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sirOrubebe:
Bia, you ds fine geh... Are you a photocopy of Oly23... Sorry I meant twin sister

The both of you look soooo identical!

I have a twin!! Let me go and see for myself

Hadampson:
Sirorubebe here iz anoda story 4 u o..
Spdazzy cum nd sit beside me
sunshine46, cerewo, chizzymaris, oly23 where iz u nah angelinastto(my great author) dapo97, oludare007. u are all invited to anoda blockbuster by FIYAH

Cum nd sit in d front row. i had already arranged a table 4 u guys

Oh thank you! Save my chair oo I will be a little late

Hadampson:
This is interesting OP.. keep it coming bro, u are doin wonderful work here.. 3 samoosas 4 u *thumbs up*

Daht gal iz nt sensible at all.. i mean meso y wil she hide d truth 4rm her parents.. because she iz young.. cut d crap jawe, whc kind yung be dat. In diz computer age dat we are in, she suppose tew geh OT small nah.. I no knw wat tew say*speechlez* coz i dey vex 4 meso: stupid gal

kudos tew u OP

Angelinastto, olatex25, yungtemy, antipexish, hormobolanle, samyfreshsmooth, sunshine46, sirorubebe, oly23, cerewo, chizzymaris, chumzypinky cum nd c sumtin wey dey apen 4 here o

Tanchu tanchu, I dey come!

Hadampson:
Oh my GOD!! See wah av bin missin on NL diz iz superb bro.. keep it coming i got diz.. by d way, thanks 4 d mention..

My honeypie spdazzy come nd see diz wonderful piece written by YORHMIENERD

adesina12 abeg i need popcorn o

sirorubebe d NL assasin i throway salute.. sunshine46, samyfreshsmooth, olatex25, chizzymaris, cerewo, oly23, dtobs, hormobolanle, angelinastto, oludare007 u are all invited..

Thanks for the mention will go through it when I have time on my hands

*sighsinrelief* finally a happy ending for Rosa!! Oludare007 I duff my imaginary hat for you!

sirOrubebe:
We cool, bombress

Angelinastto:
Guys the story is not complete but my phone is malfunctioning. Imagine me typing 5000 words and everything getting wiped off. Thats why i have to put a stop to it until i solve the problem with my phone. Please bare with me.

Ehyaaa please repair it fast

sunshine46:
*sighs in relief* tnx darl...*hi-fve*

You are welcome

sirOrubebe:
Lol. I overheard all the plots and machinations between these three entities to exterminate my person...

I decided to keep mum because the character of my moniker seem to have eroded from their memories. I was waiting for the first move from the suicide bombress (Oly23), to show the stuff I am made of

keep your cool Bro I ain't fighting with you

sunshine46:
samyfreshsmooth,let Hadampson lead u on with his faulty horoscope ehn...Oly23,I hope u're not planning to conspire wt Sam,don't o ...

Really missed u guys,every one here and this story...lemme quickly go n cuddle up wt my boo (sirOrubebe) while I catch up wt d updates

No no I did background check and found out that samyfreshsmooth is only after his gain I was just to be used as pawn!! I wise pass that na

Hadampson:
Oly23! Oly23!! Oly23!!! How many times i call u? minded urself o if u let samyfreshsmooth instigate u, den u left me with no choice *bringing out a cow horn binded with red cloth*

ha abeg oo

oludare007:
oly23 wld rather have it end as a dream
It is well

Yes oo please let it be a very long dream

shebi you said I would have no reason to cry now you want to burst Rosa brains out #diarisGodoo

Adesina12:
If u no know whom my popcorn epp that mean you dey show face anywhere near literature section on NL...abi TY



If you no know what to talk about or say about THE CLUB by Sweetie Lleigh yet you are far away from literature section

I wonder wetin you know sef in literature section....a beg carry your luggage go model or romance section

come help me pack na

Angelinastto:
Incase you've read the last update before i just completed it.
Thanks to oly23, samyfreshsmooth,hadampson,sirorubebe and others for making the thread interesting. GOD BLESS YOU..MORNGING
Xamster, its been awhile!

Awww tanchu tanchu!
To comment on the story! Abeg no turn Josh to wife beater! I take God beg you! And what's it with Kelvin and babies see excitement I hope he will not now come and say he wants 12 children or worse still 36 for each state of the country

Hadampson:
Daht my girl don't mind samyfreshsmooth jawe.. he cnt do u anytin#empty threat

I gat ur back, u gat no worries..

samyfreshsmooth:
Hmmm oly23 it would appear ur cover aiint blown o cos it seems hadampson here is still of the believe that u're on his side except of course he's trying to lure u into a trap

We shall see

Hadampson:
what cover are u talkin abt? are u tryin tew say oly23 iz doin sumtin dah i did nt knw.. oly23 i need an explanation 4 diz

Ha #sweatingprofusely I am *very* loyal oo me don't know what samyfreshsmooth is talking about

samyfreshsmooth:
hmmm so u're going solo rite?

