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Politics / Re: Special Report: Salary Of Nigerian Senators. by oluwapomile(m): 9:10am On Dec 13, 2014
So pathetic if few fat belly elites whose duty is saddled with the responsibility of checking the activities of the executives these same elements are the ones receiving such obnoxious,skyrocketing huge amount of money as monthly salaries,yet they find it difficult agitating for the working masses a minimum wage of #18,000.A time will come that the poor will have nothing else to eat than the rich.Neither Buhari nor Jonathan can restore back the change we are clamouring for,all we need is a "SYSTEM CHANGE".
"Social consciousness determines social being our leaders are anti-masses.
Culture / Re: Ekiti People by oluwapomile(m): 5:32pm On Sep 11, 2014
Since the inception of Gov Ayo fayose,fountain of knowledge became fountain of ignorance...
Romance / Re: Oink by oluwapomile(m): 11:28pm On Oct 16, 2013
huh...tearz gushin out,wey dat bucket sf.....rili pathetic
Romance / Re: Pls Guys Is There Anything Wrong With Washing Your Girlfriend's Undies? by oluwapomile(m): 12:15pm On Oct 05, 2013
diz guy na murra fucker o.......
Career / 'ICAN OR ACCA' Which Would You Advice Me To Go For?. by oluwapomile(m): 7:54am On Jun 03, 2013
my greetings to u all,am a 200l student studyin economics.its been quite difficult 4 my 2 take decision on dis issue.some says Acca is better and more recognise dan ican.pls i wud appreciate if u cud illuminate me on dis issue,also
interms of its marginal cost and benefits.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Guardiola Snubs Ronaldo's Handshake At Ballon d'Or Awards by oluwapomile(m): 11:48pm On Jan 10, 2013
Well,datz der problem anyway,cuz ah got no pay 4rm any of dm,nd dat won't stp me 4rm avin a nyc drm tew 9t.am outa here.
Nxt person plz
Education / Re: Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba Student meets here by oluwapomile(m): 1:11pm On Dec 07, 2012
Ah fank baba God 4d Admission o.ah jez dy pop my champagne o,i knw my God is gonna do d samefyn 4 odaz dat asn't gotten derz yet.am K-factor
Education / Re: Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba Student meets here by oluwapomile(m): 1:14pm On Nov 29, 2012
Al a.a.u.a aspirant,stil xpectin wen d list is gonna b out,don't worry itz jez waitin 4 approval 4rm d minister of Education.we wud resume dis nxt session by God's grace.am k-factor
Car Talk / Re: What To Do When Your Brakes Fail? by oluwapomile(m): 10:27am On Aug 09, 2012
Brake failure is nt a big deal as u guyz av taken it,if u av eva driven a "JALOPY" talkin abot peugeout pick-up wich as itz gear bside d wheel,u won't b new 2 brake failures.i experienced mine at d major market cumin 4rm n.e.p.a junction in akure,nd am alwaz on a high speed,dis gud day i was wit my aunt's 2yrs old daughter,d first tin i did was 2 calm down switch off d ignitn nd return d gear bk 2 gear 1,instantly i removed my leg 4rm d clush nd d engine gave me a kind of a noisy sound blif me my scratchlex jalopy stopd at dat point,datz hw i control al brake failure on high speed 2 stand stil.pardon me 4 d tale
Education / Re: Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba Student meets here by oluwapomile(m): 6:59am On Aug 09, 2012
I knw it wud soon b updated.bt am sure d exam commences on 13th-17th of aug.
Food / Re: When You See A Man In The Market: by oluwapomile(m): 11:26pm On Aug 05, 2012
cryWoman wrapper
Literature / Re: Made In Nigeria English by oluwapomile(m): 2:52pm On Jul 22, 2012
Shia,my junior brother don kobalize me o.
Jokes Etc / Re: CBN Releases New Currency by oluwapomile(m): 3:29pm On Jul 04, 2012
dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.
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shia dis one serious gan o. Haba com 2 tink of it.if u were al in his shoes u wud al do more than dat o.
