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dhidden:
Read what you wrote again and ask yourself why you still condemn a man you said confessed; you are a Christian and yet don't get the meaning of that or did GOD tell you what transpired between him and GEJ? Now I agree with that visiting pastor who two years back at the Redeem Camp said publicly that God showed him ONLY 3 persons in that mammoth crowd who were right with God. 9ja's problem is too many ungodly men/women, including you. I pray that whatever reply you will have to my comment search you out and set you thinking about God and His ways In Jesus Name.

I read your comment and laughed.
One, if i was in camp when cleric said 3 persons are right with God, I'm one of them.
Two, Gej came to camp in dec, 2010 for prayer, went back to wine and dine with corrupt people. Came back to confess and went back to corrupt people again. Person that do this is called HYPOCRITE. He did same with nigeria people. He told naija that he is with them, he understands their suffering because he was once shoeless and portraited himself as change that people but he got mandate, started buying aeroplanes, pardon people that take shoes from masses, turn his face away from corruptions and corrupt people.
Third, in Bible, God punished israelites for the sins of david. Sins of GEJ will be paid for by innocent nigerians, Which my family and I will not be victim of. I'm not pro or anti GEJ but only stand for good governance.

every reasonable human will knows that GEJ is associated with evil cult.
He visited guru maharaj of ibadan, even gave guru land.
after 2011, I was in redemption camp when Gej came to confess that he has backsliden and done wrong things and only God can forgive him- of what I wish Pastor Adeboye could ask him- corruption or occultic?
Only in GEJ era, nigerians are dying in hundreds even before boko haram started killing en mass, petrol tanker that fell and burn over 200 people to ashes can easily come to mind among others.
I don't like GEJ because of what he stands for- DESPERATION.
For Okotie 'man with questionable character' to come out and say this- 'ONLY THIEF KNOWS PATH OF THIEF ON A MOUNTAIN'

cool and fun to be with, check my profile for pic

Obasanjo is saying his farewell. Baba Iyabo is on last lap.
FAREWELL BABA!!!

GEJ wants politics to be played in his own term and desired tempo!
GEJ got smooth ride to Aso Rock, thought everything else will be smooth also- NO! You're wrong Mr President.
Touts have been playing politics since time immemory. GEJ take your Bible and read books of kings. Oppositions are always existing either another kingdom or within your kingdom. MR PRESIDENT, IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO PLAY THIS GAME- PLS QUIT!!!
Obama was called antichrist, gay, weak, even recently his family was verbally attacked- Obama did not call anyone touts or America democracy tout-like. All over the world opposition always attack incumbent govt.
GEJ IS TRUELY ZOOLOGIST AND HE MUST HAVE SPENT MOST OF HIS TIME WATCHING NAT GEO WILD. WHERE LION ROARS AND OTHER ANIMALS RUN FOR SHELTER. WAKE UP!
THIS IS HUMAN KINGDOM NOT ANIMAL KINGDOM.

they are samsons of our time, use God's given anointing to do carnal things

source- http://m.bbc.com/news/world-asia-30288542?OCID=fbasia

The music video for South Korean singer Psy's Gangnam Style exceeded YouTube's view limit,
prompting the site to upgrade its counter. YouTube said the video - its most watched ever -has been viewed more than 2,147,483,647 times.
It has now changed the maximum view limit to 9,223,372,036,854,775,808, or more than nine quintillion.
Gangnam Style became a worldwide hit when it was released in 2012, largely due to the surreal video. The second most-watched video on YouTube - Baby by Justin Bieber - lags behind Gangnam Style by more than a billion views.

How do you say 9,223,372,036,854,775,808?
Nine quintillion, two hundred and twenty-
three quadrillion, three hundred and seventy-
two trillion, thirty-six billion, eight hundred
and fifty-four million, seven hundred and
seventy-five thousand, eight hundred and
eight.
Gangnam Style has been watched more than 2.15 billion times as of 4 December YouTube's counter previously used a 32-bit integer, which is a unit used to represent data in computer architecture. This means the maximum possible views it could count was 2,147,483,647. On 1 December, it posted a statement saying: "We never thought a video would be watched in
numbers greater than a 32-bit integer... but that
was before we met Psy."
Google, which owns YouTube, later told website The Verge that engineers "saw this coming a couple months ago and updated our systems to prepare for it". YouTube now uses a 64-bit integer for its video
counter, which means videos have a maximum
viewer count of 9.22 quintillion. Psy has yet to comment although news of YouTube's change was posted on his Facebook
and Twitter pages.

to make it complete-
8. To to good pastor, babalawo or alfa for spiritual consultation about his future.
Some men were born to hustle til their dying day.

