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akankemi1:
Ensure you speak English all the time. Don't feel embarrassed when corrected instead take corrections in good spirit. don't watch African magic Yoruba. read more, novels, newspaper magazines etc

Exactly what I'm doing. These days pple complain that I speak too much grammar. My one time ex even accused me of being pompous unknown to her that am in a bid to be perfect in the use of English. I don't give a Bleep!

NCP:
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I love this keyboard.... Its one of the best.... I used to have the trial version of it

Itu L.G.A, Akwa Ibom State

It is true oo

tosyne2much:
Very funny

Two years and counting.... It appears relationship on this part of planet earth is a waste of resources both human and capital combined

I can't recall cuz all along she was pretending to be nice only looking out for what she gain from the relationship and not contributing nada.





Hoes don't stop, they keep hoeing

Continue thy baseless claim for surely thy end draweth nigh

I saw her too

drunkcow:
Am i the only one seeing MIA KHALIFA in the fifth pic

Never thought I could stay a week without fapping. With the help of this thread I didn't. Therefore, I am extending the challenge to 2weeks.

Exactly what I've been thinking

Oya make una go compute and publish our results

So far so good we're still on holiday. We are waiting for the school management to release semester results soon. Federal University Lafia

Yes I can

I'm making progress. 5/7

Same here

Geosystem:
wow good for you brother I covet your courage and strength to say no. well my fapping triggers in the past as not been porn. I can stay a whole year without visiting any porn site. what makes me self-service most times in the past is usually this pent up sexual pressure that has been built due to abstaining am not married by the way, but the urge comes due to raging hormones and at the peak of it any slight sexual thoughts or any sexual image can spark the urge to self-service even the voice of my fiancee can even make me self-service, even erotic stories of sexual threads or looking at the backside of ladies on the street while i drive can make me self-service all this are my triggers, so am not that addicted to porn per se , so I do delve into porn if am not given the attention I crave for from my lady(hearing her voice), or bored or when all the earlier mention triggers are not sufficient enough that will be after consistently wanking for a while. but now am free from porn like 2 months now. thanks to this thread I can be free completely from wanking

God is really helping me. I've gone 3days without fapping=3/7

Naso e dy start! I've got nothing to say at all

Technically single

What a pity!

You've shared this before

phranq30:
My friend endured a whole lot. The roomie would come back home at night and continue to pace up and down in the room for no just cause. He actually never had money for gas but was buying codiene on a steady. Nigga was cooking one day and the gas finished then he opted to make stew with electric heater (boiling ring). I can't stay with an annoying person cos I'm annoying as well. Nor dey lie, you're that roomie.

We don't brag. We give thanks.

6UEE:
Wat are dem ladies gonna do wit your #15, 000 account balance?

I had to uninstall my Firstmobile app due to security reasons and also to prevent busy bodies especially ladies from attempting to check my account whenever I grant them access to use my phone

dingbang:
Meanwhile, our esteemed customers who haven't downloaded and enrolled their FirstMobile app should do so using this thread as a guide...


https://www.nairaland.com/3837288/nairalander-explains-first-bank-mobile

Thank you.

Anti-fapping 2/7

antiFapping:
All is well bro, you're a conqueror, you can do this

After going through this thread, I've had a strong conviction in my heart to put an end to this unhealthy habit of masturbation that has being troubling me for so many years now. I have painstakingly unfollowed all sexuality threads in my FT to start with. I really want to end it

So when are they going to call off their strike?

Never reveal ur atm pin or bank account statement to any geh

Thanks sir

potent5:
There is a medical terminology for your condition. I have a friend with similar problem. The guy does not smell anything no matter how smelly. Even if you fart, he won't be bothered unless he heard the sound of it.

Just take your condition in good faith and pray there is a change.

Funny! I don't reside in Lagos. This is a serious issue

ShyCypher:
Take a cab to Agege right now.

Get to Pen Cinema area. There's a brothel along that railway line.

Ask for Rashidat - she's quite popular there.

Negotiate with her & lodge her short time.

When she takes off her clothes, kneel b4 her & stuff yur face down her crotch.

True. This one pass catarrh. I nor dy fit smell anything at all

THUNDAR:
If catarrh no de worry you then, I don't know your problem but don't forget, if your left nose offend you please don't forget to cut it off

Good evening nairalanders, I've been an active member of this great forum for years now. It gives me joy whenever people come here to seek solutions to problems. For years now, I can't perceive anything with my nose. Its so terrible to the extent that I can tell how my perfume and other things around smells.









Please help me.

I've heard so many pple say painful things about/to me that I don't even remember cuz I usually don't take things to heart like others do..... I simply smile or walk away. Buh d most recent one was when my ex said who do you think you are? Non entity!

Do you have what it takes?

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