TV/Movies / Re: Favourite Movie Quotes by oluwapomile(m): 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2012
Dogs dat barkes don't bite,nd dogs dat bites don't bark.by Alpacino
Romance / Should I Call It Quit. by oluwapomile(m): 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2012
There is dis girl we've bin 2geda sincd 2yrs now,i reali do luv her,bt she kept on hurting me,easily i did 4gave her,bt now i don't tink i cud bear it anylonger.dis hapens 2b d second tym,she as bin seeing her ex.she confessd 2me nd said she alwaz feel bad wen she realizes she's cheatin.i decided 2giv her a break nd i later askd her if it wud repeat itsef,i was suprised she cudn't give me an answer, i got pissed off nd din't cal her since den.i nid an answer
matured ones pls.
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Shot In Us ? by oluwapomile(m): 10:45pm On Jun 03, 2012
Sum pple craze no b small.just wanna b noticed.tank God 4 savin is lif o.
Romance / Re: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by oluwapomile(m): 2:11pm On Jun 03, 2012
It as realy bin a thug of war,especially avin a spiritual popsy lik mine dad.omo no b small tin o.wen i hear is car hoot,ur heart go fall 4ur hand,even d babe go develop heartattack.my package na my paddies place o nd my mum alwaz suports her husband.nd popsy no wan hear either na male frnd o abi female or any liknex of human being.realy crazy
Romance / Re: Do Faithful Men Exist? by oluwapomile(m): 11:57am On May 31, 2012
Sumtyns i stil don't understand u ladies.re u talkin abot meetin a faithful guy.or re club guys faithful.blif me access ursef first,most ladies re bags of unfaithfoolnex.u let faithful guys slip off ur hands by discarding dem nd payin attentions 2d ones wit enuf charisma.As 4d club goer wow u met d grtex cheat eva,infact u wud produce an unfaithful generatns.so gurl i pray u meet ur type. smileySumtyns i stil don't understand u ladies.re u talkin abot meetin a faithful guy.or re club guys faithful.blif me access ursef first,most ladies re bags of unfaithfulnex.u let faithful guys slip off ur hands by discarding dem nd payin attentions 2d ones wit enuf charisma.so gurl i pray u meet ur type.
Romance / Re: Car Or Girlfriend: Which Is More Expensive? by oluwapomile(m): 5:14pm On Apr 26, 2012
'BAD MARKET'

i swear 2 God she's gonna xploit d last drop in u,nd turn 2 stlye plus 'run away'.
i wud advice u go 4 d car my broda,abeg komot 4rm d league of footwagen make u step up,if she won die put make in die mtchew.

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Business / Re: How Can I Become A Billionaire At 36! by oluwapomile(m): 10:17pm On Feb 23, 2012
bros no worry u fit b billionaira b4 d nxt ten yrs
just try rob baclay's bank abi make i send u 1 dibia no.
vry powerful juju man.might just turn u 2 a vulture 4 9yr 11mnth and 29dys.
my bros u don hammer
Business / Re: Can A Nigerian Become A Billionaire Without Patronizing Corruption Or Politics? by oluwapomile(m): 10:07pm On Feb 23, 2012
BROS, y wastin ur tym on dangote nd others.dis are pple dat in an advance country there wealth cn vanish within a twinkle of an eye.if u want 2b a sudden billionaire then enter into 'CONFIRM, blood money no b say u go offer goat abi fowl!
i mean xample lik 'Eze Ego'
dats d solutn bt b'lif me al nigeria basd billionaire's are realy corrupt.do u knw wat it takes 4ur asset worthin a billion dollars,nt naira.
lik d nigerian billionaire adage'if u cn't meet them u join them'.
it wil take an honest bank manager close 2 a million yrs 2 earn $1b.witout spending.
lif witout christ wud lead 2 crises and witout Ahalla wud lead 2 wahala.
wat wil it profith a man 2 gain d whole world and lose is soul.
Religion / Re: The Pope Will Die Within A Year: Vatican's Assassination Fears Revealed by oluwapomile(m): 11:38am On Feb 23, 2012
make we talk true d guy sef don old y assasinatn mtchew it just a waste of tym.vry soon e go soon happen.abeg make u no tink wetin dey ur mind o. I no mean anytin ooo. cry cry
Celebrities / Re: Flavor N'abania Engaged And Expecting A Baby: by oluwapomile(m): 7:58am On Feb 23, 2012
i realy don't c anytin wrng wit wat he did,re u guyz saying there ain't sum rich and sexy musicians over there that heels cn't hook up wit.i tink lif is a choice,u choose 2 spend d rest of ur lif wit whom suits u most.
