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[quote author=Sunehri_145]No mind my English joor, na the corruption in our education system cause am[/quote]Ooh the Blood of God.

[quote author=Sunehri_145]No mind my English joor, na the corruption in our education system cause am[/quote]Blood of God.

Biafra4tharmy: i dont care about the wives and children of terrorist. They die they die who cares? Its all about 2015 election. The continuation of this insecurity in the north would have given GEj smooth win

And when 1million biafra children was staved to death due to ojukwu's war against the Nigerian state, all you fruitcakes has been shouting genocide & now, the same you are clamouring for genocide, Look at you 4 outside.

I am only entitled to just 6 days paternity leave while she is entitled to 4 good months for crying out laud, unless she is looking for my troubles

purpinkx: Air strike ... I'm seeing a bike

BIKE AIR STRIKE NI

DELTA STATE MY DELTA STATE, HMM.

THAT UNSCRUPULOUS INDIVIDUAL, WHO FOR NO REASON BANNED ME FOR 2WEEKS
































KILLZ, NOTE THAT YOUR REIGNING PERIOD WILL COME AN REPREHENSIBLE END SOONER THAN YOU EXPECTED

Naija

I just dey waka pass sha.

Interesting, since I have nothing meaningful to contribute yet.

onathan had on Tuesday declared a state of emergency in three states, Borno, Adamawa and Yobe States.

The mandatory two days required for the National Assembly to approve the emergency rule in Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states elapsed on Thursday without a formal notification from President Goodluck Jonathan to federal lawmakers, leaving a web of confusion whether or not, a vital constitutional requirement was breached.

Lawmakers and lawyers shelved an overwhelming euphoria that have trailed the emergency rule, to accuse the president of violating basic requirements in imposing emergency order, pointing out what may turn out tools for potential challengers of the order.

“I’m not contented with the whole arrangement because of the way he declared it and did not follow due process. He was expected to notify the House,” Ibrahim Kamba, a House of Representatives member from Kebbi state said on Wednesday.

The senate confirmed on Thursday it had yet to receive a published gazette, as stipulated by the constitution, through which the proclamation of the emergency rule ought to have been made.

The senate’s position is founded on Section 305 of the constitution, which states that “Subject to the provisions of this constitution, the president may by instrument published in the official gazette of the government of the federation issue a proclamation of a state of emergency in the federation or any part thereof.”

The succeeding sub section requires that “copies” of the published gazette be “immediately” sent to the senate and the House for consideration and possible approval. Such approval is expected in two days if the lawmakers are in session, or 10 days, if they are on break.

Senate yet to be notified

At a news conference, Thursday, Senate Leader, Victor Ndoma-Egba, repeatedly emphasized those requirements in remarks that eventually turned out contradictory.

Before he spoke, confirming no notification had been sent in from the presidency, Senate president, David Mark, announced the emergency rule will be considered by the senate for possible approval next Tuesday.

“It is not a nation-wide broadcast by the president that proclaims a state of emergency,” senate leader, Mr. Ndoma-Egba said. “It is the instrument published in the gazette “We have not seen any gazette.”

Yet, despite the denial, and somewhat conflicting signals, the president’s emergency order is deemed to have taken effect, with large scale military deployment into Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states.

By mid Thursday, deployment of troops and military hardware, including fighter jets continued, a day after the military confirmed in a statement it was taking broad measures to implement the president’s decision.

Reuters news agency quoted Air Force spokesman, Air Commodore Yusuf Anas, as confirming that “air assets”, including helicopter gunships as well as jets, had been sent in support of the extra troops being deployed for the operation.

Military raids were also reported the same day in Sambisa, Borno state, which is said to host one of Boko Haram’s largest camps.

But as the operations rapidly drew steam, lawmakers and lawyers increasingly drew public attention to purportedly defective procedures adopted by the president to impose the emergency.

No State of Emergency yet

Mike Ozekhome, a senior lawyer, said, Wednesday, a day after the announcement that the president’s declaration violated the constitution’s requirement for a published gazette which he said should indicate the president’s intention to declare state of emergency. That was never done, Mr. Ozekhome said.

Another stipulation requiring the National Assembly to sit at a plenary session to decide if there was need for declaration of the state of emergency was also violated, he added.

“Therefore, Section 305 of the 1999 Constitution was not obeyed before the proclamation of the state of emergency by President Goodluck Jonathan,” Mr. Ozekhome said.

“I would therefore say that since he did not follow due procedure, it is not a declaration of state of emergency, but an adoption of stiffer measures for the protection of lives and property in those states.’’

Lagos Lawyer, Jiti Ogunye, gave a similar view saying, “As at today (Thursday), by law, there is no State of Emergency until it is approved by the National Assembly.”

“If the National Assembly does not accept it, then that it is the end of Jonathan’s State of Emergency,” he added.

Mr. Ogunye, however explained that the massive movement of troops by the military to the affected states does not amount to a constitutional violation; saying that as the Commander in Chief of Nigeria’s Armed Forces, President Jonathan can direct troop movement within the country.

Jonathan only gave an intention

The senate leader, Mr. Ndoma-Egba, struck a similar note though, with an apparent caution.