u wan con dey work 4 d money nw bah?

anyway sha there are lots of benefits if u carry out d job

1)u'll b able to get ur revenge on hamdapson 4 making u his sidekick cos if u hurt sirorubebe u hurt hadampson 2...dem get 1 kain connection like that

2)u'll get d very best of adesina12 pop corn

3) u'll get a free vvvip ticket to the club (by Lleigh)

4)i knw u're crushing on kelvin nancy's hubby...i'll get him 4 u 2

so wat do u say beautiful soldier

Economy hard that's why I work for money now! But I have not completely sold my conscience to the devil!
1 hadampson no do me any thing na And with his wizardry skills I don't think I want a job even remotely attached to him!
2.who popcorn epp
3.i no even no wetin to talk on dis one
4. So I go come be home breaker! Mba no I like Nancy too much! More over I did background check on Kelvin he has no eyes for other ladies
In fact to tell you the truth I no like the job I like action! Like bomb the plaza by midnight etc no be this kain slow job!

samyfreshsmooth:
lol

u no see u, u dy ques d bomb (me) bah?...u jxt fall my hand o...i know abt the plan and i was only trying help strenghten d enemy's trust in u by making him think we have discarded and deserted u there by making him believe u're nw with him and u'll not turn against him......

see now u have blown ur cover

u have been in the field work 4 too long sef....abeg abort the mission and come back to camp jareh make we train u more cos ur next mission go dy very bloody and risky

lemme de-brief u small abt d mission
:U ARE TO TAKE OUT SIRORUBEBE SO I CAN MOVE IN AND GET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SUNSHINE46

What's in it for me!! Economy hard I no dey do job that doesn't evolve money

Hadampson:
u declared my sidekick oly23 wanted abi.. okay.

I hadampson declared samyfreshsmooth wanted 2day.. #100k 4 whoever catches samyfreshsmooth

@emboldened u dunno who i be.. 4 ur information my father is the OLU_AWO of my village Don't force me tew do u sumtin o..

*reciting destructive incantations*

kiko ni wo se awo lafun
akara jigigbi ni wo se gaari osan
ago meji ni omo SCHOOL jade
ina buruku ni su buredi jina
laisi iyo obe ko ni dun
Pant ko gbodo ni back pocket
Agbada ko gbodo ni POLO...

Remind me never to step on your toe twale maximum respect

samyfreshsmooth:
ah! oly23 or shuld i call u ur code name of SPIRIT, u want to sell me out rite? u have joined the enemy's camp abi...

u are declared wanted 4rm 2day.....

we d bokos wuld hunt u down and i would put a bounty on u......2 bottles of gulder and a bowl filled with adesina12 special pop corn to whoever catches u...

and hadampson u want 2 bomb the BOMB bah?
abi did oly nat tell u my code name is bomb.......i and my trusted men are coming 4 u

Oga haan you suppose code na! In a dangerous situation like this you gats to keep your enemies closer na I was just watching your back trying get intel na so I can report back you! You don dey sit for office you don forget jungle rule abi!

Hadampson:
What Ah no knw o *runs out of the aouz b4 d bomb go explode* breathing heavily* *talking tew myself* i just pray make samyfreshsmooth come tew my place.. i no wan diz golden opportunity tew waste..

make I help you call samyfreshsmooth I get air Time for my mtn

samyfreshsmooth:
lol...this really got me laffing...i add it to 1 of the action scenes in the story am trying to string up

you have to pay for copyright you know

Hadampson:
Bomb wetin u wan use am do.. abegi.. oya bring one, i wan use am 4 experiment.

*while holding d bomb, waiting 4 samfreshsmooth tew passby*

Shei you know say na home made bomb e fit explode any time e no get remote!

samyfreshsmooth:
lol...oya do make u come sharp sharp...no go let buhari soldiers caish u o...i hear say dem don go do camp 4 there as we just comot....anyway sha i trust u....if dem 1 jxt caish u just press the bomb wey we tye join ur leg.... ..

Good evening

Ha they no fit na you don forget say dem they call me spirit because of how I dey take disappear! the bomb wey dey my leg

samyfreshsmooth:
shuoooh wetin u still dy do for sambisa forest when dem bokos don move comot from there ....abeg do come the new camp jareh...i dey dere so....shey u knw the place?

No oga mi na one or two I go pick for there oo reporting for duty SIR

Hadampson:
Eeh wetin u dey 4 SAMBISA forest.. oya come here now now # alakoba omo

OK sir I dey come make I just carry one or two small bombs just small one

Hadampson:
Lol


Wait o.. I haven't seen oly23 4 days now.. if u epp me tew see her, tell her say i dey grit her o


Angelinastto Abeg cum nd update diz story nah

My Oga I dey oo I dey greet oo from the interior of sambisa forest

Hadampson:
Mabinu na.. oya come tew papa