Flavor i hapi 4u joor.
Religion / Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by oluwapomile(m): 8:14am On Feb 17, 2012
Abeg dats just 2much don't 4get dat there are stil men of God.'touch nt my anointd nd do my prophet no harm'
well sha oo.4 my bkyard one church name na'secret of wealth bible church.
wat a combinatn,i wonder wat churches are turning into.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Who Went to Heaven Shares Experience by oluwapomile(m): 7:59am On Feb 17, 2012
Well,i wonder y pple stress themselve uttering such words,abot hw heaven luks lik.
any1 who goes 2 heaven wud neva cum bk. dat was just  freaking lies.
many av bin deceivd by dis so-calld prophesy.
pple hear 4rm God,nd even through revealatn bt going 2 heaven nd cumin bk 2 lif am sori dat was a 'Voicemail'
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day: Valentine Blues by oluwapomile(m): 9:21pm On Feb 14, 2012
na wa o,wonders wud neva end.mayb he didn't complete is dosage dis moni.
Programming / Guyz Pls Help Hw Do I Start Learning Web Designing. by oluwapomile(m): 10:09am On Feb 09, 2012
am realy in d nid of learning web designing.am new 2 it.
pls whateva help u cn shud pls render.tanx alot lol
Romance / I Want Her Back2 by oluwapomile(m): 8:22am On Dec 01, 2011
tanx guyz i apprecia8d al ur comment.bt nt yet cleard 2me.dis was d reaso.n 4d brkup 2make it clear.i hapen 2b d first guy in her lif.it al happen d first day i gave her a french kiss since then nutin cums 2 her mind bt SEX, i trid 2 resist.moreover her institution kick against it dis gave more fear.
she came 2my house nd deir was an attemt 2 sex wich suddenly resistd.i handld her wit care.even thou i had d chance 2 pls d flesh.she askd me nt 2 touch her.wen eva i cal her she says my voice arouse her urge 4 sex let alone hes seeing me.thou she stil txt me.help me out guy .
hapi nw mnth
Romance / Re: I Want Her Back by oluwapomile(m): 8:00am On Dec 01, 2011
tanx guyz i apprecia8d al ur comment.just nt clear d reason 4 d 'break'.
it al startd lik dis i hapen 2b d first guy in her lif.since 4rm d first dax i gave her a french kiss.evrytin on her mind since then was nutin bt sex.nd her institutn kicks against bin pregnante dis also brought her more fear 4 sex.i trid 2 abstain just 4my luv 4her.nut until she came 2my house nd der was an attempt 4such wish she later resist.i treatd her gentle even thou i had d chance 2pls d flesh.she askd me nt 2 touch her.she said she nids a brk nt a brkup.each time a cal her she say my voice increase her urge 4 sex let alone she seein me dat,dats her reason 4 d brk.pls help me out she stil txt me.sry 4d stori hapi nw mnth.
Romance / I Want Her Back by oluwapomile(m): 9:11am On Nov 30, 2011
'i nid a brk nt a brkup'she said afta a misunderstandin.thou she replies my txt.just yester9t she txtd me nd ask afta my well being nd my younger1s.
wats her plann.i nid a help
is she cumin bk or nt .Wat cn i do 2get her bk soon.
i realy luv her
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dating And Relationship Troubles With Expert Solutions by oluwapomile(m): 9:55am On Nov 29, 2011
i luv my gurl frnd so dearly,we had a misunderstandin due 2 an attempt 2 sex wish alwaz she wantd,bt her spirit was against it.she said she nids a break.am confusd wheather it mite end up wit a brkup
only a brk 2b alone she kip on sayin,thou she picks my calz nd alwaz replys my msg.pls help me out
Fashion / Re: Pictures Of Miss Earth Nigeria 2011 - Munachi Uzoma by oluwapomile(m): 11:11pm On Nov 17, 2011
thunder and brimstone.
hw judges go dey blind 2dat xtent, hah dis is alarming'MISS WORLD' na wa oo she no fit win finest girl 4 our hostel sef, abeg make una go 1 remote village 4 find una miss world

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