“The best we can make about what the President has done is that he has declared his intention to declare state of emergency. That is what he has conveyed to Nigerians,” he said. “He has conveyed his intention to declare a state of emergency. That State of emergency will be actually declared when an instrument proclaiming it is published in a gazette.”

He said the two days deadline for the National Assembly to pass a resolution in support of the State of Emergency starts running after the publication of the instrument in a gazette.

Despite the seeming violations, Mr. Ndoma-Egba insisted the president did nothing wrong and was acting in line with the laws.

“There is nowhere in the constitution where the president is required to publish the gazette within a specific time,” he said, before asserting that “For now, no provision of the constitution has been breached and there is no constitutional crisis.”

D river behind her look like Sapele river were Sapele people dey fetch Sapele water from & this reminder's Me;

Seun please tell your moderators in both politics & romance sections, Mr. Mod. ikanna & mod. killz, that I am through with my time, its time for those fruit-cakes to unbanned me before I loose my mind by committing more crimes by breaking more of your 21commandments.

Interesting

Abeg make una nor vex 4 me o, na watin dem dey use d rules take dey do?

BZion: I bet you're all wondering what this post is all about. Its no secret that the average Nigerian considers a full buttocks a big asset and there have been countless stories about how far people have gone and continue to go, just to have a big "BOOTY". We've heard of injections that nearly cost people lives and the debilitating effects of many procedures.


Could this be the reason why people go to great lengths to get bigger butts?

Its only natural for people all over the world to seek to look better than they already do. Some opt for natural solutions like diet and lifestyle modification while others would go for extreme measures such as surgery or medicine use/abuse.

One fateful day, if I remember correctly, in 2011, while working at a pharmacy store in Ajah and a lady walked up to me and handed me an empty drug sachet. She said," I want to buy Yodi (pronounced yaw-dee)" which when translated from Yoruba to English means "bring out the bum bum, buttocks, booty, yansh, etc.
The famous butt enlargement drug, Yodi.

On inspecting the sachet, I discovered the active ingredient in the drug is a compound called Dexamethsone. In order to clarify I asked her why she wanted the drug and she said she wanted her butt to grow bigger. With growing confidence she informed me that her friend used it and it worked.

What she wanted was available in other brands nonetheless, I didn't offer her that option because I knew her only intention was to abuse the drug. I advised not to use the medication and tried to explain to her the dangers of abusing the drugs but in response she raised her voice and said she was going to get the drug elsewhere.

You may begin to wonder what my reasons were for refusing to give her the medication. These are the reasons:

1. Dexamethasone is a drug classified under the class called GlucocorticoSTEROIDS.
2. Dexamethasone is actually indicated for use in conditions such as severe allergies (when regular allergy medications are ineffective), hypercalcemia associated with cancer, thyroiditis and so on.

3. The tablet has never been indicated for booty enlargement.

4.When Dexamethasone is abused the following results;
Cushigs syndrome:
a. Rapid weight gain (especially in the trunk, back stomach)
b. Moon face (fat on the shoulders and neck with a round moon-shaped face)
c.Thin skin and stretch marks
d. FAT AROUND THE BUTTOCKS
e. Baldness (in women and men)
f. Hirsutism (Facial hair growth in women)
g. Insomnia (inability to sleep)
h. Infertility in women
i. Hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating)
j. Depression and anxiety

A comment by a user of Yodi. Excerpt from here

Now there are a lot more consequences but I believe that this is enough for anyone with the ability to reason. Drugs are not toys to be played with. IS IT WORTH IT? For now, I do not know of any tablet with a confirmed safety profile that helps with butt enlargement.

My dear sisters and brothers ( I say brothers because, these days, they say some guys want to have big butts...... For what? I wonder!!!!)

If you have already started taking this medication and need help stopping the right way, please send me an email here

Please share this post because anyone could fall victim to this menace. If a new and certified butt enlargement drug is discovered, you'll be the first to know but till then, avoid such medications.

Stay Safe.

Aunty Nurse cares

http://auntynurselive..com.au/2013/05/yodithe-big-bum-bum-pill-does-it-really.html

okay, I will inform some nyachless colleagues of my that needs enlargement.

SLIDE waxie: That's a correct nigga!
Go dey sell pepper maybe he go like u being industrious!

Plus, didn't u show him u are a regular on nairaland? He night be proud of u. Who knws?

Ooh heavens, but lawd why

gistyinka: This is most watch interactive discussion of Nigeria terrorist group called boko haram.. Newly host presenter of AJStream Femi Oke,Nigeria born and American citizen bring together Renowned Nobel Laurel Writer Pro Wole Soyinka,Senior Special adviser to president of Nigeria,Dr Doyin Okupe and alongside with publisher and founder of popular blog activist Sahara Reporers, Omoyele Sowore on aljazeera social media discussion programed AJStream.

http://www.gistyinka.com/omoyele-sowore-of-saharareporers-vs-wole-soyinka-dr-doyin-okupe-on-al-jazeera/

this was a blast & all I have to say is " ooh Nigeria"