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when her punnanny has been duged by nature itself why will she moan when u no fit feel anything

5 things that surely make front page on Nairaland 1. Pre wedding/birthday shoot
2. Snake killing/butchering
3. Any story on konji with small children/goat/rape.
4. Nnamdi kanu
5. Anything on celebs e.g Bobrisky, Davido, whizkid, Omotola, Daddy freeze e.t.c

he just created at least 10 jobs for his pple. Well done GodBless

goan download lucky patcher

atiku right now

the Gods are not smiling with Atiku

when u hear sars

eldee365:
Why you guys always rush to say nonsense? someone made sense! you decided to be stuupid!!!

fowl goan check wikipedia wella

modelmike7:
Congrats Iceland.
Russia will definitely favour you guys , Temperature-wise!
Cold cold all da way!!

actually iceland is not cold like russia mr man find out facts b4 talking nonsense. They have seaseon 4 cold just like the Uk

I tot it is only in Naija and africa dat haf village pple i neva knew Oyibo had coded Village pple 2

MARQUIZ:
This can't be Ibadan..... I'm very sure!

yes this is surely Ibadan Alakia to be precise i lived there for about 2 month i watch man utd first 2 games there

is not asif i like Money or i need the money o but dere are some topics i dont understand in maths and basic science

jnwankwo:
Another MMM Scam. Everybody beware.

These TSTV guys are actually reckless. I am really surprised that they brought the minister into this.
I believe that this is another MMM. Buyers beware. This is based on the following:
1. Bein sports acquired the EPL, Champions League and Laliga only for MENA (Middle East and North Africa). They do not have the right for Nigeria. DSTV owns the rights for Nigeria till 2019. You cannot give what you do not have. When a new service is launched, you have to wait for the next bidding round to have a shot at acquiring the rights. You cannot jump in the middle and start showing it. Things are not done that way in the PayTV world.

2.
A lot of channels listed like CNN, National Geographic, Discovery etc were acquired by DSTV on an exclusive basis for DTH in sub-saharan Africa by DSTV. Channels like Star Movies, MBC2, etc are only cleared for middle east and Asia. I really doubt that they have the rights to those channels. They may show it for one or two months before they are asked to take them off air.

3.
I check with a content aggregator on the cost per subscriber for these channels, assuming they can buy the rights, it came out the about 23 USD per month. That is excluding the sports channels. Based on today's naira exchange rate of 365 naira to a dollar, the cost is 8,395 Naira per subscriber. The content owners globally charge per month for their content. They do not charge per week or part of the month. The content owners dictate the terms. Nobody can pay 8395 Naira and charge 3000 Naira. Not possible.

4.
The cost of decoder package is as follows - decoder 25 USD, smartcard 4 USD, dish is 5 USD. Total is 34 USD (12410 naira). If we add shipping and clearing, you can get 15,000 Naira. To charge 5000 Naira for the package, you will need a lot of cheap money from bank to fund the decoder purchase. Buying 15,000 and selling 5000 sounds interesting to me.

5.
To do internet via satellite, you need VSAT equipment which is expensive compared to the dish/lnb you need to receive dstv. Minimum cost of vsat equipment should be not less than 50,000 Naira. If you use the traditional dish equipment, you can only receive. You cannot do internet with it. Unless TSTV will supply you 40,000 Naira vsat equipment for 5000 Naira.

6.
I went to lyngsat and checked the ABS 3A satellite, I did not see any information about any TSTV channels. Lyngsat is the database of all channels currently on satellite.

7.
When you launch a new DTH platform, you start with a test transmission. This allows you to work through some issues that might come up. It also gives people chance to see some of your channels to make sure they are real before committing their money. There is no test transmission from TSTV.

8. EFCC Fraud Charges
EFCC arrested this guy last year for fraud. Not credible.
http://motherhoodinstyle.net/2016/01/23/doctor-who-proposed-marriage-to-wifes-close-friend-4-months-after-her-death-dumped-after-hes-nabbed-by-efcc/


In conclusion, people should ask enough questions before investing their hard earned money. If it is too good to be true, it's probably is. Let this not be another MMM.

bros how much did Dstv pay is it up to 300 naira? #SupportNigerianMade

so to fvck na dem need lisense and permission from dier 'wali'

I hear say China wan reduce population without killing anybody but this kind plan e dey 2 cheap na

he is undercover na

Give thanks in all situation,maybe a future Rapist has been nutralised

paiz:
She is talented
But she has bleached herself until she is now brighter than her future

Jisos!!! See SaVaGeRy, i bow 4 u o. I even dey fear u o

THE LEGENDARY ''BOUNCE'' on Nokia 3310

excel127:
, Go Eagles Go!!!

Like if you think The Super Eagles are making it to the World Cup Finals this time

keep on dreaming u no see France,Brazil,portugal,Belgium,and even ordinary Germany. U dey talk nigeria wey be say we know even know if it is 1 country or 2.

excel127:
, Go Eagles Go!!!

Like if you think The Super Eagles are making it to the World Cup Finals this time

keep on dreaming u no see France,Brazil,portugal,Belgium,and even ordinary Germany. U dey talk nigeria wey be say we know even know if it is 1 country or 2.

DeutschJunge:
I just don't understand how a player plays defense in his club but comes to Nigeria and play striker?

Funny how leicester has turned assembly for Nigerian players and non of them are in the first team.

wrong bro Ndidi is a first teamer

who ask her?

Keneking:
Ambode sef

- SUMEC Genset 2.5KVA is N68.5K on online malls.
- LASG purchased 120 units * N68.5K = N8.22mil
- Assuming petrol consumption is 15 litres per genset = N2,145 (full tank) * 120 units = N257,400 daily
- Total fuel to be consumed by gensets per annum is 670,000 litres or 21 trailers of PMS
- Monthly is approximately N8mil / Annum is N96mil
- Ikeja Electric monthly bill per station is approximately 400 units per month or N10,800 or N1,296,000 (120 stations)
- Annual payments to Ikeja Electric is N15,552,000

Total energy cost for police stations across the 120 stations is N111,552,000 or average of N9,300,000 per station.

Benefits of energy at the Stations:

- DPO can stay in his office and read confessional statements.
- Inmates can take fresh air
- Collection of weapons at armoury would be visible : bullet counts, testing of rifles and entry in registers.
- Complaints can be taken at any time.
- Bail can be conducted seamlessly.
- Headcounts can be taken at any time.
- Walkie talkie can be charged at any time and used effectively

weh donn sar!
Happy analysis which imates is taking fresh air, inside Lagos cell 4 dat matter.

donjazzy smart pass am u think he will make u Babymama so u fit dey collect monthly allocation. Ma sista park well

so HussyPuppy is shopping for Guccci and Investor B.J is ordering iphone 8 while i am still eating biscuit and pure water anyway kwantinue showing off i think it has now turn 2 a competition.

when ur village pple hear what u re sayin

i smell fake prophets at work

[color=][/color] and i can drive o..if u watch fast and furious 7 i was d 1 dat drove that toyota camry that was on d express when vin disel was in the ferrari goan watch very well

that is how i suprised my vice principal in sec school and we had sex on the assembly ground...it is not new

be like say frsc no dey sell again

Bibidear:
Please who has martial number....i want to tell him something

+2347010203367

optional1:
i am single and searching oh..

Pms start flooding in...
But, any guy sending pm must be tall, dark, beard gand, 6 pack, God fearing, rich, have house both in Nigeria and abroad, must have cars latest cars oh..
if you are one send pm...

Jesus is coming soon!!