem is not only the govt begging for alms, but also that of supposed "graduates" that will go and pay instead of protesting against it. Well, thats their problem, my state of origin is not ogun state, i've just lived there for 13 yrs and we have a house there.

primus_maximus: That was in my mail also. Just go with a clear mind cus critical reasonin format changes every week (read Shl Abstract anyway) n interview questions dnt follow 1 pattern (depends on what u studied I think cus I wasnt asked anything abt Audit) and group exercise can be anything too (frm buildin shapes wit A4 paper to solving puzzles)

Pls what is Shl Abstract?

Someone pls answer. What is the next stage after assessment centre? How many stages left?

nnajihelen: Gudday every nairalander,i am a new member in this forum.i really appreciate all the vital information i having been receiving in this forum,u all re nice people.

You are welcome

maestrob: Hello bro
Are you still in KPMG Tower?
on my way coming from Ibadan?
would i still be attended to?
i ve sent a message but not delivered and could not call them coz of the noise?

sorry i saw this on thursday. Hope you were attended to?

DMainMan: Mehn, information is gud o. If u c d crowd dat came yesterday and today thinking d entrance exams wil hold, u will b surprised. it is wel

thats why the information we share here is very important and it has been helping ppl a lot.

primus_maximus: Nope, all u will do is show dem ur originals n drop photocopies... U shud be done in 10-20mins... Assessment centre will come after dis (maybe 2 wks frm now)

Thanks

Front page pls?