HugeMac:
STOP COPYING AND PASTING PEOPLES ARTICLE , WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE YOUR OWN , YOU NO GO SCHOOL

Having tots but not say, seeing but not talk- makes one live longer.
I expect jobless one to show face and you did. Thank you for proving me right

Have being reading all comments and it's still
mostly same set of Nigerians (South East and
South South) that are supporting Jonathan. The
Presidency has finally succeeded in polarizing the
country into ethnic and religion group just for
political gain. But i have a few questions for you people from these region. Where were you
people when Jonathan was a Vice President and
Pastor Tunde Bakare and Professor Wole Soyinka
led Save Nigeria Group (SNG) to the street of
Abuja in 2009 and protested against the
Maladministration of the few cabal during Umaru Yar'dua Illness before his eventual death. You
people where in total silence when the few cabal
refused to recognize the then Vice President as
Acting President despite the inability of the then
President Yara'dua to perform his constitutional
duty. What Benefit are most of you actually deriving from this present government under
Jonathan apart from the fact that he appointed
less than 1% of your tribal people into political
office and how has that appointment improve
your welfare individually. Why can't you people
reason that Jonathan government is just for few wealthy individual and NOT for the masses like
most of you commenting and supporting him.
Some of you are here comparing Jonathan and
Obasanjo. You are here comparing Failure against
Failure when we should be comparing ourselves
with the outside develop western world. So because your child score 30% and another child
score 25% now mean you should pat your child
at back and say "weldone". Failure is Failure and it
has no other name. Obasanjo failed Nigerian and
that was why he was voted out even in his
polling unit in Abeokuta. His daughter lost her election scandalously. Why are you people now
commenting as if it was only your vote that made
Jonathan became president in 2011. YORUBA
voted massively for Jonathan in 2011 thinking he
was the messiah to salvage our dear country
from the clumps of corrupt individual and he won with a landslide victory. We voted for Jonathan
and NOT PDP because he promised Nigerian
heaven and Earth. Hausa voted for Jonathan
because they felt he will better their life. But what
are we experiencing today. Death has become so
cheap in our country that we now Count numbers. Children are slaughtered like chicken
everyday and millions have been rendered
homeless. Why is Jonathan Commander-in-Chief
of the armed forces but will be blaming some
people for his inability to protect his subject.
Corruption is obviously on the high side in the country and the President is Celebrating Corrupt
individual giving them "National Award" to the
glaring eye of the whole world. Jonathan has
failed in his primary assignment as president and
he must vacate the seat in 2015 by the special
grace of God. The Truth must be told. Nigeria Political and economy problem is too big for
Jonathan and has overwhelmed him. He is NOT
competent and Fit to be the president of our
nation. We need a President that love the citizen
of this country so much and is so passionate to
serve the citizens. We need a President that is ready to sacrifice a lot for the betterment of the
masses. Am hoping and praying for that time
when all Nigerian will NEVER mind if the
President, Vice President, Senate President,
Speaker and Chief Judge of the Federation are all
from ONE Geo-political Region and One Religion BUT WILL ONLY be AFTER Good Governance and
Sound Welfare package for all citizens. God bless
my Country Nigeria

one idiot called and told me that he is calling from UK, and I should guess who he is, I told him name of my friend in US., he quickly answered yes. He gave me Uk number to call because he has sent goods to naija that i'll collect for him. He called me again next day, I tried to waste his call credit but he quickly end th call. Another one called recently with same story.
People are falling for this scammer by sending recharge cards to them

nigerians are #1 when it comes to critizing good things.

One, story for the gods is a club song not song one plays in living room with children listening. If you go to night club and hear - damouche, saint janet do not complain, those songs are meant for that environment. Radio or tv stations will not air it because its NOT TO BE BROADCAST. NTBB. Its a song meant for a specific environment.

Two- this song contains words like 'I want to marry thee', 'I want to be regularity'- is writer trying to say olamide will get married to woman to rape her regularly?

Three- writer ignorantly and cunningly intertwene sina in yoruba with zina in islam. Sex outside marriage is fornication, which means sina in yoruba. Olamide is not mincing words but calls sex outside marriage- fornication (means sina in yoruba)

Fourth, I know that Mr Faruq is not in his youth age otherwise he would have know that sex among youths of today is a battle not lovemaking. Faruq did his best and followed norms in his time but in this generation, new norms and best is to take- dongoyaro, monkeytail, alomo, osomo, because lovemaking is a battle and one needs to arm himself.

