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Travel / Re: Nigerians Passengers Emergency Landing At Tamanghasset Desset In Algiers by oluxzy: 8:01pm On May 23, 2018 |
thats wat happens when you are a nigerian and your village pple hear u want to travel out but u have no come and settle them 1 Like
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Phones / Re: My Sd Card! by oluxzy: 9:56pm On May 18, 2018 |
well it is a fake memory card. I have one just like it but mine wont paly videos if it has downloaded or corrupt the video so managed it like dat |
Sports / Re: Former Gunners Midfielder To Become Arsenal’s New Manager by oluxzy: 7:22pm On May 18, 2018 |
This is the beginning of arsenals downfall their own will be worse than man u after SAF |
Nairaland / General / Re: Lionel Messi Speaks On Neymar’s Possible Move To Real Madrid. by oluxzy: 7:09am On May 16, 2018 |
if neymar move to madrid it will be lit but if he goes to man u it will be litter Share for Madrid Like for Man U
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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan And Akon At Canne Film Festival by oluxzy: 6:49am On May 16, 2018 |
which one is kunle afolayan and alone abi na akon u no sabi ni.
Mods give this nigger 1 year ban jare 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President Donald Trump Replies A Nigerian On Twitter And These Happened by oluxzy: 10:25am On May 07, 2018 |
this white nigger just got played. Dont be suprised if FBI track him down and SWAT comes busting through his cealing when he is eating fufu or in za oza room and whist him away 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess At Oritsefemi & Nabila Fash's Wedding, Bares Cleavage (Photos) by oluxzy: 6:35pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
NairalandCS:Jesus!!!! SAVAGERY can nail you to the cross one more time o 10 Likes |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Georgina Rodriguez Welcome Daughter, Alana Martina! by oluxzy: 8:44am On Nov 13, 2017 |
ENDTIMEgist:he used surrogate mother to give birth to junior and the twins but his gf gave birth to this one herself though she is the real mother of all of dem |
Sports / Re: Aftermath Of Chelsea Vs Manchester United : 7 Funny Memes by oluxzy: 6:55am On Nov 06, 2017 |
Chevronstaff:but you need morata bakayoko and Drinkwater to move from first to 4th why couldn't you beat mancity at home or Roma away. shipped 6 goals vs Roma and start forming boss at home against united 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Neymar Dresses As Joker For Halloween (Photos) by oluxzy: 2:21pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
nNEOo:this is old joker see the new one
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany To Pay Electricity Users Because It Generated Too Much Power by oluxzy: 3:29pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Their power output is 38000+ megawatts � we dey celebrate say we get 3000 |
Romance / Re: “Get 10,000 Retweets And I Will Marry You” - Lady Tells Guy Who Has Crush On Her by oluxzy: 12:46pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
The guy has already paid bride price with retweet for the future |
Celebrities / Re: Namibians Punish American Singer Omarion For Being Disrespectful by oluxzy: 3:05pm On Oct 29, 2017 |
kay29000:it will reduce his public image and in future no other event planner will invite him to a show, ask Iceprince |
Sports / Re: Baba Sule Ended Up Cleaning Boots by oluxzy: 6:54pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
In Patapaa voice...
I see the witch
One Kwana..one kwana...one kwana
them dey do you..
One kwana..one kwana...kwana
go and beg them...
One kwana..one kwana...one kwana see sey dem catch you my brother no football see sey dem do you go and drive car you see sey dem get you go and clean boot green means injure yellow means no play red means retire..... |
Nairaland / General / Re: Villagers In Thailand Rescue Elephant Trapped In The River by oluxzy: 7:53pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
If na 4 naija dem 4 do elephant dance I. Peppersoup tins on d villagers mind then it will make front page on NL and everybody will be ailing lala 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Red Star Belgrade Vs Arsenal : Europa League (0 - 1) On 19th October 2017 by oluxzy: 7:44pm On Oct 19, 2017 |
GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!! Hapoel has scores 2-0 |
TV/Movies / Re: Startimes Shades Tstv On Twitter (photos) by oluxzy: 9:24am On Oct 19, 2017 |
I know approximately 5000 people in my life and only 1 has an abandoned startimes decoder. Tstv came out just 3 weeks ago it is getting more popular than startimes empty promises/cybercafe or not. RUDE BITCH!!!
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Nairaland / General / Re: A Huge Python My Brother Killed In His Farm (Photos) by oluxzy: 5:49pm On Oct 18, 2017 |
When you hear Operation python dance it mean pythons must dance or die. Pesin cannot comman die or hunger na 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Police Officers In Kwara Accused Of ‘selling Detained Suspects To Ritualists’ by oluxzy: 10:31am On Oct 17, 2017 |
blood of judas iscariot
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Politics / Re: 'I Am Leaving Nigeria As A Hero'‚ Jacob Zuma Gushes After Massive Statue Of Him by oluxzy: 10:23am On Oct 17, 2017 |
After south africa almost wiped out nigerians in their country na to erect statue 4 de president remain abi? stupidity is becoming a talent in Nigeria na to legalize remain
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Fashion / Re: Transformation Photos Of Female Twins That Have Gone Viral by oluxzy: 10:19am On Oct 17, 2017 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Animals That Don’t Look Dangerous But Are Actually Deadly by oluxzy: 1:16pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Nnamdi Kanu He may be the son of a King and of royal blood but Kanu is very dangerous he is ready to protect and sieze his territories. Kanu has been discovered to attack presidents, governors, and normal human beings that comes its way. He is highly feared and respected in the animal kingdom. It has recently been found out that he can use sophisticated weapons e.g double barrel guns and petrol bombs. Though when attacked by a more powerful creature (army) he disappears into thin air.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by oluxzy: 3:52pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
They way god will bless Zaha ehn...e just reduce my red eyes wey man u gimme with dat stinky draw 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th October 2017 by oluxzy: 3:49pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
CRY 2- 1 CHE
mods update 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Ways To Woo A Girl Without Using Money. by oluxzy: 5:02pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
and at the end u will be begging 4 free 2 puna abi. my brother go 2 church u need deliverance, ur case is with Jesus Mods pls how did dis make front page 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by oluxzy: 7:02am On Oct 12, 2017 |
So if i go to my village some1 will just say 'hey luxy is it not u that like liking nude and toasting small small girls on facebook |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Meme Pics Only Betting Peepz Can Relate To by oluxzy: 8:54pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
When you carry goal goal and under 4.5 and they play 2-2 first half 15 Likes 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Meme Pics Only Betting Peepz Can Relate To by oluxzy: 8:51pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
lemme add 1 When you rush last minute to play 10 mins draw only and u hear GOAL immediately 11 Likes 1 Share
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Travel / Re: 4 Sure Ways To Get Thrown Off A Flight by oluxzy: 5:28pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
O.p you forgot to add Just run to the middle of d place and shout ALAHU..AKBAR. Only 2 things can happen either everybody leaves the plane 4 u or they throw u off. 1 Like |
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