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thats wat happens when you are a nigerian and your village pple hear u want to travel out but u have no come and settle them
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well it is a fake memory card. I have one just like it but mine wont paly videos if it has downloaded or corrupt the video so managed it like dat |
This is the beginning of arsenals downfall their own will be worse than man u after SAF |
if neymar move to madrid it will be lit but if he goes to man u it will be litter Share for Madrid Like for Man U
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which one is kunle afolayan and alone abi na akon u no sabi ni.
Mods give this nigger 1 year ban jare |
![]() this white nigger just got played. Dont be suprised if FBI track him down and SWAT comes busting through his cealing when he is eating fufu or in za oza room and whist him away |
NairalandCS:Jesus!!!! SAVAGERY can nail you to the cross one more time o |
ENDTIMEgist:he used surrogate mother to give birth to junior and the twins but his gf gave birth to this one herself though she is the real mother of all of dem |
Chevronstaff:but you need morata bakayoko and Drinkwater to move from first to 4th why couldn't you beat mancity at home or Roma away. shipped 6 goals vs Roma and start forming boss at home against united |
nNEOo:this is old joker see the new one
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Their power output is 38000+ megawatts � we dey celebrate say we get 3000 |
The guy has already paid bride price with retweet for the future |
kay29000:it will reduce his public image and in future no other event planner will invite him to a show, ask Iceprince |
In Patapaa voice...
I see the witch
One Kwana..one kwana...one kwana
them dey do you..
One kwana..one kwana...kwana
go and beg them...
One kwana..one kwana...one kwana see sey dem catch you my brother no football see sey dem do you go and drive car you see sey dem get you go and clean boot green means injure yellow means no play red means retire..... |
If na 4 naija dem 4 do elephant dance I. Peppersoup tins on d villagers mind then it will make front page on NL and everybody will be ailing lala |
GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!! Hapoel has scores 2-0 |
I know approximately 5000 people in my life and only 1 has an abandoned startimes decoder. Tstv came out just 3 weeks ago it is getting more popular than startimes empty promises/cybercafe or not. RUDE BITCH!!!
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When you hear Operation python dance it mean pythons must dance or die. Pesin cannot comman die or hunger na |
blood of judas iscariot
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After south africa almost wiped out nigerians in their country na to erect statue 4 de president remain abi? stupidity is becoming a talent in Nigeria na to legalize remain ![]()
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Nnamdi Kanu He may be the son of a King and of royal blood but Kanu is very dangerous he is ready to protect and sieze his territories. Kanu has been discovered to attack presidents, governors, and normal human beings that comes its way. He is highly feared and respected in the animal kingdom. It has recently been found out that he can use sophisticated weapons e.g double barrel guns and petrol bombs. Though when attacked by a more powerful creature (army) he disappears into thin air.
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They way god will bless Zaha ehn...e just reduce my red eyes wey man u gimme with dat stinky draw |
CRY 2- 1 CHE
mods update |
and at the end u will be begging 4 free 2 puna abi. my brother go 2 church u need deliverance, ur case is with Jesus Mods pls how did dis make front page |
So if i go to my village some1 will just say 'hey luxy is it not u that like liking nude and toasting small small girls on facebook ![]() |
When you carry goal goal and under 4.5 and they play 2-2 first half
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lemme add 1 When you rush last minute to play 10 mins draw only and u hear GOAL immediately
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O.p you forgot to add Just run to the middle of d place and shout ALAHU..AKBAR. Only 2 things can happen either everybody leaves the plane 4 u or they throw u off. |