Mr Faruq should stop listening to youth song especially club songs. Religion and elderly songs are still in market, he needs to get some for his personally enjoy. Old men should stop eavedropping on youth's club songs.
Story for the gods is battlesong, if you hear story for the gods in my mouth, know that I'm preparing for battle.

fracas, lawlessness, civil disobedience, kill them attitude, harassment, stealing, fighting, desperation, corruption, violence everywhere
WHERE IS THE LOVE? PEACE? TOLERANCE? HARMONY?

my list
Titanic
Too young to die (true life story)
John Q
Gladiator
The champ
Facing the giants (only movie that made me wept over and over again- it portraits my life)
Passion of the Christ (I can't stand it)
We are soldiers
Pursuit of happiness
Seven pound
Rattle snake (ibo movie subtitle in english, bastardize version is owo blow yoruba movie)
If only (uk movie)

PDP GOVT IS SPENDING MASSIVELY ON STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURE

if her daughter is uk citizen, no problem at all- she just needs legal action against them. Iyabo obasanjo case is a good example. She took her US born children to naija without the consent of their father. US gave her 7days to return their citizens to them.
But if that little girl is naija citizen, she is on long thing.
SHE SHOULD HAVE LOOKED BEFORE LEAP INTO RELATIONSHIP WITH MAN LIKE THIS.

why this clueless man always behave like a baby. Matured man knows that some issues need no reply.
We all know that he has looted more than that.

she knows how to buy cars and show them off but future planning - nothing.
Thank you seun for being you. I know by now, linda would be browsing nairaland for gist

Jakeattah:
Sounds like a fictional tale

If its naija na- na witches
If foreign na fictional tale abi?
Google it

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE.
A 911 call revealed bride Kelly Ecker fearing for her life as she was being threatened by her husband, George Samson.
The newly married couple started fighting during their reception, and after the last guest left during the uncomfortable situation, Samson shot and killed his wife and then turned a gun on himself.

DEATH DID THEM PART.

Indiana doctor Greg (Scott) Samson killed his new wife, Kelly Ecker, and
then himself after a dispute hours after their wedding. Disturbing new details of the 911 calls Ecker made emerged late
Tuesday, showing that she feared for her life, according to WTHITV.
"He's beating the s--- out of me," Ecker is heard saying.
"Who is?" the dispatcher asks.
"My husband," she answers.
When asked who her
husband is,
Ecker replies, "Scott Samson. He's got guns
inside,"
then the line goes dead.
The joyous nuptials of
Samson, 54 and Ecker, 50,
were overshadowed by a
fight that turned ugly at their Terre Haute mansion, forcing guests to leave the reception shortly after 1 am Sunday. After the last guest left, a heated argument broke out between the newlyweds,
and the bride made a frantic call to 911 saying her husband threatened to kill her, officials said. “The investigation has revealed that there was a verbal argument between
the couple toward the end of the reception, which carried over to the after-party at the couple’s home,” said Vigo
County Chief Deputy Sheriff Clark Cottom.
Ecker made two more 911
calls, but the second call also cut out suddenly, Cottom added. Dispatchers heard what they thought to be gunshots being fired in the background while she was on the line. Authorities found a lifeless Ecker, who had been shot multiple times in her torso and head with a 40-caliber semi-automatic pistol. Her
husband, an anesthesiologist at Union Hospital, was found dead in the
basement after he shot himself once in the head with a 45-caliber
handgun. He had locked himsef in the basement with guns and multiple rounds of
ammunition, according to authorities. Ecker’s 10-year-old son from a previous relationship and an elderly
couple believed to be Samson’s parents were inside the home at the
time of the shooting, the newspaper reported. Authorities are still investigating how a day of wedded bliss turned into
a deadly domestic dispute, and are currently taking inventory of
Samson's gun collection.

Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/indiana-doctor-kills-new-wife-hours-wedding-article-1.1966308?utm_content=buffer02b31&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=NYDN+Faceboo

go on 7 days fasting and prayers that God should destroy his work and make him broke

yomanovic:
No ooo bro. You got that place wrong. What happend was that after I broke up with her, she called, screaming at me on the phone that I should warn my girlfriend to stop disturbing her. She claimed someone was calling her and threatening her to leave her man alone but with private number. Days after she called again that the person's phone has displayed that she used the number to search for the person on facebook and it displayed the person's picture. She now said the person actually works in my office that the person said she was jealous when she knew that myself and the eni in question were dating each other because she wanted me for herself. Now for her to reveal who the person is, she wouldn't. That's the person I was actually asking her to reveal but I discovered that it was all lies. She only used the ploy to seek my attention. You get?

Well, I'll surelly get many things wrong because i know little to nothing about your relationship.
She may be obsessive, lock down type, easily get angry, liar, good cook, religious, etc. Truth that i know is this-
whatever you don't like about her- multiple it by 3
Whatever you like about her - divide it by 2
Then be the judge in your own court. She was not in relationship with you for God's sake and you also.
Pls, don't consider her if she did not measure up.
Talking from experience.

well, Be a man and stop asking about who is feeding her info about you- if she is your ex, pls let everything about her be put behind you as well.
Sit her down and talk senses into her head about reasons you will never ever marry her. Let her know better men are waitin for her and you don't want to waste her time by lying to her.
I can't blame Eni, life is crazy. Desperation takes best decision out of sight. It happened to me, so i know what i'm talking about. I wish you two best of luck in life journey

wish you best of marital life.
Marriage is new life entirely.

