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rubie is that english or hausa u just spoke?

why not ask Geecee? dont u think thats his hometown?

now, thats a romantic couple! 

i wish all these guys when no dey hear word will do like-wise 

diva_naija:
Do u think he's from around here?

i dont think so oh. dont u think he's from koboland?

how many nairalands do u know, and which one are u on now?

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
o girl, dont u know i wanted to share the ice-cream for the whole of nairaland?

naughty girl

cld u believe i requested gilgee and infourmer to get me food and they both zoomed off with the speed of light?

cld it be they were scared of the bill?

@na wa, na wa for u oh! my throat and ur own which one long pass?

@diva, so u went to eat and didnt call us to come join u eh?

na wa oh! 
well @poster, i hope your offence is a pardonable one oh? 

if not, OYO for u oh!

I beg oh, before una go yonder, can u guys pls get me a bowl of fried rice with salad and a bucket of ice-cream? 

are u guys not ready to go for lunch, or im i the only one starving?

am i really interested in ur burnt ass gilgee??  

tommyex:
Gilgee because of woman u don forget rules of d game abi

can u imagine?  

@gilgee, did ur babalawo tell u that u wldnt be able to withstand 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999⁰C?  

sitting on hot coal! does that mean he's going to have a burnt ass? _{i like this one}

hahahhahaha. are u scared for gilgee? 

@diva, since gilgee seems to like tht punishment so much , dont u think we should reverse it?

oh diva (NPC faithful) can u see gilgee laughing when im still crying? 

please tell me are u going to kick his balls for me?   

thank God diva (NPC soldier) is here.

is it not gilgee that has been telling me somethings?

which omena's room? do u want me to call NPC for u?

well, gilgee, dont u know u shd check once in every blue moon?

so u even know the name of wht u'r suffering from already?  
BTW, when last did u have ur hormones checked?  

abi?

gilgee why would u want to grab somebody's onions or are your homones worrying u?? 

if your eyes and mind are really virgin how did u know u cld kick the balls at will?

and gilgee, why are u screaming baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll? are urs missing? 

if your eyes and mind are really virgin how did u know u cld kick the balls at will?

i took my time to rest oh BTW, what kind of ball did u have?

ball as in party? or

ball as in football? or

ball as in a guy's balls?

thanks dear. as for that trip, it was weekend that prevented me from making it oh. how was ur weekend?

ok i know u'r all doing well, hi diva did u miss me?

i shd think so, or dont u think so?

gudmorning all. how u guys doing today?

why are u blaming someone else now?

of course i didnt know! why didnt u or anyone tell me?

oh! do we have NPC now?