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The population of this country is 237 million.

104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me. 

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes. . .     

@larri so u mean all the company u have gotten from ur sis all these years is not enough? anyway, u try.

I'm fine thanks dear. getting ready to close for the day. do have a luvly weekend

@poster, politely request for a transfer. if u are turned down, then go the other way whenever he comes close. better still start looking for another job  _{just kidding}

seriously i think i know how u feel. i personally am someone who cant stand smells. u try sef sey u never throw up since, if it were me, i would have thrown up from the first day he ever came close. can't stand unpleasant smells.

larriderm, pls give me the 2, afterall u've had them all ur life.

dont mind almondjoy, the guy harsh oh!

but larriderm, u didnt answer the question oh, will u marry someone who speaks bad english?

@ruescho, of-course there are lots of pple in naija who speak flawless english, but some few ones dont.

@efua, u are so so funny oh! But sha, person ear dey hot at times oh!

This is really disheartening. what a shame   
Why can't this etteh woman use her head?? 
Let her vacate that seat for God''s sake!

What are u doing in here?

@poster, i think the maid shd be ur last resort. u cld try other means first. like, getting ur younger one (or ur wife's younger one) or a young relation to come stay with u for the now. if this is not possible, then u cld consider the option of the maid

@poster, well im not an only child. but i may be another variant cos im an only girl. only daughter, only grand-daughter and only great-grand-daughter (thats how far i can remember correctly)
though i have 4 brothers, but really while growing up, especially in the adolescence stage, i really felt odd and confused about a lot of things. my brothers wonder why i "waste" my time doing my hair, whenever i try to keep my nails long, they accuse me of pinching them and beg me to cut them off! even now as an adult some things happen at times and i just wished i had a sister. whenever i ask them how my attire look after dressing up, they just wonder why im bothering myself with that! they dont understand why i have to buy another makeup or hair product and lots more. also when other girls talk so much abt their experiences with their sisters i just wonder what it feels like cos ive never felt it! i may have females as friends and all that but it can never be like ur own blood sister.

ive learnt to come to terms with it anyway. and my 4 brothers are fun to be with and they have in their own way tried to feel the gap.

kronkykay:
_{SHAKES HEAD IN SHAME} It's allowed sha, keep spoking just like u spake.

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@poster, thanks so much for this very informative post.

but pls what exactly do u mean by taking warm water instead? do u mean ordinary unrefrigirated water? or diluted hot water? pls let me know. thanks

@poster, tot u said u didnt know what to cook for ur vegetarian husband!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL.

GRASS

_{just joking}

the woman actually cheated 64 times

na wa oh! i read this story in one other thread yesterday and till now i dont just know what to say!

PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, i need that pillow! the doctor recommended it for me. i've been looking for it, now ive found it. how do i get it pls

efuah, wayo business u mean

holythug u see u now! i don catch u. so it is biz u are actually interested in and not saving a mother or a child!  u must be an ibo man.

ofcourse na me sabi o.

ok let me tell u what u want to hear. i wil not give my kidney to my mother or my child, i will give it to u . hope u are happy now

na wa oh! e be like sey na oyibo me i see for the pix oh! ladapo u sure sey na u be that? talk true oh. u sure sey na u get wardrobe??

na so una sabi vex? una dey try oh.

@Ena345, u are welcome to the house, mr oshare abi mrs oshare, which one are u?

holythug:
yes my family too dnt fall sick but this is a forum we can't b d same
its for people who need help to learn from it

so why are u squizzing ur face now? u asked a question and i gave u my answer! what do u want to hear? mother or child? forget oh! that kind thing no dey near my side take it or leave it. u hear?

Truth is i will never find myself in such a situation. dont even think abt it! we dont fall sick in my family oh.

how e take concern u?

I LLLLOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE ice-cream anytime anyday. Vanilla is my favourite flavour but i love stawberry and chocolate as well. hmmmm yummie yummie

Scopium:
and your armpit is really a harmpit ,,

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