It can be exhausting nursing a child through a nasty bout with the flu, so imagine how 22-year-old Fatu Kekula felt nursing her entire family through Ebola. Her father. Her mother. Her sister. Her cousin. Fatu took care of them all, single-handedly feeding them, cleaning them and giving them
medications. And she did so with remarkable success. Three out of her four patients survived. That's a 25% death rate -- considerably better than the estimated Ebola death rate of 70%. Fatu stayed healthy, which is noteworthy considering that more than 300 health careworkers have become infected with Ebola, and
she didn't even have personal protection
equipment -- those white space suits and goggles
used in Ebola treatment units. Instead Fatu, who's in her final year of
nursing school, invented her own equipment. International aid workers
heard about Fatu's "trash bag method" and are now teaching it to other West
Africans who can't get into hospitals and don't have protective gear of their own. Every day, several times a day for about two weeks, Fatu put trash bags over her socks and tied them in a knot over her calves. Then she put on a pair of rubber boots and then another set of trash bags over the boots. She wrapped her hair in a pair of stockings and over that a trash bag.
Next she donned a raincoat and four
pairs of gloves on each hand, followed
by a mask. It was an arduous and time-consuming process, but Fatu was religious about it, never cutting corners. UNICEF Spokeswoman Sarah Crowe said Fatu is amazing. "Essentially this is a tale of how communities are doing things for themselves, "
Crowe said. "Our approach is to listen and work
with communities and help them do the best
they can with what they have."
She emphasized, of course, that it would be
better for patients to be in real hospitals with
doctors and nurses in protective gear -- it's just
that those things aren't available to many West
Africans. No one knows that better than Fatu. Her Ebola nightmare started Juy 27, when her
father, Moses, had a spike in blood pressure. She
took him to a hospital in their home city of
Kakata. A bed was free because a patient had just passed away. What no one realized at the time was that the patient had died of Ebola.
Moses, 52, developed a fever, vomiting and
diarrhea. Then the hospital closed down because nurses started dying of Ebola. Fatu took her father to Monrovia, the capital city, about a 90-minute drive via difficult roads. Three
hospitals turned him away because they were
full. She took him back to another hospital in Kakata.
They said he had typhoid fever and did little for
him, so Fatu took him home, where he infected
three other family members: Fatu's mother,
Victoria, 57; Fatu's sister, Vivian, 28, and their 14-
year-old cousin who was living with them, Alfred Winnie.
While operating her one-woman Ebola hospital
for two weeks, Fatu consulted with their family doctor, who would talk to her on the phone, but wouldn't come to the house. She gave them
medicines she obtained from the local clinic and
fluids through intravenous lines that she started. At times, her patients' blood pressure plummeted so low she feared they would die. "I cried many times," she said. "I said 'God, you
want to tell me I'm going to lose my entire
family?' " But her father, mother, and sister rallied and were well on their way to recovery when space became available at JFK Medical Center on August17. Alfred never recovered, though, and passed away at the hospital the next day. "I'm very, very proud," her father said. "She
saved my life through the almighty God." Now he's working to find a scholarship for Fatu
so she can finish her final year of nursing school.
He has no doubt his daughter will go on to save many more people during her life. "I'm sure she'll be a great giant of Liberia," he said.

Source- http://edition.cnn.com/2014/09/25/health/ebola-fatu-family/index.html

VisaOfficer: Please e-mail LagosACS@state.gov with this question. Thanks!

Thank you so much, I'll do it right now

Good day Ma,
My baby is getting his first US passport. What do I need to do here as a father since my name is not on his birth certificate?

thread like this on front page makes nairaland look like a site for immature people.

@seun - please learn from this, not money but thinking big. Let linda buy toys but you build biggest online forum in the world. About two months ago, I was thinking how to take principle or idea of nairaland to global level. BET, DELL, MICROSOFT, TOYOTA ETC ARE ALL STOLEN OR COPIED IDEAS. Please don't be satisfied, be greedy, be innovative, be more.
Have a main site and mobile site for phone users just like a facebook, twitter, yahoo etc.
I've linda, bellanaija and others on my mtn opera entertainment for easy access, you too can do it. Please, look at atleast more colourful.
You touch more lives than anybody in this country. You are one step away from becoming a billionaire. Just one more thing to do.
Though, nairaland is like a planet but God has given you knowledge and wisdom to manage galaxy.
Just letting you know, I just got a date on nairaland today, you made it happen.
Thank You, Seun